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Chapter 10: You Can't Die If You Don't Die



Chapter 10: You Can't Die If You Don't Die

For Zhou Li, who just recovered from his illness, there are really too many things he wants to do, such as how to kill Yang Muhuai, or how to work hard to kill Yang Muhuai... At this moment, In Room 3 on the 302rd floor of the boys' dormitory, the two bosses are quietly thinking about life, each thinking about their own concerns.

Before going to bed, Zhou Li was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and Mr. Zheng, as a delicate "pig boy", naturally needed the nourishment and nourishment of the mask. He took out a piece of mask, gently took off its immature coat, Then he slapped it on the face.

Zhou Li felt it was very funny, and then stared at Zheng Lixuan, who carefully arranged the mask on his face, making sure that it covered every pore, then sat on the bed, and continued to play with his mobile phone.

Zhou Li asked curiously: "How precious is your face, and you still put on a mask."

Zheng Lixuan raised his orchid fingers, and said to Zhou Li, "That's why you don't understand. The weather has been so dry recently, and you still have military training every day. If you don't apply a mask, your face will be useless."

Zhou Li picked up the facial mask bag that Zheng Lixuan had used and hadn't had time to throw away. It was made in Korea and looked very high-end, and then threw the bag into the trash can, saying, "But you seem to apply it every day, and it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with it." Effective."

Zheng Li gave Zhou Li a blank look: "I've only applied it for less than a month, what can you tell?"

Zhou Li felt that what he said made sense, so he didn't continue talking, but Zheng Lixuan seemed to be excited, he sat up straight, and leaned closer to Zhou Li: "You think everyone is like you, it's not enough The mask can last, what a joke!"

Zhou Li was simply baffled.

But Zheng Lixuan was right. Zhou Li never used these things. He usually didn’t even apply face cream and washed his face with clean water. The face is more moisturized, and it doesn't help much.So Zhou Li doesn't use any skin care products. She has a pure face all year round, but it is more delicate than most boys who take good care of themselves.

"Is there?" Zhou Li touched his face, it was smooth, but he still couldn't believe that his face was so handsome that Mr. Zheng praised him so much.

"No shit! You absolutely..." Zheng Lixuan suddenly cursed angrily, and then fell silent, but it could be seen that he had something to say.

"You... sure enough... you are handsome..." Zheng Lixuan continued, as if thinking of something, and deliberately answered: "Like you and Yang Muhuai, both are perverts!"

Zhou Li was scolded for no reason, so he rolled up his sleeves, feeling that Zheng Lixuan really didn't want to live, but before he took any action, he raised his eyebrows playfully, and then asked in a low voice, "Do you want to die?"

Zheng Lixuan knew he was wrong, and apologized sincerely, which satisfied Zhou Li, but just as the matter was about to end, Mr. Zheng added another sentence with his fearless spirit: "But it was... ..."

Zhou Li: "..."

Zheng Lixuan, this bastard, is simply tired of living!

Zhou Li calmed down for a while, and then silently counted down to ten in his heart. At the seventh second, he rushed forward with a thunderbolt, and then, what greeted Zheng Lixuan was legal sanctions and justice. trial.

"Brother Li! You, you, you, you are too violent!" Zheng Lixuan rubbed his swollen leg, then complained angrily.

Zhou Li leaned against the wall, looking a little tired, his face was pale under the light, his lips were bloodless, like a weak and beautiful boy, he couldn't tell at all that he just beat someone to the point of doubting his life , the Tianling cover was almost lifted off by him.

"Get out, don't be violent, you don't have a long memory at all."

"I think what I said is right. Look, you are born with a handsome face. You are handsome and masculine, and you are so violent, let alone Yang Muhuai. With his face, all girls Drool, make all the men envy and hate!" Zheng Lixuan yearned obsessively, and his saliva was about to flow out.

"And then he was so perverted..." Zheng Lixuan came back to his senses, and continued: "This is really a perfect interpretation of the principle of "a handsome man is more perverted"..."

Before Zheng Lixuan got out, he didn't notice that Zhou Li over there started rolling up his sleeves again.As soon as Zheng Lixuan looked at Zhou Li, he immediately realized that he had said something wrong again, so he slapped himself on the mouth and begged desperately for mercy: "Brother Li, I was wrong..."

Who knew that Zhou Li didn't take that kind of thing at all, and then sighed softly: "If you don't die, you won't die."

Throughout the night, mixed with Zheng Lixuan's screams and Zhou Li's scolding voices, under the moonlight of this city, a pair of good buddies fought and fought, and then fell asleep under the silver moonlight, and then said to the world Good night.

The next day, Zhou Li got up early once in a while, and it was after three o'clock in the morning. He was half asleep and half awake, and he forgot to turn his phone to silent. Send him a message, originally he didn't want to answer, he was going to touch the earplugs from the bedside and continue to sleep, but when his eyes swept across the phone screen, he lost all sleepiness, unexpectedly, it was Ms. Xu who sent it WeChat!

Zhou Li held the phone quietly, wondering where Ms. Xu was making trouble. He found that Ms. Xu had sent a lot of voice messages. He didn't like listening to other people's voices because he didn't have the patience.Every time he communicated with others, he also typed.But when he thought of Ms. Xu, who usually pays so much attention to health preservation, texting him in the middle of the night, wondering if there was something urgent, he held his temper, clicked on one by one, and then listened.

When the first item was clicked and Ms. Xu's gentle voice sounded, Zhou Li's heart trembled involuntarily. For some reason, when he heard Ms. Xu's voice, he had this strange feeling, especially Now, he felt as if he hadn't heard his mother's voice for a long time, and he missed her.

At this moment, the blackness of the night has been diluted a little, the sky in the distance is a little lake blue, and the stars seem not so bright. The street lamp downstairs in the dormitory stands alone in the night, and it looks like it is not lost at all. The sense of disobedience seems to be a part of the night, but now, the street lamp seems to be transformed into a mysterious girl, lamenting her own fate. After a while, everything will become very ordinary, without the current artistic conception.

After Zhou Li listened to Ms. Xu's voice, it was almost ten minutes later. He probably understood what Ms. Xu meant: she missed Zhou Li, and just couldn't sleep at night, so she sent him a WeChat message. I don't know if I want to interrupt He also said that he has been in good health recently, so he doesn't have to worry and take good care of himself.

Zhou Li pondered for a while, wondering if he cared too little for his mother recently, and he hadn't video chatted with her for a long time.Ms. Xu is not a person with many things, and she is not a mother-in-law like ordinary women, but she is also a mother after all, could it be... that I really didn't care enough for her?

Zhou Li's fingers tapped lightly on the phone screen, typed a line of words, but felt that it was not reasonable, and then deleted them one by one.

It seems that it has been too long since I have communicated with my mother like this, and I have forgotten what to say and what not to say.

He is not the kind of flirtatious person, nor does he have the talent in that area, which is very similar to Ms. Xu.After thinking for a long time, he finally typed out a line: Well, I see.Then, with a single click, it was successfully sent.

After that, Zhou Li put his phone by the bed and looked out the window. It was already slightly bright outside. Although it was not too obvious, compared with the thick night when he was sleeping, it really looked like a cup of light. The coffee was watered down by the milk.Zhou Li licked his lips, thinking that he should have some coffee for breakfast to refresh his mind.He didn't sleep much for almost the whole night, he felt groggy at the moment, and just wanted to sleep, but he was disturbed by the message sound from his mobile phone again.

It turned out to be Ms. Xu's WeChat account!Zhou Li clicked on the voice note, and Ms. Xu's voice sounded again: "Why are you still awake? What time is it? There will be no military training tomorrow? Can you wake up?"

Zhou Li didn't reply to Ms. Xu quickly, because he hadn't reacted yet, and then another voice came over: "Look, look, I just want to see if you stayed up late again, I didn't expect you real……"

Only then did Zhou Li realize that he had been tricked by Ms. Xu!For a moment, he regretted so much, he thought he was smart, but he forgot that his life was given by Ms. Xu, no matter when he was a child or now, his routines are no match for Ms. Xu!So he quickly typed two words: asleep.He threw the phone out quickly, covered his head with the quilt, and began to feel sleepy.

It is said that it is brewing drowsiness, but it is not so easy to really fall asleep!Zhou Li lay on the bed and tossed and turned, until the sky turned white, before falling into a deep sleep.

By the time Zhou Li was dragged out of bed by Zheng Lixuan, the sun was already shining brightly.With a pair of panda eyes on his face, he vented to Zheng Lixuan, getting up was absolutely terrifying.Zheng Lixuan was scolded inexplicably, and he didn't understand what provoked him again. Looking at his pair of panda eyes, he remembered something: "Last night, did you..."

Zhou Li sat at the table and made himself a cup of coffee, then gently massaged his temples with his fingers, and nodded slightly.

"Who? Send you a WeChat message in the middle of the night?" Zheng Lixuan approached him with a wretched face and asked him.

Zhou Li really didn't have the energy to argue with Zheng Li.He spit out two words: "My mother."

"Aunt Xu..." Zheng Lixuan was a little disappointed: "She usually pays so much attention to health preservation, how could she stay up in the middle of the night and send you a WeChat message?"

"Cha Gang is here to prevent me from staying up all night dancing." Zhou Li said, stirring the coffee with a small spoon.

"Then..." Zheng Lixuan asked in a long voice.

"Then, I was scolded." Zhou Li sighed, and then sipped his coffee. When he woke up this morning, he saw a bunch of messages that Ms. Xu sent him later, and told him that if After staying up all night, there will be no chance of letting him into the house again!

Zhou Li always thought that the principle that if you don't die, you won't die is only applicable to your good buddy Zheng Lixuan, but he didn't expect that this problem would happen to him, and he killed himself.He sighed again, and then decided to live on coffee all day today.

Zheng Lixuan shook his head gloatingly, and then said in a very embarrassing way: "Oh, except for Yang Muhuai who can cure you in the whole world, only Aunt Xu has this miraculous skill." Mr. Zheng twisted his butt Lai: "My aunt Xu is mighty!" He hummed a little tune and went downstairs happily.


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