Chapter 1383 I'm not a man either!
Chapter 1383 I'm not a man either!
"What are you panicking about?" Zuo Weifeng glanced at him calmly: "What's the matter?"
"Tian Shui Pond...someone broke in..."
The guard seemed a little embarrassed to speak, but finally said it...
"What?"
"real or fake!"
"Oh my god!"
Clang, clang, clang, countless cups were crushed.
The priests present all wished to immediately pick up a guy to fight, saying that this is equivalent to class struggle, which made their anger blazing, and they didn't know if it was because of jealousy or anger.
Zuo Wei paused for a moment before calmly saying: "Since that's the case, let's deal with it. Why be so panicky!" She seemed orderly, and even picked up a teacup to drink tea...
"But...that pervert is from the Central Heavenly Dynasty..."
Puff!Zuo Wei squirted!
"Princess Shura and the goddesses are all there..."
clang!The teacup in Zuo Wei's hand was also broken!
Get up, put on your coat, and say, "What are you waiting for! Let's go!"
Immediately, her figure transformed into a black shadow across the space, and she left the meeting room in the blink of an eye, which made Bion and the others speechless.
"The nameless boss really loves those beauties the most!"
"Otherwise why are you so nervous!"
Everyone followed with emotion, but in order to protect the reputation of those beauties, they didn't want to make a big fuss, but could this matter be concealed from others?
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In Tianshui Pool, Pangpang and Sasha were tied into zongzi. Although the beauties present proposed to kill the two of them, some people had a kind heart, thinking that these two guys are still young, so they may not be real perverts, and The other party is a member of the Central Dynasty, killing them now, isn't it to turn against the Central Dynasty!
Ye Yuxin also felt an extra headache.It's a pity that the sky pool is the place of their Heavenly Medicine Hall, and it's true that their people from the Heavenly Medicine Hall handle it all by themselves.
She had to give an explanation to those present.
Just at a rare moment, Zuo Wei and others arrived.
At this moment, all the beauties in Tianshui Pool have put on their clothes, but Subi Angyunluo and the others almost got nosebleeds, so what, I don’t understand the artistic conception of holding a pipa and half covering their faces...
Seeing the state of these people, Zuo Wei couldn't help frowning.Then he said lightly: "If you really shed nosebleeds, I hope you can suck them back up, no matter with your nose or mouth!..."
"..."
"!!!"
Yun Luo and the others suffocated.
"The people from the Temple of Priests are here!"
"It's Mr. Nameless!"
The sound of footsteps came from the corridor, everyone glanced and saw a purple shadow coming out of the corridor.Then came a group of priests.
Ye Yuxin was overjoyed when she saw Zuo Wei, but she also noticed that the beauties present were unconsciously tightening their clothes, so she couldn't help laughing secretly.
Zuo Wei glanced at the people present.His eyes paused for a moment on Zijing Qiangwei and the others, and he secretly thought that today is really not a good day.
"Brother Wuming!" Xiao Jiu beckoned, but was held back by the eighth princess.
But Zuo Wei still nodded to her, and then looked at Bauhinia Rose.
Bauhinia Qiangwei met Zuo Wei's gaze, couldn't help tightening the bathrobe on her chest, and nodded slightly at her unnaturally, but her heart was still warm, Wuming just looked at her first!
"Master Wuming..." Ye Yuxin stepped forward.Explain the whole story clearly in a few words at the side, and then point sideways to the two "zongzi" covered by her.
When Zuo Wei saw Shasha and Pangpang who were tied up, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows fiercely.Nima, it turned out to be these two little bastards!
With pursed lips, Zuo Wei said: "I see. I will deal with it." He looked at Pangpang and Sasha as he spoke.
It is said that Sha Sha and Fat Pang knew who the person in front of them was, because they had a telepathic connection with Zuo Wei, and now they saw that they had caused a lot of trouble and dragged their mother into a dilemma. Look at Zuo Wei.
In fact, Zuo Wei didn't know how much he felt sorry for them, but he still had to keep a cold face, stepped forward, and asked lightly, "Tell me, why did you come here?"
Fatty rolled his eyes, and said, "I was asking for a doctor, and then I came here after asking for directions. I don't know the place is wrong."
Ask for directions?It's not that Zuo Wei doesn't know their road idiots, but since he asked for directions, then there is no big problem, unless the road is wrong...
The other beauties are already angry, what kind of guide, isn't this harmful!
After hesitating for a while, Zuo Wei asked, "Why did you ask? They told you that the Temple of Heavenly Medicine is here?"
Fatty tilted his head, as if he was remembering... Then he suddenly asked in embarrassment: "Um... I just asked them where the most beautiful women are, and where are the doctors, where is the place you men most want to go..."
then……
Zuo Wei stroked his forehead, and all the girls rolled their eyes.
"Can't you just ask them where the Temple of Heavenly Medicine is? Why don't you ask such a misleading question!"
"I asked! I said that there are the most beauties in the Heavenly Medicine Hall, and I said that it is the place you men want to go the most... Aren't I afraid that they are not from the heavens, so I asked in detail... Who asked those people before to point out The directions are all kinds of weird... If I'm not careful, I can't find the place any more?"
careful?This is superfluous, dear!Zuo Wei stroked his forehead...
Pangpang was quite innocent and wronged, but it made the beauties present feel depressed and embarrassed to vent.
From this point of view, is it really an oolong?
Just when Zuo Wei was thinking about how to deal with it, Ye Luobin and others came, and the people who came...and Suo Luo Qingsi.
Zuo Wei looked back and forth between the two of them, frowning slightly.
Originally, Lan Xiushui from Xingxiu Palace was the one who shouted the most. Now that Shura had come, it was as if he had a helper, so he said to Zuo Wei: "My lord, although these two people caused this result because of a misunderstanding. , but in fact they broke in, we women... I hope you can severely punish these two people, even if they come from the Central Heavenly Dynasty!"
"That is, if we condone them because they are members of the Central Heavenly Dynasty, our Heavenly Realm will not lose its majesty!"
"It must be severely punished!!"
As they said that, they also looked at Xiaojiu and Eighth Princess...the two reflexively looked at their eldest sister.
Suoluo glanced at Pangpang and Sasha thoughtfully, then looked at Zuo Wei, but said nothing...
Ye Luobin didn't say anything, because it had already been said before, and it would be cumbersome to say too much.
It mainly depends on Zuo Wei's attitude!
Zuo Wei touched his chin.He and Pangpang looked at each other for a while, then looked at Lan Xiushui and the others, and said with a light smile: "I think the reason why you are angry is because the person who broke in is a man, right...?"
Lan Xiushui seemed to feel that Zuo Wei was not willing to execute the two fat people.He narrowed his eyes: "Could it be that Master Wuming wants to say that both of them are women?"
It is said that Wuming is especially kind to girls, it seems to be true, but since it is a girl...
Bauhinia Qiangwei's soft voice came from the corner: "That other girl shouldn't be considered an offense."
Was seen by girls.It's really nothing, they haven't been stingy to this point.
"And what about the boy?"
Letting a girl go, this boy has to deal with it!
Lan Xiushui and the others became murderous.
However abrupt. "I'm not a man either!"
Chubby shouted!
"What?"
"what?!"
"what?!!"
Bion and the others trembled, looking at the fat man with contempt, boy, even if he wants to avoid punishment, he can't say he's not a man, right?What about your integrity and chastity!Are they all stuffed with chrysanthemums?
Zuo Wei looked at Pang Pang pretending to be surprised: "What did you say? You said you are not a man?"
"Yes!" Fatty nodded violently, and then his body flashed...
— One is fluffy and chubby.The half-human tall panda is so cute...
Fat and half sitting on the ground, wearing the cute clothes that Zuo Wei bought for him before, staring at many beauties with big wet eyes.Facing the chubby fingers, he said weakly: "Dear beauties, I'm really not a man..."
When many beauties were instantly killed by his mutated cute appearance.He continued to say weakly: "Beautiful sisters, I'm really sorry, I am willing to accept any punishment, if this can make you feel at ease..."
Very cute, very cute, I really want to hug him!
Ye Luobin and the others lowered their heads, fat, fat, you really inherited your mother's talent, and you are invincible in seducing women!
Sasha on the side turned her face sideways, rolling her eyes as much as possible where others could not see.
"Wow, so cute!" Xiao Jiu waved, and immediately changed her position very unscrupulously, and the other princesses were similar, who let them be free-spirited and like cute things!
And the looks of Zijing Qiangwei and other girls softened instantly when they saw the chubby faces.
Women's hearts are needles in the bottom of the sea, but most of the time their hearts are soft water.
Lan Xiushui pursed her mouth, and after a long time, it turned out to be a monster who didn't know whether it was a bear or a cat!
Those clamoring people stopped talking...
But Zuo Wei turned to look at the beauties present, and asked, "What do you guys think?"
No one mentioned killing Pangpang anymore, I really couldn't bear to do it.
"In this case, let's deal with it according to the misunderstanding, but you two have offended people after all, and you have to apologize to these sisters. As for how to make amends, it's up to you..."
Zuo Wei said while looking at Mi Luo and thinking: "How does the Young Emperor feel?"
Suo Luo Qingsi nodded casually: "That's it!"
Only then did Ye Luobin and the others breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Zuo Wei let Pangpang reveal his body, otherwise he really didn't know how it would end.
After untiing them, Pangpang and Sasha didn't stay idle, and immediately jumped over awkwardly, holding a bunch of strange things in their hands...
"This is a dress for my sister, it must be very suitable for my beautiful sister!"
"This is a drink, it's delicious..."
"This is……"
There is also an advantage of having many beauties in Jianyue Island, that is, they have perfected the two guys' methods of coaxing women!
Acting coquettishly and giving gifts, he managed to deal with these beauties who were still a bit shy, which made Yun Luo and the others secretly jealous.
Nima, this little chubby bear is making a lot of money!
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