Sir, do you have a survival guide?

Chapter 30

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"

Xia Yunyi almost beat Li Si to death.

When it was dawn in the morning, the two tremblingly untied the three fish hanging on the clothesline.

No matter how you look at it, this fish doesn't look like a person can hang it on it, because the clothes rail in Xia Yunyi's house is above the balcony, and you usually use a clothes fork to dry clothes, and the clothes fork is placed in Xia Yunyi's bedroom. So, what exactly was put on it?

Also, the blood of the fish that was just killed has not yet drained. Is this a threat?

Xia Yunyi hugged his chest, looked angrily at Li Si in front of him, and said:

"How to do?"

The person in front of him was his only friend. Although Xia Yunyi blamed him, Xia Yunyi still wouldn't just give up on Li Si.Xia Yunyi frowned, he thought, should he bother Shen Wuya.

"no solution anymore."

Li Si scratched his head and said, "I can only go to my cousin."

"Your cousin?"

"Well, it's the cousin I talked to you before. I heard from my parents that my cousin has been in the society since he was a child and has a lot of connections. Maybe he can help me find a witch or something. Oh, by the way, a few days ago I heard from a relative that that cousin even got a commissioner."

"...That's good."

Xia Yunyi was a little nervous holding Xiao Miao. If she invited the witch, would she recognize Xiao Miao?

Xiao Miao, who was held in Xia Yunyi's arms, was pretending to be dead, but after seeing Xia Yunyi nervous, he quietly used the cover of the table to rub Xia Yunyi's hand with his tendrils.

Two hours later, the special commissioner's cousin that Li Si was talking about arrived at Xia Yunyi's house.

Xia Yunyi opened the door for Li Si's cousin, but the moment he opened the door, Xia Yunyi began to wonder if the person in front of him was really Li Si's cousin.

Standing at the door was a fair-skinned, tall young man, wearing black-rimmed glasses, handsome and elegant. When he saw Xia Yunyi, he smiled slightly:

"Hi, I'm Li Si's cousin, Guan Yuanqing."

...Didn't it mean that Li Si's cousin was in the aisle?

"Hello, I'm Xia Yunyi." Xia Yunyi quickly turned sideways and said, "Please come in."

Guan Yuanqing nodded, and then entered Xia Yunyi's house, but when passing by Xia Yunyi, Xia Yunyi blinked, always feeling that a cool breeze followed.

"Cousin!" Li Si's eyes turned cold when he saw his cousin, he flew up and gave his cousin a bear hug, "I miss you so much!"

Being hit on the head by Li Si's big one, Guan Yuanqing, who looked thin and weak, hugged him effortlessly, without even shaking his body. He patted his cousin on the back and said:

"Why are you here?"

"I'm not scared." Li Si stood up straight, touched his head, and muttered.

In the next half hour, Li Si told his cousin what happened to him in detail.

After Guan Yuanqing listened, he stroked his chin and thought for a long time, then followed Li Si to take a look at the three dead fishes that were brought in, and said:

"Your matter is not complicated, and it is not complicated."

"How to say?"

"It's not good to draw conclusions early." Guan Yuanqing cast an inscrutable glance at Li Si, and said, "When I go back, I'll help you deal with it after I find the evidence in a few days."

"Brother, delaying for a few more days will kill people!" Li Si was anxious.

"No." Guan Yuanqing bowed his hand and said, "That thing won't hurt anyone. And it's only three days. This situation is a bit special, and you won't understand even if I tell you."

While speaking, Guan Yuanqing caught a glimpse of the window sill extending outside the living room.

A small window sill extends outside the living room of the Xia family. As I said earlier, Xia’s father likes to grow flowers. Except for Xia Yunyi’s bedroom, he has almost planted flowers and plants, so the small balcony in the living room is also almost full. Potted plants, under the meticulous care of Xia's father, the potted plants grow very well.

On this day, in order to let the seedlings bask in the sun, Xia Yunyi deliberately placed the seedlings in the gaps between the group of potted plants.

For some reason, Guan Yunqing saw Xiao Miao in the green.He walked to the window sill of the living room with great interest, observed Xiao Miao, ignored Li Si who was anxiously scratching his head, and asked Xia Yunyi:

"Is this your plant?"

"Ah?" Xia Yunyi, who had been silent all this time, was taken aback for a moment, but when he noticed that Guan Yunqing's gaze was on Miao Miao, his mood became tense, "Yes."

"What is this?" Guan Yuanqing asked with a smile, "I've never seen this kind of plant before."

"I don't know." Xia Yunyi lied, because he always felt that Guan Yuanqing was not an ordinary person. He watched Guan Yuanqing's every move vigilantly, and said, "It's just a weed that I dug casually by the side of the road."

"Don't pick the weeds on the side of the road casually." Guan Yuanqing saw Xia Yunyi's resistance, he didn't say anything, walked to Xia Yunyi's side, looked at his face for a long time, and suddenly said, "Mr. Normal people."

Xia Yunyi was silent.

"Brother, what are you doing? This is my bamboo horse." Li Si couldn't see it, and stepped forward to make a rescue.

"This is my business card." Guan Yuanqing ignored Li Si who was on the side, and handed a silver business card to Xia Yunyi, "Call me if you need anything."

"you……"

Xia Yunyi frowned, looked at the silver business card in front of him, bit his lip, and took it anyway.

"Then, see you later."

Guan Yuanqing waved his hand, striding towards the door.

"Cousin?" Li Si still couldn't believe it, "Just left like this?"

"I came to see you during working hours," Guan Yuanqing said while opening the door, "I have to go back before someone finds out, cousin, don't worry, as long as you don't run around, you will be fine, good boy."

"Be good!"

Li Sichao roared to Guan Yuanqing, "If you have the ability, don't come here."

"Boom"

This voice was Guan Yuanqing closing the door.

This Guan Yuanqing came and went in a hurry, when only Xia Yunyi and Li Si were left in the room, they looked at each other for a while, Xia Yunyi asked:

"How to do?"

"Can Yun Yi keep taking me in?"

Li Si lacked confidence, because he knew that Xia Yunyi was very timid, but his cousin's words made him dare not run around, not to mention if he left Xia Yunyi, what would that strange thing do if he attacked Xia Yunyi?

"of course can."

Xia Yunyi patted his chest and said seriously, "You can stay as long as you want, I'm not afraid."

Because he has seedlings.

"Thank you."

Li Si thanked with a wry smile, and finally heaved a long sigh.

Because of this inexplicable and weird incident, Li Si has been depressed all the time, but Xia Yunyi has a very good mentality, because he has been in the monster university, and he has never experienced any big storms. In his opinion, Li Si's matter is compared with the things he is facing. , It's just that the little witch sees the big witch, and in fact Li Si's career is not as serious as he imagined, so he pulled Li Si and asked Li Si to watch movies with him.

"What do you want to watch?" Xia Yunyi excitedly picked out a bunch of movies and asked Li Si with a bunch of snacks.

Li Si broke away from his self-pity, saw Xia Yunyi whose eyes were shining brightly, and then glanced at the bright sunshine outside the window, heartbroken:

"Yun Yi, won't your heart hurt if you stay at home in such a fine weather?"

"No way." Xia Yunyi tilted his head, and began to put snacks into his mouth, "I don't feel heartbroken at all. Also, what else can you do?"

Li Si was choked to death by this sentence, he buried himself in the sofa angrily, and then motioned Xia Yunyi to take the remote control.

On the balcony, Xiao Miao saw Li Si sitting in his seat. The two leaves trembled. He seemed a little unhappy. The tendrils between the two leaves curled up several times, and finally hung limply on the flower pot. For a long time in the mud, do not move.

This Xia Yunyi is worthy of being a nerd, after he turned on the TV, he spent almost the whole day watching movies, except for eating and going to the toilet, he was nestled on the sofa.

Li Si was speechless about this. Bored, he started to wander around casually. Seeing that it was getting late, Xia Yunyi got up and carried Xiao Miao back to the living room. Feeling puzzled, he asked:

"Why do you treasure it so much?"

"Because he is my lifeblood."

Xia Yunyi smiled and sat back holding Xiao Miao again, saying, "And he is much more reliable than you."

Li Si rolled his eyes at this and said, "It's up to you, I'm going to take a shower."

"Go." Xia Yunyi said, "I'll watch a movie for a while."

The characteristic of boys taking a bath is one word, "fast".After Li Si went into the bathroom to take a shower, he realized later that because he was restless, he randomly stuffed the clothes he had taken off into the laundry basket on the side just like at home, and then he took them off after washing. His clothes had already been soaked in water, and this was the bathroom of Xia Yunyi's house, unlike their own house, they would have long bath towels.

After secretly scolding himself for being careless, Li Si turned on the shower again, and shouted loudly while flushing:

"Xia Yunyi, help me get a bath towel!"

Although they were all men, Li Si still didn't want to show his balls in front of Xia Yunyi.

"Bang bang bang! Da da da da—"

Xia Yunyi happened to be watching a war movie at this time, machine guns and bombs were flying in it, and the special effects of the movie were excellent, with flesh and blood flying around, Xia Yunyi was so frightened that he hugged a pillow on one side and blocked it in front of him, but he secretly removed a little curiously Look, after doing this, Xia Yunyi's mind was completely on the movie, and the sound of guns/arms and explosions happened to cover Li Si's voice, so Xia Yunyi completely ignored Li Si.

After shouting a few times and being ignored, Li Si was a little depressed, so he had to bend down to find his clothes in the laundry basket, thinking that at least he could cover his balls when he went out naked. Before looking for it for a long time, Li Si, who was still dripping with water, suddenly felt a cool breeze in the bathroom. Li Si shivered and his chrysanthemum tightened.

"Who?" Li Si was startled, straightened up, and when he turned around, he saw an extra stack of bath towels on the sink beside him.

"Huh?" Li Si walked to the sink, wrapped a bath towel around himself, and muttered, "The delivery is pretty fast."

Shaking her broken hair casually, Li Si walked out wearing slippers. When she reached the living room, Li Si saw Xia Yunyi still nestled on the sofa, and couldn't help laughing:

"You move very fast."

"Ah?" Xia Yunyi tore his eyes away from the TV at this moment and looked at Li Si, "Are you done washing?"

"It's finished." Li Sichao Xia Yunyi showed off his eight-pack abs and said, "Thank you."

"Thank you for what?" Xia Yunyi was confused.

"Pass me the bath towel." Li Si said.

Xia Yunyi who said this was shocked: "I haven't moved my nest all this time, who handed you the bath towel?"

Li Si: "..."

Another gust of cool wind passed by, and the two looked at each other silently, and at the same time, goose bumps all over their bodies.