Small country with few people

Chapter 24

As the saying goes, a good comma is a particularly evil thing. A comma separates not only two sentences, but also hundreds of thousands of words, a thousand years of time, and the author's unfinished heart.As a conscientious author, I have found my conscience on the verge of unfinished, so this article will continue to go on with difficulty.

According to my idea of ​​reading stallion articles and writing stallion articles in Dianniang, a new girl with facial makeup appeared during the Cavin period is the way out of the Cavin period, but I will not do that, as a love who reads the world For the king of action movies, there is no longer a mosaic in his heart.So Ben Wang decided to say a bunch of nonsense to make up the word count.

It is said that I went to visit a newly opened store in the Western Regions in the capital. The name is a supermarket. The name is very strange. It has everything in it. I originally wanted to buy a ice and snow hibiscus cherry cake [Northeast Daban], but I didn’t want to go shopping. After a circle, there were a lot of things in the basket, which was strange to me, so I asked Zhang Siyi from Qin Tianjian Baidu Branch to ask what was going on.Master Zhang actually said indifferently that this question does not belong to the supervision scope of their department, and asked me to go to the Market Research Section to ask. Will be in charge of the market, Ben Wang asked curiously, Section Chief Xiao Wu of the Market Research Section took a mouthful of Marlboro vicissitudes, and even blew a smoke ring with great skill, it seems that these people will not take it once they take off their costumes The king is now a prince.

Xiao Wu said, my lord, don't you know what the market research department is or why the market research department is assigned to the nine admirals?

The king doesn't know anything.

Xiao Wu said that the Market Research Section also has another name, the Beijing Homeland Security and Strategic Defense Investigation Bureau, referred to as the Urban Management Brigade——CGD, you must have heard of it.

The king shook his head dully.

Xiao Wu: "Hey, why not eat minced meat!"

After cursing that Ben Wang is not suffering in the world, Xiao Wu took a bound booklet from the toilet and threw it to Ben Wang, "Turn to page 55."

Ben Wang turned to the second page, and the page number marked below was page 55.

As expected, the king guessed correctly, this is toilet paper!

Xiao Wu knocked down the table with his heel, "Read."——The style of a grassroots bureaucrat is as close as that of a village chief in a poor mountain valley.

Ben Wang lowered his head, this page is about the general outline of CGD.

Lend me [-] cgd and return me to the Great China,

The sword points to the west of Tianshan Mountain, and the horse steps to the north of the Black Sea;

Stretching bows on Lake Baikal and enjoying snow on Sakhalin Island;

Visiting ancient times in the Indochina Peninsula, worshiping ancestors in the ruins of Tokyo. ①

The king almost walked out of the gate of CGD on his knees.Looking at the three thousand subordinates of the king, I suddenly felt that there is no need to explore the back of a country, just like a Persian cat escaped from a prison but fled to another prison called life, and killed innocent seventy-year-olds Old man and pain while tattooing.This kind of feeling is like finally bursting out and defeating Wukong and conquering the earth, suddenly discovering that there are Kaiwang, Kaiwangshin, and God of Destruction on top of his head, and there is even a Quanwang, and the Quanwang can destroy several times if he is unhappy. In the universe, I suddenly found that the wife Earth I married so hard was sold out before, and she was still the sun's little six. In the solar system, she was just a sixth concubine. During the period of sale, I continued to go to Taixue to attend classes. Those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears.

What if the king becomes the regent and finds out that the book he got is a fairy tale script?Just like the book "Mortal King Tiezhu" that I read back then, I finally joined a sect and became a master for a few years. His body wanted to take away his soul, and his little friend was killed and turned into an inflatable doll, so he had to fight hard and finally turned into a boss, silently controlling the fate of a school, but at this time Wang Tiezhu found that his life was nothing but Is it a link in countless routines or is it a free link? After experiencing the test of nine deaths and no lives, Wang Tiezhu finally came from the broken void of the martial arts plane to the fairy tale plane. The position of the stick in Xianxia is just more than that of a horse. At this time, the goddess he had a crush on was still dead, so Wang Tiezhu decided not to pursue eternal life, but to escape into Buddhism, eat vegetarian food, pray for the goddess, and reincarnate as soon as possible anyway. You can still live for 800 years and then sleep in the mortal body of the goddess a hundred times.But I didn't expect that the goddess turned out to be the incarnation of the ancient gods and hadn't been reincarnated at all. After waiting for 8000 years, Wang Tiezhu almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. The Shanggong method turned out to be the four "Book of Heaven", "Book of the Earth", "Book of Xuan" and "Book of Yellow" that existed when the universe first opened. Wang Tiezhu picked up the yellow book and read it hungrily, and found that he was cheated. He threw the yellow book angrily. The book pointed to the sky with one finger and said: I have taken off my cassock/cassock, so you can show me this!After being a bald donkey for so many years, don't you even get this kind of treatment? After all, I don't even have a wall calendar to send out benefits.

"Yellow Book" Angry Hammer Going back to the old man is heaven and earth Xuanhuang d-yellow and not red orange yellow green blue blue purple green!You don't have long hair on your head, it's shiny and green!Hehehe, tell you what do you think is so great about monks?Let me tell you that you have been cultivating in vain for so many years because of the Buddha, and the Buddha is originally the Tao!

So Wang Tiezhu went crazy.

Those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears. It was even more touching than the sixth aunt who went to full-time college during the day.

The warden of Qin Tianjian calculated from the abacus and beads that the sixth day of the next month is the auspicious day for the new emperor to ascend the throne, so the date of the little emperor's ascension was set in this way, so that when writing his autobiography, the king can also boast that he belongs to the Three Dynasties The old minister is gone.

Unexpectedly, some royalists actually thought that there was a possibility of bringing down the king. They wrote a letter saying that they would arrange a marriage for the little emperor, that is, the future queen.This queen has a great background, she is the great-great-great-granddaughter of the former Emperor Datong.Probably the grand-niece of the holy monk.

According to the first article in a certain day's book, the world must be divided for a long time, and it must be united for a long time, so my Dayun family's world must have been taken from some unlucky ghost.Speaking of this, I have to bb a few words about the pure romance of my founding father/ancestor.

Tai/Zu's family originally lived in the city of Suzhou, and there were dozens of large houses and thousands of acres of fertile land. Tai/Zu was the only heir to the Yun family, a well-known landowner in Eastern Wu. He was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. After a few years, no one could refuse him. Tai/Zu had a beautiful cousin—the cousin did not elope with poor scholars, nor did she have ambitions to marry the emperor. Eat, drink, prostitute, and gamble, and read novels on weekdays and want to live happily ever after. Anyway, Tai/Zu's father, Emperor Gao, is very profitable. Tai/Zu may think that if he doesn't help spend some money, Gao Zu's talent for making money will be wasted, so Tai/Zu spent a lot of money to form a thousand-man cavalry to play polo!Tai/Zu felt that playing with 24 players from two teams was too much fun, and it would be better to play with a team of 500 players, which would be more powerful.

Tai/Zu was born different from ordinary people. It is said that when he was born on that day, a group of black phoenixes would form an S shape in the sky and then form a B shape. This shows that Tai/Zu will not be a mortal in the future.

Back to Tai/Zu built two polo teams with a total of 500 people of 1000 people. This polo team is not an ordinary polo team. First of all, the horses that the players ride are all hard-earned BMWs bought by Dawan The emperor only has one horse and it's a Xibei product, which makes the emperor feel very unbalanced, but my Dayun family is so strong that I don't take the emperor's little emotions into my heart at all. Apart from flattery, the player's club It is also of extraordinary origin that it is made of Damascus fine steel. A knife of the same material can sell for thousands of guns in the capital.

Tai/zu is luxury.Before Tai/Zu couldn’t buy it so much without waiting for 1111.The reason, of course, is that Emperor Gaozu finally ascended to heaven and left behind a huge family property that couldn't be bigger. He was also very generous and didn't test the ability of Tai/zu's management.

So this led to a result. In just five years, Tai/Zu wiped out the family property of Dongwu Yunshi, a thousand-year-old miser's family!

Tai/Zu looked at the treasury that could run horses and wiped his eyes, searched around and finally picked out the tablet of Grandpa Gaozu from the garbage dump, and found a intact parchment scroll behind the tablet as if by a god. Tai/Zu didn't know oracle bone inscriptions, so he went to Zangshuge to look up the dictionary. The old ancestor said this:

My stupid son and grandson, when you read this letter, I am afraid that the old man is no longer alive. It has been many, many years. I am afraid that the property I have accumulated in my life has been ruined by you little bastard. Don’t be afraid to spend money It is also a great ability, maybe everyone thinks you are worthless even you think so, but I want to tell you that I was such an outstanding prodigal back then, as my disciple from another generation, I want to tell you how to make a comeback.

Tai/Zu watched with enthusiasm, hey, why did it end here?What about the rest?method!Could it be that the ancestor who wrote it excitedly decided to eat a bun and suddenly choked to death?Tai/Zu suddenly turned the sheepskin scroll to the back with a flash of his soul, ah, there are indeed two large and simple characters.

At this time, Tai/Zu knew what these two words meant without looking up a dictionary.

Rebellion

For a moment, Tai/Zu felt like a dog's head was hit by a meteorite from outside the sky. Tai/Zu pulled out the sword worn by his ancestors in rebellion, and said: "Holy Sword, have you seen that enemy!"

Tai/Zu's sword pointed to the north. It is said that the chrysanthemums of the former emperor Datong sitting on the dragon chair tightened and cooled for a moment, as if smeared with iced Vaseline.

The polo team loyal to Tai/Zu put bayonets on their sticks, and the flag was changed from Yun's Polo to the Eastern Expeditionary Army, so the king was unstoppable, and Tai/Zu went all the way to conquer the world today!

It is said that the descendants of this army have been secretly guarding the emperor of the Yun family, and their identities on the surface are CGD!

Ben Wang closed this rotten book that was said to be the official history among unofficial histories with a blank face.

The next book is the autobiography of Tai/Zu. This heavy book is a book produced by our country. There is such a sentence engraved on the full gold title page, our country is a country composed of rangers, the country of rangers, this is already Called a long time ago.

Boring, Ben Wang just wanted to close the book when he saw the following sentence.

"When Yan Dan said this to me, I threw the dragon underwear in his face."

Seeing this, the king was shocked, this is the book that the king wants to read!