The day I ran away with my fiancé

Chapter 51 The Missing Lubricant

That night, under Xuanyan Xinbu's frightened gaze, Jing Shangyuan and moved the table in the middle of the hut aside, and put the two single beds together.

Seeing that there was no sign of him looking for lubricant, nor did he find the mouse hole under his bed, Xuanyan strolled slowly, and his ups and downs gradually calmed down, and he lay obediently in Jing Shangyuan's arms.

Jing Shangyuanhe was afraid that the person he had finally coaxed would annoy him again, put away his charming thoughts, put his arm on Xuanyan Xingbu's arm honestly, and soon fell asleep.

Xuanyan strolled but did not fall asleep.

After thinking about it, he felt that the bottle of lubricant in the mouse hole was a great hidden danger, and he was in danger of being discovered at any time.

So, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, and the person next to his pillow would not wake up due to thunderstorms, he quietly got out of bed, crept to the bottom of the bed, and groped along the base of the wall all the way to the mouse hole.

There were a few empty bottles scattered around the hole that he didn't have time to deal with. He put away those empty bottles one by one, and reached out to touch the mouse hole.

The mouse hole was dripping wet, and the walls of the hole were covered with the lubricant he had poured out. He touched the sticky hands and arms but couldn't find the unopened bottle.

"It's weird." Xuanyan Xingbu couldn't help but mutter in his heart, "Could it be dragged away by the mouse so soon?"

He fumbled around again, but the bottle was still nowhere to be seen.

At this time, two sounds of "squeak, squeak, squeak" were heard in the cabin, and Xuanyan Xingbu immediately pricked up his ears vigilantly and held his breath.

Jing Shang Yuanhe's breathing was still calm and soothing, as if he hadn't woken up, but there was a muffled thunder outside, and heavy rain fell from the sky.

God is not beautiful!

Xuan Yan Xinbu hurriedly stuffed those empty bottles into the mouse hole, and crawled out from under the bed lightly.

The rain outside was getting heavier, the fire in the small courtyard was extinguished, and the night watchman returned to his cabin.

Xuanyan Xingbu washed his arms and hands with the rainwater flowing from the eaves, and crept back to the bed.

Before falling asleep, he was still wondering what happened to the unopened bottle of lubricant.

The strong wind made the surrounding branches whine, and the heavy rain fell on the roof of the cabin, roaring like a drum. Many people were awakened by the sudden thunderstorm, and gradually fell asleep again. On the double bed in the wooden house, two people of similar stature were tightly entangled, their clothes were messy, and their breathing was uneven.

The dim candlelight was flickered by the warm wind blowing from the bed from time to time, casting shadows everywhere in the cabin, making it hard to see anything clearly.

After a long time, the person on the bed stopped moving, and the dancing candle flame gradually calmed down, casting a soft halo on the simple log table.On the edge of the halo, a bottle full of words appeared faintly. The bottle was lying beside the pillow, and the bottle cap was gone. A large area was slowly stained wet.

The heavy rain barely stopped at dawn, and the stone floors of the small village were washed clean, and the air was filled with a scent of wet earth mixed with green grass.

Jing Shangyuanhe had a good night's sleep, and woke up refreshed in the morning to find that the unsightly Fengshen Mushuo hadn't appeared early in the small yard chasing the hounds around like the previous two days.

Jing Shangyuanhe was very happy, and was going to treat him in the same way, and took Xuanyan Xingbu together to mock Fengshen Mushuo severely.He walked briskly to the door of the hut, and suddenly stopped.

The last time Feng Shenmushuo slipped away from Shenlan's hands, it dealt a big blow to Shenlan. This time, Shenlan will settle the old score and the new one together, and kill him?

After much deliberation, Jing Shangyuan decided to ask Shen Lan how he punished Feng Shen Mushuo last night, so as not to scare Ashin by making the scene too bloody.

Shenlan was helping to light the fire. Seeing Jing Shangyuanhe asking about what happened last night, she put down the firewood in her hand and respectfully followed him to the side, with a solemn and serious expression: "Master, don't worry, I just stabbed his ass."

"Ah?!" Jing Shangyuanhe was quite surprised.

The scene was really too bloody, not suitable for children!

Fortunately, he tactfully asked in advance, otherwise Ashin would definitely break up with him for three months!

"Why did you stab him? Is he still alive?" Jing Shangyuanhe thought of his troubles as a showman, and was really worried that he would kill someone and throw his body away in this deep mountain and old forest.

Shen Lan was stunned for a moment, and then replied calmly: "Master, it's not a 'stab' in that sense."

"Isn't it 'poking' in that sense? In what sense is it 'poking'?" Jing Shangyuanhe was deeply baffled.

What's the point of stabbing people?

Isn't it just a white knife going in and a red knife coming out?

Shenlan held her chin and thought for a while, stared at Jingshang Yuanhe's eyes solemnly, slowly raised her middle finger, and poked upwards: "'Poke' in this sense."

Seeing his gestures, Jing Shangyuanhe couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum and his scalp went numb. It took him a long time to recover and asked in disbelief, "Did he drug you?"

"No." Deep Blue shook her head in doubt.

"So you took the wrong medicine?" Jing Shangyuanhe said in shock.

Deep Blue shook her head again, shaking Jing Shangyuanhe to the point that the whole world seemed illusory.

Jing Shangyuanhe quickly reflected on what he said last night, and felt that although what he said might cause ambiguity, according to Shenlan's cleverness and previous style of doing things, it should not be misunderstood at all.

He meant to make Feng Shen Mushuo unable to get out of bed the next morning, but he didn't mean to make Shen Lan sacrifice his life to make him unable to get out of bed!

There are many ways to make him unable to get out of bed, why do you have to post your own innocence!

Jing Shangyuanhe felt that Shenlan's business was too bad, so he couldn't help but asked repeatedly:

"Shenlan, you don't misunderstand what I mean, right? I didn't mean to make you lose yourself when I told him not to get out of bed! You're usually so clever, why don't you understand it now? Besides, you're not the number one of Shanruoguo Have you always been a man? What is there on earth that you can't think of that you want to have sex with him?"

"I originally planned to give him laxatives." Shen Lan frowned, and looked at her cabin with some sullenness, "But he actually seduced me with half of his shoulders naked, I couldn't get angry, so I fucked him!"

"Then you don't know that he is romantic, and he wants to be NP when he sees people?" Jing Shangyuan and Wei Shenlan's powerful brain circuits are crazy, "Aren't you afraid of being infected by him?"

"Impossible?" Shenlan held her chin and thought for a while, then shook her head firmly, "Merry is just an illusion, I think he was still a virgin until yesterday."

"How do you know? Can this be judged?"

"He doesn't even know how to use lubricants. I don't think he has ever done it with anyone else." Deep Blue replied.

Jing Shangyuan raised his eyebrows, and looked at Shen Lan with more meaning.

This guy even prepared the lubricant. Could it be that he had an affair with Feng Shenmushuo?

"So, did you use lubricant last night?" Jing Shangyuan and Yun Dan asked lightly.

"Yes." Deep Blue nodded frankly.

"Where did it come from?"

Shenlan paused for a moment, looked at Jingshang Yuanhe, with a rather uncomfortable face: "I picked it up in the mouse hole by the wall. I think it is very likely that the mouse pulled it from you."