sinovels Chapter 31
Chapter 31
After posting Weibo, Su Zixi continued to refresh his Weibo homepage.Because most of the people Su Zixi followed on Weibo were planners or CVs of radio dramas, or some cosers or singers in the cover circle, so he swiped Weibo for a long time, and the most news he saw was who was who. There is a new drama, someone has released a new song, which YY channel is going to hold a song concert, which great god is going to participate in a so-and-so talk show.
Press Refresh again, Hanjiang Qiwu's distinctive cartoon profile picture suddenly appeared at the front of the new Weibo, Su Zixi, who was powerlessly slumped on the chair, sat up straight suddenly, he was afraid that his eyes were blurred , and deliberately rubbed his eyes, and then opened them to the maximum.
Really a great god!You must know that Hanjiang Qiwu's last Weibo was posted last month, if it wasn't for Hanjiang Qiwu's frequency of cheating on corpses once a month or so, Su Zixi almost forgot that he still followed Hanjiang Qiwu.
"Recently I wanted to keep a pet, but I met a vicuna at work, and I asked: Should I take it home to feed? We are now soliciting everyone's opinions and waiting online!"
A great god is a great god, and his popularity is invincible!
Su Zixi just finished reading the Weibo of the Great God, and clicked on the comments, intending to occupy a sofa or something, and saw that after the refresh, a tall building had been built under Han Jiangqiwu's Weibo, and there were more than 100 comments.
What the hell!Brother also posted a Weibo, but why hasn't there been any movement yet?It's good to give brother a compliment!
Seeing so many comments, Su Zixi didn't have the motivation to comment. There are so many people waiting to care about the life of the Great God, and he must be one of them.So, Su Zixi started flipping through the comments with great interest.
There are only a handful of Weibos posted by Hanjiang Qiwu, but the comments on his few Weibos have already exceeded [-]. Don’t believe it, because Hanjiang Qiwu has been in the circle for seven years, and he has only posted less than a hundred comments in total. Weibo, from this we can think of how lonely the hundreds of thousands of girls who follow Hanjiang’s Weibo are, and how they hungrily brushed Hanjiang’s dancing old Weibo to fall asleep in this long night.
Su Zixi refreshed it again. In just 2 minutes, there were more than [-] Weibo comments.Su Zixi lamented, "This is the difference in popularity", and looked at the various brain holes left by the girls in the comments, laughing hard.
Girl A: The Great God loves to bring the vicuna to Fei's house, he must be your lover in the previous life!
Sister Paper B: Because of Mao Hanjiang's silly mother, she has such a good character! ?I also want to keep a pet. Are alpacas expensive?
Sister Paper C: Hey, I made up the scene of the tall and handsome master leading a cute vicuna to the street. That picture must be beautiful. I want to see it┴┴~(≧▽≦)/~┴┴
Sister D: Damn, shouldn’t you ask for a photo at a time like this ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ
Girlfriend E: Am I the only one who is curious about where the master works? Do you really think alpacas can be found anywhere!Humans with fish lips are too naive┐(─__─)┌
Sister F: Is that alpaca a loli or a gentleman?If it's Zhengtai, the great god will take care of her decisively.
Su Zixi was looking at the comments with relish, and finished reading the first page in one breath. He clicked Refresh. After the little chrysanthemum went around viciously for a few times, the new comments that appeared were actually mixed with the reply of the great god!
Hanjiang Dance: Reply to sister paper A: My lover in the previous life could not be so dull≡￣﹏￣≡
Hanjiang Dance: Reply to sister paper B: Check the price on Baidu.I think the one I met may be the best, because he is very dull and has a hunchback temperament ==
Hanjiang Dance: Reply to sister paper C: I don't think it will be beautiful, this alpaca is not only stupid, but also a foodie.If you go to the street, it is estimated that you will eat from the street to the end of the street.
Hanjiang Dance: Reply to sister paper D: My alpaca doesn't like to show up in public.
Hanjiang Dance: Reply to sister paper E: I work at the zoo.Is this answer, my sister, satisfied?
Hanjiang Dance: Reply to sister paper F: I'm calculating this month's salary, if I can afford it. .I'd better think about it.
Damn, the master is actually checking Weibo at this time!The master who seldom posts on Weibo and basically never responds to comments is now checking Weibo!Did the sun come out from the west today? When did the god change his sex? ?
Su Zixi was excited for a while, although the great ambition of knocking down the great god has faded a lot, but Su Zixi is a fan of Han Jiangqiwu after all, and his admiration for his male god has not diminished a bit.Su Zixi clicked on the long comment box, and was about to make a statement, looking for a sense of presence under Han Jiangqiwu's Weibo, but, in the blink of an eye, Su Zixi suddenly remembered, didn't he already have a QQ account of the Great God? what?Haven't you already hooked up with the Great God?You don't need to watch from the outside at all, you can participate in it from the inside! ! !
So, Su Zixi quit Weibo, climbed onto QQ, intending to ask about the situation of the cute little alpaca.Su Zixi's QQ has a special "Male God" group, and Han Jiang Qiwu is the only one in the group.Hanjiang Qiwu's avatar was originally black and white, Su Zixi couldn't tell if he was online, but since the master is so active on Weibo, he must be on QQ.Moreover, Su Zixi is still waiting for the master to tune|teach, they are going to fit together today, singing a song together can't be more amazing!
Qingying: God, God, you have a pet ⊙▽⊙
Hanjiang can't dance: Xiaoshou Xiaoshou, whose house are you going to eat at noon⊙▽⊙
Qingying: ...
Qingying: God, you haven’t taken any medicine →_→
Hanjiang can't dance: No one wants me to take medicine when I'm cute, I want to be cute all the time!
Qingying: I don't know you, goodbye [waving]
Han Jiang Can’t Dance: I’m not teasing you, I was chatting with the girls in my group just now, and it feels like a door to a new world has opened up, they are all cute [laughing]
Qing Ying: Great God, your painting style has changed too much, please take medicine!The concubine can't bear it!
Han Jiang can't afford to dance: Hey, touch your hair, can't bear it because I'm too powerful?I decided to be lucky with you tonight, and get ready to pick you up [Sunglasses]
Qingying: ...Master, I actually want to ask how the little alpaca ended up...
Han Jiang can't dance: After I fed the vicuna, I sent him back to his own home.
Qing Ying: It’s a pity that I didn’t raise it myself. By the way, I also think the alpaca is so cute, and I’ve always wanted one!
Han Jiang can't dance: I think you and the alpaca have the same painting style, they are both dumbfounded.
Qingying: Ahem, so my god, do you really work in a zoo?It must be fun, right? !
Sitting in front of his computer, Chu Hanyuan almost sprayed boiled water on the screen when he saw such a sentence from Su Zixi. He felt bad all over.
How can there be such a stupid person in this world!Can't you tell that you just made a joke casually?
Chu Hanyuan looked at Su Zixi's next words in silence. There were always times when Chu Hanyuan didn't want to admit that among his students there was someone as stupid as Su Zixi.
Qingying: Great God, you are not a beast tamer, are you?Is it the director of the zoo? !
Han Jiang Can't Dance: Yes, I'm an animal trainer, and I'm in charge of the zoo's circus performances, such as lions jumping through fire hoops, monkeys riding bicycles, and tigers walking tightrope. I trained them all.
Qingying: Wow, the master is really awesome!It means that people like lions very much!
So you believe it?There were almost three black lines printed on Chu Hanyuan's forehead, this is too easy to deceive!
Han Jiang Can't Dance: Awesome, I really like to hear you read it out╯ω╰
Qing Ying: Great God, when the production team meets the base, can I go and play with you?I want to touch the big fluffy lion︶ε╰
Hanjiang can't dance: Yes, I'll take you to the zoo.
Bring a ghost, lions are such a dangerous animal, you think the iron railings in the zoo are for decoration, but they are for protection, okay?Isn't it good to have a lot of fluffy creatures?Why do you have to touch a lion? Why can't you just pet a puppy or cat?Chu Hanyuan complained silently, thinking at the same time, the students nowadays are really naive and easy to deceive, but also brave and fearless!
Qing Ying: Han Jiang, have you had dinner yet?
Hanjiang can't dance: I've already bought dinner.I saw your Weibo, the Chinese food seems to be very rich. [-]
Qingying: That is, someone else made it for me (づ￣￣)づ
Han Jiang can't dance: I heard he's still a man【Wang Tian】
Qingying: Yes, I saw him cooking in an apron, so cute <(￣︶￣)>
Hanjiang can't dance: what do you think?
Qingying: Hey, I really want to marry him o(*////▽////*)q
Qingying: Don't laugh!Don't laugh!I know you must be laughing!I really felt this way at the time, but I can’t rule out the reason why he cooks so delicious →_→
Han Jiang Can't Dance: Is it so easy for you to have a good impression of someone?
Qingying: It seems like, like... Great God, I really like you too [shy]
Han Jiang Can't Dance: ...I won't marry you...
Qingying: I didn’t ask for marriage either╥﹏╥
Hanjiang can't dance: Have you had dinner yet?After eating, I'm about to start tuning｜｜teaching great cause, did the lady matchmaker tell you about the chorus?
Qingying: I said it ==
Hanjiang can't dance: what's wrong?How do you feel?
Qing Ying: If I caused you to be thrown eggs while walking on the road, would you hate me?
Hanjiang can't dance: It's just an ED, why throw eggs?Now that prices are rising, it is estimated that others will not bear it.
Qingying: God, you haven’t heard me sing (＞﹏＜)
Han Jiang Can't Dance: I'm looking forward to it ==~~~
Qing Ying: As soon as I open my voice, the world will change color. You must be mentally prepared.
Han Jiang Can't Dance: Come to my YY channel now, and I'll give you some guidance, so you won't lose the tune, and the sound won't be crooked!
Qingying: Even if I didn't learn it in the end, you must remember that at least I worked hard!
Han Jiang Can't Dance: It's okay, even if you can't sing well, at least you're from a famous school!
Qingying: Does this ED have to be released?Can't it really just be used for internal communication?
Hanjiang Can't Dance: ... We don't have much to communicate internally, we mostly digest internally ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Qing Ying: Well, if our drama post is on the front page, it must be due to me, because I once made a poisonous oath that if I sing again in this life and poison the living beings, I will die as an apology to the world.
Hanjiang can't dance: ...
Qing Ying: Great God, do you think it would be better for me to commit suicide by swallowing | Jingjing, or to take sleeping pills?
Han Jiang Can't Dance: ...Do you really want to be so exaggerated...
Qingying: Suicide by swallowing gold →_→ I just want to die more expensive and heavier.
Qingying: What the hell, when I die, my last words are that the input method misleads me for life! ! ! !
Hanjiang can't dance: I didn't see anything [cover eyes] Let's come to YY to have a happy discussion about "awesome"!
Qingying: ...We will meet again in Jianghu...
That being said, Su Zixi still logged into his own YY account and entered Han Jiangqiwu's YY exclusive channel in "My Favorites".Su Zixi revealed his identity as soon as he entered, because he had been in Hanjiangqiwu's den for several years, and his blue vest, which he could only get by contributing [-], was enough to explain everything.
This story tells us how important it is to bring your IQ with you when you go out.
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