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Chapter 36: Only Ma Ma is good in the world

Loki will come to the home of the king of Asgard and live as the second prince. We must talk about fate, because Frigga is very upset that Odin snatches children, so he always treats Loki with With a compensatory mentality, she was so kind to Rocky, and later Rocky became more attached to his mother, and she liked this little son even more, a virtuous circle.

A few years later, when Rocky was about five or six years old, he and his brother ran around all day long. After Frigg told Sol not to take his brother to strange places, he left them alone.Then Frigga started talking to an Asgardian-looking person behind her.

The Asgardian slowly changed and transformed into a strange humanoid creature that has never been seen before. She is not as human-like as the Asgardian, nor is she tall and tall like the Jordheim. With blue skin and her own totem, she looks like a slender and soft woman with fiery red skin, so Frigga almost knew that this should be a fire giant, but now she maintains the size of a human being. .

Fire giants are different from ice giants. They don't have totems on their bodies and they don't have low emotional intelligence like ice giants. In fact, fire giants are emotional people, and they are gender-specific, not hermaphrodite. organisms.

It should be said that the fire giants are a more distant race than the ice giants, because their planet is far away from Asgard.And the fire giants rarely hurt others because of material desires, so the Asgardians don't need to study them.

"Thank you very much Mr. Odin for adopting my son," said the fire giant lady.

Frigga smiled slightly, showing a goddess fan: "I knew that although Odin was unreliable, he wouldn't really try to snatch other people's children. Ms. Fire Giant, what do you mean by that?"

"Don't say that your husband won't snatch other people's children... I just lured him to the incubator and gave him a hint, but it's only because he has this idea himself..." the fire giant muttered, Quickly switch back to the favorite tone of the gods in fairy tales: "Dear Ms. Frigg, Queen of Asgard, a loving mother, if you have heard my story, you will know that I put How helpless Loki entrusted you."

"As you can see, I am a fire giant. When I came to Jordheim during my space travel, I made a huge mistake. I fell in love with Laufey, the leader of Jordheim. , in the border area of ​​Jordheim. So I transformed into an ice giant——fire giants are also proficient in transformation magic, as you must know."

"Laufey thought I was really an ice giant. We fell in love quickly. All the mistakes happened at this time. I didn't want to have children, because the attributes of ice giants and fire giants are completely different. Some of their children can't grow up Surviving on the planet of any one of us, he can neither endure the extremely cold climate nor the magma-like heat, of course, it doesn't matter when he becomes an adult."

"I maintained the image of an ice giant in Jordheim for five years, and finally gave birth to Loki, where I also consumed a lot of mental power and vitality. Finally, my father discovered my state, and he asked me to go back to recuperate immediately. Our planet is too far away from here, we have to pass through a black hole, and Loki doesn't have the physique of a pure fire giant, so he can't go back with me, he can't survive on our planet."

"But I can't let him stay in Jordheim, so I have to lure your husband to take him away. Please forgive me for not being able to tell Laufey the truth. If he knows that Loki is not a purebred ice giant, he might kill him." kill him."

From the beginning to the end, Frigga felt like she was in a dream...Damn it, Lau Fei is having an affair with an alien friend, and what kind of person would like the bald ice giant.However, the fire giant said that she was touched by the fact that she gave birth to Loki five years ago. It is very difficult for a giant with completely opposite attributes to conceive a cub. Although this fire giant... has a strange aesthetic, he is a qualified mother after all.

"I don't ask you to raise Loki as your own child, as long as you don't let him go to Jordheim before he becomes an adult, if you can, please give him this spell book..." said the burning giant lady from I don't know where I took out a copy of "The Palm of the Tathagata".

"..."

"I'm sorry I took the wrong one." The petite fire giant in human form put the spell book back somewhere expressionlessly - Frigg guessed it should be a space package, and then she took out another one: "It's this one, It is our secret book, although he is not a purebred fire giant, he can still learn it."

Frigga took a closer look, and saw that what the fire giant took out was a "Guide to Women's Beautiful Legs".

"..."

In the end, the fire giant gave Frigga that cheat book, and gave her the "Guide to Beautiful Legs for Women" as a thank you gift.It is said that this book is an orphan, the kind of female favorite that I will never find again in the future, Frigga read the book carefully, and found that the sayings in it are really good and scientific, not just about women’s beauty Beautiful legs, it also explained in detail why men are bald, so she felt that this book was very important, and it might become a symbol of peace in Asgard and Jordheim.

"The fire giant has a secret book, the ice giant also has it, and the Asgardians also have it. These are the three treasures of the mage. If one person can get them all... Ah, I'm running out of energy. I'm leaving. Goodbye Frigg. Let's talk about beauty care when Loki is an adult..."

Without making a sound, the fire giant quietly disappeared in front of Frigg, as if it had disappeared into the darkness. Then Frigg woke up and found that she might have had a dream, because she didn't have a book in her hand. The fire giant's spell book, and there is no guide to beautiful legs, but because of this dream, she feels much less guilty about snatching Loki from Jordheim.

And, if Laufey took Loki back, what about Thor?

So Frigga came to Earth with this mentality. She had to make it clear to Laufey that the son could be his, but the partner must be Sol’s. If Laufey agreed, she could persuade Sol and Luofei. Key went to Jordheim to get married.

So Lau Fei looked at Frigga smiling like a goddess all the time, and his heart sank.

The author has something to say: The fire giant's begging for a horse == The stupid author has read few books and doesn't know much about Norse mythology, so this is nonsense.

Ah, bullshit is really tiring. . .Saul, you see how difficult it is for your partner to come, why don't you kneel down and thank Mama==

☆、Insert into the daily episode: Science and Education Channel's documentary program - Master Wang's business at Jiekou

About 200 meters to the left of the Stark Tower, there is a master Wang who can cut hair. Master Wang seems to be Chinese. Today, hair cutting methods are changing with each passing day and strange, but his techniques are similar to those of the third century in the last century. The ancient but simple taste of the 40s brings the gentleness of hometown to travelers.

↑↑Please read the above paragraph in the tone of "A Bite of China".

Master Wang is also known as Master Wang on the street, or Master Wang of washing, cutting and blowing, because his washing, cutting and blowing is too out of date with the trend, so now he makes less and less money, and currently only has one regular customer.

The regular customer is the famous Captain America-Steve.As I said before, Master Wang’s haircutting room is so quaint that it can be taken directly to a museum exhibition for people to watch, so of course young people nowadays don’t like it, so of course Steve likes it very much.In Master Wang's hair cutting room, he will neither be molested by the young and beautiful little sister, nor will he be touched by others, nor will he be promoted any strange shampoos and products. Here, he can feel The truth, goodness and beauty of people in the 40s and [-]s.

Whenever this happens, he feels young, even the cheap-mouthed Tony keeps singing beside him: "The most beautiful thing is the red sunset~" It doesn't matter.

Now that Bucky is here, Captain America of course tirelessly recommends Master Wang's haircutting studio to this little friend with amnesia.

——"Baki, Baki, Master Wang can not only wash your hair, but also cut and blow it! It's the same as our era! You must try it when you have time!"

——"...not going."

- "Bucky Bucky!"

—— "... roll."

- "Bucky Bucky (=ω=)"

—— "...I'm going to the head office! Are you a primary school student (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!"

——"ε=ε=(ノ≧≦)ノ"

In short, this is how the cold and cold Winter Soldier was persuaded by the warm and loyal Captain America. It is said that Mr. Coulson and Mr. Wishbone, who were watching the whole process with idiots, chased the male god all the way from the beginning to the end with blood on their faces. Stupid Yan Yi still wanted to say that she was cute and cute, and then angrily went to Master Wang's barber shop to get the VIP level. I have to say that she helped Master Wang bring a lot of business.

But after all, Master Wang is a master who has the habit of many years ago. Even if he earns [-] yuan a day and is suddenly changed to [-] yuan a day by two idiots, he has not learned to recommend shampoo and hair dye. He still wields the scissors and works hard. I help customers shave their heads, but this studious teacher has learned other skills, such as shaving three to seven points, four to six points, or a short cut, but the captain of the United States does not like four or six points. Or parted in the middle, he said that's the head of the head, so he still has beautiful short hair.

And at the same time on the other side...

"Mr. Coulson, your hair...why does it look like a dog has chewed it?" After the training, Natasha, who was studying guns with Coulson, asked strangely: "Have you been brainwashed by some cult?"

"Captain America is good!" Coulson said unpreparedly, then shook his head in embarrassment: "I have not been brainwashed by any cult (because I am the president of Captain America), I just, um, I just A few days ago, I went to send warmth to folk artists."

"He's just chasing stars too much, tsk, fans these days are stupid, what's the point of old-fashioned stars, people don't feel it after chasing them until the end, it's interesting that I'm so approachable..." Researching weapons together Tony rolled his eyes and said, just after he finished speaking, Coulson gave him a disdainful look: "Captain America is a true fan like me, it would be nice if you could have a little follow suit, you dwarf."

Tony's face turned green.

Obviously, after being with Tony Stark for a long time, people will learn the skill of talking cheaply, and then treat them in their own ways. Everyone laughs and doesn't get angry. Tony hides silently. his high heels.

"Don't worry, sir, you can fly and they can't, so you are the tallest in the sky." Jarvis's magnetic voice sounded, he was indeed the most caring and gentle of all, and every time Tony would be so sad Of course, he would only help when Tony really couldn't refute. It's better to give charcoal in the snow than icing on the cake, so that his master will remember his goodness even more.

If Tony Stark hadn't been such a playboy, Jarvis would never be as black-bellied as he is now, but Tony is so hard to catch, so Jarvis became black-bellied day after day, only Tony I don't have this self-awareness yet.

"What is flying? What is the tallest? I can fly too, and I think I am the tallest." Thor, who strayed into the sky, said confidently.

Poor Mister Iron Man, it looks like no amount of macaroni stuff will ever get better.

Having said that, today's theme is the story of Captain America and the Winter Soldier going to Master Wang's haircutting room, because there are two volunteers in the middle who are willing to follow these two people. Afterwards, we only need to send them two winter shield dolls. The person our TV station just found - Mr. Coulson, Wishbone!Everyone applaud!

Oh, we seem to be missing an explanation.

That's right, what everyone is watching today is one of the documentary programs of the Science and Education Channel - Master Wang's business at Jiekou.This program still belongs to: "Daily Life of Superheroes" series, this series is kindly sponsored by Mr. Tony Stark, thanks again Mr. Tony!Another: If you superheroes are upset, just go and beat Mr. Tony!This has nothing to do with us!

Okay, let's continue the live broadcast.

On the chests of Coulson and Wishbone, we placed pinhole cameras. We also placed several pinhole cameras in Stark Tower before at the behest of Mr. Stark.So what else can we see? !Wishbone walks into the barber shop and sees Captain America washing the Winter Soldier's hair.Under his warm palm, the Winter Soldier's jet-black hair was soaked in water and softened, clinging to Captain America's hand.Our superheroes seem to be able to enjoy each other's partnership in private, so it's very tender.

"Damn it, I also want to wash the hair of the Winter Soldier Juju QAQ Manhole Cover Captain and I can't finish with you... You have the ability to grab the male god and you have the ability to open the door! Open the door! I know you are at home!!!"

This is what Mr. Wishbone said a few days ago when he came to apply for the job. On that day he smiled bitterly with tears in his eyes, with the hideous expression most often used by concubines in the cold palace in ancient palace fighting dramas: "I know you are at home! You have the ability to steal the male god ! You have the ability to open the door!!!"

We quote this paragraph here, not to highlight the nature of Wishbone’s serious brain-dead fans, nor to highlight that there should be a relationship between Captain America and the Winter Soldier—since a few days ago, many fans said that they had been attracted by this cute pair. After the nosebleed, we can't continue to talk about the matter to the bright side, everyone should pay attention to health and don't have any more nosebleed ==

OK, let's continue.

The most powerful thing about Master Wang's haircut shop is that there is only one employee, Master Wang, who holds several jobs.But now, Master Wang didn't know where to go, so it was two customers who washed the hair of the other, and it seemed that the one who helped was more comfortable than the one who was helped.The Winter Soldier's hair looks like it could be braided between Captain America's fingers.

"Ah, wishbone," turned his head, our superhero Captain America said to our volunteers, obviously he didn't find the pinhole camera, Stark's production is just a lever: "You come and shave your head."

Our volunteer responded vaguely, and then turned his face away. I don't know whether he was trying to hide his shaved head or the blush on his face. It was obvious that he accidentally saw something just now, maybe The Winter Soldier's bare collarbone or something, and now our first volunteer is looking stupid.

So our second volunteer, Coulson, went to the rescue.

"Captain, I'll cut my hair too." Mr. Coulson lived up to expectations, he was still so imposing when he walked in, but the world was so cruel that he saw his male god as soon as he came in—no, idol, as soon as he came in. The idol is washing people's hair, and it is so gentle and full of love.

The world is so cruel to idiots like Coulson and Wishbone.

"Are you here for a haircut? Your hair is already very short..." Captain America said hesitantly. It is said that because he had been asleep for too long, he couldn't understand the modern aesthetics, so he couldn't know if Coulson was real. I want to shave my head bald.

"Hey! Captain, you care about me!!!"

"...I just think, I think, Agent Coulson, your head is too spiky for a bald head."

"..."

Coulson, who was still dancing and almost singing that today is a good day, is going to be decadent.

It stands to reason that Wishbone should comfort Coulson at this time. After all, both of them are fans, and they are both crazy fans.It's a pity that these two people seem to have been at odds with each other, so now Wishbone laughed instead: "Bahahaha! Stupid x! Your captain can be regarded as slapping you in the face~ Cool~ It's still our winter Bingju Giants never say that about others~”

"Shut up, Wishbone, it's noisy," said the Winter Soldier Juju.

Wishbone: "..."

Coulson then put his hands on his hips, pretending to finally turn himself over and become the master: "Slap in the face! Slap in the face! Doesn't it feel good for your Winter Soldier to slap you in the face~"

After 10 minutes, Captain America gently dried the Winter Soldier's hair. Master Wang showed his head and told everyone that he was in a hurry and couldn't work today. Please leave.So Captain America left with the Winter Soldier, as if he was going to have a snack afternoon tea.And those two men who claim to be fans of girls, idiots, and brainless fans-yes, they are volunteers of our show, but viewers, I hope you forget the fact that they both have pinhole cameras on their chests, which were originally used to observe The daily life of superheroes in the non-combat period is now used to see their bruised and swollen faces (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

All right.No matter how much time passes, our inner feelings will not change. Through these two people who are fighting, we see that Captain America is holding the hand of the Winter Soldier. Their years have broken through the scouring of history and the impact of public opinion. and more difficulties.But now that they're together again, humans are creatures that, no matter how much they've missed out on, can ultimately strive for happiness.

↑↑Please read the above paragraph with the tone of "A Bite of China". Thank you.

This episode is over, thank you for watching, see you next time.

"It's finally over..." The narrator brother rubbed his temples: "This is not a superhero's daily life, this is a superhero's show of affection. As a bachelor, it's so embarrassing to always watch this kind of thing. Director, I can't do it next time." Let’s explain this, I really can’t make a fuss.”

"Don't mind!" The director waved his hand: "Brother, what do you want? I will satisfy you!"

"... A recent photo of the Black Widow Goddess's collection!" The narrator brother said loudly.

The director picked up his thumb: "Okay, I will let those two volunteers who are not doing business to help you! Oh, okay!"

"Hey da~"

"Phew—the young people nowadays have to be coaxed," he let out a long breath just now, and the director of "Superhero's Daily" received a call: "From now on, your show will be cut down, don't record it. Oh, just now another female fan said that she had a nosebleed and went to the hospital, we will be sued if this continues."

"..."

It's so hard to make a show!Can we still be friends (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

The author has something to say: It may be less in the future, I will try to increase the number of words. . .