Chapter 1886 You Zhang Go
Chapter 1886 You Zhang Go
If this is said, let Qin Ya, Lin Shishi, Zhou Mei, Feng Er and the others hear it.
They will definitely vomit blood three feet collectively.
At the same time, he would complain: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, that can be called your first kiss! You shameless old driver, won't your conscience hurt if you say such a thing?"
"Of course it's you! Damn it, you came here to kiss my mouth and didn't brush your teeth. However, I can't blame you. You were arrested by those militants and couldn't brush your teeth. Then I rescued you. This...forget it."
Ye Xiaobai sighed, as if he had suffered a lot. "It's just that I can't forget about my first kiss. My future wife must be very sad knowing that my first kiss is gone. Hey, I'm sorry for her!"
Seeing Ye Xiaobai's painful and wronged face.
Mi Lulu was also taken aback, feeling that she was a little sorry for this kid!
"Well, you said that I kissed your mouth. I don't admit it. After all, I just need the oxygen in your mouth. It's just that this kind of action is no different from kissing. I accidentally took your first kiss away. That's really true. I'm sorry, but you don't suffer, it's my first kiss too! But I admit, I'm wrong, tell me, what do you want?"
Mi Lulu then spoke slowly.
Ye Xiaobai was happy in his heart, but he had a very sad expression on his face, "Forget it, the teacher told me since I was a child that you should be magnanimous to others and have a heart like the sea. I decided to forgive you, but, You have to promise me one condition."
"What conditions? To be your wife?"
Mi Lulu stared at Ye Xiaobai vigilantly like a conditioned reflex, she would not be very pedantic thinking that if the other party saved her, she would give her body to him.
Hmph, this girl is not that kind of person, you thought it was a novel routine!
There are many ways to repay gratitude.
Promising this thing with your body, unless it is true love and affection, otherwise... that is a big fool.
"You think beautiful."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes.
Just kidding, my brother's skill in picking up girls is already perfect, you girl, do you want to play tricks?hehe!
Hearing this, Mi Lulu couldn't control her body, choked on a big mouthful of seawater, and then sprayed Ye Xiaobai's face.
As a woman, to be rejected so blatantly by someone is undoubtedly a huge blow to Mi Lulu. You must know that there are also a lot of men who pursue Mi Lulu.
"What do you want?"
Mi Lulu asked curiously.
"I want you to keep it a secret. The fact that you took my first kiss can't be told everywhere, and no one can tell it. In this way, if no one knows, my psychological guilt will be relieved. After all, it is to save people! I believe, My future wife can understand."
Ye Xiaobai said seriously.
call!
When Mi Lulu heard it, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking it was something!
"Okay, I promise you, I, Mi Lulu, swear to the sky today, if I, Mi Lulu, break my oath, I will be struck with thunder."
Mi Lulu then raised her left hand and swore to God, "Okay, are you satisfied now?"
"Yes, Not Bad."
Ye Xiaobai nodded, he didn't believe in any oath, if the oath would come true, in this world, how many people were struck to death by lightning every day.
This is just to tease the little girl.
The most important thing is that such boring interactions are the core of the technology to really pick up girls, and build a relationship foundation virtually.
"Then how do we go back now?"
Mi Lulu asked with a smile.
Ye Xiaobai just returned to this question, "That..." Looking around, it was all sea water, and there was not a single bird in sight.
He turned on the watch, positioned himself, and saw that he was located at [-] degrees south latitude of the Atlantic Ocean. Even if it was from the African continent, it was still a long distance, at least thousands of kilometers away.
"You didn't call for a boat, or a helicopter to pick you up or something?"
Mi Lulu said again.
Ye Xiaobai shook his head.
"Ah! Aren't we going to drown in this sea?"
Mi Lulu panicked.
Ye Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders, "How is that possible, we are also people who can swim, let's swim back."
Ah!
Mi Lulu almost fainted.
Across the Atlantic?
Oh my God!
This joke is not funny!
But when she came back to her senses, she saw Ye Xiaobai swim more than ten meters away.
"Stop moaning and moaning there, hurry up and swim!"
A sly look flashed across Ye Xiaobai's eyes.Of course he can call and ask Lu Jifeng to come back by boat to pick him up, and at the same time he can call Ma Zhaolong and ask him to send a plane over.
but……
Ye Xiaobai did not choose to do this.
Just kidding, the opportunity to be alone with the goddess teacher, how can I let the ship and the plane be destroyed!
"Ah I……"
"Here comes the shark."
"Ah...wait for me!"
Mi Lulu was so frightened that she hurriedly swam towards Ye Xiaobai.
Ye Xiaobai also deliberately slowed down, and he and Mi Lulu kept swimming in the sea.
The distance between the two was only one or two meters, so Ye Xiaobai could clearly see Mi Lulu's charming figure wrapped behind her wet back.
Women with protruding front and back are really very attractive!
And in about 10 minutes, Mi Lulu gasped, "I can't do it, I think I'm going to die! Ye Xiaobai... I'm thirsty, I'm so hungry! I have no energy!"
Seeing Mi Lulu's weak look, Ye Xiaobai smiled and said, "Come, let me give you some water."
Saying that, Ye Xiaobai conjured up a bottle of mineral water, which of course was prepared by Ye Xiaobai long ago and hidden on his body. After all, our classmate Xiaobai has flown thousands of miles on a pedal plane before. Sky experience, know the importance of bringing some water.
Seeing the bottle of mineral water, Mi Lulu's eyes lit up, she took it, unscrewed the cap, and drank the bottle of water in one go.
Now, I feel a little better.
But his stomach was still rumbling with hunger.
"Ye Xiaobai, when are we going to swim? I feel like we're all going to die in this sea! I can't swim anymore, I really can't swim anymore."
Mi Lulu looked at the vast ocean with a look of despair.
"You ride on my back, and I will swim with you."
Ye Xiaobai said immediately.
"Um, can you do it?"
Mi Lulu was slightly taken aback.
"If I can't, I have to. As a man, I should protect women. As the saying goes, save people to the end, and send Buddha to the west. Since I have saved you, I will definitely let you return to the magic capital without incident. our motherland."
Ye Xiaobai patted himself on the back, "Come on! You're welcome."
Mi Lulu shook her sexy thin lips, finally lay on Ye Xiaobai's body, and then rode on Ye Xiaobai's back like a horse, her long legs were tightly clamped Ye Xiaobai was deeply afraid that he would fall into the sea.
Next, Ye Xiaobai began to carry Mi Lulu and continued to move forward.
"Hey! I can't see that your physical strength is so good. You can swim faster by carrying me."
Mi Lulu felt that she was sitting on a speedboat instead of a human being.
"I swam slowly before, that's because... I want to wait for you! Otherwise, I might have swam to a small island now!"
Ye Xiaobai said with a smile.
And Mi Lulu was riding on his back, supported by the beauty's legs, that feeling made Ye Xiaobai very happy.
In fact, this is what Ye Xiaobai did to stay in the sea without asking for help, to take advantage of Teacher Mi Lulu in a disguised form.
Psychologically, Ye Xiaobai couldn't help giving himself several likes!
This is my way of picking up girls!
Since Mi Lulu no longer needed to swim, her strength gradually recovered.
It's just that my stomach is still a little hungry, and it makes a gurgling sound.
"By the way, you have mineral water on your body, do you have compressed biscuits, get some for me to eat, I'm hungry."
The tone of Mi Lulu and Ye Xiaobai's conversation became more easy-going.Although Ye Xiaobai gave her a very bad impression when they met for the first time, but when they met again under such circumstances, she found that Ye Xiaobai is actually not that bad, he is quite an interesting boy, and very brave , very powerful.
"I really don't have this. How about I catch a fish for you to eat!"
Ye Xiaobai said while swimming, feeling those amazing legs.
"Uh, I can't eat raw fish."
Mi Lulu shook her head quickly.
"Is it okay to bake it?"
Ye Xiaobai said again.
"Of course. But, we are at sea, where are you going?"
Mi Lulu blinked her eyes.
"Hey, that's a little meaning."
Ye Xiaobai caught a big white fish casually in the water. For a martial arts master like Ye Xiaobai, catching a fish is a piece of cake.
Next, Ye Xiaobai activated his true essence, and the palm of his hand turned into a ball of flames, and the big white fish was in his hand, constantly flipping and roasting.
Mi Lulu stared blankly at this scene, and secretly squeezed her thigh, this was not a dream.
"You you you..." Mi Lulu didn't know what to say.
"What's all the fuss about, you've been following me for so long, you should be able to tell that I'm a legendary martial arts master, this is just the Fiery Palm I cultivated, but I didn't expect it to be used to grill fish for you to eat. Here, you’ve passed the exam, let’s eat! Remember, because the fish’s internal organs haven’t been cleaned, you can just eat the outside meat, don’t bite too deep, or you’ll get shit!”
Ye Xiaobai handed the grilled big white fish to Mi Lulu.
Mi Lulu, who was hungry, smelled the smell of fish, swallowed continuously, grabbed the big white fish, and started to bite.
Because the fish in the sea are all salty, there is no need to add salt at all.
Ye Xiaobai continued to swim forward!
As for when to swim?
Naturally, Ye Xiaobai thought that the cooking time was about the same, or in other words, after he had had enough fun.
And how did Mi Lulu know that Ye Xiaobai's little Jiujiu is in his heart!I just feel that this guy is really a very responsible and responsible man. He is worthy of being a good classmate who won three honors students and outstanding young pioneers in elementary school.
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