sinovels Chapter 46 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 19
Chapter 46 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 19
Such a thick pile of erotic brochures, let alone all of them, even if they were written in one book, Jiang Zuo felt that even if he did not die, a certain fragile and delicate part would have to peel off his skin.
362: It’s good to peel off the skin, but I’m afraid that it’s not the skin that’s peeling off, it’s a monthly worker...
Gu Jinhuai sat lazily on the edge of the bedpost, the corners of his lips raised slightly, and he smiled like a crescent moon, like the cold dew on the new moon, and the snow on the flowers and trees.His dark eyebrows and eyelashes are filled with joy, and the water in his eyes is rippling slowly, which seems to be glowing. The sickness that has been hanging on his face for a long time is like the evening clouds that are gradually fading away, and the color of his face that gradually reveals color is like peach petals. Bright and beautiful.
The beauty in front of him was intoxicating, but Jiang Zuo lowered his head unmoved, looked at his limbs that were not locked and could move freely, and didn't care at all about the suggestion made by the hero.
The fearless Jiang Zuo approached Gu Jinhuai, and whispered in his ear, "These are boring, why don't we play something more exciting?"
Gu Jinhuai embraced the rare person who took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and kissed Jiangzuo's cheek lovingly.
Seeing that the hero is in a pretty good mood today, Jiang Zuo made up his mind and gained some confidence.
Jiang Zuo, who didn't bother to test at the edge of the Shura field but chose to "test the old man with one step", suggested unscrupulously, "So, how about we play who will solve the disappearance case in the palace first?"
362: ......... It's so exciting, my heart can't take it anymore.
Jiang Zuo felt that his proposal was really exciting and good from the bottom of his heart, ignoring 362's sarcastic remarks, and raised his head triumphantly.
There was a "click", and at the same time his ankle felt cold, Jiang Zuo, who didn't understand what happened, looked down in confusion, and saw a familiar thin silver chain shining brightly around his right ankle.
Jiang Zuo: ......... My heart is dead.
"If you don't want to choose, I still have a few books in the study..." Gu Jinhuai rubbed Jiang Zuo's ear, and said softly, "...I don't mind doing as long as you want."
Jiang Zuo: ...Ming people don't speak dark words, I don't like you, a dog man.
With no way out, Jiang Zuo reluctantly broke away from Gu Jinhuai's embrace, and turned to look at the few booklets that had fallen on the bed.
At present, I have two choices. One is that he takes the initiative to pick a book, and he can be released after finishing the booklet. The second is not to pick a book, and then he is forced to try all the poses in the booklet. After that, I still couldn't get out.
It is clear which one to choose, Jiang Zuo: ...Okay, then I choose to commit suicide.
Gu Jinhuai sat at the side calmly, without urging him, just quietly waiting for Jiang Zuo to make a choice.
Jiang Zuo, who can only enjoy his mouth, pouted his butt sadly, spread out several booklets one by one and placed them on the bed, then pinched two fingers, and carefully gestured on the side of each book one time.
Jiang Zuo made gestures back and forth twice before he finally picked out the thinnest and smallest book among them.
Jiang Zuo took out the booklet that was lucky enough to be selected, and before he had time to open it to check the contents, Gu Jinhuai took the booklet away from him, and opened a page casually in his hand.
With the lights in the house, Jiang Zuo, who was sitting on the side playing with the chain, leaned over. The exquisite and elegant picture pages in the booklet did not occupy much space, and most of them were descriptive words.
It seems that there should not be many gestures in it, Jiang Zuo was overjoyed, but when he looked closely, the words "bundle" and "props" that have nothing to do with building a harmonious socialism jumped into his eyes.
Jiang Zuo suddenly became a little nervous: ...emmmmmmm, that, I feel something is wrong.
362: I just smiled and said nothing.
Gu Jinhuai paused, he pinched the pages of the book, and slowly turned a page backwards.
Feeling that he might have picked something extraordinary, Jiang Zuo stretched his neck a little uneasy, poked his head and moved closer to the book.
If you read it correctly, there seems to be a chapter in the booklet that spends several pages describing how to make a person incontinent and how to implement it.
Now that he is completely sure that he has indeed chosen something extraordinary, Jiang Zuo: ... Oh, hehe, it's so funny.
Unable to hold back, 362 let out a happy poultry cry.
Although the process was a bit tragic, but now I have a hope, thinking that I will soon be able to go out from the small dark room to investigate the disappearance case, complete the task and leave this world, Jiang Zuo gritted his teeth and survived for several days sky.
The dim lights outside the house pass through the window paper, and a little bit of yellow falls on the room. The starlight is dim and the moonlight is quiet. On the wall of the house, there are two shadows of two people rubbing their ears together.
The brittle Jiang Zuo hugged Gu Jinhuai's back tightly, and let out a pitiful sob in his throat, the light mist in his eyes condensed into big teardrops and slipped from the reddish corners of his eyes.
Gu Jinhuai propped his hands and elbows above his head, he looked at the absent-minded face of the person below him with some fascination, turned his head to the side, lowered his face, put Jiang Zuo's lips in his mouth, and kissed him delicately.
Early in the morning of the next day, after Gu Jinhuai fed Jiang Zuo breakfast, he changed into casual clothes, got up and left.
After eating breakfast, Jiang Zuo rolled up the thin quilt, lay on the bed with his limbs sprawled out to recuperate, thinking that there was only the last page of the perverted heavy-mouthed booklet left, Jiang Zuo shed tears of relief, and began to think How to deal with the tricky disappearance case of the palace after going out.
After a while, there was a "creak", and the door was pushed open from the outside. A figure stood at the door for a while, as if looking at the layout of the bedroom. After a while, the man raised his foot and stepped over the threshold.
The light shone in from behind him, and the faces of the visitors were hidden in the shadows.
There was no one else who could come in casually except the male lead, Jiang Zuo curled up on the bed and didn't look back.
"Tsk, what a poor little guy..." The visitor walked a few steps forward, stood on the edge of the bed, and said regretfully.
The low voice was full of banter.
——It wasn't Gu Jinhuai's voice.
Jiang Zuo covered the quilt subconsciously, sat up vigilantly and looked back.
Standing beside the bed was a man with a handsome appearance. He was dressed in a dark blue auspicious cloud robe. Have fun.
Jiang Zuo scratched his head, the hero must have put guards nearby, how could it be possible for someone to come in so blatantly?
This kind of person who has the ability to escape the guards in the palace and looks very familiar with his performance must have often committed crimes and sneaked into other people's rooms... Could it be related to the disappearance of the palace?
Jiang Zuo thought about it, stepped back, pretended to be afraid and asked, "Who are you and how did you get in? Do you want to kidnap me now and lock me up with other people who disappeared for no reason in the palace before?" Together and then ruthlessly kill us all after telling us what you are doing???"
If this is the case, the disappearance case will probably be solved soon.
Thinking of this, Jiang Zuo couldn't help revealing a little excitement in his tone.
Unexpected Jiang Zuo's reaction, Gu Hengyu paused, brushed the corner of his robe, sat on the edge of the bed, took a deep look at Jiang Zuo, "I am under the crown prince... As for how to get in ..."
He sneered, and wrote lightly, "The few guards outside are unfortunately also the prince's people..."
"Don't worry, I won't kidnap you..."
Hearing that Jiang Zuo had lost interest here, he waved his hand to interrupt the visitor, and said perfunctorily, "Yeah, okay, that's okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see, you can leave now."
Gu Hengyu choked again, he looked down and saw the chains extending from under the thin quilt, sighed, "It seems that Liu..." He paused, shook his fan and continued, "The sixth prince... I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade..."
For the guy who suddenly appeared in the room and didn't look like a good guy, Jiang Zuo didn't show mercy: "What a pity, I'm a man, are you blind???"
Unexpectedly, this person was so difficult to deal with, so Gu Hengyu decided to go straight to the point. He put away his fan, calmed his face and said, "As long as you know, I can rescue you safely... The premise is that you tell me..."
"... Is the bottle of medicine in the sixth prince's study really the antidote?"
Jiang Zuo: ...
Just a few words from myself can save myself... Then brother, why didn't you come earlier?
After thinking about it for a few days, there was only one side of the booklet left, and Jiang Zuo felt that he was at a disadvantage: ...I want @一个人名字比话.
Gu Hengyu stroked the handle of the fan in his hand, and continued, "You don't want to be locked up here forever, do you?"
Seeing that Jiang Zuo was unmoved, Gu Hengyu frowned and couldn't help thinking for a while.
...Could it be that this person was not forced to be locked here, but deliberately locked up in order to increase the interest of the bed curtain?
Gu Hengyu squinted his eyes, he lifted Jiang Zuo's chin with his fan, and decided to change his original plan, he said in a low voice, "What the sixth prince can give you, the prince can also do."
"In other words, the crown prince can give you more... glory and wealth, power and status, as long as you want, there is nothing you can't get..."
"Climb the bed of the sixth prince, or climb the bed of the prince, if you are a smart person...you don't need to say more, you know how to choose?"
Jiang Zuo clapped his hands blankly, applauding himself, "Okay! This fart is really loud!"
Gu Hengyu didn't understand for a while, but when he realized the insult in Jiang Zuo's words, his handsome face turned purple with anger. The knife touched Jiang Zuo's neck, "If you don't eat a toast, you will be fined!...Are you courting death?!"
Jiang Zuo's neck felt cold, and the cold touch touched the fragile blood vessels under his neck, Jiang Zuo froze on the spot with difficulty: ... emmmmmmm, punish yourself for my recklessness.
The wound on the neck that was scratched by Gu Jinhuai hadn't fully healed, only a scab formed, and the color on the snow-white neck was very bright.
Seeing the scar, Gu Hengyu chuckled lightly, "It seems that someone has already used this trick..."
He put the thin blade against Jiang Zuo's neck and slowly moved it upwards, and gently moved it to his cheeks, the cold sharp thorns scratched his cheeks, Jiang Zuo slowed down his breathing and did not dare to move.
"If this face is scratched, do you think the sixth prince will still favor you..."
Jiang Zuo: How do I know? !I only know that I will be very painful if you cut me down! !
Jiang Zuo, who didn't dare to move, had no choice but to answer the person's previous question: "...that medicine is not poisonous... If we have something to say, let's sit down and discuss it, and put away these dangerous items first..."
Gu Hengyu reluctantly rubbed Jiang Zuo's side face with the cold blade, and slowly opened his mouth, "You only said that the medicine is not poisonous..."
"...Then, is it the antidote?"
Jiang Zuo moved his head back, let the sharp blade slightly move away from his delicate cheeks, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and looked sincerely, "Of course...! Otherwise, what are you doing hiding in the study? Are you bored and have nothing to do?? "
Seeing that this person still looked suspicious, Jiang Zuo said angrily, "Can an honest person like me still lie to you?!"
Gu Hengyu stared at Jiang Zuo closely, until Jiang Zuo's back was covered with sweat, he retracted the thin blade, but did not get up to leave, turning his eyes, Gu Hengyu laughed again, then leaned over and pressed Jiang Zuo Stop, he pinched his chin, making Jiang Zuo turn his head to look at him.
"Tell me, if I want you here now... the sixth prince knows, what will he do with you?"
Jiang Zuo: ...
Can't tell, please go away, thank you.