Chapter 1
Chapter 1
"Unscrupulous Summer Night" Author: Little Daisy Flower
Copywriter:
Xia Ye deeply feels that this bamboo horse is really unscrupulous, and it really lives up to its name. The specific manifestations are:
One morning with sore backs,
"I like you"
"I like your sister!" Xia Ye gritted her teeth and held her waist
"I like you, but I don't like your sister" someone said innocently
Content label: Huanxi Enemy
Search keywords: Protagonist: Xia Ye, Wu Liang┃Supporting role: A group of funny comparisons┃Others: Shuangjie, cruelty-free, hilarious
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The stingy manager, YY, you get fucked every day
The sky is gloomy, as if it wants to swallow people's emotions, and there has never been a time of kindness.Xia Ye walked alone on the street, holding a bunch of skewers in his hand, eating happily all the way, doing this in this big summer will always be one word, cool.
As for Xia Ye, he is in a bad mood!The main reason is that he ordered three skewers. Xia Ye always thinks that when he is in a bad mood, he should eat and drink to forget his troubles.What?Why don't you run for fitness and develop into a male god?I think this can only be attributed to Xia Ye being too lazy, yes, very lazy, this is a major characteristic of Xia Ye.
One of Xia Ye's mantras in life is whether you can sit or stand, and you can lie down or not.However, the old man didn't want what he wanted, saying that he was so lazy at home that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he threw him directly to Wu's father's company for training.
Xia Ye's father is a policeman, and he is also the leader of the gangsters. Since childhood, the family rules have been righteousness, righteousness, righteousness!
The night when Xia Ye came back from the old man, Xia Ye basically woke up and his father went to work; when his father came home, Xia Ye was halfway through drinking tea with Duke Zhou.What?If you ask Xia Ye his mother, it’s a flower in the yard. He has a good education, a good job, and a high salary. Xia Ye is full of gifts for Xia Ye, but after all, the two are always better than newlyweds, and Xia Ye becomes a huge light bulb. At this time, Xia Ye will be thrown to grandma's house, and the two of them will have a sweet night.It has to be said that Xia Ye's children's shoes did not become crooked or distorted under such circumstances, which is considered heaven's eyes.
As for why you are angry, oh, it is said that the company has dropped a new manager, it is said that he is a returnee elite, it is said that he is still single, and his family is the largest jeweler in New York. Only Xiao Wan and lesbians are interested,
The stingy manager, YY, you get fucked every day
When these rumors spread to the company, Xiaowan and the lesbians were all looking forward to it, and the company's collective appearance immediately increased. See getting married, see having a baby three times, and then HE.
When Xia Ye saw it that day, he couldn't think of anything except wow.At this time, our little Gong, Mr. Wu Liang, was bursting into the heart. Although he came here only for Xia Ye, seeing the constipated look on Xia Ye's face, Wu Xiaogong felt really uncomfortable, feeling This master has not thought of him at all for so many years, this heartless person, thanks to his thinking about Xia every night.Just like this, Wu Xiaogong was quite upset, and the frosty breath on his face suddenly became thick, and the seductive Xiao Wan and the lesbians backed away, but they kept flirting in their hearts.
It is not difficult to understand Wu Xiaogong's psychology at this time, that is, if I am upset, you should not be happy either.
"A meeting will be held in half an hour. The heads of all departments will bring the latest plans of your departments. Alan, the company reports for the past two years and this year's development plan are on my desk." Cold words sounded.
"Yes."
"You, go and give me the information of last year's summer clothing launch conference and the details of the personnel, and also go to the Disney restaurant to get a seat." Wu Xiaogong pointed at Xia Ye and said expressionlessly.
"Yes, but,,,,, that reservation,,, fee?,,,," said the company can pay in advance!Before Xia Ye finished speaking, Wu Xiaogong left, and Xia Ye gritted his teeth in anger. You must know that the restaurant is very expensive, not because VIPs can’t get in, and the reservation fee is not low. It’s Xia Ye’s monthly salary, although Xia Ye is VIP, but since Xia Ye was thrown into this company by his old man, his pocket money has been frozen. Besides, Xia Ye's children's shoes are the best of the Moonlight Clan. They start eating instant noodles in the middle of the month. For the booking fee, Xia Ye can drink the Northwest Wind this month. You must know that the company's reimbursement policy is at the end of the month.
"Wu Liang, you brat, you stingy manager, just wait for me, YY you get blasted every day." At this time, Xia Ye was holding the wallet, and she kept YYing Wu Liang, a villain in her heart.
mother
By the time Xia Ye has settled everything, the night market has basically come to an end.After touching the pocket, there was less than 100 yuan left, Xia Ye suddenly felt bitter, but you have a good plan, and I have a bridge ladder.
Xia Ye called his mother with just one phone call, "Hey, Mommy, I,,,,." Before Xia Ye finished speaking, Xia's mother on the phone turned into a Charlie's Girl, and kept saying, "Baby, I have no money." Come on, come to Mommy, I will make up for you well, your father don't care about him, it's too much, to treat my baby like this,,,, hey,,, you old man, am I wrong You actually put aside your face and despise my baby's femininity. Don't marry me back then, I knew you despised me, woo woo woo,,,, we leave,, um, um,,,,,,,, ,,." Before he could finish speaking, the voice on the mother's side was silenced.
Xia Ye was embarrassed after hearing this, and within an hour of walking on the road, a message came to remind the funds to arrive. Xia Ye cheered Ouye, and knew that Xia's mother was the old man's nemesis.The old man draws the account himself, and it really pays off even more.With the money in his pocket, Xia Ye went to the food street to buy a bunch of food, as well as a barbecue for three people. While eating, he scolded Wu Xiaogong, and his bulging mouth was like a tsundere little puppy. cat.
Wu Xiaogong has been following Xia Ye since he got off work, and now seeing the cute Xia Ye, his heart melts.It's so cute and my heart is jumping, I really want to touch it.
Xia Ye walked and ate slowly, and when he was about to reach Wu Xiaogong's car, Wu Xiaogong rushed down in fright. Why did he become a watcher when he went home.
At this time, Xia Ye encountered a problem. While eating and walking, Xia Ye met a wild cat, black, with golden spots on its ears, and its two small eyes kept looking at his hand. on the grill.
"o(︶︿︶)o hey, little cat, you want to eat too? Don't make trouble, the little cat's stomach can't stand these foods, hey, hey,,,," Xia Ye used the hand that didn't hold the skewer Chasing cats, but still can't stop our nimble master Miaomiao.I saw the cat stretched its hind legs, and snatched away the barbecue bag with a "swoosh".
Xia Ye liked small animals the most when he was young, but Wu Xiaogong was the king of cleanliness, he couldn’t see animal hair, otherwise he would sneeze, and Wu Xiaogong would always live at Xia Xiaoye’s house because his parents often honeymooned, so in Xia Xiaoye’s childhood he was It is strictly forbidden to keep small animals, which is also Xia Xiaoye's great regret.
At this time, Xia Xiaoye could only chase the kitten and prevent it from tasting the delicious barbecue, otherwise such a kitten might turn into a sick cat because of this heavy-tasting food, but this behavior made the kitten run away. It was faster, and I accidentally brought Xia Ye to the intersection, saying that it was so fast, a high-end sports car ran past, and Xia Ye tripped because of haste to dodge, and fainted after being knocked on the head up.
"You're greedy again, your stomach is so bulging, be careful to turn into a little fat cat, but even if you become a little fat cat, I'd like it too." A man in a formal suit picked up the little black cat and kissed it while talking Touch the kitten's forehead.The little cat was furious by this action, meowing in its mouth, looking like it wanted to bite him.
"Okay, okay, I won't bother you anymore, I can't tease people like this next time, I'm going back."
The little cat meows, translated into cat language, it is that stingy little shou, I can also make him get married by doing this, which is considered as a reward for barbecue, which is cheaper for him.Don't ask me why I'm not Xiao Gong, just kidding with that white figure and cute baby face.The two of them walked to a remote place and arrived at Taoyuan in a flash. The man gestured to the kitten with threatening eyes, and the kitten died in an instant, meowing yes.
turned into a cat!Help!
When Wu Xiaogong found out that Xia Ye had disappeared, he drove to Xia Ye's house. He thought in his heart that he could use this as an excuse to return to China to stay at Xia Ye's house, and maybe he could cultivate feelings. Xiao Gong went to Xia Ye's house happily.
But what he didn't expect was that he saw Xia Ye on the road. When he saw Xia Ye chasing the cat and was almost hit, his heart almost stopped beating. When he saw Xia Ye tripped and passed out, he felt Feeling suffocated, Wu Liang quickly got out of the car, ran quickly, picked up Xia Ye and drove to the hospital.
Wu Liang was so anxious that he kept saying to Xia Ye: "Hold on, Xia Ye, it's almost here."Wu Liang was too flustered for a moment, not realizing that the person next to him was surrounded by a ball of light, and then suddenly turned into a cat.As for why it’s not a dog, it’s white, soft and cute, and Master Miao Miao just wants to say: I don’t know if cats hate dogs, cats and dogs are born with a bad temper, how can they become dogs, it hates it the most The dog is gone, of course his one is okay.
Wu Liang drove frantically on the road. When he was about to arrive, he suddenly found that Xia Ye was gone, and there was only a cat beside him.
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