sinovels Chapter 128 Will They Think You're a Pervert!
Chapter 128 Will They Think You're a Pervert!
"What's in it? I want to go in and have a look." Chu Nian said he wanted to go in, but was stopped by Lu Shaocheng and locked the door, "It's no fun to see it all."
Lu Shaocheng raised the school uniform in his hand, "Change it first, then, haven't you always wanted to do it since just now? Are you not in a hurry now?"
Chu Nian blushed suddenly, he pinched the school uniform in his hand, and rubbed the sleeves of the school uniform with his fingers, "How can I have it! When do I want to do it?"
"You didn't want to do it, why did you rub your head against my neck?" Lu Shaocheng said what he did just now.
Chu Nian pushed him away, "My head is itchy, can't I just rub it!?"
After Chu Nian finished speaking, he turned and ran back to the room, and changed his clothes.
The school uniform Lu Shaocheng prepared for him was different from the one in the video, it was a high school uniform.
Chu Nian has graduated from high school for a long time, wearing this school uniform again does not feel any disobedience, he is still young like a high school student, even if he wears this school uniform to go out, no one will suspect that he is not a high school student.
Chu Nian looked at the mirror for a while, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he turned his head to look, and saw Lu Shaocheng who also came in wearing a school uniform.
With the same school uniform, why can Lu Shaocheng wear the aura of the president of the student union, while he looks like an ordinary elementary school scum, obviously he studied well in high school, but when others don't see his report card, they don't know. Thinking that he is so beautiful, he must have put all his thoughts on his appearance, and he must be poor in his studies.
Now that he has traveled through time, with a more beautiful face, and wearing a school uniform, he looks even more like a beautiful scumbag than before.
He looked at Lu Shaocheng, and his heart was beating wildly. He felt that Lu Shaocheng was not only the student union chairman, but also an unattainable student union chairman. He really wanted to tarnish this unattainable person.
Thinking about it, Chu Nian ran over and jumped on him, "Let's just start, I don't have a classroom here, no blackboard desks, and there is no atmosphere in the performance."
"Are you in a hurry again?" Lu Shaocheng asked him.
Chu Nian glared at him angrily, "Aren't you in a hurry? Stop talking nonsense with me, and quickly expose the navel for me to bite."
Lu Shaocheng patted him lightly on the head, "Don't be so rude, although there are no blackboards, desks, or podiums here, you can draw inferences from one instance and adapt a plot."
Chu Nian tilted his head to look at him, and asked him suspiciously, "How do you adapt it?"
Lu Shaocheng carried him to the table, asked him to sit down, and put an exercise book on the table.
Chu Nian found that the props he found were not random, but real high school physics problems!
Chu Nian looked at the physics exercise book he had opened, and then turned to look at Lu Shaocheng: "What do you mean?"
Lu Shaocheng leaned over, handed an automatic pen into his hand, and whispered in his ear: "You failed the exam this time, the teacher asked me to come to your home to make up for you, and finish these few questions today , there will be punishment for doing wrong.”
Lu Shaocheng held his hand while talking, and circled a few of the questions, "Just do these few questions."
"This is the drama? Why do you want me to do the questions? Are you really doing the questions?" Chu Nian looked at him in shock.
Lu Shaocheng nodded seriously, "Hurry up, don't be distracted, I'll time it for you."
"Are you serious?" Chu Nian was speechless, he didn't expect to do such a question?It is estimated that people's jaws will be shocked when it spreads.
Chu Nian looked down at the questions carefully. He thought that he had graduated for so many years and had already forgotten how to do the questions in high school. Who knew he could still remember the replacement method.
It took Chu Nian half an hour to solve the two questions that Lu Shaocheng circled for him, "How is it? Isn't it?"
Lu Shaocheng sighed, "I originally thought that you made a mistake on purpose, or that you couldn't do it, and then I punished you, so you can go straight to the next step. If you did the question correctly, how can this plot continue?"
Chu Nian scratched his head with the pen, "Is that so? Then start over."
Chu Nian yelled artificially, "Hey, this question is so difficult, I don't know it at all, the senior will teach me how to do it."
"Can't even do this kind of simple question? You little trash." Lu Shaocheng picked up Chu Nian, sat on the chair by himself, and then let Chu Nian sit on his lap, "I'll teach you once, if you can't do it again , there will be punishment."
As Lu Shaocheng said, his finger actually reached into the hem of Chu Nian's clothes. Chu Nian was startled, "What are you doing?"
"Do your questions, don't get distracted," Lu Shaocheng didn't stop, "I will increase the difficulty for you. If you can still do it right, I will reward you."
Chu Nian couldn't concentrate, his mind drifted away, "Just punish me."
Lu Shaocheng: "No."
Chu Nian felt that this was even more embarrassing than the original plot, and it was about to fail. The final written words were also crooked, and there was no way to think about the questions, and all the questions were wrong.
Lu Shaocheng hugged him and pressed him on the table, "You cherish the opportunity, it's all wrong, and the words are so ugly, it seems that the punishment has to be doubled so that you can have a long memory."
Chu Nian watched Lu Shaocheng doing this kind of thing with that ascetic face, the visual impact was even stronger than the physical feeling.
Chu Nian covered his eyes, not daring to look at it anymore, it was too dazzling, he was afraid that he would not be able to catch his breath.
Usually, when he saw Lu Shaocheng, he would be amazed by his face, and sometimes his heart would itch, and his heart would thump faster.
But now he has that particularly strong feeling of heartbeat, who would be heartbeat when doing such a thing.
Others are very pure when they fall in love at first sight, but his heart is always so yellow...
Chu Nian felt uncomfortable thinking about it. He thought he was a decent person, but who knew that he was a womanizer.
Lu Shaocheng thought that he was covering his eyes because he was shy, so he leaned over and kissed the back of his hand, "Why don't you dare look at me? It's because you did all the questions wrong, and you're too stupid, so you dare not look at me?"
Chu Nian was tickled by the back of his kiss, and retracted his hand, and then saw Lu Shaocheng's enlarged face, and his body curled up.
Lu Shaocheng frowned angrily, "Relax."
"How can I relax?" Chu Nian wanted to cry when he was bullied, but after holding back for a while, he still couldn't help crying.
Who knew that after he cried, Lu Shaocheng didn't know how to pity and cherish jade, and on the contrary became even more excited.
……
Chu Nian was tossed and tossed this afternoon, and passed out again before the end.
Lu Shaocheng threw the two dirty school uniforms into the trash can, thought for a while and took them out again. He wanted to see Chu Nian wear them again, so he simply threw them into the washing machine for washing.
He took the computer again, and originally agreed to delete one after the performance, but now that he knows the taste, he is reluctant and wants to do it again.
He re-created a folder again, put the movie he watched just now into this file, and also decided that he would put the movie he thought was good and wanted to do it again in this folder, and wait until he was free. Just smoke it again, do it one by one and then delete it.
But there are a lot of original ones. Judging from Chu Nian’s three times a week, it may take several years, and it doesn’t necessarily follow the plot every time. Sometimes I just want to be simpler, and I may wait until the second time. When it was ten years later, I don't know if they still have this interest.
Lu Shaocheng looked at Chu Nian who was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly. He was so cute that he wished to be with him all day. He would definitely not get tired of it, but I don't know if Chu Nian would.
When Chu Nian woke up the next day, his waist was about to break, and when he saw the two school uniforms hanging on the balcony, his scalp was about to explode.
"Isn't there a dryer? Why are you drying it on the balcony, where I can see it as soon as I open my eyes? Did you do it on purpose?" Chu Nian shouted in a hoarse voice.
Lu Shaocheng: "Bask in the sun, the next time you wear it, you will taste the sun."
"Who wants to wear it next time, woo woo woo." Chu Nian buried his flushed little face in the pillow, "You stinky bastard, when did you remodel my cloakroom, why didn't I know?"
Lu Shaocheng: "While you were working, I asked someone to get it, and there were costumes and props inside."
"There are props!" Chu Nian felt that this word was not serious, "What props? The workers who helped move in also saw it?"
"They moved in, of course they saw it." Lu Shaocheng said.
Chu Nian: "!!! Will they think you are a pervert!?"
Lu Shaocheng: "They haven't seen me before, I just called them to come to work, this house belongs to you, they will only think you are a pervert."
Chu Nian: "???"
Lu Shaocheng laughed under Chu Nian's surprised gaze: "I'm lying to you, the props I mentioned are all normal props, such as the books last night, they are all things that you can see in daily life, and they are not what you imagined. of those things."
Chu Nian blushed even more, "The kind of thing I was thinking? What was I thinking? Don't frame me."
Lu Shaocheng said dotingly: "Okay, it's not what you thought, it's my wrong thinking, and it's all my fault."
Although Lu Shaocheng's tone was pampering and coaxing, Chu Nian felt that he was mocking him, "Are you laughing at me?"
"I haven't." Lu Shaocheng said with a smile.
"Are you still saying you're not smiling? What's the corner of your mouth doing?" Chu Nian asked him yelling.
"The corners of my mouth are born like this." Lu Shaocheng said.
"You fart!" Chu Nian was so angry that he hit him with a pillow, "I'm hungry, hurry up and cook for me!"
"It's ready, I'll bring it here for you." Lu Shaocheng said as he went downstairs to bring him the food, and set up a small table on the bed for him to eat.
Chu Nian still finds it quite novel to eat like this, "Eating in bed is like a sick patient."
Lu Shaocheng fed him: "You have limited mobility now, but it's about the same."
When Chu Nian heard him say that he was inconvenient to move, he moved his sore waist and legs again. He wanted to cry a little, but when he thought of the reason for the physical pain, his face turned red again, it was too shameful.
"Don't mention that kind of thing during the meal, and let no one eat." Chu Nian roared in an atmosphere.
Lu Shaocheng raised his eyebrows, "That kind of thing? What did I say?"
"You..." Chu Nian's teeth itch a little, "You said that I am inconvenient to move, are you reminding me of what happened yesterday?"
Lu Shaocheng laughed softly, "Aren't you handicapped?"
"I..." Chu Nian rubbed his sore waist, "Don't keep pinching my waist next time, you will break it sooner or later."
"Okay," Lu Shaocheng quickly agreed, "Next time I'll pinch you somewhere else."
Chu Nian was going to be pissed off by him, "Where else do you want to pinch?"
Lu Shaocheng: "Under the waist, the flesh is more elastic."
"Go away!" Chu Nian was so angry that he refused to let him eat, and drove him out of the room.
Chu Nian didn't leave the room all day, so he slumped on the bed to recuperate, and he rested well the next day, which didn't affect his work.
He felt that today's work should be very tiring, not only mentally, but also physically.
Chu Nian went to the TV station, and the program team even gave him a styling, as if the TV station wanted to turn this parent's short mediation program into a variety show.
But he is going to never do it again after finishing this issue, he is so upset!
He suspects that for the sake of ratings, the program group will not find audiences who really need help in future programs, but will write scripts and find actors to perform programs with ups and downs.
Chu Nian originally participated in this column to help more people, not to make some fake things for ratings, then he might as well have entered the entertainment industry to act, why bother to be a reporter.
What I want to shoot today is Ms. Chu, her husband and best friend sitting together and talking clearly to each other.
Chu Nian felt that Ms. Chu's best friend already wanted to break up with the two couples, and he also supported her best friend's severing relationship with the two, but Ms. Chu was their client, and the client wanted to bring everyone together and put an end to the hatred. They were all resolved, so he could only follow suit.
After gathering everyone together, Chu Nian first summarized the previous interviews.
Ms. Chu said that she didn't know why her husband and best friend got into fights. Her husband said that her best friend was destroying their marriage and advised her wife to divorce every day. The best friend said that Ms. Chu always complained to her about being domestically abused.
After these are finished, let them discuss themselves.
Ms. Chu was very surprised: "I watched the first two episodes of the program, and I was also very surprised. How could this be? When did I complain to you? There is also domestic violence. My husband treats me well, and I will tell you too. You said he was fine, why don't you believe it? I just want you two to stop arguing and sit together calmly to talk things out, and you two don't want to be stingy, okay?"
My husband also said: "Yes, I don't believe she would say those things. She is very innocent and straightforward. She will not speak ill of others behind her back. I didn't intend to forgive you, but my wife and I I said don't be too stingy, and I don't want to be as knowledgeable as a woman like you, so I don't blame you either."
Girlfriend: "You don't need to say anything, I won't be friends with you two anymore, you guys have brought this up on TV, I've been scolded by many people, I have to clarify today."
As she spoke, she showed Chu Nian the evidence in her mobile phone, and the camera followed her to take pictures.
She took out a lot of chat records, in which Ms. Chu complained to him about her husband, not only his husband, but also a lot of colleagues, neighbors, and passers-by. Anyway, they kept complaining every day, complaining about everything. ,everyone.
However, those complaints that have nothing to do with Ms. Chu's husband will help code them later when they are broadcast.
"There are other things. The surveillance video in my living room was originally used to record whether the cat and my children would watch TV when I was away. It happened that she came to my house to chat with me many times and complained about her. The picture of the husband's domestic violence." The best friend showed Chu Nian those surveillance cameras.
After watching these few videos, the truth became clear.
If you haven't interviewed Ms. Chu and her husband, just looking at these chat records and surveillance videos, your first reaction is that Ms. Chu has found a scumbag and lives in dire straits every day. If Chu Nian is her best friend, she will also worry about her , advised her to leave.
The husband was startled. After watching it several times, he asked his wife, "Do I treat you badly at home? Why do you say that about me behind your back?"
Ms. Chu seems to have completely forgotten what she said, "I usually complain about everything, and make fun of it, but it's over after I finish speaking. How did I know that she is so caring? How can I even complain casually and sincerely?" You can’t tell the difference? I also said good things about you later, but she felt that I was pua by you and didn’t believe that you were a good person. Why did she believe bad things and only bad things?”
Girlfriend: "You complained to me that someone domestically abused you, can I not be in a hurry? Now it seems that I am just being a donkey with good intentions, and I don't need to care about you."
Chu Nian couldn't help but also nodded. After nodding, Chu Nian thought that after the show was broadcast, he had to focus on editing his reactions and actions later, so he didn't dare to move.
He asked Ms. Chu: "Has your husband ever beaten you?"
Ms. Chu shook her head: "No, we quarreled that day, and he pushed me. I was angry that day, so I exaggerated."
The husband hurriedly said: "When did I push you? You kept scolding me aggressively. I got annoyed and raised my hand to drive you away. It was just waving and I didn't even touch you. You thought I was going to push you, but then scolded me."
The best friend was speechless, "I don't need to meddle in your business."
Ms. Chu: "But I'm just complaining casually. Who doesn't complain? You usually complain to your friends about life, work or your boss. Are your friends also serious?"
Chu Nian said to Ms. Chu: "Your best friend's understanding of your husband lies entirely in how you describe him. If you describe him as a good man, your best friend thinks he is a good man. If you describe him as a heinous bad man, she will naturally feel that you are suffering. She cares about you so much, so she is naturally anxious."
Girlfriend: "I won't care about her anymore, and I have recognized who she is, and I will only make friends with normal people from now on."
"What do you mean? I'm not normal?"
A few of them quarreled, and Chu Nian didn't dare to go up and stop him. Before when he was recording a program, a family had a fight. He went up to fight and was almost beaten by the family.
Moreover, the more some people fought, the more fiercely they fought. Chu Nian didn't try to stop them this time. Instead, they quarreled for a few words and then stopped talking, as if a cold war had begun.
This time the mediation also failed, and finally they broke up unhappy. Fortunately, the program team did not ask him to continue recording the fourth and fifth episodes.
When Chu Nian returned home, his whole body seemed to have been drained of his soul. He threw himself into Lu Shaocheng's arms, "Make me a tonic soup tonight, let me replenish my body, I feel that my soul has been drained."
"Shall I charge it for you?" Lu Shaocheng said while bowing his head and kissing his mouth, "Is this enough?"
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感谢在2021-11-0312:17:42~2021-11-0322:38:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of cat who does not take the usual path;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!