The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

Chapter 27 February 7



Chapter 27 February 7

April 7

cloudy weather

Kong Lun finally remembered to send me a message today! ! !

Although there was only a simple sentence "Sorry QUQ is delayed, go back in the afternoon", but I read it several times.

I just said that guy wouldn't just ignore me like this!

I looked at the time, it was ten o'clock in the morning.

After twelve o'clock, it can be regarded as afternoon, so if he is fast, he will go home in two hours!

I don't know how to describe my mood, a little excited and a little nervous.

After discussing with netizens yesterday, I have basically confirmed that I like Kong Lun, and they also gave me a lot of advice.

Some people say that since they are already living together, they must be close to each other first, and consciously create all kinds of "little accidents".

For example, when he was taking a shower, he accidentally opened the door to go in, and when he was eating, his chopsticks bumped into each other on purpose...

When those people were discussing, they screamed with excitement, but I didn't think it was feasible.

Everyone is a well-known figure in the world of book spirits. How can I lose face if I do such a crazy thing?

"What is the most important thing in chasing a wife? Shameless!"

"Why was Dong Yong able to marry Seven Fairies? Because he stole her clothes and hid them!"

"Hey... anchor, if you hesitate so much, your sweetheart should be snatched away!!!!"

Seeing the comments of netizens, I was suddenly surprised.

To be honest, I never thought that Kong Lun would be snatched away by others.

But this guy has always been popular, and it's not out of the question that such a situation will happen one day.

I took a deep breath and tried to calm myself down.

Anyway, I usually secretly took pictures of him, which is already an idiot's behavior, and it doesn't seem to be difficult to be shameless.

Of course, some people have proposed more bloody solutions.

He said let me learn from the domineering presidents in the novels, throw money at death, let Kong Lun be convinced of my economic strength, and then give up.

"That's right! Anchor, you are the master of explosions!"

"Smash him with game coins!"

"Collect money to send the anchor to Macau!!!!!!"

"A new generation of God of Gamblers is about to be born~"

At first glance, there was nothing wrong with these words, but they obviously underestimated Kong Lun's worth.

Although this guy usually doesn't look like a mountain, he is one of the "Four Books" after all!

He is much richer than me!

I put down my phone and stared at the rustling leaves outside the window in a daze.

There was once a book that summarized the men who are like fish in water in the love field, and summarized the five main points of "Pan Lv Deng Xiaoxian".

Pan refers to my appearance. Although they praised my appearance in the live broadcast yesterday, I think there are more elements of politeness in it.

In comparison, Kong Lun's appearance is more popular.

Donkey... This is enough for now, I feel that I and Kong Lun have not yet reached this stage of development.

Deng refers to Qian Ru Deng Tong.

Obviously, I'm not as rich as Kong Lun.

To give the simplest example, Confucius Institutes are blooming everywhere, but Laozi Institute has never been heard of.

However, some people have previously reported that the "Tao Te Ching" is second only to the "Bible" in the number of printings overseas, and it is not known whether it is true or not.

Small refers to gentleness and smallness, which can make people happy.

Although I hate to admit it, I am completely inferior to Kong Lun in this regard.

He is almost a natural social talent. Until now, many people have learned how to behave in the world from "The Analects of Confucius".

And I am almost synonymous with "passive avoidance"...

But then again, I've always felt that I just don't like to deal with people, not that I don't have the ability to deal with people.

When I started the live broadcast yesterday, I chatted with so many people at the same time, didn't I feel comfortable?

The next step is leisure, which I have the most say in.

For example, right now I'm too idle.

I looked at the time again. I thought it was past twelve o'clock at least, but it turned out that it was only 10:30.

How did time pass so slowly today?

I suddenly felt a little stuffy in the room, and planned to open the window to get some air.

Just then, the phone rang suddenly.

"Are you there?" Kong Lun asked.

I wanted to reply "in", but before pressing "send", I deleted the word again.

He's gone for a whole day, so why should I be there when he's looking for me?

If I reply "yes" right away, doesn't it prove that I am free?

Will it make him mistakenly think that when he is not around, I am fidgeting all day long, holding my phone anxiously waiting for him to send me a message?

"No." I replied.

"Are you there~" he asked again.

It's useless to be cute!Even adding squiggly lines doesn't change the fact that he left me all day!

"Not here!"

This time he ignored me for a while, which made me start to reflect on my attitude.

What if he really has something urgent to ask me?

"Now, are you there?" He sent another message.

"Here, what's the matter?" I asked.

"It's okay, I just want to talk to you." He said.

I felt that my body suddenly became light and light, as if I was stepping on a cloud, surrounded by a substance called "happiness".

How should I reply to him next?

Would it be too unreserved to say directly that I also want to chat with him?

I suddenly thought of the "shameless" theory of netizens.

To fall in love is to be ashamed!

Thinking of this, I replied: "Oh, let's talk."

"You will never guess who I saw when I went back!"

Surely I can't guess?

To be honest, seeing him tell me about this matter in a serious manner, the person I met must be either Nan Hua or Lao Yi.

However, he went back this time because the books of the Confucian system were going to be held together for a meeting. The "Book of Changes" belongs to the category of the "Five Classics". It seems that it is not unusual to see Lao Yi.

Did he see Nan Hua?That guy hasn't been back to the book spirit world for a while.

Just as I was thinking, Kong Lun sent me another message: "I actually saw Nan Hua!"

"That's really strange." I said.

"Yes, you must have not seen each other for a long time." He said, "I came back late just to wait for him, and wanted to take him to our place to have a look."

The amount of information in this sentence is a bit large, and I didn't realize it for a while.

"Nanhua coming?" I asked.

"It was said that he was going to come, but he couldn't wake up no matter how much he cried after falling asleep..."

Although I couldn't see Kong Lun's expression, I could feel his helplessness.

That guy Nanhua just likes to sleep, and he looks like he can't wake up every day. He said that he dreamed of "Kun" for a while, and said that he became a butterfly for a while.

Although he was merged into "Lao Zhuang", I felt that I was not quite the same as him.

"I can't guarantee anything else, but you both sleep very deeply. When you fell asleep last time, there was a strong wind, lightning and thunder outside, but you didn't show any sign of waking up. I went to close the window for you later. .” Kong said.

Is there such a thing?I have no impression at all...

However, when I thought of Kong Lun sneaking into my room in the middle of the night and closing the window for me, I suddenly felt sweet in my heart.

"Do you want a cake?" he asked suddenly.

cake?Has he come back yet?

I looked at the time, and it turned out that it was already afternoon before I knew it.

"Eat." I said.

After a pause, I still couldn't help asking him when he will be home.

Obviously, I have been waiting for him for so long, but knowing that he has arrived nearby, I always have a feeling of scratching my heart.

The entrance of the unit building can be seen from the window of the balcony, so I moved a chair and put it there, lying on the window sill and quietly watching the street in front of me.

It is the hottest time of the day, and there are not many people on the street.

The glare of the sun shone on the ground, making my eyes hurt, but I couldn't bear to look away.

What if Kong Lun happened to pass by here when he looked away?

He texted me back saying "soon", but I waited for a long time before seeing him at the intersection.

I immediately stood up, stood still and took several deep breaths, trying to calm down my excitement.

I snapped the chair back into place and sat down on the couch, pretending I'd been watching TV.

However, although the sound of the TV was turned on very loudly, my attention was not on the program at all, but I kept paying attention to the movement at the door.

From where I just saw him to the door of the unit building, plus the time to go upstairs, it takes about 10 minutes.

I counted the time silently in my heart, and finally at the ninth minute and 37 seconds, Kong Lun opened the door of the house.

The corners of my mouth raised unconsciously, but my eyes were still fixed on the TV, pretending not to notice that he was back.

"I'm back!" he said. "Are you watching... commercials?"

Only then did I realize that there was an advertisement on TV, and my cheeks couldn't help but feel a little hot.

"Hmm... this ad is pretty good-looking." I said.

After saying this, I regret it.

What kind of nonsense is this? !

Fortunately, Kong Lun didn't care. He smiled and said, "Don't read the advertisement, I bought you a cake."

After coming to the 21st century, I once ate a cake and was amazed at that time.

How could there be such a delicious thing in the world? !

However, since the place selling cakes is about two stops away from here, and I don't like to go out, I haven't eaten that thing since then.

Closer to home, the cakes Kong Lun bought this time were of two different flavors, one was black and the other was green.

He said let me choose first, and he went into the house to pack his luggage.

How to choose this?

Whether it is black or green, I have never eaten it before, and they both seem to be delicious.

I took the cake out of the box and put it on the table.

What would black taste like?

I recalled the black food I ate here, nothing more than cuttlefish balls, fat house happy water and chocolate.

The cuttlefish balls have a smell of sea water, not this sweet feeling.

Fat House Happy Water is sweet, but it will bubbly and bubbly... Maybe it will stop bubbling after it becomes this solid thing?

The taste of chocolate is very strange, and it is different every time I eat it.

Sometimes it's delicious, and sometimes it's terrible.

Especially the one that Kong Lun bought last time. Not only is it not sweet at all, but it has a bitter and sour taste.

I shook my head and turned my gaze to the green one.

Compared with the black cake, this one has a strong tea smell.

Can tea be really delicious when made into desserts?I'm skeptical.

To be honest, I still prefer the strawberry cake I ate last time, it looks delicious.

QUQ Why did I say that I didn't like strawberry cake?

black or green?This is a question worth thinking about...

"Have you chosen yet?" Kong Lun asked.

"You choose first." I gave him the right to choose.

It doesn't matter which one he picks, I just have to pick the other.

"Sorry, the strawberry cake was sold out when I went today." He said, "But these two cakes are also very popular, you can try them."

It turned out that I didn't buy strawberry cake because it was sold out...

"It doesn't matter, it's the same anyway." I said.

Kong Lun chose the green cake and gave me the black one.

To be honest, I didn't have high expectations for the taste of this cake.

Therefore, when I felt the silky and delicate taste, I subconsciously opened my eyes wide.

Super delicious!

I took another two big mouthfuls with a spoon, and my heart was full of happiness.

"Is it delicious?" Kong Lun asked.

The size of the cake is not big, I have already lost one-third of it after two bites, but Kong Lun's cake is only a little less.

Is his cake not delicious?

I hesitated for a moment and asked him if he wanted to try my piece of cake.

"Okay." Kong Lun smiled, "Feed me."

Hey, feed him? !

I thought I had heard wrong.

Seeing me in a daze, Kong Lun's eyes flickered.

"Well... I accidentally twisted my wrist just now, if you don't want to, forget it." He said.

I don't mind feeding him, but is there a problem with the Feng Shui of this house?

First I accidentally scratched my hand, and then sprained my ankle. After finally recovering, Kong Lun twisted his wrist again.

Do I have to find something to change my feng shui?

"Give me the spoon, and I'll feed you." I said.

"It's fine to use yours... Well, I, I mean, this spoon has already been stained with other cakes, and digging out chocolate cakes is easy to taint the flavor."

For some reason, Kong Lun stuttered a bit.

This guy went back to the book spirit world, why did he become a little strange?

Did something happen?

"Nothing! It's just that everyone got together and chatted casually." He said, "Well...they told me some ways to get along."

"The Analects" needs to ask other book spirits how to get along with each other?I always thought this thing sounded a bit magical.

But he didn't want to say more, and I couldn't continue asking.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate. The air conditioner was clearly turned on in the room, but Kong Lun's face seemed to be flushed, and some sweat even faintly appeared on his nose.

"You, what do you see me doing?" Kong Lun asked.

It’s okay if he didn’t ask, but when I asked, I suddenly felt that my behavior of staring at others was like a pervert, and I thought again of what those netizens said yesterday.

Talking about the topic of "shameless", they seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood. Some people even suggested that I directly find an opportunity to throw Kong Lun down.

"There is nothing that can't be solved with one slap, and if there is one, two slaps."

Thinking of this, I inexplicably felt my heart beating faster, and subconsciously swallowed.

"Are you hot?" I asked, "It feels like your face is a little red..."

"Ah... Maybe it's because I just came back from outside, just take a rest." He said, "It's really hot outside today."

right!It must be too hot outside!

I calmed down and suppressed the miscellaneous comments I saw yesterday.

It's normal for friends to feed cakes, don't be too excited, and don't make Kong Lun feel that something is wrong.

Thinking of this, I tremblingly dug a piece from the cake in front of me and handed it to Kong Lun's mouth.

"Ah—" I said.

Kong Lun opened his mouth obediently, and ate the cake.

I thought it was over, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when Kong Lun suddenly said, "By the way, have you ever heard of indirect kissing?"

"What?" I didn't respond for a while.

How could Kong Lun still learn such new words when he went back to the spiritual world?

"I just remembered it too... I heard from young people here that if two people share the same tableware or drink from the same cup, it is considered an indirect kiss." Kong Lun's voice became weaker and weaker as he explained, but I didn't say a word, I heard everything.

I probably understand what indirect kissing means.

So... I just kissed Kong Lun indirectly? !

I shivered subconsciously, my toe accidentally kicked the table leg, and I gasped in pain.

"Are you okay?" Kong Lun asked.

I shook my head.

"The feng shui of this house is not good." I said, "Go and see if there is anything for luck in another day."

"Okay." Kong Lun said, "I heard that there is a very effective Taoist temple nearby. Let's go and see it some other day... Do you think there will be a statue of Lao Tzu in the temple?"

"That's called Taishang Laojun." I said.

Although many people say that Laozi is the reincarnation of the Taishang Laojun, I don't quite agree with this statement.

Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu, why do you have anything to do with someone else's reincarnation?

Kong Lun nodded.

After a while, he asked me if I wanted to try his cake.

"The matcha taste is also delicious." He said, "Nan Hua said that you should like this taste."

When I looked at the green cake, I always felt a little hard to eat.

Why does Nanhua think I like this kind of thing?

But looking at Kong Lun's expectant eyes, I couldn't say the words of refusal.

"It looks...delicious." I said bravely.

Kong Lun listened to what I said, he must take a spoon and feed me a bite.

In this way, the two of us had another indirect kiss.

The taste of this green cake is much better than I imagined. Although I can't say I like it, it is definitely not disgusting.

However, chewing the cake in my mouth, I always feel that something is not right.

Isn't Kong Lun's wrist sprained?But just now I saw him feeding me, it seems to be very smooth...

The author has something to say: There are still red envelopes for leaving a message today~


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