sinovels Chapter 36 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 9
Chapter 36 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 9
The picture album that was patted on the ground by Jiang Zuo's paw flipped open, and the inside spread upwards, exposing the explicit and fragrant pictures inside.
The room was quiet, only the slight sound of the evening wind with the fragrance of flowers blowing into the bedroom from time to time could be heard, turning the amazingly large-scale picture album that fell on the ground to another page.
Jiang Zuo forcibly calmed down: ...don't panic, it's a small scene.
Gu Jinhuai lowered his head and looked at the picture album at his feet. The two intertwined bodies in the opened picture book made him instinctively tighten his lips, and the stomach that had been emptied just now twitched slightly, and burst into tears. Pain, but when he saw clearly the two people in the album, he couldn't help but be taken aback.
The two people painted on the yellowed page are lingering against each other, the picture is fragrant and beautiful, with a boundless spring scene, but the ones who are doing things like clouds and rain are clearly two... men?
Surprised, his chest felt a little hot, accompanied by a sharp pain like a pinprick, Gu Jinhuai frowned and snorted, and bent slightly in pain.
Seeing that the man's expression was wrong, Jiang Zuo, who was worried that the booklet would be confiscated, quickly rushed down from the bed and covered the limited-rated book with his fluffy body. Close the booklet.
After hurriedly closing the booklet, Jiang Zuo pressed the tip of his nose against the edge of the booklet, pushed the booklet into a small corner under the bed, then threw himself on the bed again, and put the booklets They put them under the bed and hid them together, and piled them together with the messy booklet.
After finishing all this in a hurry, Jiang Zuo jumped back on the bed, rolled around twice in the brocade quilt, and finally lay down with half of his snow-white and soft belly exposed, pretending that nothing happened.
A series of movements by my dog pup wiped away the sudden pain in his chest. Gu Jinhuai clenched his fingertips, took two steps forward calmly, pulled out the lying on the bed and messed himself up. The pup who got caught in the quilt led him to the direction of the bath.
The bathroom for bathing is built next to the prince's dormitory. After leaving the door, turn left along the long corridor and walk a few steps, and you will arrive at the bathroom with curling mist.
The huge bath hall is shrouded in clouds and mist, and the floor of the hall is paved with chunks of white jade, with a few bright, round and bright night pearls hanging on the top, overflowing with splendor, shrouded in the mist, making the The whole bathroom looked haloed.
Gu Jinhuai took off his shoes and socks, and stepped into the bathroom with bare feet. The coolness of the jade under his feet and the hot and humid mist hit him together, and a cloud of hot air was transpiring above the fragrant bath soup.
The first time he entered the bathing hall in the palace, Jiang Zuo opened his eyes wide. Before he could take a good look at the scene in the bathing hall, Gu Jinhuai mercilessly threw him into the bathing pool.
His body suddenly lost weight, and Jiang Zuo, who was thrown into the water, fell into the pool with a "crash", splashing a large splash of water, and the warm water from all directions wrapped Jiang Zuo layer by layer, dragging him gurgling and sinking go.
Jiang Zuo thumped and revealed a dark nose and half-open mouth from the water: ... What, what's the situation...?Gollum...too...too much...
Jiang Zuo fiddled with his short limbs clumsily. Through the steaming mist, Gu Jinhuai slowly took off the complicated and luxurious crimson brocade robe, revealing a slender body. His black hair was like a cloud. Scattered on the shoulders, it made the complexion more fair, but with a morbid feeling that the sun had never left any trace of infection, he slowly descended the jade steps and gradually sank into the bathing pool.
Jiang Zuo, who was flopping around with his eyes closed, touched a warm body in desperation, and couldn't help but clung tightly to Gu Jinhuai's neck.
[Male protagonist shoveling value 1]
Jiang Zuo spat out the mouthful of bath water in his mouth, panting heavily, still in shock: Young master...follow me...to do this...wait a while...I will...strike you...
Gu Jinhuai pulled away the two wet paws around his neck from the pup who was panting with his tongue sticking out in his arms, pinched his fleshy cheeks, and said in a cold voice, "In the future, don't watch those obscene things anymore. thing."
Jiang Zuo pretended he couldn't hear: I'm sorry that the signal at the grave is not good, I didn't hear a word you said.
Gu Jinhuai used a little force with his fingers to pinch the soft cheeks of the pup in his hand, and then without saying a word, he only supported Jiang Zuo with one hand, and leaned against the wall of the bathtub. He lowered his head and looked towards himself. Looking at the chest that suddenly became hot and painful in the dormitory.
The chest was clean and fair, but now there are a few faint traces, vaguely like a word engraved on it, but it has gradually faded away from its original appearance due to a long time, leaving only some distorted shallow marks. scar.
Gu Jinhuai put a finger lightly on the scar that was so pale that it was almost invisible, and the doubts in his heart became deeper and deeper.
——Where did this scar... come from?
Jiang Zuo, who took a few sips of water for no reason and then had his cheek pinched, sullenly patted the water with his paws, squinting and glimpsed a few light-colored and distorted marks on Gu Jinhuai's chest.
Jiang Zuo looked disgusted: Tsk tsk tsk, what kind of tattoo is this, it's ugly and tasteless.
362 stared at the scar carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the scar on the hero's chest and where it appeared were indescribably familiar.
Although the scar is extremely faint, 362, who watched the whole process of the tattoo play in the previous world, firmly believes that the mark on the male protagonist's chest should be a... "left".
——The one carved by the host himself.
362 suddenly felt that something was wrong: "..." This strange and familiar tattoo... emmmmm... Should I tell the host...
Without waiting for 362's reminder, Jiang Zuo found out by himself. Jiang Zuo, whose eyes were straightened, suddenly stopped patting the water surface: I'll wipe it!What's happening here? !
Recalling the horrible memories of the last few days in the last world, Jiang Zuo twisted his body vigorously in Gu Jinhuai's arms and barked desperately.
362 reassured: The host is safe, don't be impatient, that...should...maybe...well... probably the data from the previous world... is related to this world, probably... there is no big problem... um.
Jiang Zuo panicked: There is no way to disbelieve this tone! ! !
The puppy on the chest seemed to have seen something frightening and horrifying, and it was thumping vigorously, the soft and smooth fluff was scraping against the two dark red spots on the chest, Gu Jinhuai pinched Jiangzuo's two high erected With small ears, the roots of the ears are a little red, and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't move around."
[Male protagonist shoveling value 10]
Jiang Zuo stared in fear, immediately stopped his twisting body and obediently lay on Gu Jinhuai's chest, not daring to move.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the dog's life was miserable. Jiang Zuo burst into tears: ...Super unhappy.
After taking a bath, Gu Jinhuai put on a loose dark purple brocade suit, with the moist and fresh vapor on her body after getting out of the bath, and a dark purple hairband casually wrapped her half-dry and half-wet hair like a waterfall of ink behind her, perhaps after soaking for a long time Now, his peach-blossom eyes were covered with mist, his cheeks were slightly red from the mist, and his two bloodless thin lips were also stained with a touch of rose water color, making his lips bright and bright. He was extremely lazy, and seemed drunk but not drunk.
When he returned to his dormitory, Steward Lin was guarding the door. Seeing Gu Jinhuai approaching slowly, he took a step forward, saluted, and said in a low voice, "Sure enough, as the prince expected, the secret hidden in the study room The porcelain vase...was replaced tonight."
Gu Jinhuai raised the corners of his eyes lightly, the mist in his dark eyes dissipated, leaving only darkness and coldness, he nodded and hooked his lips and said, "Don't worry about this matter for now, just wait patiently for a while, the person behind the scenes will appear in a short time .”
Butler Lin nodded in response, then turned his body sideways and said, "According to the prince's order, several dishes of snacks are ready in the house."
Looking into the dormitory through the shoulder of Butler Lin, I saw a plate of rouge cold cakes, half of soft white silver silk rolls, and half of jujube paste yam cakes on the table.
The portion is not much, but everything is exquisite, even the presentation is very particular.
Gu Jin hugged the pup who was wrapped in a bath towel in his arms and only showed a chubby and silly face, raised his hand and twirled a piece of rouge cold cake, and brought it to Jiang Zuo's mouth.
Jiang Zuo stared at Gu Jinhuai's face closely, and closed his mouth tightly: Get out!I won't eat anything from you perverted dog man! !
Gu Jinhuai calmly raised his forearm, he hooked a smile, opened those deep peach blossom eyes, and looked at the puppy clenched his teeth without blinking.
The hair on Jiangzuo's back stood up, and he swallowed involuntarily: ...Forget it, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it.
After comforting himself, Jiang Zuo swiped away the rouge cold cake between Gu Jinhuai's fingers with his tongue in one gulp, and did not forget to lick his fingers to express his love for the pastry.
Jiang Zuo, who was superficially catering, made up his mind immediately, and went to find the heroine immediately the next day.
362 Persuasion: At present, the hero's shit-shoveling value has been collected to 85 points. Although the shit-shoveling value reaches 90 points, the target may have some paranoid behavior...but the host is determined to give up the hero and change the strategy to the shit-shoveling value Is the heroine so negative that she can't bear anymore?
Jiang Zuo was not sure at all.
But one day there will be some bug in this unreliable system, so that the male protagonist of this world suddenly becomes the second old dog to force the holy monk, then he can only be strangled to death by the Japanese It's over! !
According to the degree of abnormality of dog monks in the last world, the possibility of Japanese dogs is not very high, it is super! ! !
Thinking of the tragic appearance of himself being killed by the sun as an innocent dog, Jiang Zuo hugged the trembling self tightly, telling himself to be strong and not to cry.
"..." 362 thought of a compromise for the crying host whose face was full of snot: ...how about... the host will go to the hostess for a final try tomorrow... If it really doesn't work, the suggestion is still Come back and attack the hero.
After breakfast the next day, Jiang Zuo, wagging his tail and eager to fly to find the hostess, rested before taking two bites, lying on the table and staring at the door expectantly.
Seeing that the prince had finished his breakfast, Steward Lin stepped forward to report, "Report to the prince, many servants have disappeared in the palace recently..."
At this moment, Xu Rongyu came to the dining room with a food case. She arrived at the door and was about to enter the house. When she heard Lin Butler's words, Xu Rongyu paused. Instead of going directly into the house, she stopped by the door and listened carefully for a while.
"Since the concubine entered the mansion, a cook, two servants sweeping the floor, and even one of the concubine's personal servants have disappeared from the mansion... Add up all these, and there are as many as seven missing servants... "
"My subordinates have searched in the mansion for a long time, but still don't have the slightest clue..."
"My lord, this matter is strange..."
Xu Rongyu's heart skipped a beat.
...Could it be that the prince is doubting himself?
"...Your Majesty," Xu Rongyu was a little flustered before he stepped into the dining room, and interrupted the housekeeper Lin's words, "I personally boiled the soup for you today..."
As soon as he heard the sound, Jiang Zuo's ears perked up, his eyes brightened and he raised his head. Before he saw the figure of the heroine, Jiang Zuo shot out without saying a word like an arrow that left the string, towards the direction of the door. Straight to go: ah!Catch me! ! !
Xu Rongyu paid attention to the threshold under his feet, stepped into the dining room, just raised his eyes and wanted to smile shyly at the prince, when he saw a large group of dark shadows rushing towards him with lightning speed.
Holding the food table, Xu Rongyu moved his feet slightly, and was about to use lightness kung fu to escape, but remembered his identity at this time, and his feet stopped abruptly.
The menacing hairball threw her to the ground, and the medicine bowl on the food table was overturned on her body, and the warm black soup drenched her whole body from head to toe, pouring into The flowing medicine juice slowly flowed from the head to the chin, and fell in front of the body.
A large piece of black medicine stain gradually permeated with a sour and bitter medicine smell.
[Heroine shit shovel value -100]
Jiang Zuo, who unintentionally doubled up and did bad things again: ... emmmmm, trying to act like a spoiled child jpg