The daily life of the river god

Chapter 14 The cruel truth

When Luzhai left, he had an in-depth fatherly education with his sons.

Except for the sleeping Lu Wenren who was exempted from fatherly education, none of the dragons downstairs in Xiaoyang were spared.

When they returned to their respective fiefs the next day, many of the new river gods either had dark eyes, blue mouths, or broken hands and legs.

The father's love education moved the sons so much. On the second day, the report center in Jiuchongtian received about [-] complaint letters, reporting that a suspicious person named Lu Mingzhai went ashore and messed up in the terrestrial territory. Fleeing, I hope that the heavenly court will arrest these dangerous people and bring them to justice as soon as possible.

Also on the second day, the new River God who was sleeping on the second floor of the Xiaoyang Building woke up and saw the sparkling dragon scale necklace by the bed, and jumped up happily on the spot.

He took the necklace and rushed out.

Downstairs in the living room, sitting drinking tea, listening to the footsteps, first rushed out of the bedroom to the room he was currently living in, and turned around to look downstairs when he couldn't find anyone.

"虺! 虺! Look what this is!"

Xun held the teacup and looked at the little dragon, holding the dragon scale necklace in his hand like a gust of wind, rushing towards him, holding the necklace high in the palm of his hand.

Playfully pretending to be ignorant: "What is this?"

"Dragon scales, don't they look good." Lu Wenren held up the necklace made of dozens of dragon scales, Le's eyes were bent into crescent moons: "This is given to me by my brothers, do you like it?"

Xun looked at the string of things held up in the air with a smile that didn't reach his eyes, and said calmly: "If I like it, will you give it to you?"

"No." The new River God refused without thinking.

With an expression of what are you thinking about: "This is a gift from my brothers."

虺 is really beautiful.

He was dumbfounded, and decided to ask Nine Tails today how the Jiao-killing tool was customized, and he could pay more to meet the deadline.

And the buns and eggs bought on the table are not as good as feeding the dog.

Dogs are worth feeding more than this guy.

Why did he go out for a walk early in the morning, and he happened to walk to the door of the shop selling buns, and he just remembered the breakfast this guy gave him that day.

The non-human who was thinking about it was still regretting his idiot behavior in the morning.

The Lord River God who was holding the dragon scale necklace beside him could already smell the aroma of meat buns in the air.

Following the scent, Lu Wenren had already spontaneously floated to the long dining table, and saw the two breakfasts on it, which were exactly the same as the ones he bought that day.

"Did you buy breakfast?" Lu Wenren picked up a bun and took a bite.

The familiar taste is definitely the bun shop at the alley.

"I didn't buy it." He didn't want to admit it even if he killed him.

Lu Wenren smiled when he heard the words: "No matter who bought it, it must be given to us to eat. I can just eat buns, and I will give you the eggs."

There are four tea eggs on the table.

"Half for one person." Xun refused.

The new River God held a steamed stuffed bun, walked upstairs while eating, and waved his hand: "I don't like eggs."

I have been given eggs countless times in the past, and even the way I became acquainted with scholars started with eggs.

For the first time, I had doubts about my past.

Watching the person with the same face as the scholar go up to the second floor, Jin turned to look at the four tea eggs he had carefully selected on the table.

All of them are plump and round in shape, and they are the four largest and most fragrant tea eggs in the pot of tea eggs in the whole steamed stuffed bun shop.

For this reason, he squatted there and selected for 10 minutes before choosing it, and the boss gave him countless eyes.

The guy upstairs actually said he didn't like eggs.

This is obviously the egg that scholars like to eat the most, but Lu Wenren, who has the same face, actually says he doesn't like it.

Since it is not the reincarnation of the scholar, why not kill him today!

The non-human beings in the living room downstairs vacillated between killing him or not.

Lu Wenren, who went upstairs to wash and change his clothes, went downstairs again, and saw the non-human standing downstairs still in a daze, "Hey, I have some good news for you."

The non-human, who was thinking about how to kill, squinted.

"Say."

See what else he can do.

"You don't have a job and you are in a daze at home every day, so I found you a job with a monthly salary of five thousand and five social insurances and one housing fund."

Lu Wenren put his work permit around his neck, walked up to this vagrant-like inhuman, and looked up at him: "I'll take you to apply for a permit today, and then we'll officially start working!"

About to change from an evil non-human to a non-human who is a social worker, dying: "I ask you one last question.

Lu Wenren opened his eyes wide, "You ask."

"If it were you, someone offered you fish on the verge of starvation, and in return you started sending eggs to him every few days. What's the reason?" Xun pinched his knuckles and looked down at the face in front of him. , waiting for the other party's answer.

The other party also quickly told him the so-called truth: "If I still have eggs to give away when I starve to death, it means that I really hate eggs? If someone invites me to eat fish, and the other party doesn't seem to hate eggs , then everyone will be happy. What do you think of this reason?"

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The courtyard door of the small western building was opened from the inside.

Two figures came out one after the other, Lu Wenren closed the courtyard door, and pointed to the river full of rubbish in front of him with high spirits: "Today! We will clean up everything here."

The 虺 who went out followed by his side, slapped the excessive face: "Whatever."

The body moves around with the new river god, but the mind can't help recalling the past.

The mountains and the moon are dim, the ground is frosty and cold, and the wind blows from all sides of the sea, and the scorpion has just received a new order from the heaven to go home.

When Tayun came back, he saw a gray figure fumbling for something on the ground on the edge of the churning waves.

When the 虺 turned into a human body and passed by the other party, out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the mortal was holding a fishing rod made of a branch in his hand.

At this moment, there is a lively little fish hanging on the hook.

This mortal was very stupid, he stretched out his hand several times to catch the fish, and every time the little fish was held by someone, it started to struggle.

Every time he struggled, the mortal began to loosen his hands in a panic.

One person and one fish don't know how long they have been courteous to each other here, and they don't even know that half of their bodies are wet by sea water. If they don't leave here, they will either drown or freeze to death.

When 虺 stepped into the water, he raised his hand to attract a few fish from the sea, knocked them out and threw them in front of the scholar-like mortal: "Get out of here quickly."

He was so weak that he couldn't even catch a fish, and when the tide rose, he died in the sea and he had to salvage him.

What a troublesome person.

The little scholar bent down and wanted to catch fish, but saw three huge fish that were half taller than him, flying directly from the sea.

"Slap." The fish he caught was smashed into mud.

The scholar, whose body was half wet by sea water, looked up at the figure not far away.

Just as he was about to thank the other party, he saw a wave of waves rushing towards him. The man transformed into a dragon and dived into the water, disappearing on the spot.

There was only one scholar standing on the shore in a daze.

The lone bird flew over his head and made a sound, the scholar quickly regained his senses, and hurriedly dragged the three huge sea fish home.

With these three fish, the scholar's poor life finally improved a bit. He left one hanging under the beam of the house to freeze in the snow, and cut off a few pieces of fish every day to cook with rice porridge.

The remaining two were sold on the street to buy pens and inks.

The scholar who lived in a snail's house studied hard at home every day, and the scorpion who lived in the sea also followed the Jade Emperor's will every day.

When it rains, it rains lightly, when it rains heavily, it rains heavily.

Nothing goes wrong.

Half a month passed in a blink of an eye, and he came back from the heaven again. When he passed by the beach, he saw a familiar figure, curled up and squatting on the beach, not knowing what he was doing.

When passing by, the man raised his pale face blown by the sea breeze, saw clearly that it was him who came back, and quickly stood up.

The scholar, whose legs and feet were numb after squatting for too long, staggered to the front of the 虺, and took out the four eggs he kept in his arms: "I didn't have time to thank you last time, fish, I don't know you gods What do you eat on weekdays, but I have been to your Dragon King Temple, where all the enshrined food is cooked, I think you don’t eat raw food, so I cooked it for you.”

Xun looked at the four hard-boiled eggs, then at the scholar who was not afraid to see his real body, and caught the eggs with a sneer.

"Yeah, we don't eat raw. Every day in the middle of the night, the fish and shrimp in the sea have to bring their own boilers to the shore to cook."

What a fool.

It was the first time he had seen someone say to them, spirits living in the sea, don't you eat raw?

The scholar blushed, knowing that he had said something wrong.

He went to the Dragon King Temple and saw the cooked food on the altar. He lost his mind for a moment and prepared a hard-boiled egg for the other party.

Seeing him pitifully shivering from the sea wind, he waved his hands and brought him a few more fish from the sea.

Thinking of his virtue of being afraid of fish, he kindly helped him knock the fish unconscious again.

"Reciprocity, take it away."

Before he got into the water, before he left, he glanced back with a feeling, and saw that idiot was bending over and struggling to pull the fish on the ground, dragging it home.

Not only is he a fool, but he is also a fool who will fall when the wind blows.

This is the end of the second meeting of One Man One Dragon.

After that, I saw a few more raw eggs on the coast every few days.

The bright white eggs are carefully preserved on the pile of sand pushed up, sometimes three, sometimes five.

Every time he took raw eggs, he threw them into the sea to feed the fish. After being ridiculed by him last time, that idiot really didn't give him cooked food.

Put this unpalatable egg here every time.

The time was also very good each time, and he received five raw eggs in return, but he didn't see anyone once.

From winter to spring, relying on the last three sea fish, the scholar studying at home accidentally discovered that he had grown flesh.

I don’t know if he eats fish and meat porridge every day, or if he doesn’t have to worry about food anymore. After this winter, not only will he not get sick easily when the wind blows like in previous years, but he can even run after the chicken at home for a cup of tea Kung Fu.

These two chickens were given to him by the village head after he was admitted as a scholar.

They are all laying hens, and they only started laying eggs after one and a half years of raising, but scholars don't like to eat eggs that always have a fishy smell, so they usually collect them and take them to the market to exchange money for pens and inks.

Since the person at the beach accepted his gift, the scholar has collected the most valuable eggs at home one by one, and sent them to the beach every time he saved a few eggs.

It is also thoughtful to only send raw ones, not cooked ones.

The author has something to say:

虺: Really hammered, this guy really gave me the least favorite thing to eat!