Small country with few people

Chapter 55

Heaven and earth are dark yellow, the universe is prehistoric.

Generally speaking, the author has to write something useless at the beginning of the word count, such as the weather, talking about the weather is a refuge for boring human beings. In case someone does not know it, let me note that this sentence is what Wilde said, that is, Lao Wang His second uncle.

Everyone knows that Pharaoh is a mixed race.

But today, the world is mysterious and the universe is prehistoric, not just numbers.

These two phrases from the Thousand-Character Classic... are probably phrases, [" is the first sentence of the Thousand-Character Classic. "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang" comes from the "Book of Changes". ", here for the sake of confrontation, it is changed to "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang", which does not change the ancient characters. It is a clear quotation. "Universe Great Desolation" comes from "Huainanzi" and "Taixuanjing". "Huainanzi" says "up and down, four directions It is called Yu, and it has been called "Zhou" throughout the ages. It was Yang Xiong of the Western Han Dynasty who wrote the "Taixuan Jing". ", this way of quoting scriptures is called allusion, so these two sentences are classics.]

The content in the above [] comes from subjects that we are all familiar with, so we have lost more than [-] words,

For example, "Heaven", in "Shuowen Jiezi", there are 230 characters of Nengshui, and I don't know how many words are translated into Baihua Nengshui. The author's education level here is limited and cannot be translated.

If you want detailed word meanings, you can find more than a thousand words.With the addition of examples, more than a thousand words can be cited, and the number of words in a chapter is almost the same.

You see, this chapter of mine has nearly [-] words so far.

So let's move on to water.

The meaning of Tianzi in the "Kangxi Dictionary" can be nearly [-] words, and it can be translated into vernacular and can be [-] to [-] words.Such a [-]-word chapter is almost enough.

Those who have a little conscience will not continue to write down, you can read a word and we can write a chapter.From basic explanations, detailed explanations, Kangxi dictionary, Shuowenjiezi, not counting phonological dialects, etymology and glyphs, and discussions with netizens.

Really conscience.

So far we have lost 1 words, 5/[-] of the [-]-word chapter.

The water is very good, right?

When Mr. Wu Ge entered the Guanzheng Hall with the expression of "the heaven and the earth are mysterious and yellow, the universe is prehistoric", he walked with a splayed step, and he couldn't do it horizontally from the inside to the outside.If someone wants to ask Tiandi Xuanhuang, what is the expression of the universe, the vulgar explanation is the expression of "I am crazy".

"Reporting to Your Majesty, those who have committed crimes in the capital have been arrested and sent to Dali Temple and Heaven Prison with all kinds of eyesight. The crimes are counted among the ten evils and cannot be pardoned."

Ten evils is the general term for the ten categories of felonies in the feudal era.

Collectively, heinous.

"Very good." The little emperor sitting high on the dragon chair praised Wu Gelao, an octogenarian, with a childish voice.To be old and not die is to be a thief, and Wu Ge must be a big thief when he is old.

In order to prevent some people from not knowing the number of words in Heshui, old but not dead is a thief, which comes from the well-known "Confucius" scolding old and immoral people.

This old meaning can be seen from "Shuowen Jiezi"...

The atmosphere in the hall was dignified, and no one spoke first.

The little emperor has had such a big battle only a year after he succeeded to the throne, is he trying to challenge the regent?

Do you think you are the emperor too?

There is also Mr. Wu Ge, who reached the age of retiring and returning to his hometown 20 years ago, and still occupies the latrine and does not shit. The majority of subordinates have long had opinions.

In any case, the little emperor finally bared his fangs to the regent after a year of succession.

It took less than a quarter of an hour for the people in the capital to know that it was the little emperor's idea that the guards in the capital, Dasuo, took people out of the city and killed them. It is said that more than half of the lizards in the capital were caught at once. Everyone is naturally very grateful. Sad for the spring and sad for the autumn, I feel that the little emperor will definitely not see the sun next year today.Inevitably follow the old path of several predecessors, become an emperor, live in a magnificent palace, eat delicacies from mountains and seas, be worshiped by officials, and be remembered by the common people. I dare not think of a good day, what else is there not to be satisfied with?

But after enjoying the benefits, he wanted rights, and forgot why he sat on the throne.

And old Wu Ge, why did he suddenly abandon the moderation all his life and become a staunch royalist before he died?

How is the situation in the court? He is a big brother who still doesn't know?

Is there something tricky?

The big guys feel that there is something wrong with this matter and can't express their opinions without authorization, otherwise they will be easily slapped in the face.

There was a lot of noise in the Guanzheng Hall, and everyone wanted to tuck their necks into their crotches. Many people were beating their chests and feet, why didn't they look at the almanac when they went out this morning?Otherwise, I will take sick leave and not come to court.

Wu Ge had expected this a long time ago. If you all ask for leave, there will only be him, the little emperor, and King Su in the palace. ?

His old man's beard was raised, if he was asked why he suddenly sided with the little emperor, Wu Ge's family would definitely have something to say.

Wu Ge is in his 80s and almost [-]s, and his mind has long been confused.

One day, as soon as he rolled off the belly of his concubine in his twenties and knocked the back of his head, he suddenly had a new pursuit in life.

Not square dancing.

Although he would really like to meet some old women... no, it's a good friend dancing outside the Meridian Gate, but he still has a brain after all.

So Wu Gelao slapped his thigh, and a voice sounded in his mind, "This old man must never live his life like this!"

Your old life is coming to an end soon, what else is there to pursue?

His family poured cold water on him.

Old Wu Ge worked hard and locked himself in the toilet for several hours. In fact, he was constipated. After holding it for such a long time, he didn't get it out. The pituitary gland was too big. Suddenly, he had an idea.

He wants to support the young master, sideline the Qing emperor, and behead the regent!

As soon as this idea appeared in his mind, he shuddered in fright, and the sphincter immediately relaxed, and everything became dull...

How could he lay hands on the regent?

Is he the stuff?

When Wu Ge was young, he was the most beautiful man in my dynasty.The great work won the trust of the empress at that time, who was also the grandmother of the first emperor, and often went to the palace at night to talk at night, but it was a pity that he was discovered by the first emperor's father within a few days of good times, but why did Wu Ge always go all the way? It has always been an unsolved mystery to be the old man who has been a proud man for decades.

The minister hooked up with the empress dowager and was discovered by the emperor and was able to retreat unscathed, and served as the chief assistant for decades. This is only possible in an enlightened and open country like our dynasty. If it were changed to the Ming Dynasty, it would still be the end of the Qing Dynasty , had long been executed by five horses.

Old Wu Ge was lucky in his life. He escaped from ascending to heaven countless times and escaped the crisis of mortal danger. From this point of view, Old Hu Wu Ge was at least a substitute for the son of the world favored by fate.

The king is relatively young, and the queen mother has been dead for nearly 60 years. At that time, Wu Ge was still a scholar of the Hanlin Academy. It is rumored that the queen mother is simply the best female singer Mary Su.Life experience can be summed up in one sentence: all court civil and military people fall in love with me, but I don't love any of them.The queen mother is a very playable woman, which is different from the current members of the girl group who are about to commit suicide, hang themselves, drink poisonous alcohol, and run with the ball.

On the one hand, they support the young master to ascend the throne, on the other hand, they control the state affairs. By the way, they have doubled the annual income of the treasury several times. They also have spare energy to seduce new scholars, knights of the rivers and lakes, and princes of Fanbang... Even when the previous emperor was captured, the queen mother can use her Going to exchange and successfully abducted the little prince of Fanbang as the guest of honor.

If you think about it carefully, isn't the queen mother just an upgraded version of Yushu's gold?

However, the looks of the two shouldn't be on the same level. The Queen Mother was a strong woman who was selected by a total of 81 beautiful girls from all over the world.

At this time, Yuan Shangshu, the third prince of the fourth generation, who has been sleeping all the time, usually stands next to the second Panlong pillar in the upper right corner. This position is noble and inconspicuous, and it allows the emperor to see his most perfect side face. It is completely scheming walk.

Don't underestimate this position, it was Yuan Shangshu's position that made the emperor dizzy back then, and the original seven points of handsomeness directly rose to nine points.

Such a perfect angle cannot be found without decades of ancestral experience.

Don't look at him as an old man, but the small eyes that open from time to time are always shining with golden light.But at this time, this fierce old man who claimed to eat three catties of meat a day and drank eight taels of liquor unexpectedly let out a weak "ouch" and fell on the top of my side, Taiwei Gao.

Gao Taiwei is nine feet tall, his waist is three points thicker than a large vat of pickled vegetables in the countryside, his face is full of beards, and he is only in his early 50s, and he is also in his prime. Yuan Shangshu fell down all of a sudden.The two of them collapsed on top of each other on the main hall, making a heavy muffled sound.

And Lao Gao, the iron-blooded man who is said to scrape bones to cure poison, cut meat and feed eagles without frowning at all, now wailed like killing a pig, "Fuck me! My thigh bone seems to be broken! Yuan Shangshu, Are you trying to kill me, old man?"

Gao Taiwei screamed miserably, Yuan Shangshu had to scream even worse than him.

The two reached a PY deal a quarter of an hour ago, and Yuan Shangshu made the excuse that he had committed an old disease for many years, but he didn't say anything about the problem. Anyway, it's unscientific that an old man of his age doesn't have a hundred or eighty kinds of diseases.He fell down and hit Taiwei Gao, and the two of them were carried out together to hide from the Zaochao Shura field.

Yuan Shangshu was about ten years younger than Wu Ge, and the two were still related by marriage. Wu Ge was married to Yuan Shangshu's sister.However, this sister has been dead for many years. It is said that she was half-dead when she found out that Mr. Wu Ge had committed adultery with the Queen Mother, and died of depression before she was 30 years old.Since then, the two have become mortal enemies, and they have never had any contact for many years. Every time Wu Gelao puts forward some opinions in the court, Yuan Shangshu must be the first to jump out to object.He doesn't care if it's right or not, as long as Mr. Wu Ge agrees, he will oppose it, and if Mr. Wu Ge disagrees, he will agree.

It is said that Mr. Wu Ge also gave Yuan Shangshu the nickname Yuan Douji.

The two seemed to love and kill each other very much back then.

Yuan Shangshu was born in a family of four generations and three princes. He was rich and powerful since he was a child, and he didn't know what fear was at all.On weekdays, he is the one who sprays the most in court, and he is a real big sprayer.He hasn't stopped for decades, and there is no one who hasn't been sprayed by him.

So it was the first time Wu Gelao confessed to him.Having lived to such an advanced age, I finally know what it means to avoid the limelight and not cause trouble to my upper body.

On weekdays, everyone ran against each other, or teamed up to bully the emperor, or oppressed the people and insulted the eunuchs together. These were all daily activities after dinner. For thousands of years, which official has not come here.

But now the regent is in charge, and the regent is not a man to be trifled with. There are several emperors who have died in his hands. The little emperor looks weak and lonely. Maybe one day he will play hide-and-seek on the bed with the maid and fall out of the bed. He fell down and died.

Old Wu Ge watched Yuan Shangshu's acting with cold eyes, and felt that this old man was really exaggerated. I am afraid that any one of the princes in the court would be better than his acting skills. This guy just has a good background, no one Dare to touch him, otherwise just this bit of political acumen and acting skills would have been eaten up long ago.

Gao Taiwei also felt that forming an alliance with the unreliable Yuan Shangshu on the spur of the moment was really the stupidest mistake he made in his political career.Although he is a fighter on the battlefield, his brain can wear embroidery needles, and his mind is active.If it weren't for Yuan Shangshu's deep background and his help, he would be more assured, he wouldn't want to cooperate with this silly and sweet old man.

At this moment, the rough-skinned and thick-skinned Captain Gao let out a cry of pain like a delicate little lady, with a ferocious expression as if he was pierced through the shoulder blade by an enemy arrow on the battlefield.

Gao Taiwei clutched his thigh bone, and erupted his acting skills at the level of a movie king. He said to the expressionless little emperor, "Your Majesty, I must be blamed for my death. I made a fool of myself in the court. I voluntarily fined my salary for three years and closed the door." Without leaving the house, I faced the wall and thought about it for three months, and donated 3000 taels of silver to serve porridge at the west gate of the imperial city."

Everyone slandered Taiwei Gao for being too shrewd. He actually figured out a way to escape the disputes in the court one step ahead of everyone, and he escaped for three months. During these three months, the situation changed rapidly. When he came out, the little emperor might have already Buried in the imperial mausoleum.He also felt that he was really stingy, who didn't know that when he was fighting in the Northwest, he robbed hundreds of thousands of cattle and sheep from poor grassland herdsmen?The ones brought back to the capital may be more than [-], and the rest are all in their own pockets.

After the sale, he got countless gold, and let him send all of them to King Su's mansion. He originally wanted to bribe King Su, but it's a pity that King Su was so upright and upright that he didn't take bribes from Taiwei Gao, but started a business with him. Rolling interest, the money he had just entered Su Wang's mansion at that time has been multiplied several times now.

Everyone calculated with their fingers, Taiwei Gao is now worth at least tens of millions of taels of silver, which is three to five times the annual income of the national treasury. In the whole world, except for the Prince Regent's Mansion, he is the richest.A wealthy local tyrant only took out 3000 taels of silver to give out porridge, and even made a face of cutting flesh, which really made the big guy feel extremely heartbroken.I was actually an official in the same dynasty as you!

This martial artist's stingy search is no different from those of Daming's uncles.

Some people still think that their one-year salary is only two taels of silver, and they may donate all the hundred taels of silver to help the victims by selling their wives' dowry, selling their children, and their ancestors' land.This kind of heart, this kind of character, this kind of feeling... At the beginning, they should have sold their property, raised a few million taels of silver, and cooperated with Su Wangfu. It is too late to say anything now. If you want to send money in, there is nowhere to send it.

This is the non-delayed fighter plane written in the ancestor's Art of War.

Don't miss this opportunity and don't come again!