Small country with few people

Chapter 20

When I was a teenager, I vowed to be a quiet and handsome man, the kind who would not change his face after the landslide. Later, I did it, so I became a facial paralyzed man.

Let me say one more thing, it's not me who loves brain supplements, but those garbage.

So the king smiled and said to the holy monk: "The holy monk came to visit late at night, just to say this?"

This king does not know what the holy monk knows. He is most likely trying to deceive this king. However, there is a saying in the world that there are no secrets under the sun. There are two secrets related to this king's wealth and life. One is that this king is not the son of the old prince, but a chess piece of the gugui sect of the national teacher's teacher. Oops, this king thinks of the national teacher again, ah, let the holy monk bear the anger of this king!

Second, I don't know what it is, it is said that this is called foreshadowing?

The holy monk sneered three times, "The prince seems very sure that his secret will not be discovered?"

Look at what you said, it seems that this king really has some secret, you can tell it if you have the ability, how will this king know what secret you are talking about if you don’t tell it, after all, this king is a secret full of secrets in the eyes of the people. body man.

The king felt that if this continues like this, the holy monk might not be able to tell the reason until it was dark, so the king strode forward, and the holy monk reflexively took a big step back, and the king burst out, "That's it!" ,Do not move!"

The holy monk looked at his feet suspiciously, then his expression suddenly changed, and he became very frightened. At this time, the king had already activated the mechanism, and the floor under the holy monk's feet suddenly separated like Moses parting the Red Sea. The holy monk He just kept a dumbfounded expression and fell down—and then the king also fell down.

This miraculous development was not expected by the king before. After all, the king is not as predictable as the people imagined. In fact, the king calculated very well at the beginning. The holy monk is only one step away from the trap of the mechanism. He stepped into the trap, the king's engine was turned off - the holy monk fell into it - and he was pierced by iron thorns and arrows under the trap... Wait a minute! ! !

The distance from the trap to the ground is not enough for this king to last such a long time, because there is a holy monk in the presence of this king, and it is impossible for this king to scream so invisibly. The image of arrogance and aggression.

Even if ten thousand thorns poke this king into a sieve——no, this king is so scared, hurry up my golden finger!Where is Lao Tzu's golden finger!Wings protective cover AT stand elemental magnetic induction too!

Unfortunately, this king doesn't have any golden fingers.

At the moment of life and death, the king made a wise decision to ask the holy monk to be the king's back, because the king and the holy monk fell into the trap at the same time. In the west, a scientist named Galileo proved that the iron ball Landing has nothing to do with weight, so the king and the holy monk are relatively still in mid-air. The king showed the most gentle smile in his life to the holy monk, but in the eyes of the holy monk, it is no less than a gaze from the abyss of hell. With such an expression, the king put his arms around the waist of the holy monk and turned over and pressed on the body of the holy monk.

What a memorable moment it would have been if it weren't for the circumstances.

The holy monk already knew what this king was going to do, he was struggling!But the dust has settled - hold on!The king remembered one more thing. The iron thorns under the trap are each half a meter to one meter long. No matter how the cross-sectional area of ​​the holy monk is measured, it does not look like more than one meter. Then there is a problem. After piercing the holy monk into a sieve, there is also a great possibility... no, it is absolutely safe to stab the king and the holy monk right through each other!

Thinking that my king, Yingming I, made a bunch of candied haws with the holy monk under the trap, or only two balls of candied haws without strawberry syrup, my God, time is not waiting for me!

[Note: The above mental activities are all thought of by the king within 0.01 seconds, because the trap is so high. ]

The king and the holy monk finally fell to the ground.

The king and the holy monk were not pierced by iron thorns.

By the way, when the dark guards, the dead men, the counselors, the staff, the staff, the blood guards, were trying to turn the king's yard and bedroom into a city of traps when they were building fortifications in King Su's mansion, they wanted to place ten thousand iron thorns at the bottom of the trap, According to the statistics of the International Federation of Concealed Weapons, this hidden weapon is far more dangerous than Bai Xiaosheng's weapon spectrum hidden weapon classification No. 1 "Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle" and No. .2 The degree of danger that 'peacock feathers' add up to.

The king doesn't understand whether the brains of those who compare laser weapons and cold weapons are thrown away together with the placenta.

As a result, their proposal was rejected by the king. Just kidding, the king didn’t want to install such a dangerous weapon in his room, and then the king’s staff, Sun Yi, said that the king’s safety was more important than Mount Tai, and if he didn’t install it, it would be a disservice to Su. The irresponsibility of the whole palace from people to bacteria, he is used to eloquence, and the saliva may be calculated in tons.

But this king already had a unique trick to deal with him. This king said, "This king is the room. Since it is the most important thing in Su Wang's mansion, the assassin can break into this king's room, which means that the defense line of the king's mansion has been breached. You think this king Will you hide in a room full of traps and watch the enemies kill you one by one?This king is not a coward. At that time, this king had already gone to the underworld with you...'

My king's ability to pretend on the spot will always be three points better than yesterday, but three points weaker than tomorrow.The little ones bowed down one after another.

The holy monk and the king got up from the ground. The holy monk tried several times before standing up from the ground. Due to the interaction of forces, the force area and other physics knowledge that the king has forgotten completely, the king judged that the holy monk Monk probably suffered internal injuries.

Oh, it was suppressed by me.

With another swipe of the floor, the iron plate on the top of the head was fastened tightly, and the trap was pitch-black. It's crazy, the king extravagantly installed night pearls on the wall.

At this time, someone is about to say, ouch, this plot is so familiar, it’s not that Zeng Aniu, the leader of the Ming religion, and Zhao Erya, the princess of Mongolia, fell into the trap of the Green Willow Villa. The episode where the pants still touched her feet?Has Zhao Erya secretly promised Zeng A Niufang since then?That's why women like men who can make her feel bad...

and many more

This king seems to have gotten to something, let this king sort out his thoughts.

The hardware facilities are complete!

As for the fact that Zeng Aniu is better at martial arts than Zhao Erya in order to play hooligans... The holy monk is injured now, so he must not be my opponent.

Don't talk about why I was dumped by the national teacher, I fell in love with the holy monks, and the holy monks are arranged in the order of first come, first served, which is my first love. This king is trying to set things right.

[[[The king's evil heart and evil steps rubbed against the pilgrim monk like a devil, and the pilgrim monk was weakly leaning on the wall and coughing, his shoulders trembling like weak willows supporting the wind. 】】】

Right time and place.

The holy monks of this dynasty stretched out their evil hands.

The holy monk coughed violently. It seemed that his internal injuries were not serious. He suddenly hammered down the wall bitterly, only to see that the iron wall, which had been tempered for thousands of years, was slightly sunken...

Ben Wang: "..." How embarrassing.

This king has walked on the edge of the cycle of life and death, which is very exciting.

Such an abstract description does not seem to be able to intuitively reflect the mood of the king at this moment, so it will take a long time to make it more specific, that is, the king turned into Gao Ya Nei and killed Lin Chong. It was like finding a chicken with Lu Zhishen's face on it.

In fact, the king himself doesn't quite understand what this metaphor is trying to explain, but it is only such an upside-down description that can express the king's mood at this moment.

Even if the holy monk falls into a trap, he is still a good man.

Then the next plot is not that Zhao Erya, the princess of Mongolia, wants to molest Zeng Aniu, the leader of Mingjiao, but returns to the regular plot. He was reluctant to really torture Zhao Erya, so...he took off her socks and scratched the soles of her feet.

Thinking of this plot, the king will not want it.

Oops!

The king remembered one thing.

My lord, no,

wear socks.

"..." This is the same as when a eunuch takes off his pants after taking drugs and finds that there is no tool for committing a crime.

Ask how much sorrow there is in the world.

The holy monk glared at the king angrily, his eyes were filled with love like magma.

It could be worse.

Now it's not something that a sock can solve.

Who will tell me that I haven't seen you for a few months, why the holy monk's skill has skyrocketed like taking the buff Da Huan Dan Shi Quan Da Bu Tang Cao Huan Dan? Did everyone succeed in enthroning?If he had the kung fu at that time, the king would have stood by him long ago!

The holy monk took out a jade bottle from his sleeve, poured out a round pill and took it, his complexion improved a lot in the blink of an eye.

It seems that the holy monk must have gone to Shijueguan and found the treasure in the Temple of War God.

"King Su, you are very, very well."

Of course I know how good this king is.The king smiled proudly.Of course, you can't see it from the facial expression, so you must remember this in the future.

Then the holy monk punched me, the wind of the fist brushed the end of my hair, and hit the back of my head with a bang.

If this punch full of anger hits the king on the head, well, even if the king's brains come out, he will still be the most handsome brains.

But the holy monk didn't have the heart to hit me.

He still loves love love love love me.

The king breathed a sigh of relief.

Only to hear the holy monk gritting his teeth and imprisoning the king in the cold wall behind him and his fiery chest, exhaling the fragrance of orchids in his mouth, and said in a vicious voice: "It seems that you are real..."

Oops, this king was actually beaten by the holy monk.

"...don't remember me, brother?"

Ben Wang needs a bottle of Wanglaoji Jianlibao mixed with Laobaigan to calm down.

Now let's analyze the composition of the Gugui faction, let's start with the name, come on, follow me and read it backwards - ghost - solitary - valley - everyone must have understood this.

It's that ghost valley.

Alright, the introduction of the Lone Ghost Pie is over.

As we all know, the Lonely Ghost Sect is a place that specializes in ghost talents. According to the current characters, there are three heavenly wizards, the king, the national teacher, and the holy monk, and the junior sister/pet. The king is not very clear about the master because he left the school earlier. From the aesthetics of pets, it can be seen that this king is a disciple of the Lonely Ghost Sect who is not conventional.

The holy monk is called Brother Ben Wang, so the arrangement should be like this: National Teacher > Ben Wang > Holy Monk.

Very good, this king likes Nianxia.

But the king doesn't really believe that the national teacher is telling the truth, because he may also be defrauding the king, so the king decides to pretend to be a narcissus.

As for why it is not garlic, it is because garlic is too ugly.

"My lord can't understand what you're saying."

Oops, this line is too clichéd, and it will affect the level of this king's pretense. This king should say something like 'I have forgotten my past since I inherited the title of King Su' or something like that.

But the holy monk didn't find it funny at all.

He seemed to be really angry, bad, his eyes were red with anger.Then two sharp fangs appeared from the corners of his mouth, deeply embedded in the king's slender neck...

A poignant and beautiful "Death of the Swan" is slowly kicking off.

The blood-dripping lips of the holy monk were printed on the king's lips, and he said: "Dizzy, you are paralyzed—"

no no no!The king rejected this brain supplement. It should be that the rose-like lips of the holy monk were printed on the king's lips, and his beautiful face was full of sadness. He said: "Did you eat green onions at noon? Gaha stuff is suffocating to death." Bro."

No, no!

This is the last time, it must be like this, the holy monk held this king in his arms like a fragile treasure, his handsome face was reflected in his eyes, he kissed my eyes lightly, and said: "..."

and many more!

He said: "If you love someone but can't be with him, then you can't kiss his lips, but kiss his eyes. Gently, this kind of kiss is called a butterfly kiss."

now it's right.

The king raised his head, shyly, the immaculate face of the holy monk was approaching, should the king close his eyes?

The holy monk punched me in the stomach

He beat up the king

The king's nose was bruised and his face was swollen by the holy monk

Monk's hand strength verymuch big

The king vomited

I'm sorry, but the reason why the above incident is so dry and tasteless is because when the king was beaten, he really couldn't bring it up to be funny.

The king was out of breath and was stepped on by the holy monk

The holy monk did not wear shoes because of the plot arrangement

This king couldn't hold back the prehistoric power and licked the holy monk's ankle

And showing an expression of carelessness

The holy monk retracted his feet like an electric shock

A touch of rouge appears on the face

Excerpted from a thousand-year-old famous article - "The Beauty of the Holy Monk"

The penultimate event is purely my king's delusion.

The real situation is that the holy monk crushed the king's face vigorously,

It's a pity that the holy monk doesn't use a whip, what a pity.

After finishing his work, the holy monk sat on the king's waist and wiped his sweat.

Although this king is very happy, he still has to put on an expression that the holy monk is killing his father and enemy.

After the holy monk finished breathing, he began to recall, which is the same as slowly smoking a cigarette after that.