The boss always tries to trick me

Chapter 1 Calling You Brother, Do You Dare to Promise

"Li Gui, I found the address of the person you asked me to check, here you are." Zhao Lingyun handed a note with the address on it to Li He, "Brother is amazing, do you want to kill your brother?" The impulse to agree?"

Li He resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and let out a haha: "When you call my name correctly, then think about the obscenity behind you."

Zhao Lingyun put on an exaggerated traumatized expression: "Brother, I didn't sleep and looked up this address for you all night. Is that how you thank your benefactor?"

Li He curled his lips: "If you are capable, return my 100 yuan to me, and I will call you a benefactor!"

Zhao Lingyun held his wallet tightly: "This business is not worth it. If you are willing to call me brother, I can consider returning the commission to you."

Li He snorted: "I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. The person I called brother last time is still lying in the hospital."

Zhao Lingyun: "..."

Zhao Lingyun was speechless because Li He's words were not exaggerated at all. Yi Bingqian was Li He's ex-boyfriend. Because he cheated on a male model during their relationship with Li He, he was directly kicked and split by Li He. He is still in the hospital now What about rehabilitation exercises?

Thinking of what happened to that unlucky Yi Bingqian, Zhao Lingyun couldn't help but said a few words to Li He: "I said ghost, you are too impatient, even if you resent Yi Bingqian for messing around, you can punch me twice casually." It's over, you actually kicked people's legs, you said you lost your wife and broke your army, and you have to pay for medical expenses when you get dumped, it's not worth the loss."

"Call me some nonsense names again, and you will be the next one to 'cheat'." Li He threatened Zhao Lingyun expressionlessly.

Forget about Li Gui, what the hell is a ghost.

Li He is called Li He. He has neither a previous name nor a baby name. The reason why Zhao Lingyun called him Li Gui is because Li He, a great poet in history, had a reputation as a poet ghost. Zhao Lingyun got nervous and called him Li He. Li Gui's nickname, no matter what you say, you must give Li He the ghost of a great writer.

Zhao Lingyun is the kind of person who can't change his shit. Facing Li He's threats, he has been very obedient for the time being. As for the future, he can call him whatever he wants.

After getting the address, Li He quickly separated from Zhao Lingyun, and according to the address, they came to the gate of this residential area called Shengshi Huafu.

The complex has strict access control. Li He tried to follow the owner of the community with the key card to enter the community. As a result, he was rushed away by the guard as soon as he stood by the small gate through which pedestrians passed. At this time, Li He knew that Shengshihua Mansion is a villa area in the city. There are only a dozen villas in the park, and the people living in them are known to all the security guards at the door.

If you can't get in after following the owner of the community, what about pretending to be a delivery person?

Li He looked at the delivery staff of a certain group obediently putting the food in the security room, and immediately stopped thinking about it.

Li He was thinking about how to sneak into the community, and Zhao Lingyun, who had just separated not long ago, called him again.

"What's the matter, don't tell me that the address you gave me is wrong!" Li He answered Zhao Lingyun's call, subconsciously feeling that something was wrong.

Zhao Lingyun raised his voice: "It's impossible! It's not like you don't know my skills, Zhao Lingyun, the number one hacker in Xia Kingdom, and the number one private detective in the capital. How can I check every address?"

Li He returned two words to Zhao Lingyun: "Hehe."

Zhao Lingyun pretended to be wronged and said, "Ghost, aren't you being too ruthless to me like this?"

Li He was ruthless to the end: "Stop talking nonsense, if you have something to say, hurry up, I'll hang up if it's nothing!"

"Don't hang up, don't hang up!" Zhao Lingyun struggled with himself for a while, and finally let go of his face, and discussed with Li He: "Please do something."

"Say."

"Tomorrow my ex-girlfriend is getting married. You said that I don't even have a girlfriend now. It will be embarrassing. See if you can tell your sister to pretend to be my girlfriend tomorrow and go to the wedding with me?"

"Dream!" Li He refused cleanly.

"Eh? He'er, don't be so unfeeling! At least my brother helped you once." Zhao Lingyun was in a hurry, and changed his address to Li He.

"You helped me once, then you should also know why I was looking for this address." Return He'er!The tired overnight meal is almost out!

"Uh... You seem to have told me that you want to examine your future brother-in-law for your sister."

Li He nodded: "So you should know that my sister has a boyfriend now."

"It doesn't matter if you have a boyfriend. We're not here for real, but let her pretend to be my girlfriend."

"No way!" After saying that, Li He was about to hang up.

Premonitioning Li He's next behavior, Zhao Lingyun hurriedly stopped Li He: "Don't hang up, don't hang up, brother is in trouble, you can't just leave him alone!"

"Don't be so pitiful," Li He curled his lips, "Do you think I can't see that you like my sister? Okay, hang up the phone, and get down to business!" He glanced at the guard in the gate guard box of Shengshihua Mansion Well, the two guards over there were almost staring at him out of the hole, and it felt like if Li He didn't leave, they were going to call the police to arrest him.

Seeing that Li He was about to hang up the phone, Zhao Lingyun quickly said another plan in his mind:

"If you don't want to part with your sister, then you can replace your sister. Anyway, both of your sisters are white, clean, and charming. I guess you can dress up as a woman in women's clothes, and you are on par with your sister. You will change tomorrow. Ladies and I go to a wedding."

Li He: "..."

After a short silence, Li He went crazy: "Zhao Lingyun, there is something wrong with you! I said that I like men, but I don't think of myself as a woman. You don't need to beat around the bush and sarcasm me!"

"I didn't!" Zhao Lingyun wanted to explain to Li He in a pale tone.

Li He didn't want to listen to Zhao Lingyun's explanation at all. A dog can't spit out ivory, and what Zhao Lingyun spewed out of a septic tank mouth wouldn't be anything interesting, so he decisively pressed the end call button.

Zhao Lingyun's last desire to survive was at work, and before Li He hung up the phone, he said: "I will pay you back the 100 yuan!"

Zhao Lingyun heard the busy tone of the end of the call, but before he could get annoyed, the phone rang, and the caller was Li He who hung up the phone.

As soon as the phone was connected, Li He's voice came over: "Transfer the money to me first."

Zhao Lingyun was stunned for a moment before realizing Li He's meaning. He cursed miser in his heart, and quickly told Li He the time and place of tomorrow's wedding.

Li He dismissed a "deal" and hung up the phone again.

After receiving the 100 yuan red envelope from Zhao Lingyun, Li He was not without complacency: "The iron rooster still dares to miss my sister, and it will blow you away if you know how to break the computer!"

Li He looked up at the gate of Shengshihua Mansion, which was heavily guarded, and just in time saw a man walking out of the gate with a beautiful woman with a water snake waist in his arms. The two hugged each other as they walked, which made people get goosebumps.

Li He hurriedly looked away, and suddenly recalled the incident that Zhao Lingyun asked him to dress up as his girlfriend just now in his mind, and unconsciously glanced at the waist of the water snake, and suddenly found a solution to the problem that troubled Li He.