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Chapter 8



Chapter 8

The next day, all the students had a special post on the chat app on their mobile phones. This post became popular on the forum within three hours of posting, and the topic was just one——

Shen Baitou has an assistant.

All the floors can be summed up in the following meanings:

1. Based on the experience of classmates, popular science is the horror of graying

2. Who is this warrior?

Should it be said that goblins are not much better than humans when they are idle?After a while, Xia Yunyi's personal information was uncovered, but everyone also found out that he was the one who passed out in the cafeteria that day, and they also found out that his college entrance examination score was 600, but the rest could not be found out.

Looking at Xia Yunyi's college entrance examination results, all the monsters fell silent.

A warrior deserves to be a warrior, and he actually got so many points in the college entrance examination in the human world. He immediately gave in and shut up in amazement. Instead, he began to bet how long this warrior could last under Shen Baitou.

The client, Jiang Quanlou, Xia Yunyi: "..."

However, in the next second, the post was deleted by the administrator, and the IPs of the host and the layer owner were blocked for "suspected of breaking the law", and this behavior was severely condemned in bold red characters.

Sitting in the classroom, Xia Yunyi turned off his mobile phone and lay down on the table angrily.

I didn't expect him to become a celebrity in one move, and the discussion in the post was full of enthusiasm. No wonder he walked into the classroom this morning, and a group of classmates looked at him with such weird eyes.

But later, Xia Yunyi discovered that the word "weird" in the weird eyes he understood was completely wrong, because it was clearly a sympathetic look.

Xia Yunyi was so angry that his face was full of steamed stuffed buns, because after a while, his table was filled with love from female students, there was food, drink, and scarves knitted with love.

"Why is this happening?" Xia Yunyi said to himself.

Hu Tong still dutifully helped clean up, and replied by the way: "Because Xiaoxia is so small, and her body is so weak, what if she faints again?"

Xia Yunyi burst into tears with tears in his heart: "I'm not young, I'm already eighteen."

The students nearby gasped when they heard it, and their eyes became more and more weird.

Xia Yunyi: "..."

He gave up struggling.

I came to the classroom today mainly to see the class teacher.

Because there are less and less people in the demon world who can cultivate into demons, there are very few new students every year. In the first year of school, the class is even more small. An experienced class teacher is in charge of about twenty new students. Xia Yunyi and Hu Tong are in the same class. The other two twins in the dormitory are from another class.

Half an hour after Xia Yunyi came to the classroom, the head teacher came.

This teacher stepped onto the podium, with a slender figure, short hair, narrow eyes and delicate eyes, and even the corners of his mouth were always hooked, but it gave the impression that he was definitely not easy to mess with, and he smiled properly.

After stepping on the podium, that person stood there, scanning the entire classroom. When he saw Xia Yunyi, he suddenly paused, his smile widened a little, and then lightly moved his gaze away from Xia Yunyi's bewildered eyes. , he clapped his hands and said:

"I'm very happy to meet you, and I will spend the next few years with you. My surname is Yin, and you can call me Teacher Yin."

The students below blinked and applauded respectfully.

After the sparse applause, the class teacher continued to smile:

"Okay, it looks like everyone is ready, so I won't say much, let's start our exam."

As soon as the teacher finished speaking, there was an extra set of test papers on each student's desk with a "shua", and when each student saw the test papers, he jumped on it like a hungry wolf, and took out the test paper with a "shua". Out of the pen, frowning and began to answer questions.

The way he gritted his teeth while making papers can easily be mistaken for being on the battlefield.

Xia Yunyi, who was out of the situation, looked confused, and Hu Tong kindly lent him a pen, so he threw himself on the paper, but he still muttered:

"Is this a school tradition?!"

"Yes."

The teacher didn't know when he appeared at Xia Yunyi's table like a ghost, and he asked with a smile: "Student, do you have any opinions?"

"……No comment."

"Student, the teacher did this to find out the basics and to teach students according to their aptitude." Teacher Yin was heartbroken. "Do you think the teacher is willing to spend so much time on writing questions every year? This is for you!"

"Teacher, I was wrong. I was too stupid to realize the good intentions of the teachers." Xia Yunyi nodded seriously and admitted his mistake.

"good."

After the teacher left, Xia Yunyi let out a long sigh of relief, and finally had time to start reading the papers.

Judging from the teacher's words and the reactions of nearby students, this paper should be very important, and it might affect the credits.Thinking about it this way, Xia Yunyi happily planned to mess it up first no matter what.

Well, let me take a look, Xia Yunyi flipped through the test paper roughly:

Most of them are multiple-choice questions, followed by an essay question.

The previous multiple-choice questions are divided into several sections. The first section takes up very little points and is about self-cultivation. For example, Tianjicao is also known as (), and then there are four options for abcd.

Xia Yunyi took a look and found that he didn't know any of them, so he thought about it and chose randomly.

Waiting for the modern section at the back, Xia Yunyi looked at the basic mathematical formulas and theorems above, twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly finished all the multiple-choice questions.

After finishing, Xia Yunyi rolled his eyes, and in the following essay questions he talked a lot about a certain university that just passed, and incidentally hacked a feudal superstition (referring to these monsters), thinking that this should be a low score Well, turn to the end and look at the last question, and I am immediately happy:

What is Tao?

Hahaha, God help me too.

Xia Yunyi may not be able to do anything else, but he still has the experience of taking exams for so many years.

From experience, the last big question, especially this type of question, must be shorter, the more things the answer will say, and the greater the score.

What's more, on this test paper, there is still a large blank space after the title, which must be completely filled. Similarly, the less you write, the less points you will get.

So, Xia Yunyi stopped writing with his eyes shining, and happily handed in the last question without worrying about it.

Teacher Yin took Xia Yunyi's paper in surprise: "It was all written in an hour?!"

Xia Yunyi didn't answer, he asked excitedly: "Teacher, can I go?"

"Yes." The teacher hesitated for a while, but agreed.

After Xia Yunyi's figure completely disappeared, Teacher Yin flipped through the test paper in his hand, and found that it was blank, especially the last side, and the corner of his eye twitched suddenly:

This child... is indeed Shen Wuya's assistant.

Forget it, it wasn't him who corrected the paper anyway.

In the afternoon, the results of the papers will come out. When they come out, the teachers will inform the students of the results, and then communicate with some students according to the results of different students to ensure the next study. So at noon, all the papers are divided into Batch shipment to different teachers for correction.

When Mr. Yin returned to the office, drinking water and flipping through the corrected papers, he suddenly became interested:

There is even an 80, which is the highest score in the school in 100 years.

Finding the 80-point paper in the pile of papers, Teacher Yin saw the name, and immediately spewed out a mouthful of tea:

"Ahem, cough, cough, how could it be him?!"

After finally calming down, Teacher Yin turned the paper to the last side:

The last question has always been the focus of point deduction, and the papers are corrected by the oldest teachers. They are very strict. How did this person achieve full marks for this question? !

Sure enough, the last side of the child was still intact, but when the paper came back this time, Teacher Yin found that it was not the original one, and the original blank space was filled with comments.

Teacher Yin summed it up for a while, only to find out that it turned out that the teacher who corrected the paper thought that the child had grasped the essence of Tao——

What is Tao?

Tao is everything, and Tao cannot be described in words.No one knows what Tao is, but everyone knows what Tao is, regardless of form or content, Tao is blank.

Teacher Yin: "..."

He was convinced.

When the time came in the afternoon, Xia Yunyi was still sitting with Hu Tong, anxiously waiting with the classmates for the teacher to announce the opportunity.

Hu Tong asked Xia Yunyi curiously: "Xiao Xia, why are you so happy?"

"I'm liberated!" Xia Yunyi's eyes sparkled, and he danced with joy, "I'll be going home soon!"

Hu Tong didn't understand Xia Yunyi's meaning, he stroked the top of Xia Yunyi's head affectionately, and said:

"It's just the beginning of school. Xiaoxia loves her family so much."

Xia Yunyi smiled without saying a word.

When the time was almost up, Teacher Yin came late. He walked into the classroom with a pile of test papers, but this time, compared with the last time, he looked a little dazed, and couldn't even keep smiling.

Standing on the podium, after the students calmed down, Teacher Yin said with a little confidence:

"You... You did well in the exam. Our class still has the highest score in the grade. Teacher, I am very relieved. At least five years later, the graduation rate will not worry."

There were a few laughs from the students below.

"Ok."

Teacher Yin clapped his hands and threw the paper into the air, and the paper flew back to the hands of the masters as if it had grown wings in the air.

After everyone got their papers, Teacher Yin looked at the whole class meaningfully and said:

"As for the number one in the grade, we will definitely commend it. Come up, classmate Xia Yunyi."

It turns out that the scoring mechanism for this paper is as follows:

In order to examine the students' understanding of the secular world apart from cultivation, the entire test paper is divided into three sections.

The first section is comprehension knowledge, because it is too basic, so the score accounts for the least amount.

The second section is secular knowledge, which involves current events in the world and basic knowledge, such as mathematical theorems, which account for a larger proportion.

The third section is the last essay question, which accounts for the largest proportion of points.

Although Xia Yunyi did not understand the knowledge of the first section, but he grew up in the world since he was a child, and even experienced the baptism of the college entrance examination. The first is not him, who else could it be?

Xia Yunyi: "..."

Before he had time to look at his own paper, he completely froze in place.

"Go, Xiao Xia," Hu Tong was really happy, and he urged, "Xiao Xia, come on!"

When the students in the classroom heard the name Xia Yunyi, they caused quite a commotion, and then, led by a classmate, they immediately burst into applause.

Forced to do nothing, Xia Yunyi stepped onto the podium with a bitter face.

Teacher Yin originally thought that Xia Yunyi was some kind of powerful person, but after Xia Yunyi came to the stage, he took a look at Xia Yunyi in front of him, and found that he was thin and weak, fair and clean, with a panicked face, as harmless as a little white Rabbit's heart softened immediately, so he said softly:

"Want to say something?"

What does this say?

The confused Xia Yunyi became more and more aggrieved as he thought about it, and couldn't help crying, complaining: "I want to go home."

Teacher Yin: "..."

Why is this child still crying?

Now the embarrassing one is Teacher Yin. Under the eyes of the whole class complaining, Teacher Yin quickly said:

"Cough. Since classmate Xia doesn't want to say it, I won't say it. Classmate Xia, I have good news for you, because you are No.1 in your grade, and you will be rewarded with ten credits."

"Reward ten credits?"

Xia Yunyi's eyes widened, he repeated incredulously, and asked:

"Teacher, do you want to take another look at my paper, maybe I made a mistake?!"

"No." Teacher Yin said with a smile, "Don't worry, Xia."

This news was like a thunderbolt.

Xia Yunyi opened his lips for a while, trembling, and then cried heartbreakingly in front of all his classmates:

"Teacher, look at me again——

belch. "

Teacher Yin: "..."

This kid is out of his mind.


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