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Dumbledore, who had already taken the potion for chest tightness and was about to fall asleep, was awakened by Professor Flitwick who broke into the principal's room.
"Gryffindor and Slytherin fighting!" he squealed.
Dumbledore had to follow him to the Great Hall in his beloved pink pajamas and matching pink nightcap.
The auditorium was clearly divided, the Gryffindors stood on the left, and the Slytherins stood on the right, suppressed by Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape respectively.Some of them were covered with flour, some with butter, and some with egg liquid... Dumbledore suddenly felt hungry.
"What's going on?" he asked solemnly.
"Cunning Slytherin attacked us while we were making biscuits!" Gryffindor stood up with braids.
"It was the shameless Gryffindor who occupied the kitchen and drove us out violently!" A black-haired boy stood up from the Slytherin side.
The two stared angrily.
Dumbledore looked at both sides gently: "...Then who will explain why you go to the kitchen in the middle of the night?"
"To bake delicious little biscuits for Lord Slytherin!"
"To bake delicious biscuits for Lord Slytherin!"
The two spoke together, then glared again.
"Lord Slytherin would never eat a cookie from a brainless Gryffindor!"
"Nonsense! He wouldn't eat cookies from a pompous and stupid Slytherin!"
Dumbledore: "..."
Shut up!Your Excellency Slytherin can only eat the love biscuits specially bought by Grandpa Dumbledore!
"Cough cough cough!" Professor McGonagall coughed violently.
Dumbledore had no choice but to put away his mental activities regrettably, and put on the majesty that belonged to the headmaster again on his face.
I am a recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class!Chief Wizard of the Wizengamot!Twelve uses of dragon's blood discovered man!You must not naively quarrel with your students because of a little biscuit!
Suddenly a voice came from the door of the auditorium: "What happened?"
A blond boy in a dark red nightgown walked in from the entrance of the auditorium.As he got closer, everyone recognized him as Godric Gryffindor who had only appeared at breakfast and then disappeared all day.
"Lord Gryffindor." Dumbledore said with a smile, "The children had a little argument."
Godric glanced at the opposing forces in the auditorium.Maybe it's because of eating too much No. [-] jam (sleep aid), he looks drowsy, and he doesn't have the aura of a great founder at all. Instead, he is very distressing and makes people want to hold him in his arms Take a good comfort, and then feed a few delicious biscuits.
"...It's best not to quarrel at night." Godric said to Dumbledore in a sleepwalking trance tone: "If Salazar is woken up, we will all be finished."
"We won't disturb Lord Slytherin!" the curly-haired girl promised immediately.
The loyal black-haired boy stared at her angrily.
"That's the best... If Salazar wakes up at night, he will eat people..." Godric's voice became more and more blurred, and he seemed to be falling asleep standing up: "...then he will definitely eat people the next day. Nausea..."
Lord Slytherin can eat people at night!
Everyone showed shocked expressions.
You really deserve to be the evil and great Lord Slytherin!
We must quietly not wake him up!In case he has a stomachache the next day!
Godric walked away with erratic steps.
Just when Dumbledore was about to tell everyone to return to the common room, Godric suddenly floated back.
"By the way, there are no mice in the castle, are there?"
Dumbledore scratched his beard—well, it seems?
"Ah...that's too bad..." Godric said in a soft, powerless tone, "I guess Salazar has woken up..."
As if in response to his words, the entire castle shook.
Godric barely opened his eyes.His blue eyes, which were brilliant during the day, became dim and dull at this moment, looking unreliable at all: "I'm going to lure him to the Black Forest...is there anything in the Black Forest that you can't eat? ?”
Dumbledore: "...the centaur?"
"Oh... I see..." Godric drooped his head, grabbed his long sword and walked out of the auditorium in a very listless manner.The tip of the long sword rubbed against the ground, making a screeching sound.The little wizards watched him dumbfounded as he walked out of the auditorium dragging the long sword he had drawn out from nowhere.After a while, the castle shook again, and then there was a terrible hissing sound.There seemed to be countless snakes spit out letters outside the castle, a suspiciously huge shadow flashed across the window, and the hissing sound went away, obviously heading in the direction of the Forbidden Forest.
"You should remind him that unicorns can't be eaten either." Professor McGonagall said seriously: "Its horn is one of the strongest things in the world, and it may jam Lord Slytherin's throat!"
Dumbledore coughed dryly.
Speaking of unicorns... Professor Quirrell is actually not edible!What if he ran into Lord Slytherin without coming out of the Forbidden Forest?
Forget it, just eat that stuff, anyway, there are several more, ha ha.
"...Why does no one care that Salazar can eat people?" Harry, who was forced to be involved in the battle on the way to the medical wing and was taken into the auditorium together, asked: "And he not only eats people, listen Looks like he'll eat anything..."
Of course, no one listened to him.
In the early morning of the next day, the sunlight was blocked by layers of dense leaves, and finally turned into fragments and fell on Salazar's face.He opened his eyes, looked around blankly, and then looked at Godric, who was lying on the tree trunk next to him, weak.
"Last night, you ate two mice, a moon idiot, and several baby eight-eyed spiders with long arms. I wish you a happy digestion." After he finished speaking, he immediately fell asleep under the tree.
Salazar: "..."
Why would I eat Moon Crazy Beasts!That's not in my recipes at all!
I feel sick!
When he carried the sleeping Godric back to the castle, he immediately saw Dumbledore standing guard at the gate of the castle.
"It's great you're all right," said Dumbledore, smiling.
"... but can you put the clothes on Lord Gryffindor first?" he added.
My God, what the hell did they do in the Forbidden Forest? Why are there no clothes left! ! !
Only then did Salazar notice that Godric's clothes were torn into rags.He gathered up the remaining pieces of cloth, trying to conjure a robe for him with transfiguration, but after fiddling with it, either the sleeves were short or the clothes were too small, so he conjured up a big cloth bag in a fit of rage. Godric threw it in: "Okay, it's all covered!"
Dumbledore: "..."
Is this really okay...
Dumbledore led them back to the headmaster's office, but this time Salazar did not refuse to enter.He got the wizard robe provided by Dumbledore, but apparently Dumbledore forgot the most crucial point.Salazar changed his clothes behind the cubicle and came out with his underwear: "What is this?"
Dumbledore: "...pants?"
Salazar was at a loss: "What are underwear?"
Dumbledore: "..."
He tried his best to hold back the endless thoughts: "It's just... the shorts worn under the robe."
Salazar was still at a loss: "I'm used to wearing trousers...but what does it have to do with it?"
No no no we are not discussing the length of the outer pants but the inner one!Dumbledore was very entangled, and had to conjure up an illusion of a naked man in underwear to explain to Salazar: "That's...that's how it is."
Salazar blushed.He turned his eyes away in embarrassment: "This is really... too slutty! How can he wear such short pants!"
Dumbledore: "..."
What face do you have to criticize others without even wearing it! ! !
"Actually, it's just close-fitting underwear. We will wear long pants outside." He explained calmly, emphasizing: "Everyone has to wear it!"
Salazar snorted, and quickly looked up at the phantom: "Why is that?"
Dumbledore found himself unable to explain at all: "..."
No why!Just wear it! ! !
Salazar obediently went back to the cubicle and put on her underwear.When he came out again, his expression was very weird, and his movements were even weirder.Dumbledore couldn't help but said: "Uh...it may be uncomfortable to wear for the first time, but it will make you more... more convenient to move around."
Salazar took two steps, as if he really wanted to use his hands to pull, but he had to stop because of politeness: "It's too crowded, it's not... comfortable."
Dumbledore: "..."
Wait, child, are you developing so well?
He waited a few more minutes before Salazar adjusted his size and stepped out of the cubicle again.
When the two sat in the principal's office again, Dumbledore's expression became very serious.
"Lord Gryffindor told us last night that you eat people at night."
"I don't eat people!" said Salazar immediately. "I only eat spiders, rats, frogs, whatever."
Dumbledore: "...?"
His face was blue.
"Why do you eat...those?" He asked with difficulty.
Salazar looked at him strangely: "I'm only ten feet long. If I eat something too large, I will suffer from indigestion."
Dumbledore: "..." What does eating have to do with height?
He suddenly remembered a guess that was buried in unofficial history, and his eyes suddenly became strange: "You... are not human?"
"...I thought you knew?" Salazar looked at him in confusion, "My surname is Slytherin."
We only know that Salazar Slytherin founded Hogwarts, but we don't know that he is not human!Dumbledore cried out inwardly.
"I am Feathered Serpent." Salazar said generously: "Darkness will stimulate the blood of Feathered Serpent, so I will change back to my original shape at night. However, due to a small problem, sometimes I will lose consciousness when I change back to my original shape, leaving only instinct."
That problem doesn't seem small at all, doesn't it?Dumbledore continued to cry inwardly.
"May I ask what the question is?" he asked seriously.
Even though Mr. Slytherin is very pitiful, sympathetic and wants to feed delicious biscuits, but at night, he turns into a feathered snake with no reason and only instinct, it is too cute and not too dangerous, we must figure it out The reason is otherwise sleepless nights!
"Oh, hungry," said Salazar.
Dumbledore: "..."
hungry?
"Although I can transform into a human form, my appetite will not change." Salazar said seriously: "I will go hunting in the Black Forest regularly...Because of an accident, I haven't gone hunting for several days , that’s why they are so hungry that they rely on their instincts to hunt.”
He said sincerely: "I accidentally ate a moon idiot last night, and I won't be hungry for about half a month."
Dumbledore: "...oh."
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