Chapter 253 Fuck you okay?
Chapter 253 Fuck you okay?
The architectural style of the Tiger tribe once again expressed to Zhang Zhifan and others the local primary aesthetic concept of "bigger is better".This house is really super big!
According to visual inspection, the building closest to them should be four or five meters high.The key is that the width is also very impressive.
"You even made the house so big?" Zhang Zhifan couldn't help it.
Tiger King replied: "Yes. Because sometimes we will transform into animal shapes to rest at home, especially when we are weak and injured. Our animal shapes are relatively large, so if the house is not built bigger, it will not fit in."
Speaking of animal shape, Zhang Zhifan's eyes lit up immediately: "I haven't seen transformation yet! Can you show me the transformation? I won't let you transform for nothing! I have delicious food here!"
"Pfft!" He Xi really couldn't control herself, and burst out laughing all of a sudden.He deeply felt that Fanfan's recent situation was indeed very different.Although he used to be joking and talking nonsense, but he would not be so unreliable.Let the king of the majestic Tiger Tribe transform into a delicious meal just for the sake of you? "Fanfan, it's important for us to hurry."
Zhang Zhifan also realized that what he said was a little unreliable, and then he smiled: "It's not an ordinary thing. It's a panacea and a talisman. It can help you improve your cultivation!"
Bai Ao sighed in his heart.He decided that after the child was born, he must be raised strictly. He had affected Fanfan's IQ so much when he was still an egg. If he was born in the future, he would be fine if he was not properly disciplined! "You don't need to give him something, he will change."
Tiger King was very tangled.In fact, it's going to change anyway, it's really better to give some magic pills and talismans than nothing at all!It's a pity that I can't ask for it directly.well.The master is getting more and more difficult to understand. "Then please stop for a moment, I need a larger space for my transformation." After speaking, he took a few steps forward, turned his head and looked at the distance. It would not cause too much vision to the little master and the two guests. The impact, and then he turned around, and a huge white-haired silver tiger appeared in front of everyone.
The sour feeling of being transformed into a living person can't be described in words!Da Fanfan kept his eyes wide open, and kept his jaw open for a long time. "Good... so cool!"
Bai Ao raised his eyebrows.It's annoying to have a passable-looking Qiyao. "Come back and lead the way."
The Tiger King was very upset.Every time the owner came to see him, he was very amiable.Sister Lanque also said that the master treated her the best.But how did it become like this this time?Is it because I haven't made much progress in hundreds of years?The master is so strict with himself, he really is a good master!So after changing back to human form, Tiger King looked at Bai Ao with gratitude.
The old dragon spirit was more frustrated than him.Why are all my deeds so bad except Lanque!On the surface, it looks like it can bluff people, but the way of thinking in the brain is not much better than Da Hua!
At this time, He Xi had an occupational disease.Get your sketchbook out of your backpack immediately.According to my memory, I quickly drew a majestic tiger.And the speed of drawing is very fast, when King Tiger came back, he saw his appearance on the paper. "Mr. He's painting is really good." There is no one here who can paint such a beautiful painting.Some envy.
He Xi smiled and said, "If you like it, I can give it to you."
From the side, Huang Yan had a preliminary understanding of Bai Ao's state of mind just now.Such a handsome person is so foul that people don't want to communicate!
They bypassed the outskirts of the King City of the Tiger Tribe and ran directly to the courtyard arranged by the Tiger King.
This courtyard is at the foot of a mountain, with a clear stream beside it, and some normal-looking flowers and trees.Unless the house is a little higher, the environment is really nice.
"It looks like the crops are about to be harvested?" Zhang Zhifan was already calm towards the super big wheat.And he began to think that one mu of wheat like this should be able to harvest a lot more. In fact, after thinking about it carefully, there is a certain reason why the bigger the better.He felt that he was somewhat brainwashed.
The Tiger King replied: "It will be harvested before winter, and there are still three months to go."
Looking at a large yellow-orange wheat field dozens of meters away, there are still three months to harvest.Fanfan said that he couldn't understand it, but when he thought of the peony flowers as big as two washbasins, he let himself give up the entanglement.
Tiger King used a key to unlock the strange lock on the gate of the yard, and Fanfan became interested in the key and lock again. "Huzihuzi, can you show me the key and the lock?"
Tiger King reluctantly handed the things to Zhang Zhifan. "This is made of the bones of a tyrannical beast, and witchcraft is cast on it. Only the associated key can open the bone lock. Here are four keys, which are prepared for you, the master, and two guests."
Fanfan took it and fiddled with it in his hand, and found that there was actually only a bone carving that looked like a lock, and there were no serrations on the key, so you could see the things on the lock move when you poked it in.It's super fantasy and it makes people's blood boil. "This thing is really good!"
He Xi also leaned over to play a couple of games with great interest. "Witchcraft is really magical."
Bai Ao and Huang Yan looked at the two people immersed in the same lock, they were really speechless.In the end, Bai Ao did his best, and grabbed Zhang Zhifan: "I can't see how much you enter the house. After walking for a long time, Brother He needs to rest!"
Fanfan immediately came to his senses: "Oh! That's right, come into the house quickly. We will live in a big house from today on!"
The house is very tall, which made Da Fanfan feel a little uneasy when he entered the room.Moreover, all the furnishings in the room were oversized, and he had to stand on a chair to reach the top of some cabinets.The feeling of becoming a second-class disabled in an instant is a bit overwhelming.
After leading the four people to the room, King Tiger took two steps back: "Master, I have prepared hot stones for the fire room here. I will go to the Dawu to get the kindling and some food. The Dawu will follow me later." Come here together to check the bodies of the two guests."
Bai Ao nodded: "You go. By the way, bring some of every kind of animal meat. You don't need too much. Just try the taste and see what it is. After that, I will deal with the food myself."
After Tiger King left, Zhang Zhifan first helped He Xi tidy up their room.
Although it is a courtyard, the two bedrooms are actually quite far apart. Not only is there a living room and kitchen in the middle, but the walls are thick enough.At a glance, you can see that the firmness and sound insulation are super good.
Patting the wall hard, Zhang Zhifan sighed: "The room is too big, so I don't feel at ease."
He Xi put the backpack on the big bed that was at least three meters by three meters.Then he sat down and patted, "It's good to get used to it. But these furniture look so big, they should be here... Are the females also tall?" They are actually not short.Especially Bai Ao, already as tall as [-].But it is still a lot shorter beside Tiger King.
Bai Ao replied: "Actually, they are similar. Habits are different. You should take a rest first. The big witch here will check your body after a while. Fanfan and I will go outside to have a look, and we will be right back."
Seeing Bai Ao pulling Fanfan out of the room, He Xi turned his attention to Huang Yan. "Old Huang, I suddenly feel very worried now."
Huang Yan hurried over and hugged him: "What are you worried about? Isn't it just a little pain, and then I will become very strong. At least on our side."
He Xi sighed: "But the whole body and five internal organs have to change, no matter how you think about it, it feels terrible."
"You must insist on having a child. I was so worried about you too. But now that we're both here, the work has been settled. It's impossible to retreat."
He Xi held Huang Yan's hand: "I don't mean to back down either. It's just... I can't help but worry. But we're still together, sin early, and everything will be fine if we get over it!"
The area of the Beast Soul Continent is very large.It has many orc tribes, basically all orcs of each race live together, but there are exceptions where they live together.Of course, there are some alliances and some confrontations between different tribes, but at least they have coexisted peacefully for thousands of years.It has always been those monsters who confronted the orcs.
When it comes to the development of science and technology, Beast Soul Continent is indeed very backward.There is no electricity here, and there is no technology based on electricity.But the sorcery of the soul-receiving continent is indeed incomparable on earth.It is very useful in many fields, except combat.
Every tribe has a highest-ranking shaman known as the great shaman.They are responsible for the development of witchcraft for the entire tribe.For example, using witchcraft to cultivate, domesticate, divination, sacrifice and so on.And some work about curing diseases and teaching various skills to orcs is done by witch doctors and wizards.
In fact, it was enough for He Xi and Huang Yan to be checked by the witch doctor.But because of their special identities, Tiger King can only bring the great witch.
The big witch in Zhang Zhifan's cognition, since he is so awesome, he should have a sharp appearance.At least he has messy white hair, a pair of sharp triangular eyes, and a face full of wrinkles that can kill flies. Of course, it would be more perfect if he could be thin, dry and bent.It's a pity that the appearance of the great witch once again made Da Fanfan doubt his own aesthetics.
this!distinct!Just one!big!beautiful!people!
As a painter, He Xi's occupational disease made him unable to help but concentrate when he saw beautiful things.So at this time, his eyes are also quite "enthusiastic".
Being looked at by two people with such eyes at the same time, the big witch was a little unnatural, and turned his head to look at Tiger King.Tiger King actually showed a smile. "I told you before. I have a master from another world, and this is my master. This is the master's partner. These two are the master's friends. It is they who hope to have their own offspring."
Da Wu bowed very politely to Bai Ao. "Honorable God, you are welcome."
Bai Ao doesn't have time to chat with these "handsome guys".He grabbed Zhang Zhifan, and then said directly to the business: "We will stay here for a while, so you can call us by our first names. This will save you the trouble of explaining to your tribe."
The big witch respectfully said, "Yes." After speaking, he looked up at Zhang Zhifan, with some surprise on his expression. "The cub in your womb is actually an egg!"
Zhang Zhifan was instantly heartbroken.What is "it's actually an egg"!It was originally an egg, okay?My old goblin is a dragon!It's a dragon!It's not like you tigers can compare! ! ! "Uh...what's the problem?"
The big witch shook his head: "That's not true. But it's amazing that the cub in your womb has such great power. Although I don't know how big the cub of the ghost tribe is when it is born, it seems to be bigger than ordinary cubs .If you want to give birth to him here, I suggest you do more exercise."
ah?Didn’t you agree that it’s only the size of an egg?Could it be smaller?So he looked up at Bai Ao.
Bai Ao can naturally perceive the baby's size.What he didn't tell Fanfan was that the child was now the size of a fist.And there are still at least two months before it can be lured out and put into the dragon tree.So at that time, Fanfan will be a little bit worse.With his method, it is no problem to make Fanfan lose consciousness and feel completely painless.But if there is a better way here, give it a try. "Then what is the way to exercise?"
Da Wu was serious: "Do some extended exercises every day. If you start now, it will definitely be much easier when you give birth."
One sentence sent Da Fanfan out of the sky.Saying such extremely shameful words with such a face and such an expression, do you still have any morals? ! !
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