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Chapter 55

"Hey! Have you heard? Captain America's shield has become a spirit!"

"Ah, that's what you're talking about! I've heard that too! There's something wrong with Captain America's shield!"

……

The Captain America they are talking about is of course Mr. Steve Rogers who has been frozen in the ice for 70 years. Everyone knows that this gentleman’s weapon is a very strong shield, and he is the boss of the previous generation of Stark. Howard made it for him. This shield has super high protection ability and is very light at the same time. It is a must-have item for home travel. It can be used as a pillow, a pot, or a baby's cradle. Until yesterday, it was very reliable and definitely not Shields that can go wrong.

However, maybe it was revenge for Captain America throwing the shield at the end of the fight with the Winter Soldier. Anyway, this shield is not happy, and it has been in an abnormal state since yesterday.

"I want pancakes." The child in a pair of red, blue and white stripes with a white star on his chest tugged at Steve's trousers: "I want sweet pancakes with dried strawberries."

"Now it's a mission," Luo Dadun—Mr. Luo Dadun, who is not holding a shield, said solemnly and helplessly: "There is no cake in the mission."

The child looked at him eagerly, and Steve felt that he was going to become a cruel adult who was ruthless and unreasonable, but he couldn't help it. He forced himself to move his eyes back: "Do the task first, and then you can eat the cake."

Then a group of armed terrorists ran out, and they couldn't help laughing when they saw this situation.

"Hahaha Captain America will bring the child out! Why do you fight? You should go home and nurse the child hahaha!"

Then, when they were laughing so hard, the child suddenly ran up to a group of big men, and took away an enemy with one fist, mercilessly. When those people shot him in horror, they found that the child's body It's not a human body, but something as hard as metal...

My God, Steve covered his forehead with one hand. He has been Captain America for many years, and this is the first time he has been completely ignored.

"I want to eat pancakes." The child ran back and tugged at Steve's trousers, saying so.

……

Yesterday afternoon, it would have been the same as any previous afternoon, Steve put the shield in the room, and then went out to eat with his family Bucky, there is a new cafeteria nearby that has good dim sum.As a result, Tony called him halfway through the meal.

"Come back quickly! Something big has happened!!! Ouch, brat..."

Although Tony was more evasive, it was really rare to be so anxious, so the two of them were not in the mood to eat, so they hurried back.

But he also found it very strange, what did Tony's last sentence "Ouch bear" mean?Could it be that the little ice giant prince Yurm came running again?

But when he returned to Stark Tower, he was greeted by a group of companions with dumbfounding expressions... and a man wearing red, blue and white stripes and a white star on his chest.Steve looked at the child differently, feeling a strange feeling in his heart.

Golden-yellow soft hair, blue eyes, fair skin, a slight blush on both cheeks, and a good smile... Isn't this a shrunken version of Steve? !

what's the situation? !

Even if he is as clean as Steve, he is suddenly afraid of one thing: this kid looks so much like me, if Bucky suspects that I have someone outside... what should I do?Ahhh? !

The kid ran up to Steve, then stopped.He looked up at Steve seriously, and then looked seriously at Mr. James Barnes, who was dressed differently from before but could be seen to be a mechanical arm.

"It's so annoying! You!" The blond-haired child said angrily, "Steve threw me down several times because of you! The last time he threw me into the sea just to remind you! This time with You don’t take me to dinner!!!”

"I want ice cream too! I want dessert too!!!"

"I want to watch a movie too! When you go to see "Captain America", you don't call me! Obviously I am also the protagonist!!!"

"It's been like this since before! When you go to the bar to drink, you throw me on the shelf! I didn't expect that it will still be like this after 70 years! Ruthless and unjust! Cruel and cold!"

- What do you mean?

Forgive Steve, he's in the dark right now.

It seems that our Mr. Barnes didn't understand it either, but he was very smart to let the matter go. He squatted down and touched the child's head: "I will take you there next time."

[The Winter Soldier successfully gained a hundred favorability points in the heart of a certain child, GJ! 】

↑It seems that everyone can see such a line of words.

"What is this...?" Steve asked hesitantly and at a loss.

"Okay, come in and talk about it." Tony came over, and couldn't bear to look straight at the Winter Soldier and this child's relationship, and suddenly felt that his charm was not in place. The child was so naughty in front of him before. She is so obedient in front of that bastard—she really looks like a master!peat!Whatever the owner likes, this brat likes whatever!

Then, everything became clear, and it turned out that this child was not an ordinary child, but actually a humanoid form of an object, Captain America's star shield, who suddenly became a human today due to some stimulus.

Still a super-difficult juvenile human.

This child can be seen to be very similar to a small Steve, which is also a very strange place. There has never been a saying that the image of a person's items will be very similar to this person-no, maybe there is really something similar The term master type is just an example of an object that has not succeeded in becoming a person.

"Then, this dead kid kept yelling about Steve's disappearance, and at the same time wanted to eat some snacks. Before you came, he had already eaten a table full of desserts and cold drinks. We felt that we couldn't let him eat like this. And then when I picked him up..."

Tony stopped angrily.

"The kid punched him." The black widow Natalie took over the words calmly. If you listened carefully, you could hear a hint of schadenfreude.

Really, Tony's left eye socket is still a bit blue, which is a bit embarrassing for a playboy who cares about his appearance.

Especially, the other party is still a child.

Although it just looks like a child...

Then, the whole Avengers boiled over because of a child.

"I know you." Child Star Shield pointed to Natasha who was drinking coffee.

Sister Natasha raised her eyebrows: "Oh?"

"Steve is more at ease every time I go on a mission with you, but I also feel the same way. Except for James, you are the most reliable in the whole room! That tin can and the fat bird are completely incomparable. Well."

James, of course, is Bucky the Winter Soldier.

As for the tin can and the fat bird... Tony and Clint said that the kid is too annoying, so let's get out of here...

Then, it became the current situation. Captain America lost his shield and got a little follower like a humanoid battle pet. This little follower didn't allow his master to bring other weapons, so he could only follow.

At the beginning, everyone thought that although the child with the Star Shield could hit Tony in the eye socket, he was a child after all, so he could only fight Iron Man in a casual state. He would definitely suffer when he met a real criminal. , Several adults came to challenge him.

——It turned out that it was not easy to beat.

If even Black Widow, who is best at melee combat, can't break through his defenses, Dr. Banner can't just turn into a green and fat man to beat a child, right?

Captain America slapped his forehead.

Of course, these people will definitely not be able to break through the child's defense. Although he looks like a human, he is still made of star shield in essence. This shield is the pinnacle product of Stark Industries, from appearance design to quality All aspects are top-notch, so this child's body can be said to be the strongest defense.

"You should take me with you. We have fought side by side for a long time, so you shouldn't dislike me just because I have become a human. And after we finish the task, you should pay off what you owe me all these years, ten boxes of chocolates It is the most basic. I also want five twelve-inch three-layer cakes. The first one is fruit, and the second one is pure cream... In view of the fact that I have made too many contributions over the years, I just want to mention this The request really reflects my wonderful spirit of being willing to help others without thinking of anything in return.”

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but shed tears for the noble quality of Star Shield.

They couldn't help thinking, Taida Da is really difficult to deal with, why don't they go back and be a shield?

In the end, Star Shield Kid turned back into a shield. It turned out that all this was because of a problem with Tony’s research—Jarvis Materialization—and accidentally turned Captain America’s weapon into a human. But this is only a preliminary experiment, and it cannot last for a long time, so after Xingdun desperately ate the perfect food, he quietly went to be a shield.

Tony was terrified by the dead child throughout the whole period, and even shed tears again after sending him away.

And Steve felt that his shield seemed to be fatter than before.

But fortunately, everything is over, and raising children is really not a human job.

↑You are too young and naive to think so!

On a certain day, month and day, on a clear morning, the sun shone into the room, Captain America Steve woke up rubbing his eyes, only to find that there was an armless Bucky lying beside him, he rubbed his eyes and felt that he had misread... …Then I saw a five-year-old child with black half-long hair on the bed, who was still wearing silver-gray and black-striped clothes, with a red star on his chest.

——No, hey! ! !

"Need to drink milk," just when Steve thought he was dreaming, he saw the child sit up, rubbed his eyes, and said in a tone that did not regard himself as an outsider: "Steve, don't be stupid Stand up, I want milk."

--my God.

——If this child is transformed by Bucky's metal arm, why is he colder than Bucky himself?

It seems that the nanny's life will continue.Are you all ready for today's reunion?

The author has something to say: After writing this chapter, I feel cute~