Chapter 17 Inhuman, Zhou Li is Too Powerful
Chapter 17 Inhuman, Zhou Li is Too Powerful
Zheng Lixuan stared at the information just displayed on the screen of his mobile phone, couldn't help frowning, and then stared at it for a long time.
this!What are these two people invited by my instructor!
"Brother Li, come and have a look!!" Zheng Lixuan called Zhou Li over as if he had discovered a new continent.
Zhou Lizheng was upset, and he didn't know the specific reason. Hearing Zheng Li calling him loudly, although he was very reluctant, he still dragged himself past.
"What?" Zhou Li asked.
"Look, this person's name and yours are..." Zheng Lixuan pointed to a line of small characters on the screen, and then looked into Zhou Li's eyes with an indescribable gaze.
How do you feel that Brother Li has a dog outside? !
"Uh..." Zhou Li took a deep breath, and then saw the unknown person named "Big Big Wolf",
"Coincidence? Are you sure it's not you..." Zheng Lixuan asked suspiciously, of course it was just to prove his conjecture.
"I-what-what-?" Zhou Li asked in a drawn-out tone, and then looked at Zheng Lixuan very gently.
"No, it's nothing, hehehehe..." Seeing Zhou Li's extremely gentle eyes, Zheng Lixuan suddenly felt uncomfortable all over his body, but he still kept his own consciousness, even if he was skinny, the desire to survive in his mind was always the number one priority. So, he immediately slapped Zhou Li on the back to please him, and made him a cup of brown sugar water.
"This person..." Zhou Li leaned back on the chair, then flipped through the records in the WeChat group on his mobile phone, seeing Zheng Li busy and busy, feeling annoyed for a while, and really wanted him to stop and calm down He stopped and sat for a while, but if this is the case, this guy might come up with some kind of moth again... So Zhou Li just shut up and watched him tossing around quietly.
"Your brown sugar water is here~" Zheng Lixuan put the brown sugar water in front of Zhou Li, and took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket. It was the brand that Zhou Li had eaten last time, but this time, it was in red candy wrappers. As he spoke, he pinched his orchid finger: "Use it slowly."
"Thank you." Zhou Li expressed his feelings at this moment simply and clearly, and then took a sip of the brown sugar water.The water temperature is just right, slightly sweet and slightly salty in the mouth, it probably doesn't feel like drinking ordinary sugar water, but if you taste it carefully, you will find that it actually has a different flavor.
Zhou Li seemed to suddenly understand why girls drink this stuff.
But here comes the problem, he is not a woman, in other words, there are not many people in this group who are women, and there are no more than ten ladies and sisters, then—why do they drink brown sugar water?Wouldn't it be nice to drink some milk tea?
But the most urgent thing now is to find out who this person named 'Big Big Wolf' is, no, who is the little bastard, and it is such a coincidence that he matches Zhou Li's 'Pleasant Goat'.
Before the two of them figured it out, someone in the group made a noise. It was really timely. I'm afraid they are online 24 hours a day!Before Zhou Li could type, the news in the group was already '99+'.
"The Girl Who Runs the Kite": Oh, there are new members joining the brown sugar water team!
"Don't snatch my pig": Instructor Cao brought it in, two of them! ! !
"Fairy Daddy": Welcome, welcome~~
"Fairy Man's Mom": @仙女爸爸, wife, how can you welcome other men, hum! !
"Fairy Daddy": @仙男妈妈, hubby, don’t be angry, I know I’m wrong~~
"Fairy Man's Mom": @仙女爸爸, it’s good to know that I’m wrong, I love you so much~~
Zhou Li looked at it playfully. Just before this, he was still fine. Even the emotion when he returned to the dormitory was gone. The whole person was completely in the best state, neither happy nor impetuous , but just after some two unscrupulous people finished throwing dog food, he suddenly felt that he seemed to be transformed again.
"Cool noise": Ugh, it's so disgusting!Go away, those who sprinkle dog food! !
I don't know when, Mr. Zheng suddenly made a fuss in the group, probably couldn't stand it anymore, and then acted for the heavens, and hereby came to clean up this young couple.
"Don't snatch my pig": That's right, don't abuse single dogs!
"Fairy Boy Mom": @别刻把我的猪@cool色的闹, what’s the matter, it’s great to have a partner~~
"Fairy Man's Mom": @仙女爸爸, baby, give me a kiss!
"Fairy Daddy": @仙男妈妈, Trojan horse, love you~~
"Cool Noisy": ……… Fuck…
When the two people in the group showed their affection alone, Zhou Li finally transformed successfully. Then, there was no need for those people to eat dog food to death, because he taught them how to be human right away. Of course, relying on him His good style of not being a human being is also his face.
"Pleasant Goat": Those two loving ones in the group, are they endless?
Zheng Lixuan was thinking about how to respond to the two of them, when suddenly, he saw Zhou Li's message, he was startled, one of them couldn't sit still, and almost fell to the ground with the chair, but he still used his fit body He kept it, but he wasn't happy at all, and stared blankly at Zhou Li's message.
Then, the corners of his mouth began to rise wildly until it turned into a 360-degree smile.Zhou Li couldn't see anything at this time, his expression was very normal, and his sitting posture was very casual, his eyes were focused on the screen, his hair was softly drooping on his forehead, and his slender fingers tapped the screen lightly.Wearing glasses with a gold wire frame, through his eyes like autumn water, calm and penetrating.A clean-looking boy, a natural girl killer.
In fact, he, Brother Li, is, besides being clean, he is a real girl killer. He was born like this since he was a child, that is, 100% natural and without additives.
Not long after, Zhou Li didn't send a few words, but seemed very tired, he threw his phone on the bed, then climbed on the table and closed his eyes to rest, but now, there is no movement in the group.
Zheng Lixuan suddenly began to admire Zhou Lilai. His brother Li is so awesome, seemingly ordinary, but in fact he is like a wild beast in his heart, extremely savage. Once his bottom line is triggered, there is only one end-death.
Looking at Zhou Li's clean and handsome face, Zheng Lixuan suddenly thought of his appearance when he was swearing at people just now, and remembered a popular saying: the more pink the profile picture, the more ruthless the swearing.He didn't believe this sentence at first, but today, he did confirm that this sentence is true and true, especially applicable to Zhou Li.
His brother Li's profile picture is typically pink, with one word from top to bottom - pink.It's an anime boy wearing a pink hoodie, the background is pink, and the pink hair is pink. Even the background picture of Zhou Li's circle of friends and his wallpaper are all light pink. wallpaper with cherry blossoms?It completely makes people believe that this is a cute girl's mobile phone, but it just so happens that it is not, cute, for Zhou Li, it does not exist in this life.
Zheng Lixuan was thinking about philosophy just now, and he didn't see how his brother Li "fighted against dog abusers". Now he still expresses deep regret, so before the storm has passed, he quickly opened the WeChat group and watched it. replay'.
At a glance, it was the young couple who scolded Zhou Li, mixed and repeated scolding.However, Zhou Li only said three sentences from the beginning to the end, and each comment did not exceed ten words. Only these three short sentences silenced both of them, which shows Zhou Li's supernatural power vast.
"Pleasant Goat": Inhuman and uneducated.
"Pleasant Goat": Inhuman, ugly.
"Pleasant Goat": It's inhuman, and its morals are corrupt.
Three lines of words, short and concise, caught the other party by surprise, probably because he didn't expect Zhou Li to use this method to solve the problem, so he was taken aback, and then hid in seclusion without making a sound.
That's right, without any dirty words, without any foul language, but so fresh and elegant that others couldn't believe it, these words came from the mouth of a monster who has never been a human being.
This is called: the quietest one in the crowd is often the most powerful.
Probably seeing that the general trend of dog abusers is gone, the students who had secretly watched the battle in the group just now reappeared and chattered.
"The Girl Who Runs the Kite": Damn, it was too exciting just now! !
"Why is I so handsome?": This guy is awesome! !
"Cxx is the cutest": I knelt down to the great god, I didn't expect it at all...
"Don't snatch my pig": @喜羊羊,羊神, you are so fucking awesome, accept my knee! !
"54188": @喜羊羊, Yang God, I love you! ! !
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At this moment, the voices in the group were praising Zhou Li, all talking about how awesome and mighty he was, Zheng Lixuan couldn't laugh or cry.
"Hahahaha... Li, brother Li, come and see, the life they planned for you..." After a while, Zheng Lixuan went crazy for some reason, and suddenly laughed loudly, leaning back and forth.Then show it to Zhou Li.
It turns out that the group has already begun impromptu planning for Zhou Li's life. Some people say that he suffered a severe emotional trauma, and then he can't see others spreading dog food. Some people say that he is doing justice for the sky and dedicating himself to justice. What's more nonsense is that, Some people say that he was cuckolded by others, and his face was disfigured in a fire. His heart was deeply hit, and he studied hard from then on, just to be able to take revenge one day... All kinds of stories, whatever you want, all I can make it up for you.
Mr. Zheng looked at Zhou Li next to him, and suddenly thought, if they knew, the snarky and personable sheep god they talked about was the marine department who had attracted thousands of girls in just three days and dared to contradict the instructor five times and three times Talented scholar Zhou Li, what would be his reaction?
"Hmm... the editing is not bad, quite up to standard." Zhou Li said lightly without expression.
If these people appear in front of Zhou Li now, they may not be able to see the sun tomorrow. Zhou Li's combat power is not hidden, but he does not explode at will. Of course, if he wants to try, Zhou Li will not mind taking it. This man has practiced his hands.After all, the former Mr. Zheng also did such stupid things, and then... fell to the present situation.
"Brother Li, you really don't plan to come out and explain?" Zheng Lixuan watched the stories in the group getting more and more outrageous, making it difficult for people to watch. After all, the editor Zhou Li went to Thailand to do it. Sex reassignment surgery or something, if it was him, he would have gone crazy and revealed his noble status in the group.
"It's okay, let's talk about it." Zhou Li, the person involved, had no turmoil in his heart, with an expression of "it's none of his business, let's hang it up". He even played a game, and then won easily, throwing his phone To the side: "It's not interesting."
Zheng Lixuan was stunned by this wave of operations, his inner world was extremely complicated, and he really didn't understand how there could be such a magical person like Zhou Li in the world!It is simply God's gauntlet to the world!No, Zhou Li is not human at all!
It took a while for Zheng Lixuan to understand that Zhou Li was beyond the reach of ordinary people. His inner world was so powerful that he couldn't compare to ordinary people like them. Therefore, he talked and quoted Zhou Li's words just now. He said: "Inhuman! Brother Li is too strong!", and then slowly climbed onto the bed.
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