Chapter 8
Chapter 8
Old Hong may be really happy, and he really didn't eat. He heard me ask him to eat together, so he sat down at the table unceremoniously.At this time, seeing how neatly dressed my wife and I were, and then looking at myself, he laughed a few times and said, "I've been so worried these days, when I got a call, I just ran out like this." I was still sleeping just now." After speaking, he rubbed his stomach with his hands.
"You are like this. Whenever something happens, it feels like the sky is about to fall. When it's all right, you are like a child. You don't care about anything." I said with a smile
"Hey" Lao Hong smiled
"Would you like a drink?" I asked
"Okay, let's have a drink," Lao Hong replied
I took out the medicinal wine soaked at home, filled Lao Hong's glass, and poured myself a glass.After my wife finished eating, I went out to dance in the square.
"Hey, it's great to be neighbors with my brother and sister-in-law." Lao Hong took a sip of wine and said, "There are chess friends, golf friends, and drinking friends. They are still brothers, the father of the child, haha"
"In the future, don't see outsiders. If you don't want to cook, come over to eat. As for me, your sister-in-law and I are the only ones at home. Your sister-in-law went out that day, and I will come back to eat with you. Do you understand?" I said with a smile
"Yes, that's good. The child's father," Lao Hong replied.
"Why do I feel awkward listening to this. The child's father, this seems to be what the child's mother said to the child's father." I said with a smile
"You are the father of the child, and so am I. How did I become the mother?"
"I didn't say you were a mother, I just said you were incomprehensible"
"Hey. I hope that little bastard Hong Lin can bring me a daughter-in-law, then I don't have to worry about it anymore." Lao Hong said while drinking
"Don't worry, he will definitely do it. You also find another one, and then both of you, father and son, will bring your wife in." I said
"I didn't think about finding another one. I thought about it, but I didn't meet a good one."
"Is that thing still usable? It can't be used anymore," I teased.
"It can be used, but you can't use it anymore?" Lao Hong hit back and said, "You must not be able to use it."
"If you can use it, don't you want it?"
"Think about it, oh, if you think about it, you have to find a wife? What kind of logic is this?" Lao Hong said with a smile
"Isn't it shopping in a kiln again?" I asked with a smile
"Less, I feel more and more fat these few years, and I feel a little strenuous. I feel that my blood pressure is a bit high, and I dare not mess with many things."
"Then you can't drink." I suddenly came to my senses and said, "Drinking is very dangerous for high blood pressure."
"I know my drinking capacity, and it's no problem to control it within half a catty. What is your medicinal wine for?"
"I don't know. It was a classmate of your sister-in-law who used to work in the hospital. Her husband often drank this formula. Later, your sister-in-law gave me a medicine according to the formula she provided. I don't know the specific effect. .I usually don’t drink alcohol when I’m alone at home.”
"Hey, it must be for strengthening the yang and invigorating the kidney. My sister-in-law said that you are not good enough." Hong Lin laughed out loud as he spoke, "I'll drink two more glasses of this wine, and let me make up for it."
"You are so virtuous" I laughed
While the two were talking, a glass of wine ran dry, and Lao Hong added another half of the glass.After drinking, I didn't go out for a walk, but sat on the sofa with Lao Hong and watched the news.At that time, the news happened to be about an old teacher's child molestation case.The topic of the two came to this again.
Hearing this, Lao Hong became a little angry and said, "This old guy is a beast, and he won't let go of even children. If you think about it, there are many ways to solve it. Why do you want to hurt children?"
"You should teach him. Hehe" I said with a smile
"You know if you're a man, otherwise he's not a man. He's hurting a child. Why don't you find an adult? It's also against the law. At least the impact won't be so bad. If it doesn't work, masturbate yourself."
"Do you masturbate often?" I didn't answer his words, but I found out what he said and asked
"Occasionally, have you ever masturbated?" Lao Hong turned around and asked me with a smile
"You must be useless with women, so you masturbate yourself, right?"
"Nonsense, mine is very useful." He stood up, pulled down his shorts, and the big elephant's nose popped out, trembling.Lao Hong fiddled with his hands a few times, and he could obviously feel that he was slowly waking up.The big belly and the small belly are clearly separated, there is a very obvious crease, and the big triangle area is black and half-packed.When he was about to get up, Lao Hong pulled up his shorts.He smiled and said: "Hey, is it okay? It works, but I said mine is useless"
"It's short, there's too much meat there, it makes yours look short." I retorted relentlessly
"Brother, men's things are about the same length when they are hard. It's just that some people look longer, but they are actually that long when they are hard. That time when I met a skinny old man peeing in a public toilet, when he was soft It looks pretty long, but when it hardens, it's about the same length as mine."
"It's nonsense, when others pee, they force you to see that thing?"
"That's not it, he watched me squatting and shitting, pretending to pee, secretly peeking at me, and slowly getting bigger."
"How did you feel then?"
"What do you feel? I don't feel it. I just think this old man is funny, and he can get hard even after urinating. It's just not too hard. After I pulled it up, when I put on my pants, he stared at my dick, and I just found out what he meant."
"What's the meaning?."
"I like watching men's dicks"
"You don't feel it when you look at a man, but does he feel it when you look at a man?" I asked
"I only like women. Sometimes when I see a beautiful woman on the street, I will take a few more glances. Sometimes when I find a beautiful woman while driving, I will stop the car and look slowly. I feel like looking at women's breasts and twisting around ass. Hehe" Lao Hong described it with his hands.
Seeing me listening to him so seriously, Lao Hong smiled again and said, "Look, your heart is moving. Let's go to my house to watch a movie?"
"What movie?"
"There are a lot of them. I bought them for five yuan a copy when I was out of the car. Some bought three copies for ten yuan." Lao Hong said with a smile
"What is it?" I asked with a smile
"It's beautiful, let's go, let's go to my house and have a look. My sister-in-law is not at home now, so you will be satisfied." Lao Hong said happily, seeing my hesitant look, he said: "Maybe you have never watched that kind of movie in your life, right? Let me open your eyes today. Let’s go, don’t let my sister-in-law know.” As he said, Lao Hong pulled the clothes on my shoulders and said
I happily followed Lao Hong to his house, and pretended not to understand and asked, "Is it good? Is it a tertiary movie?"
"It's very pretty, hehe. It's super, it's made by people and animals, people and people, all kinds of things. Don't talk about it, someone is here," Lao Hong said in a low voice.
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