Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out.

Chapter 4

Pixiu sat on the master chair with his eyes closed, two health balls were spinning in his palms, and there was a cold drink on the table in front of him, some pieces of ice were exposed halfway through the drink.

The temperature of the air conditioner was too low, and the few people sitting opposite him hesitated to speak. They wanted to increase the temperature of the air conditioner, but they dared not speak, so they could only tighten their clothes.

The door was pushed open, Pixiu opened his eyes and threw the healthcare ball back into the basket beside him.

Wenxi consciously walked to Pi Xiu's side, but the Taishi chair was too small and Pi Xiu's butt was too big, there was no place to sit by himself, so he could only lean on the armrest and ask, "Have you been waiting for a long time?"

Pi Xiu glanced at him, today the scholar's ghost's hair was not all tied up, half of it was loose on his shoulders, he was a little less faceless, but he looked better than usual.

"It's not that long, but you're slow enough." Pi Xiu tapped his fingers on the table twice: "There are no chairs, just stand up."

Wenxi didn't say anything, just smiled at the few people who were staring at her.

"That's him?" a man wearing glasses asked aloud.

Pixiu nodded: "He smells gluttonous, you should all have smelled it."

"How did you find it?" One of the women raised her eyebrows: "It's rare to see old ghosts of his age. You probably went to dig graves with others because this dilapidated restaurant couldn't keep going, right?"

Digging graves is a high-risk work activity for people, but for a big monster like Pixiu, it's like playing with mud, it's just a small problem.

Pi Xiu sneered: "This is when I went to throw out the garbage that day. As soon as the garbage was out of my hands, this guy's bone jar fell into my arms, just like a fucking airdrop."

The woman was taken aback, and murmured, "Did you win the lottery by sorting the garbage correctly?"

"What airdrop is not airdrop, let's see the painting first."

A dwarf in the corner took out a long scroll from his short sleeve and handed it over. Wenxi stared blankly and didn't answer it for a long time.

He stared at the dwarf and asked, "Where did you draw this painting?"

"In the sleeve." The dwarf didn't know why, and tugged at his sleeve at Wenxi: "This is called the universe in the sleeve. A mortal ghost like you must have never seen it before."

Only then did Wenxi take the painting, nodded and said, "It's true that I haven't seen it before."

He thought the dwarf was pulling something out of his armpit, but thinking about it, it was too hot.

The cold drink on the table was moved aside, Wenxi opened the scroll, and a picture of a night banquet unfolded on the table.

The maids and actors were like a cloud, and the cups were in a trance. Wenxi just took a look and then froze, and didn't make a sound for a long time.

"what happened?"

Seeing that he didn't speak, Pi Xiu stood up and went to the table to look at the painting, and was stunned. After a while, he squeezed out a sentence: "I've fooled your mother, how can this kind of painting recognize people?"

Ancient meticulous painting, the lines are slender and smooth, but at first glance, the faces are all the same, with round faces and thin eyes, men with beards and women's long hair.

The man and woman were also silent, only the dwarf was still explaining to himself: "What can I do! People at that time drew like this! It's not like having a camera now, just click and click to finish the job, just this painting I took it from his desk when I went to catch Taotie last time."

The dwarf slapped the table: "He's on it! He said it himself! There's him on it. When I drank with him that time, he said that if I could find him in the painting, he would take the baby you cheated from me!" Give it all to me!"

Pi Xiu: ...

The dwarf realized that he had said something wrong, and immediately stepped back a few steps to stare at Pi Xiu, and said in a trembling voice: "Pi Xiu, let me tell you, I am registered, if you eat me, I will break the law!"

The low stool next to the grand master's chair was kicked away, and it hit the corner of the wall and cracked into several pieces. The short man was so frightened that he immediately stood at attention, and almost raised his hand to salute Pixiu.

"I don't care why you can't register!" Pi Xiu had black scales on his face, and his eyes were horribly yellow, and he just kicked that dwarf on his back.

A man and a woman next to him hurried up to stop him, and the woman just grabbed Pi Xiu's arm when she felt her palms burning, and she yelled immediately.

"If you don't calm down, you will be bombed by heaven!"

Wenxi immediately took several steps back when he heard the words, for fear that Pixiu would explode and splash his flesh and internal organs. Even though he was a ghost, he wanted to be a clean ghost.

The man was not afraid of being burned, so he pulled Pi Xiu back and shouted at the top of his voice, "He is also a god of wealth! If you really eat it in one bite, he will cause serious problems!"

Pi Xiu stared at the dwarf: "Li Tiaozu, come here!"

Li Caishen stood still against the wall: "You let me go, and when the things are found, I will make a relationship with you so that you don't have to pay taxes!"

"Pay tax? What kind of tax to pay?" Pi Xiu's eyes were completely yellow: "I have to pay the fucking tax when I find my own things? Are you crazy about money!"

It's fine to open a restaurant and pay taxes according to the rules of human beings, but he, a victim of being cheated, has to pay taxes when he recovers his property?

Are human beings crazy about money?

"Those treasures of yours are all national treasures, and if they can't be put in the museum collection, you must pay taxes!" Li Guizu smiled flatteringly: "Don't be angry, Boss Pi, the treasures have not been found. If you are angry to death, the loss outweighs the gain? "

Pi Xiu took a few breaths, and finally he didn't want to rush forward to eat people.

"I won't pay a penny of tax!" Pixiu drank the cold drink on the table, chewed the ice cubes and said angrily, "Don't try to deduct a penny or a copper coin from me! Taking money from Pixiu is just a daydream!"

Wenxi was taken aback when he heard the words, it turned out that the monster was a Pixiu, he couldn't help but look between Pixiu's buttocks.

It is said that Pixiu can only go in and out, I don't know if it is true or not...

"What are you doing standing there! Come here!" Pi Xiu suddenly turned around and stretched out his hand towards Wenxi.

The remaining three looked at the scholar ghost holding Pi Xiu's hand in surprise, and with a flick of the white sleeve, there was a black lacquered fan painted in gold in his hand.

"Why do I feel that the temperature is a little high?" Wen Xi spread out his fan to fan Pi Xiu, and said with a smile, "Why are you so angry in summer?"

Seeing Wenxi being held in Pi Xiu's arms, the woman asked in surprise, "Don't you feel hot?"

Wenxi glanced at her: "I'm a ghost, I'm not as sensitive to temperature as you are, I just feel a little hotter than before."

"It shouldn't be, even if it's a ghost..." the woman murmured.

Pi Xiu relied on the coldness on Wenxi's body to calm down slowly. He turned his head and leaned his face against the scholar ghost's chest, feeling a cold hand slowly pressing down on the back of his neck, and began to feel dissatisfied again. The clothes on the scholar get in the way.

Seeing that Pi Xiu had calmed down, Li Guizu dared to take two steps forward and said, "With the testimony of Yuelao and Queen Mother Xi, I won't pay any money when you get your things back, and you won't have to pay any taxes. Find Taotie!"

"It's up to you to say that!"

Pi Xiu snatched the fan from Wenxi's hand and fanned it himself. Wenxi stopped his hands and sat obediently when he saw this, but looked at the meticulous painting on the table and asked: "This painting is from Taotie? Which one is he?" ?”

"this."

Li Guizu came over with the painting, pointed to the man in white shirt who was talking with the maid in the corner behind the screen, looked at him expectantly and asked, "Have you seen it?"

"I haven't seen it." Wenxi shook her head honestly.

To be honest, where would anyone look like this?

However, he does know the other people in this painting, but they are all guests sitting at the banquet, so he doesn't care about the little people in this inconspicuous corner.

Pi Xiu said impatiently: "Okay, just your broken painting, the people don't look like human beings, how can he recognize them?"

Sitting at the table, Queen Mother Xi sighed, "What should I do?"

"What's the rush? Taotie can fix his soul, so he will naturally come back to him. As long as he comes, he won't worry about catching that bastard." Pixiu thought about getting angry: "When the time comes, I will ask him to cheat the old man away with his principal and interest." Spit out my stuff!"

If it weren't for the bastard Taotie, why would he open a restaurant in such a shabby place and live with so little poor running water?One month, I have to repay the loan to the bank on time, pay the utility bills, and pay the wages of those little monsters.

Pixiu opened his eyes and opened his mind, this Pixiu who has never been able to get in and out, where did he ever have such a depressed life?

Thanks to the animal Taotie, he has tasted all kinds of human sufferings.

"What's your relationship with Taotie?" The young Yuelao looked at Wenxi who was sitting on Pixiu's lap. From left to right, he looked like a human being, but he was pretty good-looking, and had nothing to do with the prototype of Taotie who was on all fours. .

Yuelao made bold assumptions and carefully argued: "You are his... concubine?"

Wenxi suddenly turned dark: "I have nothing to do with him!"

Pixiu suddenly realized, grabbed Wenxi's wrist and stretched it out, "Look at his marriage line, is it connected with Taotie?"

As soon as these words were uttered, Queen Mother Xi and Yuelao's expressions changed, as if they saw a green light descending from the sky, just landing on the top of Pi Xiu's forehead.

Queen Mother Xi couldn't help asking: "Now you hold him, and then ask him if he is married to Taotie. Pixiu, is there something wrong with you?"

"He's cold, what's wrong with me hugging him? Do you really want to watch me die from such heat?" Pi Xiu hugged Wenxi and weighed him: "I can still eat a male ghost?"

Wenxi supported his shoulders, his face turned blue and white, dared to be angry and could only grit his teeth and asked: "The portrait is of a man, how could he be married to me?"

"He changes his face every time he comes out, who the hell knows his male and female?" Pixiu said angrily.

Queen Mother Xi was taken aback: "That's right, we haven't known whether he is male or female for so many years."

Wenxi was also stunned, he couldn't tell the difference between male and female, what kind of bastard are you looking for?

Yuelao had seen strong winds and waves, and said calmly: "It doesn't matter if you are male or female, as long as there is a destiny, animals and people can be tied together."

No matter how Wenxi heard it, he thought it sounded like a curse, but he still stretched out his hand honestly, showing the young and elderly man his marriage line.

When he was alive, his grandfather also arranged a marriage for him. It was a young lady from the Hou's family. I heard that she was pretty and charming, and her family was well educated. She and I were a match made in heaven.

Maybe this marriage line is still in the hands of the young lady, and I can continue my relationship with her reincarnation, just like what is said in the story book, to be a pair of ghost couples who are not afraid of the world.

Yuelao took Wenxi's hand and saw that there was indeed a red line, but when he followed the red line to find the other end, he was dumbfounded and stared at Pi Xiu for a long time without saying a word.

"What are you looking at me for? I have money on my face?" Pixiu frowned.

Yuelao was stunned and said: "Why is his marriage line tied to you?"

As long as there is fate, animals and people can be tied together.

Wenxi's eyes darkened, thinking that this is really a marriage that is not afraid of the world.