Chapter 1690: Standing and Saying You Have No Back Pain
Chapter 1690: Standing and Saying You Have No Back Pain
"Master! I was wrong, please forgive me."
Huang Xuanyuan said vaguely.
As a powerhouse at the pinnacle of the extraordinary, he is not a fool to be able to reach this point. With a stunned personality, of course he knows how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.
Otherwise, he would have died in the cradle long ago.
After all, it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as rare in the world of martial arts to raise the strength of martial arts to the level of the extraordinary peak.
Therefore, after Huang Xuanyuan was slapped twice by the non-discipline monk, his whole body came to his senses, and he had a clear understanding of the gap between himself and the non-discipline monk.
He had to admit that he and Monk Bujie were not equal opponents at all.
If you don't admit it, you won't be incited to death by this monk.
If you admit it, there is still a chance.
Seeing Huang Xuanyuan's confession and mistake, Monk Bujie smiled and said, "Now I know I was wrong? Why did you go so early? I will give you two paths now, and you can choose yourself."
Upon hearing that there was a way to choose, Huang Xuanyuan quickly said, "Master, please tell me."
"First, I'll slap you to death."
Monk Bujie said calmly.
Huang Xuanyuan was taken aback. Of course, if he knew that Buddhist monks do not kill, then they would not be so nervous.
"Second, I will accept you as a Buddhist disciple instead of my Buddha. That is to say, you convert to Buddhism and become a monk, but you are not my disciple. From then on, you will devote yourself to the Buddha and cultivate more good karma."
Bujie monk said seriously.
Forehead!
Huang Xuanyuan originally thought it was something difficult to do, but how could he know that he was just a monk, and not the other party's apprentice.
"Master, I am willing to escape into Buddhism."
Huang Xuanyuan quickly agreed, anyway, he just shaved his head and wore monk's clothes. As for whether his heart is toward Buddha, if he doesn't say it, who can know?In short, saving one's life is the most important thing, and it is not important to pay anything.
Huang Ming and the others saw that their ancestors no longer had any temper in front of the monk who did not quit, and they all felt very uncomfortable in their hearts.
At the same time, he was shocked by the strength of the Bujie monk.
And a huge doubt also came to mind.
That kid surnamed Ye, why on earth can a stronger person who can instantly kill a peak extraordinary expert be willing to protect him?
Is it really because of a character problem?
Monk Bujie nodded, "Well, I will shave you instead of Lord Buddha."
"Yes, Master!"
Huang Xuanyuan looked very sincere.
Next, Monk Bujie slapped Huang Xuanyuan on the head.
Under the control of palm strength, it was as sharp as a blade, but due to the problem of accuracy, Huang Xuanyuan's head did not suffer half a point of damage.
Soon, all the hair on Huang Xuanyuan's head was shaved off by Monk Bujie, revealing a bright head.
"Yes, Not Bad!"
Monk Bujie nodded, and then put nine incense scars on Huang Xuanyuan's head.
Huang Xuanyuan knelt down, not daring to move.
"Well! I don't have any monk's clothes now, and I don't know. Suddenly, I want to accept you as a Buddhist disciple instead of the Lord Buddha, so you can solve the clothes yourself. I heard that there are many on Taobao, and they are very cheap."
Monk Bujie looked at his masterpiece and nodded in satisfaction.
"Master, don't worry about this matter. Huang Ming, hurry up and ask someone to buy me a set of monk clothes. Remember, monk clothes, you can't ask for cassocks. After all, I'm just getting started and I don't deserve to wear cassocks."
Huang Xuanyuan hurriedly ordered loudly.
"Yes, yes, ancestor."
Huang Ming quickly took out his mobile phone, called a junior of the Huang family, and asked him to prepare monk clothes, but the junior was stunned. Someone in the Huang family is going to be a monk?
Monk Bujie nodded, thought of something, and said, "By the way, I will give you a dharma name instead of Lord Buddha, um, call, shit?"
The corner of Huang Xuanyuan's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to say anything, he just complained in his heart, what level is this monk!He even took a legal name of Shit!
"No, although you are not as good as bullshit, but...as a Buddhist disciple, this is a bit of a disgrace to Buddhism."
Monk Bujie then shook his head and scratched his big head, "It seems that I am not suitable for picking a name, so you wait, I will ask my king to come over and name you, after all, my king is now a college student. The level must be higher, and my king said that when he was young, he often won outstanding young pioneers, three-good students, and a perfect score of [-] in both subjects!"
puff!
Huang Xuanyuan almost spurted blood on the spot.
As for Huang Ming and the others, they felt that they were very uncomfortable!
Next, Monk Bujie called Ye Xiaobai.
At this time, Ye Xiaobai was eating lunch in the cafeteria, biting his chopsticks in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking, until the phone rang, and he came back to his senses.
"Don't quit the big wetness? Why is this obscene monk calling me?"
Ye Xiaobai blinked his eyes, then answered the phone.
Angrily said:
"Hey, Da Shi, what kind of plane are you flying? Aren't you near me? You still need to call me? Direct sound transmission for thousands of miles!"
Hearing what Ye Xiaobai said, Monk Bujie almost lost his balance and fell to the ground.
It was tens of miles away from the city.
and!
The prosperity and noise of the urban area.
Even if it is possible to transmit the sound, it cannot be accurately located.
How far is the distance of thousands of miles, across thousands of mountains and rivers.
Even if it is a supernatural skill, it is absolutely impossible to do this step.
Therefore, sound transmission over thousands of miles is just an exaggerated statement in martial arts, it does not exist.
Generally speaking, in an open place, it is good to be able to transmit sound for ten miles. If two people are separated by a mountain, even if there is only a straight-line distance of two miles, the effect of sound transmission cannot be achieved.
The so-called, in the eyes of such a strong monk as Bujie, the king is standing and talking without back pain!
"Ahem, that great king! I am tens of miles away from you now. This is the north side of the Great Wall."
The Buddhist monk said.
"Wow! Why are you running so far? If I am attacked by some master, who will be responsible? Dashi, even if you ask a female technician to go out to play wild, you can't be so far away from me! Don't you want to do it? ?”
Ye Xiaobai said angrily.
After all, the current situation is complicated, and there will be prying eyes from the Huang family's god-level powerhouse at any time. If you are not careful, you will easily die young!
"My lord! That's because there was a guy who wanted to attack you, and then wanted to kill me first, so he brought me here, but...his wish came true! Is the poor monk so easy to kill? Now give You called to hope that you would come over. There is one thing that needs your help. Don't worry, you are safe now, because all the god-level powerhouses from the Huang family have come here to visit.
I believe that you should be able to crush other warriors of the Huang family.Majesty, I have actually thought it through carefully, and I will definitely not let you fall into a dangerous situation. "
Monk Bujie quickly explained.
Hearing this, Ye Xiaobai's anger calmed down. It seems that the ancestor of the Huang family has left the customs.
But now, he was restrained by Monk Bujie, tsk tsk, Monk Bujie never disappoints people, it is a symbol of invincibility!
How did this smelly and shameless monk manage to be so dick?Shaking his head, Ye Xiaobai said that he couldn't understand it.
"Then how did I find you?"
Ye Xiaobai continued to ask.
"You locate my phone!"
The Bujie monk said with a smile.
"OK! I'll go there now."
Ye Xiaobai immediately hung up the phone, and then threw the finished dinner plate to Li Da who was next to him, "Excuse me, Li Da, I have something urgent to do, so go ahead."
call out!
Get up, pull your legs, and run away quickly.
The corner of Li Da's mouth twitched, and then he sighed, "Hey, I probably went to pick up girls again."
In the beginning, Ye Xiaobai naturally took a taxi to go there. When he arrived at the Great Wall, he performed lightness kung fu and quickly crossed the city wall, facing north, ignoring the direction of the phone's positioning.
After a few minutes.
Ye Xiaobai finally came in front of Monk Bujie.
"Your Majesty!"
The monk Bujie had a flattering expression on his face.
Ye Xiaobai put his hands behind his back, nodded his head, and glanced at Huang Xuanyuan who was still kneeling in front of Monk Bujie. He could feel the surge of Qi and blood coming from Huang Xuanyuan's body. Gives a feeling of being as strong as a lion.
"I'm sure you are the extraordinary strongman from the Huang family!"
Ye Xiaobai looked at Huang Xuanyuan indifferently.
Huang Xuanyuan narrowed his eyes slightly.
Bang!
Monk Bujie punched Huang Xuanyuan's chest, "Why are you pretending to be deep and look down on my king? You don't even know how to answer questions! Looking down on my king means looking down on me!"
Under the punch of Bujie Monk, Huang Xuanyuan immediately vomited blood, and several ribs were broken.
Forehead!
The corner of Ye Xiaobai's mouth twitched, when did Dashi become so violent.
And Dashi was very angry at this time.
Only then did Huang Xuanyuan wake up, thinking of the powerful relationship, he quickly said, "Master, no, it's not what you think, I see this great king..."
"It's Mr. Ye."
"Your Majesty is not something you can call."
Bujie monk corrected.
"That's right, that's right, I saw this Mr. Ye, he is imposing and imposing, so I was overwhelmed by his temperament for a while, so I forgot to answer, please enlighten me, Master."
Huang Xuanyuan said hastily.
Huang Ming and the others were speechless. Of course they knew that this was what Huang Patriarch said against his will, but they didn't expect that Huang Patriarch's face could be so thick that it was completely incompatible with the image of an extraordinary powerhouse. ah!
Ye Xiaobai naturally also knew that Huang Xuanyuan was making up nonsense, and at the same time, he also knew that it was because he was afraid of the monk who would not quit.
Tsk tsk, I didn't expect that the obscene monk who doesn't quit monk now has a set of methods to teach people. Damn, the tendency to violence is getting more and more serious!However, I like it!This is the feeling I want!
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