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Chapter 83 Big Brother, Your Pink Pig Runs Away 29



Chapter 83 Big Brother, Your Pink Pig Runs Away 29

362: Okay, it's time to teach him a lesson.

Jiang Zuo: ... Heh, do you think I'm afraid of this scheming dick?Innocent!

Facing the provocation from the scheming guy in front of him, Jiang Zuo, who didn't take him seriously at all, decided to fight back head-on. He pinched a small corner of Fu Shiyu's sleeve, slid two fingers down the cuff, and then opened his hand slightly, five fingers Lightly clasped his hand.

Jiang Zuo snuggled into Fu Shiyu's arms, repenting himself indignantly: "I won't go out in such hot weather, don't listen to his nonsense."

362: Although I really don't want to admit it, the host's understanding of himself is really solid.

Worried that he would be caught by a crispy duck tonight, Jiang Zuo flattened his mouth, and decided to dispel the devil's thoughts of the target together. He stood on his toes, leaned forward, stretched his neck to Fu Shiyu's ear, and said coquettishly: "... ...His ass is still so numb...so don't act impulsively..."

The two were very close, and Jiang Zuo's body weight was almost on Fu Shiyu's body. As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zuo felt that the mysterious force attached to his abdomen was about to move.

Jiang Zuo's scalp went numb.

362 let out an excited poultry cry of anticipation: ... This show is really getting more and more lively, congratulations to the host Xi for raising the bed skill [being fucked with sparks] x8.

The sparks are shining, isn't it a lot of fairy wands inserted? ?Jiang Zuo said angrily: You fart! !

There is no temptation at all but I don't know why this result, Jiang Zuo's heart is full of confusion: What kind of fairy operation is this... Did I do something wrong? ? ?

Hearing Jiang Zuo's perfunctory reason for his refusal, Mu Yujin stared, feeling unbelievable for Jiang Zuo's reason for his prevarication: "Are you just too hot?"

He folded his arms impatiently, "It's not easy? If you think it's too hot, I'll ask the driver to pick you up."

Judging from this development situation, the crispy duck should not have run away tonight. Jiang Zuo looked at Mu Yujin with a "you are so naive" expression on his face, and said weakly: "It's useless, I won't be able to climb at all tomorrow night." stand up."

Being rejected again and again, Mu Yujin's patience was exhausted, and his tone was displeased: "Hey! Don't toast and eat..."

Xu Shunan interrupted Mu Yujin when he was about to swear. He pulled Mu Yujin behind him, blocked him with his body, nodded to Fu Shiyu and Jiang Zuo, and said, "...Fu Don't mind, sir. The few of us just wanted to say blessings to Madam. Mu Shao is more playful on weekdays. He was just joking with Madam. There is no malicious intention... We will not disturb Mr. Fu and Madam's pleasure , I wish you a happy engagement."

Mu Yujin pushed him and said angrily, "Why are you meddling in your own business..."

Fu Shiyu pressed Jiang Zuo's forehead against his chest, he raised his eyelids, his lips parted slightly, and his voice was unhurried, "I don't have to worry about it... But if you have trouble, please send me a message to Master Mu's family... just say Let's borrow my wife for a few days for the projects that the Mu family is investing in recently."

Knowing how much my grandfather valued the investment in the past few days, if he messed up, he might be punished by the family law this time and be grounded for a long time when he goes back this time. Mu Yujin's face turned pale, and his arrogance followed Completely wiped out, he moved his lips: "You..."

The other follower behind him didn't care about offending Mu Yujin with his actions at this time. He knew in his heart that if this matter was not handled properly, not to mention the Mu family, even his own family would be implicated. Shi Ye could only stride forward and covered Mu Yujin's mouth with one hand to prevent him from saying any unforgivable words.

"Thank you, Mr. Fu, for not being fussy, then let's go first." Xu Shunan hurriedly said.

Jiang Zuo always felt that when a few people left, it was when his ass was fucked out of sparks. Thinking of this, Jiang Zuo suddenly felt a little reluctant to let them go. He struggled to lift his head from Fu Shiyu's arms, poked out With two eyes, he kept his eyes shut and said: "...it's all here, why don't you...sit down and join the mahjong table?"

Mu Yujin, who was struggling constantly, was dragged away by several followers.

Jiang Zuo looked at the backs of several people: ...running so fast...it's really impolite to not answer...

362: ...Oh, now it's not as simple as making sparks.

Fu Shiyu hugged the panicked Jiang Zuo, and brought him to the deck outside the cabin.

The night sky above the deck was pitch black, the sky was full of stars, and the sea breeze with a salty smell was blowing slowly, and the skin was covered with clusters of cool and damp smell.

The few people who were originally on the deck in twos and threes saw the two people who came in, nodded and said hello, and then returned to the cabin knowingly.

362 issued a task to Jiang Zuo: Please complete the plot line [-] "A Kiss at the Moment of Life and Death", please give the target a kiss at the juncture of life and death in a critical situation, this is the last plot line in the side missions in this world, Once you're done, you can go to the next world.

Jiang Zuo turned over the plot: What is the critical moment... Could it be that the ship will sink later?

Although he has died several times, the unpleasant death of drowning makes people feel breathless. Jiang Zuo took a few deep breaths of sea-flavored air, touched his throat, and imagined The feeling of suffocation in the throat and lungs was oppressed by the sea water, and he couldn't help sighing sadly: Alas, a new way to die is about to be unlocked...

Fu Shiyu hugged Jiang Zuo from behind, bowed his head to kiss the back of his neck, and pushed forward the hem of his cheongsam with one hand.

"As soon as I don't watch you, I will seduce people everywhere..." Fu Shiyu bit Jiang Zuo's earlobe with his teeth, and rubbed it lightly between his teeth.

Jiang Zuo wanted to read the plot but was forced to interrupt: ...I'll go back to the pigsty now, and you can play with the feathers yourself.

When Jiang Zuo's earlobe was licked and bitten until it became red and hot, Fu Shiyu slowed down his strength, and pecked at the root of his ear gently and comfortingly.He hugged Jiang Zuo from behind, speaking in a low voice, with a sigh, his ears were numb, "I won't take you out again."

He gently kissed Jiang Zuo's side face, and after a while, he murmured in a low voice: "...Why don't you buy an uninhabited island tomorrow, and put you on the island... only I can see it... ..."

"...What do you think?"

There is no essential difference between being exiled to an uninhabited island and being imprisoned. It is just a luxurious version of the little black house. Jiang Zuo swallowed after understanding the meaning of Fu Shiyu's words, "...No! I... I'm afraid of the sea, and I'm afraid of the island...!"

Fu Shiyu blew into his ear, Jiang Zuo's knees softened, he shrunk his shoulders and leaned against the railing, his hands tightly holding onto the cold railing, Jiang Zuo freed one hand, and patted "Kuang Kuang" Chest guarantee: "I am super dedicated, you don't need to worry at all."

Jiang Zuo vowed: I am super specific, I only like leather, and I don't like anything else.

362: If you are brave enough, speak up.

The actions of the man behind him became more and more presumptuous, Jiang Zuo pressed his hand, "Yes...someone will come out and see..."

Fu Shiyu paused for a moment, leaned over Jiang Zuo's ear and comforted him, "Don't worry, no one dares to come."

Jiang Zuo: ...That's why I don't feel relieved, okay? ! !

Thinking of just now when Fu Shiyu brought him to the deck and everyone left in a sensible manner, but no one was brave enough to save them, Jiang Zuo felt sad and desperate for the humanity of the paper people in the book.

The lace trousers he was wearing inside had been stripped down to his knees, Jiang Zuo pushed the man's head, persuading him persistently, "...this posture...when I call you...will eat a lot of sea breeze..."

The whole underpants were stripped off, and the lower body was chilly, so Jiang Zuo had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to say: "If you eat too much sea breeze, you will collapse your fart..."

Fu Shiyu laughed lightly, and he turned Jiang Zuo around so that he faced him.

Although the man's face was shrouded in shadow and his eyes were blocked by the cold glasses, he could vaguely feel the hot gaze on his face.

Fu Shiyu buried his head in Jiang Zuo's neck, and the cold metal glasses frame touched his collarbone. Jiang Zuo trembled and hummed softly. I wonder if the dangerous situation mentioned in the mission is because the target is too willful to have sex here, and then the two of them fell into the sea one after another because of their positions.

Jiang Zuo tensed up at the thought of being drowned later.

"Are you so excited here?" Fu Shiyu leaned into his ear with a hoarse voice, "You are so tight today."

Jiang Zuo panted low: ...you will die when you fall into the water.

Jiang Zuo was highly nervous all night, and finally fell asleep in a coma. When he woke up the next day, the terrible thing he imagined to be engulfed by the ice-cold sea water still didn't happen.

Sitting up from the bed, Jiang Zuo scratched the hair on the back of his head that was pushed up due to his poor sleeping position, and found that he was already in the bedroom at home. Jiang Zuo was surprised: Didn't fall into the sea... What kind of life and death is that? Critical moment?

Jiang Zuo sat cross-legged on the bed wrapped in a quilt, flipping through the second half of the plot to confirm.

In the second half, Fu Shiyu's half-brother ran out of house arrest, sneaked into the house and pointed a gun at Fu Shiyu to die with him. In the end, he was rescued by Fu Shiyu's original partner Lin Xuanyi in the book. After people live and die together, the relationship is strengthened and so on.

Jiang Zuo recalled what the target said before that he had a half-brother, but he was under house arrest on the island, and it seemed that he had escaped.

The danger will come soon, Jiang Zuo anxiously gnawed on his fingernails, thinking that it is better to be prepared for the battle.

After a few days, Jiang Zuo ate a few bowls of rice. Every day, he searched for a lot of items that could be used as defensive weapons at home, and secretly hid them in various places in the house. Every night before going to bed, he insisted on Doing push-ups, although I only did four or five each time, I was interrupted by Fu Shiyu.

Not sure where the final danger would happen in the house, Jiang Zuo had no choice but to put useful things in various places. He hid a kitchen knife wrapped in a towel under the clothes in the closet, and stuffed it under the sofa cushion. The closed fruit knife is covered with a heavy cutting board under the dining table carpet, the sewing needles are wrapped in a small piece of cloth and taken with you, the rice cooker is also taken out and placed in the corner, and the small jars of chili water are full A place within easy reach of the house, and specifically asked Aunt Lin and Uncle Xu not to touch the things he arranged.

Aunt Lin and Uncle Xu only thought that Jiang Zuo liked to play, and ordered his servants to follow his wishes.

After finishing the arrangement with great difficulty, Jiang Zuo, who had been busy for several days, finally nestled on the sofa and watched TV. He leaned on the handle of the sofa and put his feet on Fu Shiyu's lap. From the corner of his eyes, he caught sight of Fu Shiyu peeling an apple for himself.

Even when he was peeling apples, the man looked elegant and meticulous. The cuffs of his charming long gown were rolled up, revealing a wrist as white as jade. The transparent juice oozing from the apple flowed down his slender fingers onto his wrist. It slid down and condensed into a small bead that was about to hang down on the raised wrist bone.

Jiang Zuo stared at the apple juice on the wrist in a trance, he licked his mouth, and suddenly felt that his mouth was a little dry.

Fu Shiyu slowly wiped off the juice on his hands with a handkerchief, and said to Jiang Zuo, "Open your mouth."

Jiang Zuo raised his chin slightly, and opened his mouth obediently, "Ah——"

The apple cut into small pieces was sent to Jiang Zuo's mouth, Jiang Zuo stretched his neck and bit it, put it in his mouth and chewed it into pieces.

The babbling sound of people talking on the TV rang in the living room, Jiang Zuo chewed the sweet and juicy crisp apple pieces in his mouth, and always felt that the way the two of them get along now seemed to be an illusion of an old married couple.

Except that the number of times of crispy duck is much, much, much more than that of the old couple... other than that.

Thinking of this, Jiang Zuo couldn't help "Gulu" gulping down the chunks of apple that hadn't been completely chewed in his mouth. He pursed his lips and decided to focus on the TV. And pink toes.

Thinking that this world might be coming to an end, Jiang Zuo subconsciously arched his buttocks, and rubbed against Fu Shiyu's direction, pretending to be engrossed in watching TV, with the apple piece that the man stuffed into his mouth again in his mouth, slowly Tun Tun rubbed all the way to Fu Shiyu's shoulder.

Fu Shiyu hugged him into his lap with a smile, and Jiang Zuo unceremoniously found a comfortable position in his arms, and confidently made excuses for his behavior: "It's more convenient to feed apples this way."

"Ah."

Jiang Zuo heard Fu Shiyu answer like this.

The hot weather lasted for several days, and finally one day was cloudy and overcast. Seeing that Fu Shiyu was out to do some errands, and it wasn't raining outside, it was very cool. He was paralyzed in the room for several days and almost became a meat ball. Jiang Zuo couldn't sit still.

Thinking of the plot, when Fu Shiyu was at home, his half-brother sneaked in to die with him. Now that Fu Shiyu is not at home, he should be safe.After thinking about it, Jiang Zuo borrowed a small shovel from the gardener uncle, and decided to go to the garden to shovel the soil, just to exercise his body, and to be able to protect the target when danger comes.

Jiang Zuo borrowed a big straw hat, squatted in the yard holding a small shovel, and pulled out all the messy weeds.

Pulling weeds was covered in sweat, Jiang Zuo lifted the hem of his clothes, wiped the sweat off his forehead, and was about to stand up and go back to eat a popsicle, when he was covered by a shadow from head to toe.

Jiang Zuo turned his head, but before he could see the people behind him clearly, he saw a handkerchief turning from the side and covering his mouth.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Jiang Zuo struggled to scratch the neck of the person behind him with his fingernails, and the heaviness of his eyelids became heavier and heavier.

Before he fell into a coma, Jiang Zuo only felt that his heart was full of sorrow: ... the agreed plot will die with the target? ? ?Why am I the one who got hurt? ? ?

When Jiang Zuo woke up, he was in a warehouse.

The visitor seemed to be very confident in the efficacy of the medicine, he didn't tie ropes to Jiang Zuo's hands and feet, but just threw him on the ground casually like a rag doll.

His head was heavy, and his limbs couldn't lift his strength. Jiang Zuo took two deep breaths and tried to get up, but he couldn't move at all because of the weakness of his limbs.

Jiang Zuo had no choice but to give up, he turned his eyes and observed the surrounding environment.

There were many boxes piled up in the warehouse, which smelled of stale and damp cardboard boxes. The surrounding windows were covered with a layer of newspaper, and the light from outside could barely shine in, but the warehouse was still very dark.

"Are you the little pet my brother has recently become obsessed with?" A voice interrupted Jiang Zuo's survey of the surrounding environment, and the cold and hard gun barrel pressed against his jaw forced him to lift his jaw.

Jiang Zuo pursed his lips, seeing the person who kidnapped him.His face was yellow, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, obvious wrinkles between his brows due to frequent wrinkling, and a layer of death on the verge of collapse floating on his face, his whole body seemed to be pierced from head to toe by an invisible filament However, it was barely enough to support him to stand here.

This time is probably the last mission in the plot line, when the time comes, just give the target a kiss at the moment of life and death and the world will end, Jiang Zuo feels sore, he can't tell whether he wants him to come or not.

"Tell me, what will he do for you?" Fu Jingyu leaned closer to Jiang Zuo's face.

Knowing that his life was not in danger before Fu Shiyu came, facing the vulgar lines of kidnapping in TV dramas, Jiang Zuo closed his eyes and said sadly: "It's useless for you to catch me... It's just a toy that will be thrown away..."

Fu Jingyu sneered, interrupting Jiang Zuo's nonsense, he smiled ambiguously, looked Jiang Zuo up and down, "Since it's a plaything, why don't you let me play with it?"

The flamboyant Jiang Zuo raised his head, trying to dispel his thoughts: "...Only immature people are crispy ducks, and real men ride electric rods!!!"


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