Chapter 1 Small country with few people

Chapter 1

Ben Wang is eight years old this year, and he lives on the west side of Bada Hutong. I heard that this rather connotative address was finalized by Ben Wang's grandfather himself, on his [-]th birthday.It is because it takes an hour to walk from Dongcheng District to Bada Hutong, and the prehistoric power is exhausted.So we just moved.This move was praised by all the men in the capital. Everyone wanted to do it, but only Grandpa Ben Wang did it, so he is King Su.

Don't ask me how this causal relationship came about, anyway, everyone said, "You deserve to be King Su".

This year, the king is eight years old. He is an unfavored concubine in Su Wang's mansion. His grandfather is dead. Now the king's father, the eldest son of the old prince, is in charge. It is said that the son of the old prince is the same as the son of the king's own father. Many, the prince's father can take the position not only because he is the eldest son, but also because the grandfather's move of the palace to the next door to Bada Hutong has been unanimously opposed by the whole family, men, women and children except the prince.This king's father deserves to be the leader of Su Wang's IQ, but he followed his father's old path when he became Queen Su.IQ plummeted, and sometimes I couldn't tell if he was a human or a pig.

In the end, the king's uncles were kicked out of the house, and they never communicated with each other until death. #论上上王爷的正确方法# Now the master of the house is the father of the king, the second generation of King Su.

This king is eight years old this year, and this king's mother is not even a concubine.

This is a long story, so I intend to start from the beginning.

Su Wang's Mansion is next door to Bada Hutong, so my father is a very open person.

Let me explain that the colorful flags are fluttering outside, and the red flags are fluttering at home. Su Wang's mansion is so crowded that it is almost impossible to live there.The king's own mother is an aunt's girl, referred to as Xiaosi for short, she successfully climbed into bed when her aunt was seriously ill, and then there is no more.

This behavior of the king's own mother has been unanimously opposed by the whole house. With so many women in the palace, who are you?In which round of the Cucumber Wars, you will grab the head.

So the king's mother was imprisoned in the firewood room. This is a good place. The death rate in ancient and modern times is second only to the gloomy well. If she didn't vomit properly, she might be found out the next morning. Into the lotus pond or well.

As for the puzzling vomiting that started on the second day after she climbed into bed, (it’s amazing to my mother) what Wang Daddy gave him is his heroic vigor.

Wind your grandma.

So this king's own mother and mother became a concubine because of her son - bah, she died of dystocia when giving birth to this king.

So this king became the younger brother and nine sons of Grandpa Wang.

When the king gradually grew up, the grandfather added more than ten younger siblings to the king.

Ben Wang has rich brothers and sisters, because he grew up in a large group of happy and harmonious people, and has developed a hard work style since he was a child.

It is said that the king's own mother often ate cakes when she was pregnant, so the king has a serious face without anger and prestige.

This king is quite depressed. According to a certain unofficial history, the ninth-ranked master is all evil and romantic, but he obviously has a fourth-ranked face.

This king had a flash of inspiration, because this king's father is not in the position!

This king is complacent about his wisdom.

Later, five elder brothers of this king died, and this king became the fourth master of Su Wang's mansion.

It turned out to be the case.

This king grew up quietly in a corner of the palace. The reason why the women in the palace who are well-versed in house fighting did not harm this king is that this king has no value in being killed. Thinking about it this way, this king feels safe and at the same time feels a little sad .

After learning how to climb trees in the second year of middle school, Ben Wang often stood on the top of a tree several meters high and aspired to travel to the stars and the sea-unexpectedly, this ideal would come true one day.

The question of how this king becomes a winner in life will be discussed later.

Let me first talk about the record of the king's survival in the palace.

This king is a child with a lot of inner drama, in other words, this king has facial paralysis.

This created a false impression that everyone in Su Wang's mansion thought that the king was a child who showed no emotions.

In Su Wang's mansion, a place with a unique painting style, the presence of this king seems to stand out from the crowd.

Therefore, the concubine thinks that the king has a big plan.

This king has always lived cautiously.

The concubine always thought that the king would do something to deal with her, such as embezzling her reputation and affecting her son's status by embezzling her monthly payment and treating the concubine poorly, so it was okay for this king.

The king's life has been going well.

In short, the princess's inner drama is quite rich.

In addition, this king's academics are too outstanding, so there is no way out, a group of brothers, tiger father and no dog son, have played in Bada Hutong in their early ten years, and they have read the three-character scriptures for three to five years and still haven't figured out why, unless Pretending to be mentally handicapped is the only way to avoid being excluded. Is it my fault?

That weird brain circuit of the princess thinks it's the king's fault!This king is extremely painful.This is what she thought: The brothers and sisters in Su Wang's mansion are all stupid and average, do you have to come and destroy the formation?

It is also wrong for people to be too good!

The king who destroyed the formation lay down the gun for no reason. It's not that he didn't think about acting stupid to dispel the princess's vigilance, but the difficulty is too great. If the king sleeps in flowers and willows every day and night, he is as stupid as a pig and pretends to be crazy, but the king just refuses to listen!

Many teachers looked at the king with pity and relief. It is a pity that such a good child is really ruined in Su Wang's mansion. What is gratifying is that Su Wang's mansion finally has a bright future.This king also doesn't understand what comfort they have.In this palace where blood lineage is far greater than ability, it is too difficult to get ahead.In a word, the memoir of this king's life in Su Wang's mansion is really full of absurd words, full of bitter tears.

Selling miserably is good for physical and mental health, this is the knowledge learned by the king and the veterans of the beggar gang.

This king is a salted fish with nothing to do, so he lived a happy life.

In short, this king wants to be an ordinary concubine, and wait for some idiot brother to be kicked out of the palace after he ascends the throne, so that he can live a relaxed and happy life of his own #本王是什么意思。

Although I didn't stick two lollipops on top of my head or dye or perm my hair, my desire to become a mortal has never changed.

Five years have passed in a flash, and this king is also a 13-year-old boy in Yushu Linfeng, and his name has spread inside and outside the capital, and he is still famous for his talent.

This king feels ashamed of receiving it, because no matter whether it is poetry, songs, knives, guns, sticks, literature, Tao, and martial arts, it cannot be compared with the eldest son of Xiao Taifu, the most talented man in the capital.

I personally think that the second place among the four great talents in the capital is purely a consolation prize, to comfort me, a straight-minded young man, for his 13 years in Su Wang's mansion.

Time flies, and two years have passed, and the king is 15 years old, and it is time to go to the scientific examination.

Everyone in the capital is staring at the king and the princess.So the concubine did not dare to do anything to the king.Therefore, in my childhood, the king did not stumble into the water and drown, died of a cold, fell off a horse and broke his leg, etc. Therefore, everyone has a good impression of the princess. He was crippled, and if he hadn't been bitten by a snake, he would never have counterattacked.

In fact, no matter what she did, no one would stand up for the king. The princess thought that someone would use this to attack Su Wang's mansion. She really thought too much. In fact, the big guys didn't treat your husband as a dish.Maybe she is still hugging Su Wang's father because she is deliberately pretending to be useless.

In fact, he is really useless. Don't insult me.

I have to mention the tree diagram of the class map of the young masters of the palace. The eldest brother is as stupid as his father, and the second son who is also a waste of firewood has nothing to say (he has no qualifications for a waste of firewood to counterattack). Compared with Shangyuan This king of Ting Yuezhi...she just bears with it if she doesn't like this king.Although there is always hope as long as people live, the princess has nothing to hope for except that her husband will die soon and her son will be promoted to improve the genes of her grandchildren, so she secretly investigates whether the king's bed-climbing maid can live next door Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Prince... Sure enough, she did not believe that the three generations of Su Wanghei could give birth to such a mutated son as this king.

This king is suspected of being his own because he is too good. Should this king be happy or happy?

The princess didn't want me to take the exam at all, because she also had a premonition that the unreliable emperor would pay special attention to me, so as long as I didn't do too badly in the exam, I would definitely be on the list!

Therefore, the king is not nervous at all. Before the big exam, he still eats delicious food, which sets off the princess's worried and haggard face all day long, and once again makes everyone in the palace think that the king is confident, whether he is the number one or the third. The second place is too ugly. Comparing the second place in the third place in the family and the top three in the first class, there is simply a gap between passers-by and veteran cadres.

This king just wants to haha.

But the king failed to catch up with the big exam in the end, because the son of King Su, who is also the eldest brother of the king, died.

As for the cause of his death, let me keep it a secret, because after all, family scandals cannot be publicized.

As for this king, he was lying innocently.

I said before that this king is born with facial paralysis, and the princess is also a brain tonic emperor.

At the son's funeral, the princess cried and fainted several times. She suddenly raised her head and saw Ben Wang sleeping behind a pillar in the crowd. Although Ben Wang suffered from insomnia, he didn't shave off his eyebrows and tattoos. There was once a The old man with the white beard wanted to seal a Huang Daxian in the body of the king, but the king refused it righteously!I absolutely don't want power that doesn't belong to me.

Although I feel that my sense of smell has improved a lot recently, I can smell the fishy smell from the kitchen 800 meters away... that old man with white beard, what did you do to my dantian while I was sleeping? Things? !

The princess knocked away many forwards and guards and yelled at the king: "You despicable villain! Give me back my life!"

Until he was pulled away, the king was dizzy.

Dali Temple came in the afternoon, looked at me sympathetically and took me away.

The sky prison in Dali Temple is gloomy, very suitable for doing some illegal activities.

Xiaobao, the prime minister of Dali Temple, brought me a cup of tea, and kindly persuaded him: "Young Master Ninth, don't get so angry, take care of your spirit in Dali Temple these few days, and prepare for the big exam next month."

The behavior of this public servant almost moved the king to tears, so a few years later when the king became the regent, he was decisively appointed as Minister of the Ministry of Punishment.

The king received VIP-level treatment in Dali Temple. The emperor sent secret guards to investigate the cause of Shizi's death, and found nothing tricky in the cause of Shizi's death. just ran away.

When the queen returned to the palace, she thought about how to get rid of the stain that corrupted the majesty of the royal family. After the emperor got off work and the husband and wife exercised for 10 minutes after dinner, the queen raised the issue, "The concubine is going to go today. Su Wang's mansion is gone, Su Wang's son is gone, the princess is so sad."

The emperor took it very seriously, "What should I do in Guo'er's opinion?"

The queen must have been the king's little padded jacket in her previous life, "I feel that among King Su's many children, none of them are reliable except for the ninth son, but their status is lower..."

The emperor agreed, "I think so too."

The queen felt that there was a door, so she said: "Let's see if we can raise the status of the ninth son. Such a pillar of talent can also contribute to the crown prince in the future."

The queen's pillow is so mysterious.

The next morning, the king was established as the eldest son.

And miraculously no one objected!

This is all thanks to the dirty water of the princess. The rumors in the capital believe that the king killed the elder brother. The king swears with two plates of mapo tofu. If the king does this, the king will never use Xiaojin column!

This king's reputation in the world has doubled, and some people have compiled the short story of this king's concubine's counterattack into a script and sang it three times a day under the flyover of a teahouse restaurant.

There are also outsiders who feel that the king's reputation is really hard to live up to. For example, these Shazhu people from Nanman, who smell like cattle and sheep, have not taken a bath for a long time, and stopped the king when they stood outside the Hengyue Restaurant. .

One of them, a tall and well-proportioned man with a golden knife in his waist, looked at the king and let out a laugh of approval: "The son of Su Wang is really good-looking, and it makes people forget the vulgarity. good!"

"I am the third prince of the Shazhu Kingdom. I came to your country to choose a golden sword consort for my Princess Jindao! After meeting several princes, I was not very satisfied. I thought it was a waste of time. After seeing the prince, Xiao Wang knew that the prince was the prince." The man I need!"

Very good, your words have successfully aroused the hatred of the crown prince and several princes for this king, and successfully pushed this king to the forefront.

This king can't cure you!