sinovels Chapter 470 Was Tricked By The Uncle
Chapter 470 Was Tricked By The Uncle
Chapter 470 Was Tricked By The Uncle
"It's nothing, I just want to ask the Lord City Master if he knows if there used to be a mountain called Ten Thousand Beast Peak here."
"What a mess, now people who ask for directions in this society also come to see the city lord, you kid is just having fun, right? Don't hinder us from doing business. When we see the city lord, we always have business to tell him. Look at this whole Half of the people in the hall are because of the demolition. Our matter has not been settled yet. What are you doing here just to ask for directions? Hurry up and leave." When the middle-aged uncle heard Su Ming's nonsensical reason, his attitude immediately changed. alright.
Su Ming curled his lips, and didn't say anything more to the uncle, and directly wrote the application on the form.
"Yo, you're still in good spirits, don't blame the uncle for not reminding you, it's probably impossible to pass an application like yours asking for directions." Seeing that Su Ming insisted on writing the application, the uncle also became enthusiastic.
"It's not certain. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to be liked by then." Su Ming said casually.
"Hey, why are you so stubborn, young man? Okay, since you said that, I will just have sex with you today, uncle, and let me tell you, your application is impossible to pass, even if it is really passed by you by accident. , That's only one in ten thousand, even if this one in ten thousand chance is hit by you, you don't know that you will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey, and it is estimated that by the time you wait for you, it will be next year."
Hearing this, Su Ming was taken aback, that's right, why didn't he consider this issue, he can't stay in Tianhai City for too long, so he must use the fastest method.
"Uncle, I don't want to listen to what you said. Although it doesn't seem like a big deal for me to ask for directions, the fact is that it is a big deal. Actually, I was separated from my mother since I was a child. From the village" Su Ming began to show off his acting skills, telling how miserable his experience was.
I just want to win the sympathy of others, so that I can see the city lord as soon as possible.
Su Ming's ability to talk nonsense is not hidden, he even had a crying voice when he spoke, and his eyes became red, which was very touching. At this moment, the uncle who spoke also believed it: "Young man, I am sorry for what I just said. I apologize for the words, I have never heard of the name of the place you mentioned, maybe the city lord really knows such a place, alas, actually, I also understand the thoughts of you lost children, today uncle will help you with this busy."
The uncle seemed to be really moved, and looked around vigilantly at this time: "But I still have to tell you, young man, if you use this reason, it is impossible to meet the city lord."
Su Ming's eyes lit up, and he said hastily, "Then uncle, do you know of a particularly direct and simple method?"
"You block him at the door. Although the city lord lives in the city lord's mansion, he always has to go out. As long as you are lucky enough to pick the right time, I believe you will definitely see his car within a few days. The city lord's car is A black commercial vehicle with the license plate Tian A8888."
This is a good choice.
The uncle really awakened the dreamer with a single word.
Su Ming thanked you again and again: "Uncle, thank you so much. I will never forget your kindness and virtue. I wish you a safe life." Su Ming quickly threw away this form and left in a hurry.
As soon as Su Ming left, an aunt came up on his back: "Lao Li, it's too unethical for you to do this, how can you play tricks on other people like this?"
Hearing this, Lao Li dismissed it: "What's the matter? This little guy dares to play me and give me nonsense. He really treats me as the kind of person who is easy to fool. I do this in the same way , but also to treat the person's body."
After coming out, Su Ming came to the gate of the city lord's mansion, smoking a cigarette while waiting quietly, taking out his mobile phone to check from time to time, luckily there was a big tree beside the road, Otherwise, it will be exposed to the sun, Su Ming was afraid that he would miss any car, so he didn't even dare to buy a bottle of water.
A few hours passed in a blink of an eye, and the sky was slowly getting dark.
There were quite a few cars going in and out, but he never saw the city lord's car, which made Su Ming feel troubled on the spot.
Is my luck so bad?
I really don't believe it.
Su Ming's stubborn energy came up, even if he waited until midnight, he would definitely wait, this door Su Ming was definitely blocked.
"Young man, you are really waiting here foolishly. You should stop waiting and go back quickly. That old Li is playing with you. He is teasing you." At this moment, a plainly dressed The aunt came out from the door, and seeing Su Ming who was blocking the door stupidly, she really couldn't bear it, so she stepped forward to advise him.
"What are you playing with me??"
"You still don't know? You young man, you are just too naive. That old man Li didn't even think about giving you any tricks. The so-called blocking the door was just trying to play tricks on you. The city lord has always lived In the city lord's mansion, people rarely go out. Even if they do go out, they don't necessarily go out through this door. After all, there are nearly ten exits in the front and back of the city lord's mansion. Even if you want to block it, you have to block ten exits to find."
What?
Fuck me, I was tricked by that uncle!
Su Ming was dumbfounded on the spot, but also a little angry.
"Young man, you'd better go back and find a form to fill in and hand it in, maybe you can meet the city lord, well, I won't tell you anymore, I have to go back to cook, it's almost dark today." Aunt turned around and left, Su Ming wished he could slap him in the face.
This fucking can be played!
Thinking about it, this uncle is full of shrewdness, so it is impossible for him to be fooled by Su Ming so easily. If there is such a simple and quick method, he will not need to write an application!
Why! !
Poor Lao Tzu, who is famous for his life, capsized in the gutter and waited for several hours.
It seems that I can only go back and think of a way. If it doesn't work, I have to see what kind of props those gods have.
Su Ming sighed helplessly, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly saw a woman running out of the gate in a panic.
This woman is quite beautiful, about 27 or [-] years old, with a curvy figure and exquisite appearance. She looks very glamorous in a black professional skirt, with a mature charm, and that pretty little face is pink and pink. Yes, with a sense of anxiety, it looks even more gorgeous.
As soon as this woman walked out of the gate of the City Lord's Mansion, she began to look left and right, as if she was looking for something. Su Ming just took a brief look and then ignored it, although this woman had a very beautiful and mature charm. , but now Su Ming doesn't have the heart to appreciate these things.
Soon Su Ming came to the side of the road not far away, and stopped a taxi casually. Just as Su Ming opened the door and was about to get in, an anxious and sweet voice came from behind: "Sir, please wait." Wait, please give me this taxi, I have something urgent."
Looking back, it turned out to be the mature woman wearing a black professional bag skirt just now. I saw her jogging all the way here. The waves were rough, which attracted envious eyes from others, even the taxi driver who stopped the car looked at her a little bit. I was dumbfounded, this woman's figure is really hot enough, especially when she was running, the buttons on her white shirt seemed to be torn.
"Little brother, please let me have this taxi. I'm really in a hurry." Soon, the beauty came to Su Ming's side, panting heavily, while pleading intermittently.
"Beauty, I'm actually quite willing to give you this car, but who in this world is not in a hurry, and I'm also in a hurry, so please wait for the next bus." If it was normal, Su Ming might agree. , but today he didn't achieve his goal, and was tricked by that uncle, Su Ming was in a bad mood, and this beauty also called him little brother, this couldn't be tolerated.
"Can't you just let me go? I'm really in a hurry, and my life is at stake." The beauty's tone was impatient.
(End of this chapter)