sinovels 18
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"The flesh of an elf is fragile," Godric said.
So please don't be too rough, teacher!
"Oh." Adrien summoned a large ball of water without any guilt, and slapped the elf on the face.Irani was woken up.He sat up from the ground with tears in his eyes, looking as if he could not be a younger daughter-in-law.
"Tell me about how my disciple died." Adrian glared at him fiercely: "Forget Reed, how could my baby die so easily! Even if he was accidentally killed when he was an egg I stomped on it twice and it didn’t crack. When it was one foot long, it was boiled in water for 10 minutes and it didn’t get cooked. When it was three feet long, it was flattened to be thinner than my nails and it recovered. How could he die!”
Dumbledore and Irani looked at Salazar sympathetically—it's not easy for you to grow up so big, how tenacious vitality does it take to survive under the claws of a giant dragon for 14 years?
Salazar was turning blue, obviously recalling some unfortunate accident.
"Have you been boiled by the teacher?" Godric was shocked: "I thought he just accidentally crushed you a few times..."
"At that time, I was relatively young and couldn't hunt by myself, so the teacher wanted to make broth for me. When it was done, I found out that he also cooked it in the broth." Salazar said with a blank expression: "Later I learned hunted himself."
"It's not easy for you not to have a psychological shadow on Tang..." Godric looked at him sympathetically.You must know that among the four of them, Salazar's cooking skills are second only to Helga.Snape could prove that Salazar could complete every step of the potion meticulously, and his timing and handling of materials were perfect.It is not groundless that later generations call him the master of potions, but the fact that his first reaction after making the potion was to take a sip to taste it was not recorded.
Irani over there was whispering what he knew—with Adrian grabbing his neck and shaking him like a leaf in the wind.
"...I will bury them together in the elf land." Irani finally said: "The mother tree will give them eternal peace."
Adrian let him go (the elf fell to the ground with a thud) and strode towards the two disciples.Both Salazar and Godric showed a desire to escape, but three steps with their short legs was equivalent to Adrien's one step, and they fell into the dragon's palm without any suspense.Adrien picked them up and shook them roughly like shaking elves, and said in a furious tone, "How dare you bury them in the land of elves!!! I hate sissy guys the most!!!"
The sissy sat on the ground holding up her broken collar without daring to speak out, and those who didn't know thought what happened to him by the dragon.
"Be reasonable, teacher, how can I control where I am buried after death..." Godric cast a levitation spell on himself early on, so he could still speak clearly when he was shaken like a dog: "And my ribs just Go on, take it easy, teacher..."
"It's fine for Reed, you actually committed suicide for him!" Adrian once again showed his differential treatment. He completely ignored Godric and sprayed all his saliva on Salazar's face: "You know A hundred Reeds can't compare to your collection value!!!"
"This value comparison doesn't make me very happy..." Salazar said blankly.
Adrian threw them on the ground sullenly.It was really thrown, but Godric could roll over quickly and get up. Salazar sat down on the ground because he couldn't see, Dumbledore's eyes twitched.
This kind of abuse of little wizards should be severely condemned!
Especially abuse such a collectible little wizard!
"By the way, teacher, where were you when we died?" Godric was suddenly curious.This kind of snake spirit attitude that calmly faced his own death and seemed excited made Dumbledore look sideways.
Adrien temporarily stopped the non-human angry expression of spraying sulfur-smelling white steam from his nose in a circle. After thinking about it carefully, he gave a vague answer: "...Sleep?" Godric said something more, he snorted violently: "This is not the reason for your death, Reed! Especially abducting my most precious collection to die with! If you are not my disciple, I will make you a flat Slices! Guaranteed to be thinner than one-tenth of the scales of Sasa!"
Salazar turned into a feathered snake and began to measure the thickness of his scales.Later, he found that this movement was too difficult, so he turned back into a human form and asked Dumbledore for help: "Can you help me measure the thickness of my scales?"
Dumbledore: "..."
I really want to know how you cultivated your ability to grasp key points...
"Sasa, you should know this is just a metaphor, your scales are already thin enough." Godric said coolly.
"Don't call me Sasa!" Salazar groped for his position and slapped his head hard: "You don't have dementia!"
The implication is that only Alzheimer's patients have the immunity to call him Sasa.
Adrian, who has the first immunity: "..."
"Honey, do you want me to tie you to a flagpole to dry?" He stroked Salazar's head tenderly.
Salazar: "... Teacher, I was wrong."
Adrian snorted through his nose, grabbed Irani with his big hand, and lifted Irani onto his shoulder... Wait?
"Why did you arrest me again?!" Irani was shocked.
"I have something to tell you, Silverfur." Adrian slapped him on the butt: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go, let's talk in the woods!"
"No no no forgive me!!!" Irani clutched her butt in horror: "Our size is completely inappropriate!!! I'm not as long as your penis!!!"
Adrian: "...I really just want to talk to you, and how do you know how long my penis is?"
Irani said shamefully: "Because you didn't wear pants when you turned back to your original shape, I watched all the way when you flew over in your claws."
"Who wears trousers when I change back to my original form," Salazar whispered, "I don't even have legs in my original form..."
Adrian proudly raised his chest: "Actually, it can be even bigger!"
Dumbledore silently moved in front of the two little ancestors, intending to cover their ears so as not to be spoiled by the dirty adults.
Godric looked at him in shock as if meeting Irani for the first time: "Why did you look there... When we were caught flying by the teacher, the most we could do was to find which scale on his chest was the biggest!"
Irani thought for a while: "..."
Yeah, why should I look there? !Help I'm not gay! ! !
"Besides, what is there to see there?" Salazar was also very surprised: "Don't you grow?"
"You didn't grow!!!" Even a sissy elf couldn't tolerate such doubts.
"I have grown, and I have grown two!" Salazar said seriously.
Irani: "..."
Dumbledore: "..."
"Why are you all looking at me?" Salazar turned his head around suspiciously.His eyes were still closed, but that didn't prevent him from feeling the scorching gazes of the two on him.
Dumbledore: "...Hehe, I'm too old to hold on. Go to bed first, good night!"
"But it's not lunch time yet..." Godric watched him leave, scratching his head strangely: "What's wrong with him?"
"I don't know." Salazar was equally at a loss.
Irani looked at them both, then at Adrian, who was carrying himself on his shoulders, thinking deeply of his fellow elf.
Gods of the elves, at least my worldview and that of my clansmen are on the same level... What the hell are there two roots! ! !
"We all have two, only humans have one... oh, and dragons and elves," Salazar replied.
Irani said what he was thinking regardless of himself, and his handsome facial features began to twist: "What do you mean by your tone of 'I'm different from you lowly creatures with only one root'?" !!!”
Salazar: "It's nothing interesting, I just think you are a little pitiful..."
The poor creatures with only one root collectively: "..."
Adrien grinned at him: "Sasa, men should look at quality rather than quantity, do you understand?"
Salazar: "Huh? Is that so... Then I have bones in my penis, and I will never worry about that problem for the rest of my life... Teacher, do you have one?"
Adrian: "..."
Salazar: "And the hook."
Adrian: "..."
"Teacher, calm down!!! Don't kill Salazar! His collection value is really high!!!" Godric hugged Adrian's leg desperately: "Ilani, help me... why are you Looking at me with such sympathy?!"
Irani stretched out her hand and patted him on the shoulder with difficulty: "I don't think you may live for a few years if you don't die..."
"...Elani, do you dare to be more dirty?"
……
In the end, Salazar was tied to the flagpole by Adrian and tied a knot, and Godric was forbidden to untie him, so he could only sit on the roof and watch Salazar sigh: [Why do you have to talk to the teacher? than this...]
Salazar was aggrieved.His triangular head rested on Godric's shoulders to reduce the pressure of his own weight on his waist: [He said it first... Besides, what I said is the truth! 】
[It feels like you have evolved very hard to reproduce...] Godric squinted at him, and suddenly thought of something, his face turned blue: [Elani said that we will be together in the future, then, then...]
【Even if it's true, and you can't have babies, we definitely don't need to do that kind of thing! ] Salazar said of course.In his memory of inheritance, this is just an action necessary for the reproduction of offspring, just as pure as having to eat to live.
Godric stroked his triangular head, lost in thought.He is different from Salazar, at least he understands that this kind of thing will happen even if it is not for reproduction... Thinking about it like this suddenly makes me want to throw Salazar off the roof right now...
Salazar raised his head alertly.
Godric sighed, and lifted his heavy tail on his shoulders to prevent it from slipping: [Salazar, do you think we really can't change the doomed past? 】
Am I really doomed to be with a guy with two penises...bones...barbs...? !So can I survive? !
Salazar suddenly moved closer to his artery: [If I bite here, you will die in three seconds, and then you will have no future. 】
【...You want to say that if we want, we can still change it? 】 Godric shuddered.Although he knew that he was just a metaphor, but it was really scary, okay? He had seen Salazar hunt with his own eyes. Even if a werewolf was bitten by him, he would not survive for half a minute.
【No, I want to say that if you pull my feather again, I will bite you! 】
Godric silently removed his hands from his feathers.People always have a little trick when they are thinking, and it can't be blamed on him. Who made Salazar's feathers happen to be in his hand...
[I don't know if we can change the past, but I know that what others see may not be the truth. 】Salazar shook his head: 【It seems that when people see me eating a lot of butter biscuits, they think I like butter biscuits very much, but in fact, my favorite is the frog-flavored one. 】
[I can probably understand what you mean, but this metaphor is really...] Godric covered his face in frustration: [You want to say that what Irani said may not be the real 'fact', but just what he thought was a 'fact' '? 】
【At least I will never commit suicide for you. ] Salazar said: [I will not give up my life for anyone, I have already said it. 】
Godric looked at him in surprise.He suddenly realized that Salazar was far more...how should I put it, wiser than he had imagined?Or is it stupid? ...he's the one who really isn't affected by Irani's revealing future at all, rather than pretending to be relaxed like him.Maybe it's because Salazar's different views from ordinary people always make him feel that the other party is a bit stupid... Cough, he often forgets that Salazar has his own inheritance from birth. their experience and wisdom.Even though Salazar was too young for a feathered serpent, he was by no means a child who knew nothing.
【Are you still worried? ] Salazar's snake letter gently touched his cheek: [I can swear to you, although I will not commit suicide for you, I will definitely find a way to prevent you from dying]
Godric chuckled: [Then please, Salazar...]
He is very grateful that fate allowed him to meet Salazar, as well as Adrian, Helga, Rowena... Without them, he would have died in a corner long ago, or become an unscrupulous the punks.As he once told Harry, he didn't have the natural strength of Salazar and Helga, nor the wisdom of Rowena, all he had was the sword in his hand and the determination to guard.When he learned the news of his death from Irani, he was actually very happy, because he died in front of all his partners and did not violate his oath.
but……
【Sasa, are you getting fat again? 】It weighs heavily on my shoulders!
【... You said don't call me Sasa! ! ! 】