The cleaners are amazing!

4. Is the cleaning wrong?

The moment Yingzhi and Xia Huan, who was standing outside the laboratory door, met their eyes, he was startled——

How long has he been standing there?How much have you heard what Benede and I have said?Could it be...he heard everything, even that...?

Immediately afterwards, he remembered his "identity" at the moment, quickly cleaned up the idea of ​​not distinguishing between public and private, and replaced his unprofessional face.

"What's up?"

Before answering, Xia Huanying's domineering eyebrows had already raised silently, as if mocking him for "there is no silver 300 taels here" and "bluffing".

"Come and clean. I am the cleaner here, and the cleaner's job is to clean. Otherwise, what else can I do besides cleaning?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, his half-ruffian, half-bad attitude made him even more annoying.

But Eiji knew that the man was waiting for his moths to jump into the flames, so he refused to step into the trap of tempting tantrums, and said politely as if there was only a strange friendship between the two of them "work partners":

"Really? You've worked hard. I'll tidy up and vacate this place right away, so you can clean it up."

Turning around, Eiji quickly entered the central control computer room.However, following leisurely steps and slowing Yingzhi for two seconds, Xia Huan also followed into this room, which was only half a ping in size and was mainly equipped with equipment.

"There are only precision instruments here, and the air filter and automatic dust remover are usually used to keep it clean. There is nothing to clean, you can skip it." Frowning.

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. A good cleaner will not let go of the slightest bit of dirt that may hide. You know, the dirt that accumulates over time is the dirtiest." The culprit. Clean up diligently to keep it clean forever.”

Hearing his eloquence, Yingzhi only wondered when he became so interested in the job of "cleaner"?

"Why can't I see that something is dirty here?"

"What are you talking about? Isn't it right in front of me?"

Yingzhi was taken aback, in front of him...only himself and...?

"You want to clean the window?"

Pointing to the large soundproof glass windows separating the central control room and the tomography scanner, Yingzhi was quite moved.To be honest, cleaning the windows is really hard work, but Xia Huan never thought that she really wanted to work.

"But why didn't you take a rag, and I didn't see you take detergent. Didn't you go shopping for a lot of tools?"

"Renke, you're a layman. You need a mop to mop the floor, a rag to wipe the table, and different props to clean different items. I can't use a rag for the things I want to clean now—it will destroy him The surface is smooth, let alone cleaning agents—that would damage his delicate materials. I have exclusive props to serve him.”

Well?Is this piece of glass so "delicate"?Eiji just felt that it was no different from ordinary glass.With a shrug, Xia Huan is happy anyway, and Yingzhi doesn't care how he wants to wipe the glass.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you."

Eiji turned around, typed instructions on the keyboard, and sent the diagnosis data back to his office, preparing to leave here.Unexpectedly, wolf claws suddenly stretched out from behind, grabbed his tie and undid it, touched the button and undid it.

"Hey!" He stared back in warning.

"Um?"

"Have you forgotten the three chapters of the agreement?"

Want to play dumb?It's not that easy.

It was agreed that Xia Huan would work in the consumption room F, and the first thing Yingzhi had to guard against was the "wolf claws" of men who would take the opportunity to make trouble whenever there was a disturbance.

"I remember clearly."

"Then you've been drinking and you've lost your mind?"

"Please, do you think I'm some irresponsible bastard? How can I drink during work hours."

"Since you are sober and remember the content of the third chapter of our covenant—then, by the way, Mr. Xia, what do you think you are doing now?"

Hearing this, the man sighed exaggeratedly, pulled his shoulders with his hands, and made him look eye-to-eye and nose-to-nose with him.

"Xiao Zhizhi, I think you are the one who stole the drink at work, right? I just told you a quarter of an hour ago, but now you don't remember?"

"Clam?"

"Hou, speaking of you doctors... usually you seem to be very shrewd. If there is any problem with the human body, you can diagnose it in two or three times. But if you ask you to calculate that one plus one equals two, such a simple problem, instead It’s as difficult as climbing the sky, and the more you stir it, the more complicated it is. You’ve explained it so clearly, but you’re still asking me what I’m doing?”

I don't know whether to go crazy against the man's prejudiced attitude first, or to refute his statement that he insulted his IQ.

"Really? Please tell me where I made the wrong turn and the wrong direction? What you are doing now-let me call it sexual harassment, why didn't it violate the first article of the three chapters of our contract, which is forbidden to go to work? Time, public and private?

"Houhou, Kim Jong Il is not as difficult as you to deal with." Tsk tsk tsk, the man shook his head, stretched out his index finger and said in front of him, "I don't distinguish between public and private? I'm not" ’ to do my job as a cleaner?”

"The job of a cleaner, including messing with me?" said coldly.

"Thick and thick, Xiao Zhizhi, you bastard! I know I'm very charming, and it's hard for you not to go wrong. But let me tell you, don't insult my sacred profession."

The blood vessels on the forehead were about to burst, and Eiji was so angry that he waved away his big hand that continued to "harass" during the discussion between the two of them.

"Don't talk about me in circles anymore. Is your shit professional to strip my shirt off?"

"Oh, how do I clean you without stripping you? I'm a cleaner, not a laundromat, and your clothes are none of my business. You can't hire me for a salary, but you want me Responsible for two jobs!" replied indignantly.

Eiji froze for 30 seconds.The red tide extended from his white chest all the way up to his cheeks, the roots of his ears, and at last it seemed to be billowing steam from the top of his forehead.

"Xia, Huan!"

"have?"

"You have ten seconds to disappear from my eyes immediately, otherwise—"

"Ouch, Xiao Zhizhi, it took you ten seconds to finish this sentence. This is an impossible task!"

Breaking through the critical point, Yingzhi seemed to be able to hear lightning and thunder in his head.In the next second, he unconsciously raised his leg high and slammed it hard into the man's stomach.

The leg that is attacking the important part with the overwhelming force without hesitation——

"Woohoo!"

In the nick of time, Xia Huan quickly protected and caught it with both hands.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Zhizhi, do you want to cut off the happiness of your son-in-law's lower body?"

Basically, it's not that Xia Huan doesn't know that what she said is equivalent to adding fuel to the head of the furious iceberg beauty in front of her. —but he just loves the moment when the iceberg is melted by fire.

When it comes to his little Zhizhi, Xia Huan has always been "childlike at heart", maintaining the level of flirting at the elementary school level = liking him means bullying him.

As expected, Xia Huan had just uttered this ridicule, and Yingzhi's fist was already in the center of his face, aiming at his straight and proud nose to greet him.

At this moment, Xia Huan said calmly, "The iron box at the back—"

A word that sounded nonsensical to the bystanders immediately caused Yingzhi's fist to get stuck in the air, as if he had hit an invisible wall abruptly.

"As expected of my little Zhizhi, he and I really understand each other. As long as I say a few words, you will know what I mean. That's right, in this room full of expensive instruments, you'd better not The action is too big. Otherwise, the machine will break down, and the loss of the inspection data of these customers will cause an unpredictable international disaster."

Eiji gritted his teeth unwillingly.

"Hehehe, we seem to be playing one, two, three, what a wooden man!" Xia Huan looked at Yingzhi's handsome face full of smoke, licked his lips and said with a smile: "You can't move until I leave my eyes, Otherwise, you will be disqualified."

He gave him a cold "green" look.Eiji withdrew his fist, turned his face away and said, "It's so boring.", and wanted to turn around and leave.

"Hey, if you are disqualified, you will be punished..."

Xia Huan wrapped her arms around Yingzhi's waist, trapping him between her body and the table with the computer screen, blocking his way.

"You lost this match."

Yingzhi, who could not submit obediently, was pushing and kicking, struggling in Xia Huan's confinement—but due to the surrounding environment, he was unable to resist vigorously.

"Do you think this is funny? Get the hell out of here, it's 'work time'." Tried and tried, but couldn't get out, Eiji had to say.

"Oh, I'm at 'work'. Didn't I say I'm going to give you a good cleaning?"

Eiji stared at him, and nine times out of ten he pictured the scene of a murderous murder in his mind.

"The scope of your work as a cleaner does not include 'me'."

"Who said that?" Xia Huan raised her eyebrows and said in a tone of disapproval, "I, the cleaner, decide what to clean here. This is what was agreed at the beginning."

"Say yes? I don't have any impression."

"It's useless to pretend you don't remember, Xiao Zhizhi. Before I took this job, I asked clearly, "Where do you want me to clean?", and how did you answer, have you forgotten? "

Eiji narrowed his eyes, searched the database in his brain, pursed his lips after a while, and whispered regretfully: "...I remember."

Be honest with him.Xia Huan raised her eyebrows triumphantly, stepped on his sore spot deliberately and said, "You answer me 'whatever you want', since it's up to me, so there's nothing wrong with me saying that you are included in this range."

Eiji lowered his eyebrows, remained silent for a while, and said, "Cleaning means cleaning a place, not a person. Besides, if you want to clean me, do you mean that I am dirty?"

"Hey, Xiao Zhizhi, I can't let you down, make a trap for me to jump into?" Nesting close to Yingzhi's ear, he blew into his ear hole and said, "It's just right, you asked about my definition of cleaning, then I want to ask you, the definition of a doctor is obviously to treat diseases, how can he be a competent actor, and even pretend to be a seasoned call boy!"

——The sharp eyes with a quick glance are so beautiful that it's hard not to be impulsive.

Xia Huan licked her tongue in her heart, and continued to press against his ears, while tightening her hands, wrapping her arms around his slender waist, making the two of them stick closer together.

"You can work in this office like a doctor. Why can't I, the cleaner, clean something a little different?"

Ambiguously moistening Yingzhi's ear shells with the leaves of her tongue, Xia Huan then changed her previous glib tone, exuding the coolness of the big-tailed hooligan era, and whispered.

"Lin Bei didn't chase after him right away, it was already very polite to cut off the hand of that old man who ate your tofu. That's all..."

The big hand slipped to Yingzhi's small but tight buttocks, and pinched hard at the place that Benede had just patted.

"I just want you to let me clean the fingerprints that that bastard old man left on you, what else are you talking about? Or do you want me to take you home now, not only cleaning the outside, but also I also use my unique cleaning stick to clean it up for you?"

The red tide spread from the base of the ear to the neck.

Yingzhi, who was trembling with anger, was unable to resist because of too many valuable equipment in this room, and the two might have accepted Xia Huan's crazy words, and there was some truth in them, The three—and the most likely reason is: Eiji knew that a quick solution was needed in the most time-saving and labor-saving way, and dealing with this matter was to take a step back.

He spat "Damn it" in a low voice, and then he unbuttoned the shirt with the last button unbuttoned, undid the waist belt of his trousers, and unbuttoned his trousers.

"If you want to clean, clean quickly, but—"

Eiji narrowed his eyes and challenged him:

"Only 'clean', if you use anything to intrude where it shouldn't, I will break that thing without hesitation, do you understand?"

Ha ha ha.

Xia Huan knew what was going on in his beautiful head.

... want me to see it, can't eat it?

This is really shooting yourself in the foot, isn't it?

but……

Xia Huan thought: Are you so sure about your "self-control"?Xiaozhizhi.

"Hey, I can understand, and I can hear clearly."

With a smile that hits my heart, he said to Ying Zhi: "I also want to declare, Dr. Ouyang. I am just "cleaning". Take this responsibility. Of course, if you can't bear it no matter what, as long as you ask me seriously, I can't help you deal with the aftermath."

Hearing this, the handsome man said with a cold face: "Don't worry about it, I'm not so hungry and thirsty, I'll react when I see a broom or a rag. Take out your rag, wipe it quickly and get out of here." !"

"Drag? Didn't I say that different things need to be wiped with different props. The only "prop" that can be used to clean a delicate skin like Dr. Ouyang's is the same?" Xia Huan said with a smile.

"No rag, what do you want to wipe with?"

Xia Huan stuck out her tongue.

"Clam?"

Xia Huan pointed to her tongue again and smiled.

Three seconds later, after a sudden realization, Yingzhi suddenly felt dizzy, wishing to faint, and more importantly, it was too late to regret it now! !