The NPC I teased is alive

Chapter 67

During the whole morning, everyone spent in the paddy field. At noon, the familiar recipe came again, and the fathers used the fish they caught as ingredients, and they were busy all the time.

Fortunately, this time there is no rigid requirement for every father to cook a dish, Yu Yan just stood beside him and five small radish heads as helpers to wash the side dishes.

While washing, the kid Bai Jingzhe suddenly burst into tears, which shocked everyone.

A few children were honestly picking vegetables with Yu Yan, but children are naturally active, and they can’t sit still after sitting for a long time. In the pot next to them, there are some mussels, crabs, crayfish, etc. that the little guys caught themselves. , the kid Bai Jingzhe wanted to catch crabs out of curiosity, so he got caught.

The instant pain caused the child to cry loudly. The crab was still tightly clamped, and he didn't let go. Bai Ran's expression changed drastically, and everyone gathered around trying to remove the pincers. As soon as he moved, the little boy cried The more stern, momentary cast a mouse.

"I'm coming!" The mermaid baby who went outside to pick flowers with Duoduo heard the cry and ran over. Seeing this situation, he stretched out his chubby fist and hit the crab on the head.

Then, the crab loosened its grip and fell to the ground and rolled around.

The mermaid baby grabbed the crab, threw it into the water, and said to the little friend, "Don't cry, Xiaobai, I will avenge you!"

Little Bai's index finger was already swollen a lot, and he finally stopped crying under everyone's comfort. The baby mermaid stuffed him with several candies, and even blew on his wound: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."

"Xiao Shuang is really a little angel." As his son calmed down, Bai Ran's heart that had been hanging in the air also fell back. He touched the baby mermaid's head, "Thank you, Xiao Shuang."

"You're welcome." The baby mermaid put the wreath woven by Mummy on Little Bai's head, looking like a grown-up, "Xiao Bai is Xiao Shuang's friend, it should be."

After the episode, everyone finished their lunch and went back to their rooms for a lunch break. In the afternoon, the babies had a simple task. The program team prepared a flock of sheep, and the children's task was to take care of the sheep.

As for the fathers, the program team gave each father 100 yuan and gave them a list of ingredients. The task requirement was: buy all the ingredients on the list with the least amount of money.

Whoever spends the least wins, and the winning dad can have a big meal with his baby.

If the 100 yuan is spent and even one-third of the food on the ingredient list is not bought, then you and your baby will be punished together - you can't eat at night.

Looking at the metaphor in the task list: "..."

"What can I buy with 100 yuan?!" For Yu Yan, there is no difference between 100 yuan and a dime. When you go to some places to spend, you will tip the waiter more than [-] yuan.

100 yuan... Looking at the densely packed dishes on the ingredients list, the whole person is on the verge of collapse.

Except for metaphors and adjectives, the other three fathers, Zhang Zhenhe, were born in the countryside. Before becoming a singer, they did farm work at home every day.

Wang Tianpeng's hometown is also in the countryside, and he was not born into a wealthy family.

As for Bai Ran, he is a standard house husband when he is not working. For these three fathers, this task is not difficult.

Yu Yan was raised in the palm of his hand since he was born, he never asked the price when he bought things, he believed that Rong Rong was the same as him.

The two looked at each other, Rong Ci was amused by his expression of "doomed to be hungry tonight": "If you don't understand, you can shop around in the market and choose the cheapest one to buy."

Yu Yan felt a little comforted.

He looked at the 100 yuan handed over by the program team in his hand. The 100 yuan gave him the illusion that it was more valuable than 100 million yuan.

The host jumped out again, as if he didn't see Yu Yan's expression, and asked him specifically: "Father Yu, how do you feel holding the 100 yuan in your hand?"

Yu Yan smiled, and no matter what the scene is or not, anyway, the program team would not dare to cut the next paragraph he said: "If there is a chance, I will invest in a program with money, and appoint you and the program team The director plans to participate, and I will be the chief planner, so I will come back no matter how you trick us."

host:"……"

Program group: "..."

Zhang Zhenhe gave Yu Yan a thumbs up: "Domineering!"

Wang Tianpeng was delighted: "I agree, I agree!"

Bai Ran touched his nose quietly.

The market is about 10 minutes away from where they live, and the program team carefully prepared three dilapidated bicycles.

"Why are there only three cars? There are five of us." Zhang Zhenhe asked everyone's aspirations.

Host: "Can you ride in twos together, this will enhance the relationship between fathers."

Everyone: "..."

The adjective took the initiative to say: "I don't know how to ride a bicycle."

"It's simple." Wang Tianpeng said without thinking, "Xiao Yu Zai you will be fine."

After speaking, he suddenly felt that what he said was too smooth, and he always felt a little weird. Wang Tianpeng touched his chin, and added: "You are brothers from the same school."

Yu Yan opened his mouth, but didn't speak. Zhang Zhenhe's bicycle brakes didn't work well, so Bai Ran took a ride with Wang Tianpeng. The three fathers had gone away, leaving Yu Yan and Rong Ci standing where they were.

Adjective: "?"

Yu Yan sighed: "I don't know how to ride a bicycle either."

puff--

The ones who laughed were the filmmakers and the program crew.

There was a smile in the adjective's eyes: "Then let's go over."

Metaphor: "..."

He really can't ride, he didn't show that he can't ride on purpose!

"I'll try it first." He struggled a bit, the program crew seemed to want him to be alone with Rong Ci, he had to be more cautious, "I learned it when I was young, but I fell several times, and then I didn't learn it again."

Because he fell too much, the adults feel distressed, so they are naturally reluctant to let him learn again. Anyway, there is a driver to pick him up when he goes out.

His driver's license was taken because he was going to study abroad.

Yu Yan tried it several times seriously, and after confirming that he really didn't know how to ride a bicycle, he threw away the bicycle and walked No. 11 to the market with Rong Ci.

Halfway through, a villager uncle driving a tricycle passed by. Yu Yan's eyes lit up and he waved quickly. The uncle stopped and said, "Uncle, we want to go to the market, can you give us a ride?"

The uncle readily agreed, so Yu Yan and Rong Ci, including their photographers, got on the tricycle.

Yu Yan patted the follower on the shoulder: "Look, you can enjoy happiness occasionally by following me."

In the whole show, the most tiring ones are the photographers, Yu Yan follows them wherever they go, at least they can rest sometimes, but the photographers can't.

Being able to follow the car to the market, the two photographers were in a really good mood, and chatted with Yu Yan by the way.

Adjective: "..."

He glanced at the very harmonious Yu Yan chatting with the photographer, and finally had no choice but to smile.

His follower raised his head and saw it suddenly, and was speechless for a moment of amazement-this smile is so overwhelming.

"Xiao Yu, why haven't they followed up?" Zhang Zhenhe looked back frequently.

Wang Tianpeng and Bai Ran rode alternately, this time it was Bai Ran riding, and Wang Tianpeng was sitting in the back seat, he said: "There must be some delay."

"Do you want to wait?"

The three fathers stopped and waited loyally, and then saw a tricycle approaching suddenly, and Yu Yan waved at them.

Three people: "..."

I watched the tricycle drive away from my eyes.

"We can't let the two young people compare us!" Wang Tianpeng was aroused bloody, "Old Bai, come down, I will ride."

A chase of bicycles chasing tricycles began, which no one expected at the beginning.

When they arrived, Yu Yan and Rong Ci had already got off the car and waited for them at the entrance of the market. Yu Yan also bought three bottles of water, and each of them handed them over.

"Interesting enough." Wang Tianpeng took it, momentarily forgetting Yu Yan's invisible identity, and slapped Yu Yan on the shoulder.

Bai Ran: "How much is a bottle of water?"

Yu Yan: "Huh?"

Bai Ran reminded: "Each of us only has 100 yuan."

Metaphor: "!!!"

He forgot!

Before Zhang Zhenhe and Bai Ran's water was boiled, Yu Yan snatched it up, returned the water, and then said to the proprietress of the canteen: "Sister, can you give me some boiled water?"

Everyone: "..."

It's a little unaccustomed to be so down-to-earth all of a sudden.

However, the proprietress was not angry at all about the water withdrawal, and enthusiastically poured water for them to drink.

They have long received that there will be celebrities coming here to record programs. Everyone wants to see what the celebrities look like, but they have rules, they can't just go up to them, and they can't disturb others. Everyone has signed an agreement.

Now I finally see these stars, one of them looks better than the other, and their eyes look like people in the painting, so I am so surprised.

The host changed into a deputy villager's costume, and appeared like a ghost, which startled everyone: "What are you still doing, there is still half an hour left in the market~"

Regardless of other things, the fathers rushed into the market and bought the ingredients on the menu from the beginning.

The adjective looked around and said, "Follow Mr. Bai."

Yu Yan's eyes lit up, that's right, Bai Ran has the most experience in grocery shopping, so it's not wrong to follow him, but Bai Ran seemed to know what they were thinking, or was notified by the program group, so he ran away in an instant.

Immediately after that, a wave of people beating gongs and drums came over and scattered the metaphors and adjectives. After they passed by, looking ahead, the adjectives were gone, and only the follower with the camera was left around Yuyan .

Metaphor: "..."

It was definitely done by the show crew!

After being dazed for a few seconds, Yu Yan resigned to his fate, grabbed 100 yuan, and began to bargain for the first time in his life to buy vegetables.

Then he discovered that bargaining is a technical job, and he doesn't seem to understand this technology very well.