Spontaneous Combustion

Chapter 45 How It Feels

"Sorry," Shen Tingmo backed away in a gentlemanly manner, but was persistent in changing Ruan Wei's skirt: "I'll accompany you to get the clothes."

Ruan Wei was quite speechless and couldn't hold him back, so she covered her head and walked with Shen Tingmo to the small building where the dressing room is located.

Walking around a large lawn, Ruan Wei's eyelids suddenly twitched a few times, his left eye twitched and his right eye twitched. He just realized that his right eye twitched when he turned the corner and ran into someone he didn't want to meet.

A tall figure in a suit and leather shoes was standing not far from them, chatting with a few bridesmaids. This man was extremely handsome, with long dark brown hair hanging unruly on his temples, and his sexy lips parted and closed, teasing A few pretty little bridesmaids trembled wildly.

As the bride's cousin, Xu Peizhe was understandably present at the wedding.

But Ruan Wei felt that he shouldn't appear in front of her, and blocked their only way, which was really tricky.

With a sudden change of mind, Ruan Wei snatched the wig from Shen Tingmo's hand, put it back on his head, combed it a few times, and buried his face in Shen Tingmo's shoulder, there is no money to hold an ostrich here.

"Help me block it, there are enemies ahead."

Ruan Wei put one arm around Shen Tingmo's waist, pulled off his cuff, and whispered to his teammates.

"..." Shen Tingmo also saw Xu Peizhe, and quickly understood, and put his arms around Ruan Wei's neck and side face to help him cover.

The two pretended to be whispering intimately, and passed by the group of people without changing their expressions.

But Xu Peizhe not only knew Ruan Wei, but also Shen Tingmo. He glanced inadvertently, and happened to meet Shen Tingmo's gaze, and his face changed instantly.

From Xu Peizhe's point of view, the man in front of him impresses him deeply. He clearly said that he wanted to pursue his dear homie, and the two of them kissed until their mouths were swollen, but now they are hugging a tall beauty, with a very intimate posture, smiling and smiling. Yan Di hit him and passed by, did he think he was dead?

As a double-standard dog, Xu Peizhe can allow himself to change a girlfriend every day, but he will never allow the object of his best friend to cheat.

"Hey," Xu Peizhe called to Shen Tingmo, with a hint of hostility in his eyes: "What's the matter with you?"

Shen Tingmo was stunned for a moment, tightly circled Ruan Wei's head, and said expressionlessly, "Come to the wedding."

"I know you're here for the wedding," Xu Peizhe pointed at the "woman" in his arms, and satirized dissatisfiedly: "You got a new honey so soon?"

Shen Tingmo's expression remained the same, and he said lightly, "To each other."

Xu Peizhe snorted disdainfully: "I thought you were serious, but you are also a joker, does my homie know?"

"..." Shen Tingmo didn't want to explain to him, and wanted to leave with his arms around Ruan Wei, but Xu Peizhe grabbed his arm.

Cynicism is useless, Xu Peizhe plans to change his mind, since Shen Tingmo does not abide by masculinity, then he will fight evil with evil, defeat magic with magic, and poach his corner.

He frivolously looked at the person in Shen Tingmo's arms, seeing the other person's fair skin and narrow waist, he was really interested.

"Why don't you introduce me?" Xu Peizhe raised his eyebrows playfully, "If I'm not mistaken, this is also my sister's bridesmaid, right?"

A few bridesmaids who knew the truth covered their mouths and laughed.

Shen Tingmo didn't know what came to mind, and asked instead: "Did you not attend the wedding ceremony at noon?"

Xu Peizhe was a little annoyed: "I played too crazy last night and didn't get up on time."

"That's a pity," Shen Tingmo nodded clearly: "I missed the most important link."

"Yeah, I shouldn't have gone to the nightclub yesterday..."

He almost changed the topic, Xu Peizhe quickly came back to his senses, remembering the matter of digging the wall, his naked eyes continued to wander on Shen Tingmo's "female companion", and fell on the two long legs that made people commit crimes, blowing whistled.

"Beauty, do you want to get to know each other?"

Ruan Wei was full of love for the dog, and because of his current attire, he didn't dare to attack, so he could only pretend to be shy, buried his face even lower, and snorted softly in resistance, expressing his refusal.

In Xu Peizhe's eyes, his "shy" look turned into refusal and welcome, so Xu Peizhe became even more unscrupulous, approaching him with a strong scent of perfume, blowing hot air in Ruan Wei's ear, and speaking in a low voice The enchanting voice whispers:

"I'm 1.8 meters eight, eighteen point eight, mylittlesweetie, want to try?"

Ruan Wei couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't care about anything else. He lifted Xu Peizhe's head and yelled angrily: "Fuck your sister's [-]:[-]! You might as well tie a knot on your loincloth. You fucking see me first." who is it?"

"Oh-my-gosh!" The expression on Xu Peizhe's face changed several times, and it was extremely wonderful: "homie! It's you."

Ruan Wei continued to get angry: "Fuck! Put away your lewd eyes, my goosebumps are almost gone, if you continue like this, I will have nightmares at night."

Shen Tingmo was very unhappy with naked eyes, and his brows were tightly frowned: "Can we go now?"

"Don't," Xu Peizhe quickly grabbed Ruan Wei's arm, and sincerely praised: "You really gave me a huge surprise, honey, you are so beautiful, and even made me doubt my own sexuality."

Ruan Wei rolled her eyes to the sky: "No, you must not doubt it."

Xu Peizhe's eyes were bright, like a large dog wagging its tail: "Honey, do you really not want to come back to live? I'm going back to China soon, and I really hope to spend the last happy time with you."

Ruan Wei had a chill: "Just be happy yourself, pay attention to hygiene and safety."

Shen Tingmo didn't care about social etiquette any more, he directly pulled Ruan Wei away, and left in a hurry with an ugly expression on his face.

Ruan Wei quickly realized this time, this guy must be jealous again, and he didn't bother to complain about Xu Peizhe, and teased with a smile: "Boss Shen is very generous."

Shen Tingmo looked worried: "Stay away from this kind of person in the future."

"Got it," Ruan Wei drawled lazily, "I would like to follow Teacher Shen's instruction."

At night, when there was a bridal chamber, Ruan Wei was the only best man who didn't fit in.

The other brothers were still wearing fairy-like long gauze dresses, surrounded by people like monkeys, while Ruan Wei changed back to a white best man suit, which was very unkind and covered the groom's limelight.

"I'm sorry, brother, I can't help myself," Ruan Wei apologized to Tong Jing.

Tong Jing gave him a white look: "When you encounter difficulties later, you go up and bear it first."

"Of course, let me be a flower protector," Ruan Wei tugged on the skirt of the best man beside her with a smile.

In order to prevent the brothers from besieging, Ruan Wei dragged a back in advance, so Shen Tingmo, who was not related to the bride and groom, was forced to appear in the new house, with a calm expression squeezed among the noisy crowd, like a large group of gratifying people Among the mushrooms, there is a particularly tall alien species.

As a traditional event in the bridal chamber, the bridesmaids have designed a lot of tricks, in the name of testing the sincerity of the groom and the best man for the bride, but in fact it is to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene.

During the dancing session in black silk, a few black-skinned men wore revealing skirts and tried to shake their waists to the dance music of the girl group, which caused a burst of laughter.

Because Ruan Wei escaped in normal clothes, he pretended to twist a few times, which was not very embarrassing, and he couldn't help but secretly thank Shen Tingmo for his foresight.

When it comes to tasks such as stepping on acupressure boards, finding shoes, and plucking leg hair, it is impossible to hide, but it is not difficult to complete, especially when plucking leg hair, the other groomsmen stretched out their legs, and the dense cold hair is like big wool pants, black and thick , A look is a bonanza.

"Good guy, it's too cheap to pull out three roots, isn't it too much?" The relatives and friends who were watching shouted and booed loudly.

The bridesmaids laughed so hard that they could see their teeth but couldn't see their eyes. They picked up the tweezers they had prepared in advance, and each of them charged three leg hairs as a clearance fee.

The best men gritted their teeth in pain and yelled. When it was Ruan Wei's turn, he spread his hands in embarrassment: "Sister, can you change another hair? Do you see the hair style?"

A certain best man joked and choked him: "You want to specialize again?"

"Yeah, it can't be changed, who doesn't have hair," the relatives and friends onlookers booed.

"Hey, you are the ones who said you wouldn't change it," Ruan Wei was acting like a good boy after getting a bargain, and lifted up the bottom of his trousers neatly, revealing a section of Bai Shengsheng's calf.

The relatives and friends onlookers let out a long "tow", just this leg, let alone leg hair, it is difficult to find even a pore, it is a waste of expression.

Ruan Weizheng, who escaped again, secretly rejoiced, but the bridesmaids came up with new crooked tricks to punish him.

A bridesmaid with big eyes coughed twice, announcing the next level: "The fifth level, fancy push-ups, brother Ruan, you are the only one left, why don't you come to this level first?"

Tong Jing quickly pushed him forward: "It's your turn to charge for the organization, good brother."

Ruan Wei asked anxiously: "What kind of fancy method? Do you do it on the acupressure board? Or do it with one hand?"

The big-eyed bridesmaid covered her mouth and snickered: "Of course not, it's not that cruel."

"Huh?" Ruan Wei waited patiently for the next sentence.

The big-eyed bridesmaid was young and a little shy. Seeing her blushing, she was too embarrassed to explain the rules. Another curly-haired bridesmaid simply helped her and said:

"There are so many people present, you pick the one you like the most, let them lie on the ground, and you two do it face to face."

The crowd started booing again:

"So exciting?"

"creative!"

"Handsome guy, look at me! Pick me!"

"Choose a best man! Just make a couple!"

Since ancient times, the bridal chamber tricks have been to create excitement, with no morals or lower limits, and Ruan Wei doesn't mind grandstanding, after all, it's the best man's duty.

He turned his eyes, found the tallest one in the crowd, and gave Shen Tingmo a look: "It's you, come here."

"Good guy, quite good at picking."

"Tsk tsk, it really is the most pleasing to the eye."

"Today is a good day, let us feast our eyes."

"Oh, this buddy's ears are red."

"Haha, this is embarrassing, it shouldn't be."

Seeing Shen Tingmo standing still, Ruan Wei held up his arms and teased, "Why don't you just do push-ups, just use yourself as a mat."

Shen Tingmo pursed his lips tightly, and lay down on the foam cushion used for games without saying a word, lowering his eyelashes, as if he was going to the execution ground.

Ruan Wei raised the corners of his lips and smiled, took off the obstructive coat, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and propped himself up above him in a very standard posture.

"I'll start when I'm ready," Ruan Wei informed him, and before Shen Tingmo could respond, he bent down and pressed down.

When doing push-ups, you must control the strength of your arms and try your best to stay close to the ground. A big man is lying on the bottom, and it is inevitable that they will be next to each other.

Thin fabrics can't block the body temperature, and the surroundings are noisy, but they can feel each other's heartbeats from the vibrations.

When the two were completely attached together, the crowd immediately cheered.

"Twenty! Be sure to finish!" The bridesmaid reminded loudly.

"Huh..." Ruan Wei did five consecutively. In order not to overwhelm Shen Tingmo, she worked extra hard. The arms exposed outside the sleeves stretched beautiful muscle lines, and the backs of the hands were bulging with blue veins and clear bone outlines.

Shen Tingmo kept his eyes closed all the time, his eyelashes trembling slightly, and he maintained a rigid posture of motionless, like a warrior who was going to die calmly.

Ruan Wei was amused by Shen Tingmo's expression, straightened his arms and let out a chuckle, almost lost his strength, leaned down again, brushed his lips against his ear, leaving a warm and rapid breath:

"Mr. Shen, how do you feel down here?"

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