[The Hobbit] Only the earthlings don't know

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March 7 21:19

[Kili]: Did you know that Thorin is coming!

[Legolas]: Thorin?The Thorin I know?

[Fili]: I think it should be the Thorin you know, after all we only have one Thorin here.

【Legolas】: When will he arrive?

[Kili]: I don’t know yet. It depends on the immigration bureau. He has a visa for a long time, but this time he wants to come and live like us.

[Dwalin]: @Bard, @Bard, @Bard

【Bard】: Come on, stop screaming.

[Bard]: I saw the chat history, I checked, the boat named Thorin at the beginning of next month.

【Ori】: Oh my God, Thorin is coming in ten days~(≧▽≦)/~

[Bard]: Is it your friend?

【Kili】: It's me and Fili's uncle.

[Bard]: ...Should I call you Grandpa?

[Dwalin]: Don't, anyway, we got to know each other once, and I can't bear to see you get cut.

[Fili]: Bard, can I pull him into the chat room when he comes?I also registered an account for him.

[Kili]: Although I can't imagine Thorin sitting in front of the computer typing and chatting, I would be very happy if he could come.

[Ori]: Maybe he can be like a fish in water in the chat room[/laughing], a taciturn person often has a rich inner world[/laugh][/laugh][/laugh].

[Dwalin]: I've heard this too, to be honest, I'm looking forward to Thorin's arrival

[Bard]: Of course, as long as someone guarantees that he is willing to keep it secret, anyone can join before the membership reaches the upper limit.

[Sauron]: It's great to hear this news. I have more than a dozen subordinates...

[System] [Member Sauron was banned by the administrator for 10 minutes]

[Bard]: Who did it?

【Aragon】: I

[Bard]: Well done.

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21:07

[Gandalf]: Good evening guys, every time I go online the chat record is 99+, I'm glad to see you are so energetic.

【Bard】: Good evening bro, today is a lot later than usual.

[Gandalf]: There is a lecture tonight, and I have just returned to the teachers' dormitory.

【Elrond】: The one from the urban legend?If I had known you would be on stage today, I would have listened.

【Thranduil】: Before you go to attend the lecture, quickly take away all the books in the cabinet you "stored" with me.

【Elrond】: Recently, I have been busy attending the Five-Party Talks, so I have no time.

【Galadriel】: The five-party talks is true, and it is false if there is no time.

【Elrond】: ...... #母母妈 tear down my platform every day

【Thranduil】: Hehe.

【Bard】: Why is everyone else silent.

【Kili】: Dads are the ones who speak, so they dare not interrupt.

【Tauriel】: Believe it or not, Madam beat you.

[Kili]: I also call him Dad when I smoke, and now everyone who is awesome is called Dad.

[Gandalf]: By the way, Bard, I’m here to vouch for someone. He’s my student. His name is Bilbo. He’s a student from my college. He’s a very talented guy, and I’m sure he’s not a slob people.

[Bard]: Of course, brother, your vision has been good all these years, I will generate the invitation code and just send it to him.

[Gandalf]: Thank you so much, my child.

[Sauron]: Fuck, this kid of yours is the father of three little devils, okay?

[System] [Member Sauron was banned by the administrator for 10 minutes]

[Bard]: I don't want to ask who did it this time, it's a good job anyway.

[Fili]: Give me an invitation code, too. I registered an account for Thorin, so let's pull him in first.

[Bard]: In such a hurry?

【Fili】: I'm not in a hurry.

[Kili]: Thorin is not very good at this kind of thing, anyway, even if he comes, he will ask my brother to help him get it, why not give it to him after everything is done.

[Bard]: Got it, most of them can't keep up with the trend when they are old, do you want me to give him an instruction manual?I remember I have it in my computer.

【Ori】: Older hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Kili]: My mother hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

【Fili】: A screenshot has been taken.

[Bard]: Someone explain to me...

[Gloin]: There is nothing to explain, boy, you will understand when you see him.

[Bard]: [/A look of ignorance.JPG]

【Fili】: I thought about it, you better give me the manual[/goodbye][/goodbye][/goodbye]


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