sinovels Chapter 389 Fatty, You Are Such A Fucking Genius!
Chapter 389 Fatty, You Are Such A Fucking Genius!
Fog City.
An Internet cafe.
Seinfeld rubbed his eyes hard, which were red and sore from staring at the computer screen all night, and yelled: "Fuck! I got shot in the head again, fuck me!"
Seinfeld is a high school student with a fairly good family background. Because it was the weekend, he asked his classmates to stay overnight and play CF together last night.
This is the most popular game nowadays, and together with "World of Warcraft" and "Dungeon and Fighter", it has almost dominated Internet cafes across the country.
He had played CS before, but because CS was very unfriendly to novice players, he was immediately dismissed from the game.
But CF has no such shortcomings at all.
As soon as he played CF, Seinfeld immediately fell in love with the game and became a die-hard fan. He would feel uncomfortable if he didn't play it for a day.
"Damn, this guy on the other side is so stupid, he knows how to shoot cold shots!" Seinfeld said cursingly.
Nothing else.
He had been shot several times in the head by the opposite party, and he felt very unhappy.
Anyone else would be unhappy.
After playing games all night, Seinfeld couldn't stand it anymore. He stretched out and felt a little hungry, so he yelled at the bar: "Network manager, bring a bucket of instant noodles, add some ham, and another bottle." Mountain Dew!”
"Fat man, are you hungry?"
Immediately, Seinfei looked at a fat guy next to him, who was the classmate with whom he had arranged to stay overnight last night.
Fatty was also playing CF, but his skills were obviously better than Seinfeld's. Hearing Seinfeld's words, he also felt a little hungry. He nodded and shouted at the bar: "Network Manager" "I'll have the same thing too." !”
Over at the bar, the network manager was sleeping in a daze. When he heard the roars of Seinfeld and Fatty, he got up from the small bed with a curse and made instant noodles for the two of them.
Seinfeld did not continue to play CF. He played all night and died countless times. He was also a little tired and prepared to do something else to divert his attention, and then continued.
It's impossible for him to just admit defeat, he must go back with a headshot!
"What should we watch?"
Seinfeld turned off the game, opened the browser, and prepared to watch some movies not suitable for children to pass the time.
"Huh? What is this?"
When he entered the browser and entered the URL, he was directly attracted by a red and bold news headline on the browser homepage.
[The pinnacle mobile phone, the light of domestic products, starts at 3999 yuan!]
Seeing this title, Seinfeld immediately started complaining mode.
"My yue! 3999 yuan, it's a domestic product. Which news website is this? It's so shameless. I dare to write this title. How much does it cost?"
"And what kind of pinnacle mobile phone is there? Damn it. The starting price is 3,999 yuan! It's more expensive than the genuine Nokia, but it's still a domestic product. It's not like Bilian!"
#3999 Yuan to buy a copycat phone? Are you out of your mind, or am I out of your mind? It’s okay to trick a novice, but you want to trick me into buying it? There’s no way!”
Seinfeld complained a few words, feeling a sense of intellectual superiority and not ready to click on the news.
He is not a newbie, but a veteran. He has long been resistant to news that seems to be flattering at first sight, and has been tempered by severe beatings.
He knew very well that for the sake of traffic, some of the current news media like to make exaggerated headlines to attract clicks and then feed people a mouthful of news. He has been fooled by this in the past, but he won't be fooled anymore.
But soon, he saw similar news appearing under the browser.
A similar pop-up window even appeared.
"Should I wipe it? What's going on?"
"Is this top mobile phone manufacturer so generous? In order to promote its own copycat mobile phone, it actually puts out so many advertisements? How much does this cost?"
"Forget it, let me see how you can dare to say that you are a domestic product!"
Cursing, Seinfeld clicked on the relevant news.
Thirty seconds later.
"Fuck!"
"real or fake?"
A scream suddenly burst out of Seinfeld's mouth.
"I'm asking you, MD Seinfeld. You were so startled that you made a fool of yourself! As a result, my hand shook just now and my gun missed!" The fat man next to him, who was trembling with fear from Seinfeld, scolded.
He could have taken his head just now, but Seinfeld gave him his head just now, which made him very unhappy.
"Fat man! Stop playing games! Look! Look!"
"Look at it, just look at it. If there's anything good to see, it's better to play more CF and shoot more heads!"
"Cowhide! This is so cowhide! This is a real smartphone! I would like to call it a god!"
Sein Fei's face was filled with excitement, which made everyone excited.
The fat man who was originally cursing, after taking a glance, also shouted: "Fuck!"
…Please give me flowers…
At this time, Fatty no longer had any thoughts of playing games, because he was also shocked by the news report, and his eyes widened in disbelief.
"It's his grandma's, is it real or fake? This phone is too awesome! It completely beats the smartphones on the market [Mobile phones like Noah's and Motorola's are just bricks!" the fat man exclaimed repeatedly.
Sein Fei pointed at the screen and said: "As expected of Blue Star Electronics, worthy of my idol Lu Shen. Sure enough, the cross-border Lu Shen still pressed all the big guys to the ground and rubbed them!"
"Fat man, if I ask my dad to buy me a Pinnacle mobile phone, will he agree?"
The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "I think you're thinking of eating shit, and it's so thin. 3,999 yuan is too expensive!"
000
Hearing this, Rong Fei's excited expression also collapsed.
This is a mobile phone that a man should have. Unfortunately, I, Seinfeld, can’t get it.
"but..………"
At this time, the fat man spoke again, with a light called wisdom shining in his eyes.
"I think you can adopt a roundabout strategy and ask your dad to buy you the latest Nokia."
"Fat man, what a piece of rubbish you are, please pay attention. The Noah e61 is more expensive than this, right? It costs more than four thousand."
"You're stupid!" Fatty looked at Seinfeld with disdain, "Do you understand the principle of asking for a high price and paying back the money on the ground?"
"Think about it, if you tell your dad about a Nokia e61, your dad will definitely not give it to you, right?"
"But if you wait for a few days and then lower your demands to your dad and say you want a 3999 top mobile phone, then your chances of agreeing will be greater."
These words directly made Seinfei's eyes widen, and he slapped Fatty on the shoulder: "I'll rub it! Fatty, you are such a fucking genius! If you succeed, I will cover your Internet fee for a month!"
"This is what you said, don't lie!"
"Am I, Seinfeld, a cheater?"
Just like Seinfeld, the scene of taking one look at Pinnacle's mobile phone and being inseparable from it is still happening in many places.
The pinnacle mobile phone is really so fragrant that people can't put it down.
If I had a top-notch mobile phone, how proud would it be to tell others about it?
It directly compared those who use Nokia and Motorola by six. .