Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 80 Big Brother, Your Pink Pig Runs Away 26

Thinking of the bright future where he would no longer have to be a crispy duck after the target became impotent, Jiang Zuo was so moved that tears were about to fall.

Jiang Zuo held the magazine in front of his eyes, pointed to the rows of small characters on it, and instructed word by word: "...and drink soy milk every morning from now on, um, you can also make more lotus seeds... "

362: ...It's too real.

After listening to Jiang Zuo's order, Aunt Lin nodded in a daze, "It turns out that Young Master Jiang likes to eat these...then I will make more in the future."

After instructing Mrs. Lin, Jiang Zuo asked if he could borrow him to read the magazine for a few more days. Mrs. Lin couldn't help but smile and said, "Master Jiang can read as long as he wants. If you like it, I'll bring you more tomorrow." How many times."

"I like it, I like it very much," Jiang Zuo was elated, nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice. Before he walked out of the kitchen, he reminded Aunt Lin again to make her do the few things he just said every day.

362 Curiosity: If the target is impotent, do you want to counter pressure?

Jiang Zuo, who had never considered back pressure, froze for a moment, and put an end to the possibility that 362 said with a righteous face: Tsk, I'm not the kind of man who likes to play with crispy duck.

That's what he said, but in the following time, Jiang Zuo still couldn't control his eyes to glance at the target's ass frequently.

Jiang Zuo: Although I don't know what to think about, but I think seriously.jpg

When eating that night, Jiang Zuo changed his usual image of only focusing on his hard work, and served Fu Shiyu graciously: "Come here, eat more bamboo shoots... and Chinese kale... this is also delicious... ..."

Jiang Zuo put all these into Fu Shiyu's bowl, then stuffed the remaining pieces of shrimp meat into his mouth, and after taking a few mouthfuls of rice, he still did not forget to stick out a pair of black and white hair from the top of the bowl. With his eyes, seeing that Fu Shiyu ate what he put into his bowl without any doubt, he lowered his head to eat what was in his bowl with peace of mind.

Before going to bed at night, Jiang Zuo secretly hid in the bed, flipping through the magazine hidden under the pillow with the faint light penetrating into the bed from outside.

Jiang Zuo hissed and sucked his saliva: hee hee hee... that's ok, fat sausages are delicious...

Jiang Zuo was looking happy when the quilt covering his upper body was suddenly lifted, and the cool air from the air conditioner rushed in impatiently, dispelling the warm air around his body, and the man's hot body was also attached to his body. On his back, Jiang Zuo quickly stuffed the magazine under the pillow.

"looking at what?"

Jiang Zuo pressed his entire upper body against the pillow, stammering, "No, I didn't see anything..."

Fu Shiyu circled him from behind, as if he didn't believe Jiang Zuo's words, he stretched his hand under the bed slightly, and said with a smile in his voice, "Is it all Shigeng?"

Jiang Zuo curled up, like a cooked shrimp, only one red ear was exposed: ... none of your business.

That night before going to bed, he was pressed several times. The corners of Jiang Zuo’s eyes were red. I took out several handfuls of Chinese kale that I had stockpiled, cooked them in a pot, and then squeezed a cup of super-concentrated kale juice.

He brought the green kale juice upstairs, fearing that the target wouldn't drink it, Jiang Zuo shook Fu Shiyu awake, seeing that he couldn't drink it by force, he had to feed him a large glass of kale juice mouth to mouth.

Jiang Zuo leaned over when the cup bottomed out, he licked the corners of his mouth, his eyes gleamed wetly in the darkness: "How, what does it feel like, do you feel that the soul of being pure-minded, desireless, and desireless has been sublimated, and even a little wanting?" Escape into the empty door?"

Jiang Zuo didn't wait for the answer, and was overwhelmed by another turn.

Jiang Zuo felt that something was not going right: a panicked expression suddenly appeared on his face.jpg

Afterwards, Jiang Zuo bit the quilt in grief, looking at the satisfied face of the person lying beside him, Jiang Zuo thought that although he ate a lot of ingredients recommended in magazines tonight, it seemed that they hadn't had any practical effect Effect.He didn't know if he was cheated, or if he had to take it for a long time to be effective, Jiang Zuo, who refused to give up, had to get up with difficulty the next day, and told Mrs. Lin to do more recently.

If the target is injured, he will be half dead. If the injury is healed, wouldn't he be unable to survive in the future?

Jiang Zuo wrinkled his face.

A few days later, Jiang Zuo followed Fu Shiyu to the hospital to have the wire removed. After returning, Jiang Zuo nestled in the room and watched TV.

Finally, when it was the commercial time in the middle, Jiang Zuo, who had been holding back his urine for a long time, shook the liquid in his stomach, got up and rushed to the toilet to release it.

The TV was not turned off, and the sound of commercials came in a low voice. Fu Shiyu looked down at the book without being affected at all.

A woman was being interviewed in the commercial, and a woman’s slightly hoarse crying voice came from the TV: "...my husband just doesn’t pay attention to his diet...he usually...likes to eat water chestnut, so I cook water chestnut soup for him every day drink……"

Fu Shiyu didn't pay attention at first, but when he heard the mention of water chestnuts on TV, he remembered the appearance of Jiang Zuo picking out water chestnuts in the bowl one by one when he was drinking soup tonight.

He raised his eyelids.

The woman on the TV wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and continued: "... who knew... that he started to feel powerless in the intercourse... Several times when he was close to the door, he couldn't stand up at all..."

She choked out a sob, "...I just found out recently... It turns out that there is something wrong with my daily diet... water chestnuts are used to calm the fire, and drinking too much high-fat milk is not good for that..."

"... I did some research and found out that you need to pay more attention to what you eat... like lotus seed heart, although it has the effect of clearing the heart and purging fire, it can also cause low libido in men... Kale can eliminate edema... But eating kale Eating too much for a long time will also inhibit the secretion of sex hormones..."

"...These things add up to make a lot. If you eat a little, it's fine, but if you eat too much, it will easily lead to impotence... If it weren't for the disharmony in this aspect, how could we get to the point of divorce..."

"...Fortunately, I came across Ting Li Kidney Treasure Film, which saved my marriage. Now my husband can't fall with a golden gun every night, so I can't stop..."

After going to the bathroom, Jiang Zuo rubbed his wet hands on his trousers, and just stepped out of the bathroom when he saw Fu Shiyu leaning on the head of the bed and looking at him with a half-smile, with an expression that couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry.

At some point, the TV was turned off, and the lights were also turned off, leaving only a bedside lamp dimly lit, and the room was completely silent.

Jiang Zuo put his hips on his hips in dissatisfaction: "Why did you turn off my TV?!"

Fu Shiyu sat up, the corners of his slender eyes curled up behind the lenses: "Caltrop? Kale?"

Although it wasn't long after he was full, when the target suddenly mentioned food, Jiang Zuo was a little dazed, and subconsciously asked, "Huh? Do you want to eat again?"

Fu Shiyu closed the book in his hand, and asked slowly, "Impotence?"

Jiang Zuo's face was pale when he was exposed, "Gulu" swallowed a small mouthful of saliva: Okay, I'll go, I'll go.

Jiang Zuo secretly rubbed his hands and groped towards the door.

"Now you know you're afraid?" Fu Shiyu stood up.

Jiang Zuo puffed up his chest: "Bah, I, Fat Fu, have never been afraid of anyone."

After letting out the ruthless words, Jiang Zuo cowardly retracted his upright body, slightly arched his body and moved to the door little by little. He had already made plans to run away from home and wander the world and never come back again.

"come over."

Jiang Zuo moved towards the door more resolutely, turned around and held the doorknob with one hand.

However, in just this moment, Fu Shiyu had already come behind him, took Jiang Zuo's hand on the doorknob, and at the same time pressed him against the door.

Jiang Zuo's left face was tightly pressed against the door, twisting his body and unable to break free, he had no choice but to try to be cute to soften the hard and cold heart of the target due to anger: "... Hey, he is no longer your favorite pig Yet?"

Fu Shiyu turned a deaf ear to his coquetry, he picked up Jiang Zuo and walked to the bed.

Jiang Zuo thrashed his limbs, and because of the inverted posture of the upper body, the blood flowed to the top of his head: "If you are brave enough, let me down, we will solve it in a man's way!"

Fu Shiyu threw Jiang Zuo onto the bed, held him down and slapped his butt hard several times.

"Solve it in a man's way?"

Jiang Zuo, who had been taught a lesson, lay on the bed with tears in his eyes, clenched his fist pitifully: "That's right!"

Fu Shiyu turned sideways and took the delicate blue box on the bedside table. He tore off the satin bow tied on the box, opened the box, and twisted a thin anklet inside.

The anklet is not the bright and moist silver that is usually seen, but has a somewhat gray and dull texture. Although it is gray, it is very finely made, and there is a small golden bell tied on it.

Fu Shiyu tied the anklet around Jiang Zuo's ankle.

Just now I said to use a man's way to solve it, now the target suddenly gave me an anklet, Jiang Zuo couldn't react a bit:... Are you going to use motherfuckers to weaken my masculine dignity?

362: emmmmm, this material is a bit like...forget it.

362's attitude in the middle of the sentence made Jiang Zuo a little flustered: ah...?What the hell is it... Could there be some strange weapon hidden inside?

362 pondered: This one seems to be made of the target's ribs...

Jiang Zuo stared at the scar on Fu Shiyu's chest, and then looked at the chain on his feet, thinking that he had cut himself to take a rib to do this, he couldn't help but feel a slight burn on the ankle with the anklet, Little by little along the ankle and up the edge, even the fingertips are slightly hot.

Before Jiang Zuo had time to be moved, he was pushed down by Fu Shiyu. He tied the silk on the top of the box to Jiang Zuo's umbrella, and tied a tight knot.

Jiang Zuo was so stupid that he turned around and got up: We men don't use this method!

Fu Shiyu grabbed his ankle and pulled Jiang Zuo back.

The bedside lamp was also turned off, and Jiang Zuo, who had been brittle for some time in the dark but had never been let go, turned red all over, and at first he was able to brag a few words "Dog man, do you think I will be afraid of you if you do this?" Won’t it work?!” At the back, he could only cry and twist his body.

Jiang Zuo was turned over, and even his knees began to weaken. His whole face was sunk in the pillow, and he couldn't see in the dark, but he could hear the sound of the bells on his feet shaking non-stop.

It was clearly just the clear and crisp sound of bells, which rang again and again in the room, but it carried a scent of fragrance.

Eating kale and water chestnuts for so many days has no effect at all, and I was tied up tonight. I feel a little wronged when I think about it. I made up my mind to come together tomorrow and tear up that hateful magazine with a few scribbles.

After being held down and changed into another position, Jiang Zuo leaned against the head of the bed with sore hands and feet, a soft pillow was placed on the back of his waist, and remembered that the magazine was one of the few sources of happiness for him, so he hesitated a few times, Jiang Zuo I decided to just tear up that page...

Just when Jiang Zuo was still yelling in the sound of shaking bells, the 362 timer reminded in his ear: It is already 11:59, and there is 1 minute left to give the target a birthday gift to complete the first There are four plot lines.

Thinking of the gift he was about to give, Jiang Zuo regained consciousness a little. He took out the ring from under the pillow and held it in his sweaty palm, hoping that this gift could coax the target so that he could let him go.

Jiang Zuo blushed, tried to relax his limbs, and pressed the weight of his body on the pillow behind him. He pushed Fu Shiyu, put his hands on his shoulders, and said in a low voice: "... um... stop... stop Let's go down..."

Hearing this, Fu Shiyu paused slightly, he stopped, reached out and turned on the lamp on the bedside table, and asked in a hoarse voice, "What's wrong?"

Soft light dyed the man's slightly sweaty side face, Jiang Zuo panted, looked away, and opened his palms: "Here, I'll give you a gift..."

The inconspicuous wire ring in Jiang Zuo's palm reflected a light color under the light orange light. Fu Shiyu remained silent, only staring at Jiang Zuo with deep eyes.

Jiang Zuo raised his hand sorely and the target did not move yet, 362: ...emmmmmmm Judging from the current situation, you should be out of favor.

Will the target not want to accept it? Hearing what 362 said, Jiang Zuo’s heart skipped a beat. He hadn’t thought that this kind of situation would happen in plot line 2. Jiang Zuo was anxious: [-], I gave a gift, if the target If you refuse to accept it, then the task...

362 took the words: Of course the task is not considered a success.

Seeing that Fu Shiyu was still silent, Jiang Zuo hurriedly said, "This is... a birthday present for you."

"What if I say I don't want it?"

Jiang Zuo felt very sad when the gift was rejected for the first time: ...then you should die.