Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out.

Chapter 79

A BMW car has four wheels, and a BMW horse has four legs, rounded up, it seems to be the same thing.

Pi Xiuxiu comforted himself, and Wenxi jumped out of the car to show him the contract in his hand, and said loudly, "The car I saw is not in stock yet, just pick it up in two days."

Such a sentence pulled Pixiu back from the verge of death. He shook Wenxi's hand and nodded: "Then what happened to these four horses?"

Wenxi smiled embarrassedly: "It's rented, and all the above are my betrothal gifts, and they are all for you."

Pi Xiu leaned over to kiss her, and dragged Wenxi into the house: "I have something to show you too..."

When he saw his own body, Wenxi was stunned. He touched his own face and then the face of his body, and sighed: "It's really the same."

Monkey Two took the camera and went up to show Wenxi the vlog: "That's for sure, Empress Nuwa's level of human creation is pretty good."

I have a body, I have a BMW, everything is ready, just waiting for marriage!

Now it is different from the past. It is a lively event for monsters and gods to get married, but it is a lively event for Pixiu, an old man who has been a thousand years of non-marriage.

On the day that Pi Xiushi publicly sent out the wedding invitation, the forum was quiet for two seconds, and then instantly crashed.

"I thought I could wait, but in the end I got a marriage letter! Crap!"

"If you fall in love with someone who loves to go home, your ending is just endless waiting."

"Li Tao, can't it be said that this is really a second child?"

Ghosts crying, wolves howling, chickens crowing, thousands of words merged into one sentence——

Mom, I really lost my love today!

Su An's private house photo business encountered Waterloo for the first time, but he no longer had the heart to take care of it. The old man surnamed Pi was too picky about the wedding, and several plans he made were rejected.

In a fit of anger, Su An came up with a wedding plan that combined Chinese and Western styles at the bottom of the box. She only wanted to be rich and resplendent, no matter how much money she spent.

Unexpectedly, Pixiu nodded in agreement.

Pi Xiu: "You have been asked to do it a long time ago, we are not short of money."

Boss Pi patted Abacus on the shoulder, and he didn't see the stingy look of adding water to the soup in the past.

Su An rolled his eyes, thinking that this is a good time to take advantage of the fire, if Pi Xiu really loses his head, his life will soon be full of sunshine in the field of hope.

Su An coughed and reminded the boss: "Boss, our wages haven't been raised for ten years. It just happens to be a happy day for you, how about..."

Pi Xiu: "Su An."

Su An responded quickly.

Pixiu turned to look at him: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Stupid enough to give a buddy a raise just because he got married?

Su An immediately shut up, curbed her desire for a salary increase, and devoted herself wholeheartedly to the wedding preparations in full swing.But on the eve of the wedding, he was still thinking about Pixiu's stinginess, which tripped him up.

Three days before the wedding, the couple were divided into rooms and could not see each other.

With a dark face, Pixiu watched Xiaoyurenhuang and Xiaobroom who came to the wedding occupy his bedroom, and Boss Pi, who was driven out by Wenxi with a smile, patted his hand, indicating that he would go on his own!With the pillow and quilt in between, he went downstairs aggressively.

Not just three days, he could bear it.

Waiting for the tiger to come out of the cage three days later, these little cubs will roll as far as they can.

The wedding finally came in the anticipation of everyone. At [-]:[-] that day, the unspeakable wedding live broadcast on the forum was hung on the top, and the entire wedding process was posted on it.

At eight o'clock the two bridegrooms set off and went back to the restaurant in opposite directions.

Then Pixiu went upstairs to pick up Wenxi, and after receiving the person, they drove around together, and finally returned to the restaurant for the opening ceremony.

Not letting go of any business opportunities, Feng even asked Pi Xiu to sign a live broadcast agreement. He swore to God that after the wedding, he would make a Chinese-quality documentary for Pi Xiu.

The one surnamed Pi naturally agreed, and took the opportunity to squeeze out a live broadcast fee from Feng Du to make up for the shortfall these days.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, the wedding officially began. Pixiu set off from the restaurant wearing a tailor-made suit, and led his best man team to show off around the city in the Rolls-Royce Phantom he bought the day before.

Although the four hooves of BMW are good, the longer name of Rolls-Royce sounds more dignified and prestigious.

The best man group, Yang Jian Nezha and Ren Jiao, have their hair combed to look like adults, and they wear handsome suits. Today they are more handsome than imagined.

The chickens in the live barrage were tired of crowing until the end, so I could only type to say that they really didn't have a drop, please stop spreading your damn charm!

Under the arrangement of Su An, the headlights of the high-end sports car are covered with shark beads that are nowhere to be placed. The car body is covered with red happy characters and carefully selected red roses. At first glance, it looks like it has been driven a few times on the road. A red firecracker.

After Pixiu drove around the city, Wenxi got up to clean up, and Xiaoyuren, who was going to be a flower girl, was also called up. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Wenxi put a few lumps of body cream on his face.

Xiao Yuren wiped the incense with his eyes closed, while Wenxi put on a matching suit with Pixiu, his long hair was tied up high, black hair mixed with golden tassels strung with pearls dangling behind his back.

Pixiu drove and he rode a horse. The two started in opposite directions, but they both returned to the restaurant in the end.

It's like two people who are clearly incompatible with each other, but they go around by chance and coincidence, and finally live together, lying on the same bed and covered with a quilt.

The monsters were captured in two ways, showing Pixiu and the beautiful male ghost who had been hiding on the second floor of the restaurant for a long time in 360 degrees without dead ends.

The live barrage was quiet for a few seconds after seeing Wenxi's face, and then broke out into screams of why the hell are you.

"Damn it, don't say he is unworthy!"

"A macho man doesn't hurt anyone! A beauty is only worthy of a beautiful woman! Please let this beauty cast aside her shadows and contact me immediately!"

"Pretty moms are real!"

"He eloped with me on horseback and brought the child, thank you!"

Although Pixiu's face is very handsome, but after seeing too much, it doesn't feel fresh. The monsters love the new and dislike the old, and they flock to Wenxi's live broadcast to express their loyalty.

In the end, because Pixiu was too happy to run a red light, he was stopped by the traffic police on the spot for education and issued a ticket.So Wen Xi went back to the restaurant first, and sat in the room waiting for Pi Xiu to come back.

The newly added door and the pearl jade curtain were locked several times by Su An. Queen Mother Xi brought the goddaughter from Yaochi and the second general Henha who played a friendly guest role to block the door, waiting for Pi Xiu to come up and knock on the door.

Wenxi looked at their actions amusedly: "Do you need my help?"

"No need, you just have to sit down today." Queen Mother Xi stuffed Wenxi with candy for him to sit and eat, while Xiao Yuren circled around Pi Jubao's feet, complaining that the fabric of the trousers made his legs uncomfortable.

The Queen Mother of the West suddenly hissed, and the sound of footsteps came, and the people in the room suddenly fell into a state of first-level alert.

Pixiu opened the door but didn't open it. He pushed hard, and then he heard humming from inside.

Queen Mother Xi coughed: "Old Pi, we've been friends for so many years, we won't make things difficult for you when you get married, just answer a few questions and we'll open the door."

Pixiu pushed the door hard: "I thought I invited you here as an internal response, and didn't ask you to rebel to block my door."

The second general, Humph Ha, wrestled with him: "Pi Xiu, it is very difficult for Tang Monk to learn scriptures, so what if you marry a wife and ask you three questions?"

Nezha raised his eyebrows: "People have to answer questions when picking up their wives? Be careful not to get married and be kicked by donkeys when you go out."

The Queen Mother of the West smiled: "You still arranged for Zhang Guolao's donkey to pull the stone mill in the backyard for today's soybean milk. Is there a second donkey in this world that can kick us?"

Ren Jiao understands the situation in the world, so he quickly interrupted the conversations of several people, stuffed a red envelope through the crack of the door and said, "Yes, please, Queen Mother of the West, for the sake of our old tree blooming, please keep the question simple and don't embarrass others." .”

"That's about the same." Queen Mother Xi cleared her throat and asked loudly, "The first question! How many buns are there on Sakyamuni's head?"

Pixiu saw the face of Sakyamuni, the benefactor who is about to come to the West Paradise, and immediately became angry: "Who the hell knows? I have trypophobia! Just seeing his hair makes me flustered!"

"Then the second question!" The Queen Mother of the West elongated her voice, "How many times does Jingwei call Jingwei in a year?"

Pixiu choked: "Jingwei doesn't even know how many sentences he has to repeat in a year? Just tell me, don't you want me to get married at all?"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, the last question! If you can't say it, pull it down!" Xi Wangmu slammed the door to remind, Pixiu had already started to accumulate energy with a dark face, and if Xi Wangmu kept working again, he swore that he would punch him Violently opened the door and brought Wenxi out directly.

But just as he was accumulating energy, he heard Wenxi's voice from behind the door.

Wenxi: "Last question, how much did I spend with you from the beginning to now?"

Pi Xiu: ...

Nezha frowned: "Who remembers this, Pixiu, you said he..."

Pi Xiu interrupted Nezha suddenly, and reported a huge number accurate to two decimal places.

Nezha: ...

The people who greeted the relatives fell silent. No one really thought that Pi Xiu could tell the numbers, but he used his strength to slap his face, and he really did it.

Thanks to you!The stingy ancestor Pixiu!

Two seconds later the door opened.

Queen Mother Xi gave a thumbs up to Pi Xiu, and sighed sincerely: "Awesome, really."

Pi Xiu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and was about to walk down while holding Wenxi, but was held down by Wenxi.

Wenxi looked at him: "I want to go down with you."

Pixiu paused and said hello, then held his face and kissed Wenxi a long kiss in front of everyone.

The live broadcast camera came with a 360-degree long lens to shoot the kiss, trying to present the whole kissing picture perfectly.

There are constant discussions in the barrage:

"Did you see that the third prince has a sour face?"

"The third prince's body and organs have been healthy for thousands of years without a partner. It can't be said that he is all married and still single. It is too miserable."

"To be honest, I don't know who to be jealous of at the moment."

"My husband kissed my husband, and he kissed me round and round."

The two went downstairs holding hands, and just standing in the hall, two cannons rang out.

The mermaids held up the colorful tubes in their hands and shot them into the air. Others dropped golden plastic paper, and they dropped serious gold foil and small fritillary.

Focus on showing a rich man.

When the monkey spirits saw that their boss had successfully picked up the bride and went downstairs, they immediately blew the trumpets and gongs. They brought out their skills as a street performer in the past, and personally performed a Spring Festival prelude for the surnamed Pi to set off the atmosphere.

Get married, fun is the most important thing!

But when Xiaoyuren began to walk ahead and sprinkle gold and petals to say auspicious words, the Spring Festival prelude was replaced with a dream wedding, perfectly realizing the fusion of Chinese and Western.

Pixiu led Wenxi out, and the two of them had to drive around in the car before going back to the restaurant for dinner.

In the past, it was riding a horse, but now it is by car. When Pi Xiu gets married, he rides a horse-drawn cart. The combination of Chinese and Western!

Four BMWs pulled Rolls-Royce in front, and the two newcomers sat in the car for a circle. The camera first took a shot of the horse, and then gave another shot of the two people in the car.

The words "combination of Chinese and western" are engraved in the bones of this wedding.

After a row of ellipsis in the barrage, someone finally broke the silence.

"I don't know what to say, so I wish them a happy wedding."

After a circle, the climax of the wedding was finally reached. The previous part of worship was canceled and replaced by the oath. The Jade Emperor stood in front of the two of them as a guest priest in white, and only asked a simple question——

"Would you still like to be with him when he has no money?"

After getting a yes answer, the Jade Emperor coughed and said, "Now you can exchange rings."

The ring was bought by Pixiu. Everyone has a clear understanding of his aesthetic level. Self-consciousness has nothing to do with being low-key, but no one thought that he could be so outrageous.

Ten rings, he brought a total of ten rings to Wenxi, diamonds, gems, pearls and gold are arranged and combined, each of which is a different wealth and wealth, and each size can be used as a bottle opener.

Standing below, Ren Jiao was dumbfounded, he pulled Lasuan and asked, "Did you know before?"

Su An waved his hand weakly: "Don't ask me, I don't know anything."

After the ceremony was over, the table was finally ready for dinner. Monkey one, two, three, four, five helped to arrange the chopsticks, and Guan Guanfei started to receive the guests with his own voice in the air, arranging the guests to be seated in an orderly manner, but anyone who jumped in line would be stigmatized.

The waiter in the restaurant took off his suit and went into the kitchen. Cao Cao, relying on his many and long hands, was running around the kitchen while serving food in the lobby.While running, he also reminded the octopus spirit who came from the East China Sea to help.

"Brother Huo! Didn't you smell that your two tentacles are ripe?"

Nezha took out all his three heads and six arms to help with the cooking. He scolded Pi Xiu while chopping vegetables, acting ferociously as if he mistook the meat on the cutting board for Pi Xiu.

Because it was a feast of flowing water, Pi Xiu and Wenxi came out to toast a round of wine. After hearing a lot of auspicious words, the twelve golden immortals and 72 gods took turns to pour wine for Pi Xiu, but I didn't expect that Wenxi, a young man, was also a good drinker. Yes, the couple teamed up to drink up these few people.

Just as the banquet was in full swing, Wen Xi was suddenly patted on the shoulder, and a strange-looking man smiled at him with a wine glass: "Today, I heard that Patriarch Pi got married, so come here to be happy."

Wenxi was just stunned for a moment before realizing that Tao Ti was standing in front of him.

Tao Ti drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and smiled at Wenxi: "Don't you want to drink?"

Wenxi nodded quickly, and took Pixiu to drink a cup.

Tao Ti nodded and smiled, and Wenxi heard the second sister's voice ringing in his ears: "My little brother looks good today, seeing you get married, my sister's wish is finally fulfilled."

Just as Wenxi was about to say a few more words, Tao Ti shook his head slightly at him.

"Have another drink, I respect you." Pixiu poured it for him with the jug, and the two of them clinked glasses and drank it in one gulp.

Tao Ti didn't stay for long, secretly stuffed Wenxi a piece of red paper and left with the words gift money.

Pixiu looked at Wenxi's disappointed face, put his arms around him and said in a low voice, "It will be a long time in the future, don't worry."

Wenxi responded, and began to entertain the guests who had just arrived.

The busiest time in the back kitchen passed, Ren Jiao Qiu Fu and Nezha finally had time to come out to catch their breath and eat and drink with the guests.The monkey spirits who had been helping in the lobby had already drunk too much, and they showed their original shape and played drunken fists all over the venue. After being applauded, they picked up the erhu gongs and drums and started playing music.

There was a lot of applause from below, and some people even got drunk and went crazy and danced to the Spring Festival overture played by monkeys. The people below took videos on their mobile phones and posted them online——

"The lost monkey show is rare in a hundred years!"

Ren Jiao lost his mind after drinking, and didn't want to let the monkey spirits show off. A kite turned onto the stage and began to step on some music and play tricks. He crazily winked at Pi Shaodi in the audience and invited him to participate in this dance Wang Shengyan, swinging with himself.

Pi Jubao silently lowered his head and pretended to look around, but Qiu Fu, who was drunk, resolutely stepped onto the stage, turned into the master of shadows, and questioned his proud brother with his body——

If I let you do it all over again, will you love me?

Ren Jiao gave him a kick, and also used his own behavior to answer this sobering question.

No, get out!

The banquet lasted from the daytime to the beginning of the lights, and after the last guest was sent away, the whole restaurant lost a layer of skin, and they didn't even have the strength to speak on the table, let alone the strength to make a bridal chamber.

The second floor tonight was contracted by Pi Xiu and Wenxi, and the two went upstairs holding hands, and began to enjoy the time that only belonged to them.

Their bridal chamber is a festive night.