sinovels Chapter 18
Chapter 18
As soon as the screen turns, the water overflows the golden mountain.
"You—say—what—what—come——?" Lin on the other end of the phone covered his ears with one hand and the microphone with the other, shouting loudly as if he was talking to Hai The person on the other side yelled, "Is there a big flood on your side?? I can't hear-can't-clear-you-are-saying-what-!"
"I—say—!!" On the other end of the microphone, the sound of the blond boy's scream piercing through the crashing water seemed to come from the other side of the sea, "Propose—marry—buy—what ——wh——ring—finger—good—ah——!!?”
The beginning of the wonderful scene of singing across the sea is probably an hour ago.Ed was sitting on the toilet seat in the bathroom with a bunch of mustanguine white shirts ready to wash himself, and he had just reposted his dating scene on the forum (removing personal information and some details about his obsession , while clearly expressing the ins and outs and my own feelings, while maintaining my self-esteem as much as possible), I am ecstasy immersed in the pink bubble like all the good things in the world happen to me amidst the overwhelming cheers of netizens.The nonsense is roughly as follows:
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>>【Help】How to make the person I like also like me? ?
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97L Ninth Avenue
Physical contact in the dark tunnel!
Eat ice cream and drink beer together!
In the pitch-black museum, lonely men and widows chat about poetry, songs, and ideals in life! ! !
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98L Macaja binary pen
Kakaka?(????) The landlord's male god is really good at flirting~
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99L Gang Buds
Ahhhhhhhh so sweet!so sweet!so sweet! o(*////▽////*)q
together!
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100Lmelon_Japanese painting in production
Floor 100 get√
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101L Taiyuan's anti-dog
Yeah! !together!
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>>Learning is boundless
RE: 101L
together?
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103L Anyuan Road
Yup! !
I think the other party obviously likes the landlord too!
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104LRock_and_Dick
Hit a straight ball without dying!
The landlord's male god is so handsome, if you don't seize the opportunity, you will run away with others~
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>>Learning is boundless
RE: 104L
……
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106LRH-
straight ball! ! ! !
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107L cute restaurant sauce
Straight ball +1
Woow, I really want to fall in love too www【No object
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108L Short Field
I really want to fall in love! ! [no object
so sweet///
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109L brown sugar cake
What object do you want!
I want to fall in love with the landlord! !
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110L Ninth Avenue
Fall in love with the owner! ! !Cute, knowledgeable, innocent and arrogant! !Ideal life!
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111Lmelon_Japanese painting in production
The landlord's male god looks very good?_?
It seems to be the type w who is pregnant at a glance
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112L jewel dish of the world
I want to fall in love with the landlord's younger brother——!
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>>Learning is boundless
RE: 112L
What? ? ? !
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113L Taiyuan's anti-dog
total!Of!Confess! ! (???????)??
It seems to have a good chance of winning, support the landlord!
I think the host is really cute, love without routines is the best! !
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114L cute restaurant sauce
yes!Hit the straight ball!
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115L warehouse knife also
Hey——does everyone upstairs really think there is a good chance of winning...
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116L Learning is boundless
...What should I do if I am rejected? U? ェ?*U
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117L Learning is boundless
Go hit straight now?
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118LRH-
Take the initiative! !Now!
No reply is okay!Look at the other party's reaction first!
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119LRock_and_Dick
The timing is a little tricky now, but it's not a bad thing to confirm the other person's opinion.
And if you don't do anything else, it will be troublesome to enter the friendszone~
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120L Anyuan Road
If you enter the friendszone, it will be too late to confess
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>>Learning is boundless
RE: 121L
=mouth=
Does that mean we can only be friends?
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122L brown sugar cake
Yup!
so,
Confession!Confession!Confession! !
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This kind of words are obviously said by the melon-eating crowd who are busy watching the show and looking forward to making big news. Anyone who has a little common sense in love will basically not pay attention to it; A nerd who hasn't even watched a lot of romance movies, suddenly put it on the agenda and upgraded it to an item in the specific implementation list.In fact, as soon as the conversation was over, Ed put down his phone, folded his arms and began to seriously think about hitting a straight ball.
Hitting a straight ball is, to put it bluntly, a marriage proposal!Ed pondered.At the thought of proposing, Ed suddenly trembled, his hands tightly hugged the white shirt that he didn't know when he was in his arms, and his face couldn't help but burn.He thought, if he proposed marriage, it would involve...the household registration book, living together, eating together, taking the subway to work together in the morning, reading novels together on the bed at night...Ed vaguely thought of his parents.The long-lost figure of Hohenheim no longer appeared with Ed's anger or Al's confusion, but came to his mind vaguely together with their gentle and beautiful mother.They were all ordinary and trivial things from a long time ago, fragmented and even a bit boring, like Hohenheim cleaning up Dorisa’s long brown hair in the bathroom, like Dorisa ironing a pair of socks and handkerchiefs for Hohenheim on the balcony— —then it seems so silly, yet so desirable.But it seems very complicated. Whenever he thinks of his parting, Ed's heart is instantly filled with loneliness and anger, and there is no place to breathe.
"Mom, why are you waiting so hard for that fellow Hohenheim?" I seemed to have asked that.
At that time, Dorisa patted the back of Ed's hand, and softly reprimanded him not to call her father like that, while replying, "I didn't wait for your father...I waited for myself."
Can't understand.
This is indeed a complicated problem, involving countless causes and effects, but when you really think about it, the logic used to analyze and investigate in the past has lost its scope.The reason why I can't think about it is not that the subject is too complicated - on the contrary, whenever Roy Mustangu is involved, the story itself seems to be so simple that there is only a gushing mood without a trace of impurities.Ed felt that ever since he had a clear affection for Mustangu, his body was like raising a bird, the kind that occasionally hangs at the door of the biological laboratory downstairs waiting to make specimens, stuck in the In the cage, it has a pointed red beak and white soft feathers.The bird is carried in the cage, fluttering hotly and agitatedly against the chest, sometimes flapping its wings stingingly, and sometimes singing sweetly, calling for freedom outside the prison door.Every minute and every second spent like this is so bizarre, at least he has never heard of it, but the urgent singing of the bird is so anxious, stabbing at his brain, hands and feet, and the violently throbbing left chest. Every now and then, he was urged to go faster, and faster, to run to the person who had the key to the cage, to the side of Mustangu.
It's big enough to want to get his heart and entangle his body, but small enough to want to hear his voice and touch his shirt.Everything about the other party is eager to get.
Ed was thinking like this, and for the first time in 17 years, he felt and was satisfied that he was an out-and-out fool, and he hugged the white shirt in his arms foolishly.
At this moment, Ed suddenly felt a strange wetness.
For a moment he was ashamed to think it was his own drool dripping down.
But no, Edward, as a physically healthy adolescent male, no matter how much he drools, his shirt, trousers and slippers will not get wet, let alone flood the entire bathroom.He quickly raised his head, and saw that someone dug a big hole in the place where the ceiling of the bathroom was connected to the water pipe. The water column sprayed downwards, and the turbulent water quickly filled the small bathroom into a vast ocean.For a moment, Ed hugged the toilet lid and looked around in horror. He felt like he was trapped on an isolated island. He couldn't find a place where he could step on his bare feet of 1 meters without being submerged in water. .However, worse things happened one after another. At this moment of life and death, the idiot outside the door didn't know that he was knocking on the door, impatiently.
What big news do I rely on to trouble him at this time? Is the president of the United States actually a man-made man?Ed angrily rolled up his already soaked trousers, hugged his almost soaked shirt in his arms, clutched his mobile phone and wet clothes, and walked out of the flooded bathroom barefoot.At that time, the good mood that had just been immersed in the river of love had already been washed away by the torrent of metaphysical reality, and the beloved shirt was stained with water, which made the teenager even more frustrated.He had already shouted out at the top of his voice before he entered the hallway.
"Who!?"
There was an uneasy commotion outside the door.
"That... I'm your upstairs neighbor, I just moved here," the voice from outside the door was soft and full of embarrassment, so Edward was too embarrassed to raise his voice and immediately got angry at the other party. "The decorator seems to have accidentally punctured your water pipe."
Ed twitched the corner of his mouth and pulled the door open.
As soon as he pulled away the clothes and mobile phone from Ed's hand, they fell to the ground.
The teenager was dumbfounded.
"You you you you you..." Ed took a step back in fright, then stood at the door dumbfounded, and before he could even pick up his chin that fell on the ground, he pointed at him with wide eyes, "Are you...!? "
"Huh?" The other party had an expression that hadn't been digested from the embarrassment, and looked at Ed's surprised expression and couldn't help but understand why.
"I...you..." Ed tremblingly pointed at the other party, his face turned blue for a while, "Al?"
"Uh... yes?"
"No, no, I mean..." Ed patted his forehead hard, "Al, Alphonse!"
The other party's face was also surprised now, "...is it?"
"No no, I mean, Dr. Alphonse??"
"...almost???"
"……Eh!!?"
"I'm sorry to wait a minute," Heydrich couldn't help crying, "May I introduce myself to you?"
Then, the landlord seems to have mentioned such a thing, saying that the original occupant of the upstairs—Mustard Yuki, an unemployed vagrant, who can occasionally be seen counting lottery tickets upstairs—was found dead in the apartment Three days later, the renting process started, but there were very few people there. Occasionally, people who came to ask for the price gave up immediately after seeing the location of the dog days and the marks left by the dead body of the previous tenant on the floor.Until a few days ago, there was an international student who moved upstairs for the cheap rent on the grounds that he had seen enough dead bodies in their school—it’s a pity that Ed was so infatuated these days that he didn’t care about it at all. Take it to heart.
So the legendary new neighbor is Alphonse Heydrich—yes, not only the name is exactly the same as Ed and his precious brother, but even the appearance is the same at first glance, if it is not learned in the later conversation The other party has lived in Munich for the past 16 years, and Ed almost wants to drag him to do a paternity test, and then arrest von Hohenheim all over the world, so that he can break the third leg of this scumbag in front of the whole family.
As expected, when Xiaohai came in, he saw Ed flooding Jinshan's bathroom and living room, so he rolled up his sleeves to help clean up, and kept apologizing with a mournful face, so that his heart softened because of the similarity between his brother and him. The half Edward was even more embarrassed to get angry at him.But having said that, on closer inspection, the other party's appearance is actually different from the Alphonse who is more familiar with Ed in many details, and his temperament is even more different.Not only that, the soft-spoken and polite manner of the other party made Edward, a vulgar person who has been immersed in the edge of civilization all the year round, feel ashamed ("Ed, what is the name of the formula you mentioned yesterday? I want to write a reference." " What's your brain for, idiot? Here. Next time I'll ask, just clean your shitty hippocampus with hydrogen peroxide.").Not to mention that the other party was very capable in helping, and immediately cleaned up the living room for Ed - since Alphonse Eric flew to Paris a week ago, the cleanest moment in the house was born here.
This kind of statement, as if the man named Alphonse in the world was born to do housework for Ed.
"You... are a doctor too?" Ed brought a glass of water over and handed it to Xiao Hai who was cleaning his bathtub.
The other party raised his head, and his blue Yingying eyes smiled brightly.Ed felt ashamed of himself.
"Thank you." He took the water glass and said, "Practice veterinarian, I'm just a student. If there are small animals in Mr. Edward's family who get sick, I can help."
gentlemen! ?Mr. Edward! !
Ed felt a huge shock in his heart that was no less than the water pipe bursting at this moment, and for a moment his small heart was conquered by joy and shame.This tone really sounds like the tone of the pastor's roll call at the wedding between me and Roy =w=
When it came to the marriage proposal, Edqing's face suddenly became hot again after he had been waiting for a long time.He immediately thought of something else, so he quickly leaned over and asked:
"Do you know how to take care of salamanders?"
Xiao Hai didn't know that Ed had a series of brainstorms just now, and he was holding a water glass in one hand and cleaning Ed's bathtub with the other.He swallowed and replied without raising his head, "Of course, if you want, I'll bring you a copy of the breeding instructions later. Are you raising it here?"
"Oh thank you... no," Ed said awkwardly, "yes... it's my friend, one of my friends is raising it. But..." Ed paused, "I think he's clumsy."
The blond boy smiled, "Don't look at the lizard, it's very delicate to raise. It's not good to be clumsy, please help your friend too."
Hearing this, Ed silently made a note of life after marriage, "Okay. That..." Ed stared at the back of Heydrich twisting the towel for a while, and asked with some embarrassment, "Salamanders usually what to eat?"
"There will be special feed, but dried crickets, live worms and the like are better."
"Crickets!??"
"Well, it should be about the same." Xiao Hai stood up, and smiled apologetically at the stunned Ed, "The water pipe is still being repaired, so I can only connect it with a bucket like this in a while. I'm sorry to give you Sorry for the trouble, please give me more advice in the future.”
"Ah no, I should thank you..." Ed said in a daze, "You are very homely." It seems that people's virtues are innate: I was born as a salted fish who only knows how to deal with data, so until now It's still salty fish; the other party is so gentle and virtuous now, probably an angel from birth.Unlike myself and Mustangu, the two of them could not exceed the per capita dining standard of Zimbabwe for a meal without takeaway.This is what girls call a "good man for marriage".
Thinking of this, Ed's heart was filled with honeydew.So much so that when he sent Heydrich to the door, he couldn't help swallowing this question that he knew was very inexplicable.
"Alphonse," Ed said gravely, "are you single?"
"Eh... eh?" The other party was stunned by the sudden question.Heydrich blinked, raised his head in disbelief, and met Edward's sincere golden eyes.His face suddenly turned red.
He took a step back and walked out of the room, glanced at Ed, then blushed and looked away, "Yes..."
Ed frowned, and asked reluctantly:
"Then you... do you know how to propose marriage?"
Heydrich blushed completely.
The young veterinarian looked at Edward carefully with wide blue eyes shyly and awkwardly, as if hoping to figure out some information from him.In the end, he didn't know whether he had found it or not, and the answer he gave was as soft as ever: "Confession...and the ring."
Sounds reasonable!Ed thought.
So Ed turned around and called the dead gay guy next to him. While laying the groundwork without saying a word, he watched the water pouring into the plastic bucket placed by Xiaohai.As a result, after laying the groundwork for a long time, before he planned to bravely announce his marriage proposal plan with great interest, he was sprayed in the face by the other party's sharp ridicule.
"Ring? Marriage proposal??" Lin's voice was unbelievable, "Aide, tell me honestly, when the water leaked just now, did you accidentally soak your head in because you were not tall enough?"
"I'm not enough for your sister! What the hell are you doing?!?"
"It's unbelievable that you would say such a thing in a calm situation," Lin said, "How long have you and Mustangu known each other and are about to get married? You guys are really open-minded."
"Who is the idiot who moved to someone's house after dating for half a year!? And you didn't see how reserved you were when you and your man kissed at the door of the dormitory!"
"...I'm 17 years old, and I still say 'kiss'...Okay, so now you're asking for marriage???"
"Otherwise?" Eddie said bluntly, "Otherwise, how would I tell him that I like him? Otherwise, how would I get along with him?"
"You..." The other party laughed angrily, "You have to get married to be good? You guy, back then you thought I lived together after dating for half a year."
Ed snorted, "Don't compare me to a skinless guy like you."
"Ed, are we really friends...I said, if you really like him that much, you should first..."
The second half of the conversation was quickly drowned out by the louder stream of water.Ed had to cover his ears, and shouted into the microphone hoarsely, "You—say—what—what—?"
Hearing this, the good-tempered Dongfang boy on the other side seemed to be finally angry.He just heard him clear his throat and yell towards here:
"I-said-! I should confess my confession first and ask-to-go-to-ah!"
TBC