Chapter 110 The Drunken Elder
Chapter 110 The Drunken Elder
On the second day, on the side of Jingshan Mountain, in a quiet and elegant Muxuan courtyard, there was a large wine tank as tall as half a person.An old man was lying beside the vat, crookedly leaning against the vat wall, snoring loudly.
Although the little old man has gray hair, a bunch of silver threads are knotted in a mess on the top of his head, and a few unruly weeds are randomly inserted in the hair bun. He looks like a man who looks unkempt, but he has white hair and a rosy complexion. A person who has become a spiritual practitioner.He is Elder Qi Huan who raised Qi Mei single-handedly since childhood.
Qi Mei's mother unfortunately died of dystocia when giving birth to him.Qi Mei is the unborn young talent predicted in the Qi family's ancient book. His birth is like a savior specially sent by the heavens to deal with the evil god Taotie's awakening.But his father, Qi Huan, the Patriarch of the Qi family of the previous generation, has no extraordinary talents, but he has a brave heart to fulfill his duties and protect the common people.When Qi Huan and Qi Mei were five years old, when they faced the ferocious beast alone, they unfortunately died under the claws of the ferocious beast.
Qi Mei, like Tie, was a half-orphan.However, with Elder Qi Huan who loves him, pampers him, and teaches him with all his heart, Qi Mei never sees herself as a pitiful person without father or mother.Therefore, when he heard about Tie's tragic life experience, especially the father-son relationship that was like nothing, he was deeply moved, but at the same time, he felt even more grateful that he had Elder Qi Huan's love and favor.
Elder Qi Huan, who is the adoptive father and master of the patriarch, is the person with the deepest experience, the oldest age, and the highest cultivation level on the entire Mirror Mountain.It stands to reason that he should also be the most respected and respected, but look at him now, drunk and lying in the shade of flowers, not knowing how the day and night are, how can he have the majesty of the first elder?
Qi Zhen stepped on the catwalk, smirked, approached the old man cautiously, put his ear close to him, and listened to what he was muttering in his dream.I saw the elder's lips parted slightly, exhaling a strong smell of alcohol, murmuring his lips, chanting some crooked poem. "Wish to be a ghost in the mountains... get drunk three times a day, uh..." He hiccupped, closed his eyes and smacked his mouth, and continued to read, "...the long grass is slanting... as if sending water flowing eastward Huh...huh..." After reading the poem, Jiu snored automatically and continued into tune.
"Hey, it's still high and low..." Qi Zhen covered his lips with his hands, and snickered with Qi Mei and Tie who were watching from a distance.
Qi Mei made a gesture to him, signaling him to quickly follow the agreement.
Qi Zhen nodded, and silently replied "Okay", then pulled out a weed from the top of Elder Qi Huan's head, gently pinched one end, and pointed the other end at the nostril where the elder was exhaling loudly, and stuffed it in little by little.
The elder immediately felt the itch, raised his hand unconsciously, waved away the weed, turned over, and fell asleep on the other side.
Qi Zhen, a naughty boy, had fun teasing the elder, while laughing, he moved to the other side, and continued to go deep into the old man's nostrils to make trouble.
"Ah-choo!" Seeing that the elder finally woke up, Qi Mei quickly pulled Tie and hid behind the wooden wall that Qi Huan couldn't see.
The old man shook his body and sneezed loudly. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Qi Zhen, a mischievous little bastard. He was so angry that he picked up the wooden stick beside him, swayed it, and chased after the little bastard's buttocks to beat him.Of course, the elder was not genuinely angry, but a childish innocence, deliberately playing and amusing with the youngest junior.
Qi Zhen yelled "Patriarch, help me", but deliberately ran in the opposite direction from the Patriarch and the others.With such a good move of "trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain", Qi Mei "forgot righteousness at the sight of sex", and really plotted against the elder who loves him the most.However, in order to make Qu Tao completely drunk, what tricks would he not want to try?
"Come with me." Qi Mei held Tie's hand, and ran towards the big wine jar with a smile.
The two stood by the side of the wine tank, Tie glanced at the swaying water in the tank, and asked with a joking smile: "My charming officer, do you want to turn me into a drunk crab too? "
Qi Mei loves to eat drunken crabs, when she first met yesterday, she asked Tie to catch her as a gift to meet her teacher, at this moment, facing a big vat of wine, Tie happened to make fun of her.It's a pity that the basket full of "love" was destroyed by the little devils, and all of it was emptied; fortunately, his beauty has now entered his "love basket", and he can't escape anymore.
Qi Mei's sly smile was reflected in the water, her eyes shy with anticipation, as if she had a blue wave in her eyes: "It's only good to act when you're drunk."
The vat of aging wine in front of me has a lot of background.According to Qi Mei, this is a secret recipe created by his master, Elder Qi Huan.Even a person who is strong enough to drink alcohol on weekdays and never gets drunk after a thousand cups can drink for three days and three nights after just one sip; Drinking a whole pot, just like the alcoholic mountain ghost, is as happy as the gods, and gets drunk for a thousand days.
Therefore, the name of this wine is "Mountain Ghost Thousand Days Drunk" - naturally Elder Qi Huan himself made up the name randomly.Whether its effect is really so miraculous, no one has ever tried it.All I know is that since the day when the wine was brewed, Elder Qi Huan has never been fully sober again, and even when he was sober, he was as crazy as if he was drunk.
In the past, Qi Mei often drank alcohol when he was acting in the South Pavilion, and his good drinking capacity was taught by Elder Qi Huan.He believed that this wine would definitely make Tao drunk, and then they and Tao could...
"Oh? What does Meiguaner want to do with me?" Tie asked knowingly.He didn't think that soaking in this strong wine could numb the evil eyes and lewd tongue on his body, otherwise, what sacrifice would the evil god need?But for him, to hear Qi Mei confess with his own ears that he wants to be happy with him is like drinking fine wine, the heart is drunk before the person is drunk.
"Okay," Qi Mei smiled blushingly, and said with a push, "Hurry up and get down. Otherwise, when I change my mind and don't do that good thing with you, wouldn't you regret it all the time?"
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