Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 50 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 23

There are square cakes placed on each porcelain plate in his arms, the bottom of the top plate is stacked on top of the pastry in another plate, and the stack of five plates leans crookedly on Jiang Zuo’s chest, moving A little bigger and it will fall off.

Jiang Zuo could only stretch out his arms, and carefully supported the dishes in his arms, lest the vibration be too loud and knock the dishes down when he spoke.

Gu Jinhuai looked at the porcelain plates tightly guarded by Jiang Zuo, stretched out his hand in displeasure, and suddenly grabbed Jiang Zuo's wrist, which was holding the high porcelain plates, and pulled him forward violently. Take a few steps.

Staggering, several porcelain white dishes, which were stacked too high and not stable enough, fell from Jiang Zuo's arms. The floor in the hall was covered with red brocade carpets, but the delicate and fragile white porcelain dishes fell from a high place, still shattered. It became several petals, and the pastries inside were scattered all over the floor.

A few pieces of translucent red bean paste rolled down to his feet. Jiang Zuo, who cherishes food very much, looked at the red bean cake on the ground distressedly, twisted his body, trying to break free from Gu Jinhuai's arms, he stretched his arms: " You can still eat it if you pick it up within five seconds...!"

Gu Jinhuai hugged his waist tightly, and the voice that fell on Jiang Zuo's ear was murmuring like the wind, which sounded a bit muffled, "...how can this king be inferior to those cold dishes?"

Jiang Zuo: ... Where did you get the illusion?The food on the plate is edible, can you eat it, dog man? !

362 Dismantling: ...that's ok...doesn't the host eat ♂ every day?Every time I eat ♂, I scream very...

Jiang Zuo interrupted mercilessly: Dog System, shut up immediately, or I will kill you.

Five seconds had passed, and Jiang Zuo gave up the pitiful corpse of a few pieces of pastries lying on the ground, insisting on his position: "It's no use knocking over my pastry, I said I can't wear it, just Can't wear it!"

Gu Jinhuai let go of the person in his arms, frowned slightly, and suddenly lowered his voice, "...why don't you want to wear it?"

Jiang Zuo nodded vigorously, with an arrogant attitude: A cute dog who doesn't want to reveal his identity has expressed his ugly rejection to youjpg

Glancing at the open door, Jiang Zuo, who felt that he might be beaten, was ready to run away.

362: Do you feel like you might get beaten up? !

Jiang Zuo rubbed the soles of his feet on the carpet, and was about to jump out quickly, but unexpectedly, Gu Jinhuai folded up the wedding dress and put it aside——

"...Since you don't want to, then forget it."

"Huh?" Unexpectedly, the hero would compromise so quickly, Jiang Zuo's eyes widened in disbelief.

This is the first time in these worlds that my persistence has achieved a staged leap-like victory! !

Jiang Zuo, who was extremely proud of himself, couldn't help puffing out his small chest triumphantly, and made a victory speech: This tells us that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as we are willing to persevere!

"...But if you become the concubine of this king, you can come in and out of the mansion at will."

Come in and out at will = stay away from the small dark room = complete side missions soon = leave this world

Before the joy of success was enough, Jiang Zuo was shaken by the damn words: emmmmmmm, calmly analyze jpg

"No matter what you want to eat, the chef in the mansion will prepare it for you."

Jiang Zuo sucked in his saliva, and calculated in his mind: If he wanted to investigate the disappearance case of the palace, with this identity, he could openly ask Steward Lin about the progress of the investigation...

362: Is it okay to just say you want to eat?

Two worlds, is the host still so incongruous...

"But since you don't want to wear this dress..." Gu Jinhuai changed his voice, "I can't force you to do so, of course."

Just wearing a dress and worshiping with the paper man can enjoy so many benefits, Jiang Zuo hurriedly grabbed Gu Jinhuai's sleeve, "Well, actually... it's not impossible to wear it..."

Seeing Gu Jinhuai squinting, Jiang Zuo showed a firm gaze: "It's not impossible, I think it is very possible!"

Gu Jinhuai slowly picked out a smile, he stood in front of the table, with blue hair hanging down his shoulders.The slender five fingers moved to the left, and the fingertips landed on a carved sandalwood tray covered with a red cloth placed beside it.

He moved slowly, and with his fingertips, he lifted the piece of red cloth draped over the carved sandalwood tray, revealing a folded wedding dress in the exposed tray, brocade and xiamen, shining brilliantly.

Gu Jinhuai unfolded the pile of crimson clothes on the table, the long hem of the complicated wedding dress tail skirt dragged, the magenta skirt hem trimmed with gold thread spread out gracefully, and the floor-length dress was decorated with gold necklaces strung with pearls and jade. Two peacocks spread their tails, and a branch of winter plum spread from the edge of the skirt to the back of the waist.

Although he has never been married, he is sure that this is the wedding dress worn by ancient women. Jiang Zuo: ... a dog man!Are you bullying me for reading less? ! !

Jiang Zuo, who felt that he had been deceived, was a little panicked after being angry: "...What are you doing with the women's clothing? Isn't that what you just wore?"

Seeing Gu Jinhuai walking towards him step by step with the dress, Jiang Zuo took a few steps back, "...Let me tell you, even if I was beaten to death! I don't know how to wear women's clothes!!...Don't come here again ... Believe it, believe it or not, my backhand is just a slap..."

Gu Jinhuai had already walked up to Jiang Zuo, and he rubbed his fingertips on the side of his neck, interrupting Jiang Zuo's words: "Or would you rather go back to this king's bedroom and lock it with a silver chain?"

Although he won't be beaten to death, Jiang Zuo felt that it was more terrifying to go back to the small black room. "

362: ...The turn is blunt, so I can only give you two points.

The meaning of the male protagonist is obvious, either put on the wedding dress or enter the small black room, but if he has to choose, Jiang Zuo feels that he can still struggle to the death.

Jiang Zuo tried to use his sharp tongue: "...I really think the men's suit just now is pretty good...it shows your legs longer, and it must look great in it!"

Gu Jinhuai raised his eyebrows and said: "...Since you have already stated that you don't want to wear that dress, how can I force you to do so?"

Jiang Zuo shed petal tears: Aren't you just forcing me now? ! !

The evening wind blows through the hall, brocade red silk is hung around the hall, the magenta veil is blown by the wind, the flickering candlelight flickers on and off, and the whole hall is soaked in red and festive splendor and luxury. The person who made the arrangement put a lot of thought into this.

Gu Jinhuai stretched out his hand to take off Jiang Zuo's coat, who was standing reluctantly, and started to untie his inner coat.

Jiang Zuo hid, subconsciously slapped Gu Jinhuai's hand away, and said vigilantly, "What are you doing...?"

"Don't be afraid..." Gu Jinhuai took Jiang Zuo and pulled him into his arms, "...the king has already ordered beforehand that no one will come over tonight."

Jiang Zuo relaxed his mind a little, and only when Gu Jinhuai stripped off his underwear, Jiang Zuo, who was standing naked, reacted.

... No, I'm not afraid of this, the main reason is why do you have to take off your underwear when you put on a wedding dress? ? ?

Jiang Zuo was a little confused, and in a blink of an eye, Gu Jinhuai picked up a crimson apron from the carved sandalwood tray. The apron was tightly stitched, with mandarin ducks and auspicious clouds embroidered with gold thread on it, and a few slender skirts beside it. The red rope hangs down.

Jiang Zuo:? ? ?What kind of flamboyant operation is this tm? ? ?

Knowing that Jiang Zuo was going to run, Gu Jinhuai wrapped his arms around his waist in time and pushed him down on the table. Regardless of Jiang Zuo's struggle, he tied his bellyband up and stamped a beautiful red mark on the back of his neck and waist. Knot.

Jiang Zuo kicked his legs: "Let go of me! You bloody man with a big dick!!"

Jiang Zuo, who was halfway through the struggle, suddenly stopped his movements, and felt the excellent touch of the silk in front of the body clinging to the apron while he was dawdling. It felt like a cloud fell in front of him, and Jiang Zuo fondly touched the Pieces of apron: Is it possible that this is the legendary silky indulgence? Emmmmm, I, Jiang·Detective Renjie·Zuo, feel like a starfish...

362: "..." Is it agreed that persistence is victory?

Seeing that Jiang Zuo didn't struggle anymore, Gu Jinhuai turned around and picked up the brocade cape and put it on for him.

It was the first time in his life to wear a skirt, Jiang Zuo blushed in shame, and pulled the hem of the skirt unnaturally.

362: Accept new things, maybe you will soon fall in love with this taste, just like you just fell in love with bellybands.

Jiang Zuo: Come out and get beaten.

362 After making such a fuss, Jiang Zuo slightly eased the embarrassment of wearing women's clothing, Gu Jinhuai took his hand, put the slightly larger wedding dress in Jiang Zuo's hand, and motioned him to change it for himself.

Jiang Zuo: At such an age, it is too crazy to ask others to help you dress. It is not normal not to beat you.

Jiang Zuo, who only dared to bb loudly in his heart, resignedly changed Gu Jinhuai into a wedding dress. The scarlet and happy dress complemented his lips with red paint, his face like the flowers of spring dawn, and his dark black hair like clouds, which was very touching.

Gu Jinhuai took a step forward and held Jiang Zuo's hand. His fingertips were a little cold, and the refreshing coolness gradually melted away, like snowdrops that had melted in his hands.

"When I avenge my mother, I will resign as prince and stay away from the court."

"...I have no father, no mother, and little family business. I'm afraid there will only be a thatched cottage left. I only hope that I can walk with you under the window to laugh and help each other."

Gu Jinhuai has been watching him all the time, the gilded candlelights in the courtyard are flowing in his eyes, and the golden light is endless.

"Although we are not born as twins, we only wish to sleep together in this life."

"May we live together forever."

Jiang Zuo looked at the male protagonist with reddish eyes, and remembered what happened in half his life. At a young age, he witnessed his mother being killed, was abandoned and used by his biological father, and tried to let him assist in killing his mother and enemies.

Jiang Zuo suddenly felt a little sad, he was silent for a while, although his voice was like a mosquito, he raised his head and looked into his eyes, and replied seriously: "...um."

Gu Jinhuai tightened her fingers, the red wedding dress reflected Jiang Zuo's cheeks and the corners of his eyes were a little red, which was very distressing.

It was the first time for both of them to visit the church, and they were not familiar with the specific rules. After finishing talking, they only bowed to each other, and it was considered a ceremony.

Before straightening up, Jiang Zuo was hugged tightly by Gu Jinhuai. He lowered his head and kissed Jiang Zuo in his arms obsessively.

It wasn't until he kissed the person in his arms that he was dazed, he picked up Jiang Zuo, and hurried back to his dormitory,

The bedroom was replaced with vermilion bed curtains, big red candles were burning, and the embroidered silk quilt was sprinkled with red dates, longan and lotus seeds, which meant "early birth to a precious child".

Gu Jinhuai threw Jiang Zuo onto the bed, and couldn't resist taking off the wedding dress that he had just put on by himself one by one, leaving only a small vermilion bellyband for him.

Two thin red belts were hung on the back of his neck, and the left and right corners were also equipped with ropes, which were tied on his back and tied in a beautiful knot.

Gu Jinhuai put his hands on Jiang Zuo's head, he stretched his eyebrows and smiled, his eyebrows brushed against the spring mountain, and he looked at the person below him tenderly.

Jiang Zuo's face burned: What are you looking at!Have you ever seen a bellyband? !

Jiang Zuo, with reddish ears, turned around, pursed his lips, bent his legs, and curled up into a ball.

After realizing this, the two petals of white peach flesh were still exposed, Jiang Zuo twisted his arms and turned back, covering his butt with his big fingers, struggling to block the hot line of sight.

The tight and elongated lines on the back are alluring, and the thin red rope tied around the pink and white neck and waist complements the fair complexion of the person in front of him, delicate and soft. Gu Jinhuai stretched out his fingers and pinched that He cut the red rope, rubbed it lightly for a while, and then slowly tore away the rope tied to the back of Jiang Zuo's neck.

The lights were flickering, and the big red candles were crackling.

Peeking at other people having sex, Jiang Zuo didn't expect that he still did not escape the fate of the crispy duck: ... I live a sad life ... I should pull Chopin under the car ...

362 Indifference: The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the sky spare.

On the second day, Jiang Zuo, who was pressed all night, couldn't get out of bed at all, and was wrapped in bed and slept until noon.

At this time, the court was in chaos.

The absurd behavior of the prince last night had already been spread to the court, the sage Long Yan was furious, and the princelings in the court excused the prince one after another, saying that the sixth prince had a habit of cutting off his sleeves and didn't know how to pity and cherish jade, and their marriage was also superficial. Yes, the reason why the Crown Princess would do this kind of thing with the Prince is also because she stays alone every day, and she and the Prince agree with each other to do such things. Yet?

What's more, he went up and implored the emperor to order the sixth prince and the sixth concubine to reconcile and separate, and let the sixth concubine shave her hair and become a nun, and just treat it as nothing.

Inside the inn, Gu Hengyu took a sip of mulled wine viciously.

Once this matter is reported back to the court, he will inevitably be punished, not to mention that he has not found the antidote this time, and he is not willing to return without success.

He looked out of the window, knocked down the chirping birds by the window with a chopstick, and called the eunuch in charge distractedly. After thinking for a while, he called the eunuch in charge to find someone to sneak into the palace tonight and kidnap After leaving the sixth princess, I will return to the court with her and tell the truth to my father.

Hearing the prince's reckless decision, the eunuch in charge broke out in a sweat, and couldn't help persuading him: "Your Highness, please..."

Gu Hengyu smashed the wine glass angrily, he stood up with a "squeak", pointed drunkenly at the nose of the eunuch in charge and said with his tongue: "I... have my own plans... If I talk too much... I will kill you." Your head...!"

The eunuch in charge wiped the sweat from his forehead, but he had no choice but to agree, and retreated in fear.

That night, Jiang Zuo was sitting next to Gu Jinhuai having dinner, when he heard Housekeeper Lin come to report that the female lead's personal maid was begging to see her outside the house.

The personal servant girl was crying outside, she pushed the guard away with the strength she didn't know where she came from, and crawled into the room hurriedly, "Wang, lord... wangfei... wangfei..."

"Princess, she...she was killed by an assassin...!"