Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out.

Chapter 2



Chapter 2

When Boss Pi met Wenxi, a scholarly ghost, he was taking a walk after dinner and throwing out the trash. He just stood in front of the sorting trash can and cleaned it up.

Pixiu is a Pixiu who can bring good luck and wealth. He holds the white jade jar and looks left and right, up and down, thinking that no matter how much money he can make, it won't be a windfall, right?

Could it be that the eccentric Tiandao finally opened his eyes and realized that the monster is his own son?

Boss Pi held up the jar and looked at it twice, remembering that the monkey waiter in the store had broken a pickle jar with his hands and feet, and the white jade was of good texture and could just top it.

It's just that this jar is a bit evil, someone should have put a curse on it, so that the things in this jar cannot be reincarnated.Pixiu has seen this kind of dirty things a lot, and usually those who are banned are either unlucky or black-hearted.

He thought for a while and stretched out his hand to grab the jar, tearing off the spell and crushing it into ashes.

No matter what is in this jar, he has to take this jar, and there is no reason to give away the kimchi jar he got.

But as soon as the spell turned to ashes, he could smell the faint smell of gluttony on the jar.

Taotie, a fugitive from a century-old economic case, has committed many crimes of fraud and robbery.Pixiu was deeply hurt by this, and his savings for many years were cheated away by Taotie along with his sleeping mountain.

He stared at the jar and suddenly his hands trembled, thinking that this murderer was slaughtered outside and made pickles by Cantonese, right?

Damn, do you want to die before paying back the money?

Boss Pi opened the jar, and a strong fragrance wafted out from it. Although the smell of gluttonous gluttony became stronger, he frowned, confirming that it was not gluttonous gluttonous.

But it's not enough to seal a layer of spells on the outside. Inside the jar, there are these heretics to soak people's bones and lock their souls. I don't know how much hatred there is.

He put the altar on the ground, reached out and knocked on the wall of the altar to call out the soul: "Come out and speak if you are conscious."

There was no movement in the jar for a long while, Pi Xiu was a little impatient, and directly reached out to grab the soul that was about to dissipate, and he held the scholar in white clothes with loose hair in his hand.

Wenxi wakes up leisurely, only feels that he has had a very long dream. In the dream, the cups and cups are staggered and magnificent, the cars and BMWs are unparalleled, and he is still the youngest son of the Wen family, the number one playboy in the capital.

When he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the man in front of him. He was more terrifying than the expedition generals he had seen.

A red light flashed in front of my eyes, dusty memories were opened, and the scene of officers and soldiers rushing into the house to search the house emerged before my eyes. The faces of the people in front of me were repeated and staggered with those vicious faces, and Wenxi struggled and screamed suddenly.

Boss Pi told him to shut up and quiet down with one finger.

Aside from the strong fragrance of bones soaked in the jar, the fragrance of soul-fixing and gluttony on the scholar's body intertwined.Pixiu sniffed carefully, his face darkened.

"Why do you smell like gluttonous?" Pi Xiu pinched the scholar's pretty face and asked, "Tell me where the gluttonous is, and I will guarantee you a good pregnancy in the next life."

But Boss Pi looks too fierce, and the strength in his hands is too strong, the scholar just dropped his head and passed out after saying a word.

If Boss Pi hadn't decisively stuffed the person into the jar again, and rushed back to the shop with all his strength to light the incense for the soul, the scholar ghost would have been out of his wits long ago. How could he sit on his sofa and watch TV?

Seeing that Wenxi stopped talking again, Pi Xiu stretched out his hand to pull the hair on his cheeks, and said casually: "You just woke up and don't know what time it is now, and it takes time to get used to it, so I'll let you think about it, it's just that you've watched all the TV shows. One dozen, one cabinet full of books, and two sets of college entrance examination papers, so I should get used to it."

Wenxi still didn't speak.

"Speak." Pi Xiu said lightly, "Don't make me angry."

"I'm used to it." Wenxi said with a flattering smile at Pixiu, and said in a soft voice like a different person: "You just ask, as long as I know, I will know everything and talk about it."

Boss Pi snorted, thinking that Wenxi was still sensible, and he didn't waste his little treasure of fishing for souls and renewing his life.

"As long as you tell me where Taotie is, when the weather cools down this year, I will send you to reincarnation, and guarantee your next life will be rich and safe."

Wenxi was taken aback, and asked, "Why do you have to wait for the weather to cool down?"

"Because it's too hot in summer, you have to stay for me to cool down." Pi Xiu looked at the weather forecast on TV and frowned: "Damn it, it's only May and it's so hot."

Wenxi laughed angrily, but when Pi Xiu looked over, he immediately lowered his head and made a novel: "Gaotie is a strange beast, I have never seen it before."

"Of course it won't appear in front of people in the shape of a beast. Taotie, that ugly thing, likes to bluff around in the world wearing a good-looking human skin." Pi Xiu scolded a few words with disdain, and then asked: "Have you ever seen Appetite?" Very nice person."

Wenxi asked: "I have a particularly good appetite? How good is it?"

"Have you ever seen a food bucket that can eat a cow in one breath?" Boss Pi thought for a while and continued to increase: "Add five chickens, six geese, and ten fish."

Wenxi: ...

Wenxi: "I've never seen it before."

Boss Pi frowned, his body temperature seemed to rise again after dropping just now, he held Wenxi's arm against his face, the cold touch made him calm down.

Wenxi was pinched by him and did not dare to move his arms. He was so frightened and angry that he put on a smile on his face, and asked considerately, "Are you more comfortable now?"

Pi Xiu nodded, and continued to ask: "Are you sure you haven't seen it?"

"No." Wenxi replied affirmatively.

Pi Xiu: "Then why did this Taotie kill you? If he hadn't fixed your soul for you, you would have died long ago after being sealed in that yin altar."

"I don't know either." Wenxi shook her head.

"Then how exactly did you die? Whose name is that? Tell me, and I'll look it up myself." Pixiu stared into his eyes: "If you don't tell me yourself, I can still find out in other ways. but……"

"I really can't remember." Wenxi turned pale, and smiled at Pi Xiu: "Of course I dare not lie to you, but now the things in my head are all mixed up, and my soul is not complete, I just remember My surname is Wen, and I used to be a son of a rich family, so I don’t remember anything else.”

Pi Xiu frowned, and was about to say more when he heard the beaded curtain rang at the door.

"Boss, the meal is ready."

The voice of the monkey spirit behind the bead curtain was a little trembling, afraid that he would interrupt the boss's good deeds, so he boldly said, "Do you need me to serve it to you?"

After a while, a voice came: "No, I'll go down now."

Only then did the monkey spirit resign and go downstairs as if he had received an amnesty.

Pi Xiu glanced

Wenxi went downstairs for the first time, and felt as if everyone was looking at her.But when he looked over, everyone avoided their eyes.

It's the same as when I was alive.

He sneered in his heart, but his face was calm, and he followed behind Pi Xiu obediently.When he stood by the table and took a look, the tableware was already set, except for Pixiu's jade chopsticks and gold bowl, the others were ordinary porcelain bowls and wooden chopsticks.

But after counting the number, I found that I didn't have my own bowls and chopsticks, and I didn't even have my own seat.

He frowned and was about to speak, when he saw a boy coming over with a bowl of medicine and stammering, "Boss, boss, the medicine, the medicine is ready."

Pixiu looked at it, and told the child to get a spoon.

Wenxi was sitting beside him in his arms. The widened throne was covered with thick cotton cushions, and a layer of mahjong mats was spread on the cushions, which seemed a bit nondescript.

The feeling of sitting on it was rather novel. Wenxi touched the strange-looking mat under her body and thought, if the bamboo block was replaced with jade, it might be cooler.

But he took a look at the size of the people around him, and if he wanted to change it to jade, the thing next to him, who didn't know if it was a monster or a monster, would be completely shattered as soon as he sat down, which would be a waste of money.

The child came over with a porcelain white spoon, and Pi Xiu pushed the bowl of medicine in front of Wenxi: "This is medicine for your soul, drink it."

Wenxi didn't take the medicine, but looked at the fresh food in front of the leather shoes.

"What are these?" Wenxi looked at the dishes in front of Yanlixiu. Most of them were tofu and vegetables, which were incompatible with his own feelings.This kind of vicious person should be eating meat and drinking in big bowls, why is he like a monk?

He looked at the dishes with red oil and large pieces of meat floating in front of the shop assistants and said, "Why do you eat differently from them?"

Pi Xiu took a mouthful of tofu and ate it: "Because it's cool to eat."

Seeing that Wenxi was not taking medicine but staring at himself eating, he frowned and was about to say what to see, but he also thought that this old ghost had been sealed in a jar for hundreds of years and hadn't seen the light of day, so he probably wanted to eat but couldn't speak.

Boss Pi put down his chopsticks, picked up the bowl of medicine and brought it to Wenxi's mouth: "Drink the medicine first, and then eat after drinking."

Wenxi looked at him: "Can ghosts eat?"

This question was so thought-provoking that the whole dining room fell silent, and even Pi Xiu's face darkened, he directly put the bowl to Wenxi's mouth, and said viciously, "Drink!"

All right, just drink it, you can't die again anyway.

Wenxi drank the medicine from Pi Xiu's hand. The bitter taste made ghosts tremble, and he once wondered if it was a bowl of poison. Spit it back to him.

"Why are you drinking so fast?" Pi Xiu patted his back, thinking that if he died from coughing, where would he find another ice pillow that suits him so well.

Seeing the person in his arms coughing dizzily and trembling on his shoulder, Boss Pi couldn't help asking the little stutterer who brought the medicine: "Did you fry this medicine while looking at it?"

Xiao stammered and nodded in horror: "Yes, I was the one who fried it."

Wenxi coughed for a while to recover, sat up straight and said, "I didn't expect it to be so bitter."

"It's really so bitter?" Pi Xiu thought to himself why he didn't feel so bitter after drinking it. He took the bowl and drank the remaining medicine into his mouth, and it spit out within a second.

Wenxi: ...

Pixiu became furious, smashed the bowl on the table, and yelled at the monster staring at him: "Why are you staring at me, is there food on my face? Eat!"

All the monsters under the seat started to eat, lowering their heads and not daring to look at the boss for a second.

Wenxi sat on the side with mixed emotions, wanted to laugh but couldn't, but he really wanted to laugh, so he could only resist pulling out a napkin and handing it over to Pixiu to wipe his mouth.

Boss Pi was irritated by a mouthful of bitter medicine, and his body became hot again. He grabbed Wenxi's hand and pulled him directly into his arms.

Xiao stammered to the side and was too scared to speak, and asked tremblingly: "Boss, boss, do you want to serve a pair of bowls and chopsticks for the boss, the lady boss, didn't the lady boss just say that I want to eat, eat?"

Pi Xiu frowned when he heard this: "The boss? Where did the boss come from? I don't have a mother."

Wenxi: ...

Wenxi: Damn, how dare you talk about a man.


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