The days of selling stupid to your boss

Chapter 14 4 Meow

Ye Xiao rubbed the top of his head against Bai Quer's pants, making a sweet purring sound.

If someone said to him when he first became a cat: You will one day act like a baby to Bai Quer.Ye Xiao will definitely give him a luxurious set of disfigured disfigured relatives.

But in the past few weeks, he has completely abandoned his morals. Life may be so weird and unpredictable.Right now Ye Xiao can only secretly rejoice that no one knows that the big black cat is him, otherwise he could really delete the account and start over.

Fortunately, his family is in this city, and he is busy at the end of the year. His parents are very understanding and will not make a special call recently, otherwise things will only become more troublesome.

Ye Xiao was acting coquettishly while thinking aimlessly.Bai Yu didn't hide, just sat and watched him fawning on him, until Ye Xiao felt that he would become a bald cat if he rubbed any more, then he had a little reaction.

Bai Yu picked up the big black cat at his feet and put it on his lap, stroked it from head to tail, spread him into a cat cake, and then slapped the cat's butt.

The crisp sound made Ye Xiao feel ashamed instantly, and the hairs all over his body exploded. He let out a stern "Meow!" and wanted to get up crazily.

Bai Quer's inhumane hand grabbed the big black cat's neck, and the other hand relentlessly hit it again: "Ask you to play tricks on cats again?"

"Meow!" Ye Xiao yelled aggrievedly, how could I know that the dog owner would not be able to hold the dog!

"Be as virtuous as your master, and if you are not capable enough, you will die." Bai Yu slapped again: "Fortunately, you are smarter than him and know how to ask for help, otherwise you would not know how to die."

"Meow!" My master is so smart!If it weren't for the dark fur covering him, Bai Yu would have discovered that he had a red-fleshed cat.

Seeing him screaming fiercely, Bai Yu stretched out his hand and rubbed the cat's butt: "Remember today, if there is another time, I will shave the words 'little cat' on your hair, so that everyone can stay away from you." point."

Ye Xiao really wanted to comfort himself that it was all an illusion, that this was just a meaningless joke, but real experience told him that Bai Quer seemed to be serious.He is really just a kitten, begging the boss to let him go!

This is also due to Ye Xiao's personal experience, Bai Yu would always talk to him about some cheap topics, and he would only answer it as a joke, but Bai Yu did the opposite, scaring him enough in the end.

At the end of last year, thanks to Bai Quer's tireless help, they won the best performance, and the office decided to go out and have a good meal.

Everyone was even more excited that day, and the scale was much larger than the previous year. After all, Zhou Papi was resolved and the former minister was returned. Finally, at the end of the year, he was relieved, and he was drunk not long after.

Ye Xiao drinks very little, and is easy to get drunk, his face turns red after a few drinks.Two female colleagues sandwiched him in the middle and kept teasing: "Xiaoye, let's talk to everyone, what does it feel like to be hugged by Mr. Bai and Princess, do you feel like a little princess!"

"That's right, oh my god, Mr. Bai hugged you up at once, and his arm strength is really good. Do you feel very reliable and at ease lying in his arms?"

The corner of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched, only recalling the cold floor and the year-end award.

"We all blamed Mr. Bai wrongly before, he clearly doted on us Xiaoye." The colleague on the left squeezed Ye Xiao's face: "Look at the skin that is pinched out, and say, did you secretly hook up with us behind our backs?" Mr. Bai."

Ye Xiao shuddered uncontrollably, feeling goosebumps all over his body doing aerobics, and almost threw the wine glass out: "How is it possible! Don't be scary, please!"

"Don't hide it from us. We have such a good friendship. If you secretly tell your sisters, we will definitely not tell others."

Seeing that the more he said, the more outrageous he said, Ye Xiaoyi said straightly: "If I really degenerate to the point where I have nothing to do with him, I will be fined to go out and fall on my horse!"

The colleague gave a long "cut": "I don't believe it, unless you take out your mobile phone to confirm it."

Ye Xiao was not afraid of the shadow slanting, halfway through handing out the mobile phone, he found that they were smiling too obscenely, he thumped in his heart, immediately put the mobile phone back into his trouser pocket, and tightly protected it with his hands: "Nothing really happened to us, he put us Throw it in the hospital and leave!"

The colleague on the right embraced Ye Xiao's shoulders boldly: "Xiao Ye, have you heard an old saying."

The colleagues on both sides looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison: "An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!"

"..." Ye Xiao rolled his eyes when he heard this, thinking that if you have such a tacit understanding, you might as well just be together, why are you embarrassing me.

"So, Xiaoye, don't try to get away with it, hand over your phone!"

Ye Xiao was loyal and would rather die than surrender, but at the same time his left arm scratched his itchy flesh, and he almost fell off the chair laughing.They didn't expect Ye Xiao's reaction to be so big, they hurriedly protected the chair to prevent him from falling over, and the colleague on the right took the opportunity to get the phone.

She got up with a smile, but after looking through the address book for a long time, there was no number like Bai Quer. She hesitated and clicked on the note of the dead fox.

Almost in seconds, Bai Yu's voice came from inside: "Ye Xiao? What's wrong?"

"..." The three of them looked at each other, the colleague gave Ye Xiao a thumbs up, mouth gestured and said: You are awesome, how dare you use this kind of remark.

She straightened her expression, motioned to silence everyone, and turned on the loudspeaker: "General Manager, Ye Xiao is drunk, and he's making a lot of noise and insists that you take him home."

The originally lively private room instantly became silent, and everyone stared at Ye Xiao's cell phone with burning eyes.

Bai Yu chuckled lightly: "It's my honor to be loved so much by Staff Ye. Where are you?"

The colleague instantly beamed with joy, and made a face at Ye Xiao: "We are on the third floor of the Joy Luck Hotel near the company."

Ye Xiao shook his head like a rattle, his mouth was covered when he opened his mouth, and he was suppressed when he got up.He knew in his heart that if he owed Bai Quer any more favors, he would never end his life, and he would definitely be played to death by the female colleagues in the office!

Bai Quer's inspirational tone came from the phone: "In order to stimulate his further enthusiasm for work, I will - help him call a taxi."

Everyone sighed in disappointment, while Ye Xiao let out a long sigh.

Bai Yu continued to conclude with a smile: "But please tell him that the company will not reimburse you for this kind of private behavior, and ask him to pay the fare to my office after he wakes up."

"..." Ye Xiao gritted his teeth, he really shouldn't have hoped for Bai Quer!

The colleague hung up the phone and looked at Ye Xiao apologetically, not intending to share the rental fee.

No taxi driver called Ye Xiao for a long time, they thought that Bai Yu was just joking, and no one cared about it.By the time they finished eating and drinking, it was already three hours later.It was close to twelve o'clock when they were forcefully invited out by the hotel manager. They supported each other and staggered to the hotel entrance. The sharp-eyed colleagues spotted a familiar car at a glance.

The fiery red sports car stood out in the vast snow, and instantly made everyone have the urge to turn around.

Ye Xiao lay on the senior's body, drunk unconscious, feeling someone poking him, he groaned for a long time before he opened his eyes: "What are you doing?"

The female colleague who had teased him before had blushed with excitement, and her eyes were shining brightly, beckoning him to look into the distance.

Ye Xiao squinted his eyes and looked over, saying that it was impossible not to be moved.He had some anticipation and some fear in his heart.What if he was being sentimental, he buried his head in his senior's back, dodging like an ostrich.

Bai Yu got out of the car, smiled and waved to everyone, and everyone responded.Especially senior, he was able to be transferred back to his original post this time, thanks to Bai Quer who spoke for him.He bowed deeply excitedly, the smooth down jacket fabric caused Ye Xiao behind him to slide down along the bow, and fell headlong into the snow.Bai Yu quickly stepped forward to help him up: "Happy New Year everyone, have a good festival, Ye Xiao just leave it to me."

He readily left everyone a car butt, and without stopping for a second, Bai Yu drove away.

Ye Xiao's memory of the rest is very vague, he only knows that Bai Yu sent him home.It was past one o'clock in the afternoon when he got up the next day, and he hurried back home.

He wanted to thank Bai Quer in person after the next year, but when he opened the group of colleagues and saw dozens of pornographic articles about him and Bai Quer, Ye Xiao only had the desire to kill.