[Online game] Don't!I am male

Chapter 20 Hi!girl



Chapter 20 Hi!girl

Flying with his family to the warrior tribe, the little pastor Qingchen with a black thread on his face led the unlucky little ranger who kept repeating kisses slowly to the portal of the warrior market.

On the left side of the teleportation gate, under a dry old tree, you can't move me and Yuda Basho, sitting side by side on a stool-yellow stone chair, with red 272 and 181 floating cheerfully above our heads.

Tsk!Must be overworked to lose so much blood!

Yo!Look at that ambiguous posture, tsk tsk, the blood recovery frequency is so synchronized, it's hard not to let people suspect that they have JQ!

Cheng Qing whistled at the screen, changed the expression of the black line on the little pastor's face to a smile of the second card, teleported several times in a row, and stopped right in front of the little swordsman and little hunter of "all kinds of JQ".

Cheng Qing pressed the left and right keys continuously, the little pastor twisted happily a few times, and a line of small black characters appeared above his head: Can't move GG, banana GG.

In the past, Lang Jun would only feel naive when the little pastor made the same actions, but now...

Lang Jun raised the corner of his mouth, the hard disk of the computer is full of forensic girls from island country love action movies, would they be naive?Will it be simple?Who will believe it?

Anyway, he doesn't believe it, just like he doesn't believe in love, he doesn't believe it.

The world is so miraculous, otherwise a hundred years ago, there would not have been a very miraculous person who confidently let everyone realize that this is a world full of miracles.

Look, the same behavior, the same picture, the same person, the childish behavior of the innocent Qingchen girl in Lang Jun's eyes miraculously turned into a wretched Qingchen girl rippling.

The only thing that hasn't changed is the stupidity and stupidity of the little pastor in his heart.

It really looks cuter and cuter!

Yes, it is cute, this weird aesthetic, this strong taste... No wonder Mr. Lang Jun has never been in love!

No way, it's really hard to find a girl from Cheng Qing, who likes to watch a lot of love action movies in island countries! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After checking the team voice option, Lang Jun was just about to say a few words to tease the stupid girl when a little ranger wearing a novice vest and shorts and golden hair suddenly broke into his field of vision waving a razor.

The little ranger rushed over, without further ado, he stabbed the stupid little pastor twice.

[Nearby] Hi!Girl: Damn it, did you leave me in a hurry to come here to meet wild men?

Rows of black lines gradually appeared on the little pastor's face, but they were just rows of black lines.

Lang Jun frowned, feeling a trace of displeasure inexplicably in his heart, and tapped on the keyboard.

[Nearby] You can't impress me: pig, who is he?

[Team formation] Rain hits Basho: Yo!Sister Qingchen, this is the unreliable young lady you got back from somewhere...

Lang Ning, who was next door, was typing on the keyboard desperately, trying his best to defend Qing Chen's sister for his younger brother who had no EQ. Suddenly seeing Lang Jun's abnormal response, he suddenly erased the text with a sly smile, holding the milk, Taking a small sip, bending her soft eyebrows and eyes, she began to watch the scene with great interest.

[Nearby] Hi!Girl: Who are you?

[Nearby] Light Dust: ==

For the first time since they met, the little pastor abandoned the hateful symbols of cuteness and threw out a pair of double eyelids.

Lang Jun tapped the table with his knuckles, and said to Mai: "I watched too many action movies, didn't you wake up?"

"Watching action movies again? Sister Qingchen, why don't you call me?"

"!" This was Lang Jun's reaction.

"!!!" This was Lang Ning's reaction, and Lang Ning began to struggle, whether this seemingly pure but obscene girl was suitable for her younger brother who had no EQ!

Before he could come to a conclusion, his younger brother who had no emotional intelligence had already calmly said, "The sweeper, you dragged it in?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: ...Yes.

"Have I agreed?" Lang Jun raised the corners of his lips and asked.

"Yoyo, girl, where did you come from, you're so flattered!"

The extraordinary intuition made Lang Jun keenly aware of the unconscious hostility in the little ranger's words, Lang Jun pushed his glasses, and his sharp eyes were full of interest: "I am willing to accompany you, but this... little brother , you are still short of level 27 to enter the PK field."

What kind of trouble is this lazy and flattering tone that reveals endless regret?

"Damn it! Sister Qingchen, have you smoked! Why are you playing games with such a guy who doesn't smoke!"

What kind of trouble is this chicken-blooded voice waving its paws and ready to bite at any time?

Cheng Qing shook his eyelids and recalled the way he opened the game: It seemed that there was nothing abnormal except that the speed was a little faster, but why did he feel that the way he opened the game just now was disordered!Could it be because... the old hooligan moved his computer?

Hello!You are enough!You can't be so shameless!

Old hooligan, you can't move me and the dead child Heimei stabbed each other silently, Yu Dabasho, who has always been bluffing, kept silent strangely.

It's a pity, I'm afraid that the female tyrannosaurus rex is not here, otherwise...

Cheng Qing propped his chin and raised his eyebrows shamelessly. After hearing enough excitement, he pressed the Enter key and sent out a line of words that he had already typed:

[Team formation] Qingchen: ==++++++++ Black girl, shut up.

[Team formation] Hi!Girl: Listen to girl! ╭(╯3╰)╮

[Team] Qingchen: ==

[Team formation] Qingchen: I can't beat GG, and I want you to agree first if I pull people into the team? OO

[Team formation] Qingchen: I can't beat GG, and I want you to agree first if I pull people into the team? OO

Lang Jun's eyes were full of smiles, and he asked in a deep voice, "What do you think?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: I said... no, ^_^

"Heh! You're so courageous, are you looking for a beating again?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: Violence is a disease, and it must be cured, Mr. Cook! ^_^

"Ok?"

It was just a nasal sound coming out of his nose, but Cheng Qing felt strangely that an old hooligan who was a hundred times more paralyzed than Professor Jun was throwing a cold eye knife along the torrent of countless network data.

Cheng Qing turned his shoulders, turned his head nervously and glanced out the window, there was no bloody day, no bloody rain, the sky was clear and bright, peaceful and infinite, the most important thing was that there was no bloody old hooligan lying outside the window to attack him Focusing on the salute, he manipulated the little priest Qingchen to lie on the ground and poke the little swordsman's toes with his stick without any pressure, making a pitiful expression, and started typing with blood.

[Team formation] Qingchen: But, you also admitted that the Lun family took care of the three of you. The Lun family is so pitiful. You wear and drink from the Lun family, but you still don’t listen to the Lun family... TAT

After sending out a line of words, there was a silence for three seconds. After that, the old hooligan said a sexy... "Oh", and there was no more words.

Oh?

Oh……

Oh your sister!

What is this reaction?

Poor child, the frontal lobe of the brain is really not healthy, right?Otherwise, why would you give such an abnormal emotional response?

Cheng Qing smiled gloatingly, and made a sign of the cross for the old hooligan in compassion.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Where to upgrade?

"Cough, sister Qingchen, I can't help but said that I would take you to wander around in the sky!" Lang Ning said with a sly smile, "What do you think, old man?

[Team formation] Qingchen: Play on time. O(∩_∩)O

"Go to the port of the jungle and take a boat." You can't beat me, I swiped my sword, and the stinky little priest flew away first. As for the little ranger who came out for no reason, you can't beat me and Yu Dabasho, who have a tacit understanding chose to ignore.

Just a second ago, he was bullying his sister Qingchen because of the black girl finding fault, but now he pretends that the black girl doesn't exist at all, your sister!What about Nago for fun?

The little priest Qingchen slammed the stupid little ranger twice, and turned around proudly: "Let's go, unlucky boy!"

At the port of Magical Jungle, the flight to Sky City departs every hour, and ticket sales start at half o'clock, and the flight departs on the hour.

Don't ask Cheng Qing, why is the means of transportation from the ground to the sky a sailboat? This legend of the brave is such a dream.

Haven't you heard a word?

relative!This is a miracle.

Stepping into the light gate of the port, the black screen flashed by, and in just three seconds, the beautiful body of the conductor's girl came into the eyes of the little pastor Qingchen.

It is no exaggeration to say that this is really the fastest screen switching since his scumbag legend.

So, even if that person is wrong in every way in your eyes, as long as you are not blinded by that leaf, can you find some bright spots in him?

The mouse pokes at the conductor's sister, spends 4 gold to buy two tickets, and throws one to the little ranger who keeps appearing above his head with various characters automatically blocked by Cheng Qing. In the depths of the corridor, it disappeared from the little ranger's sight.

At the end of the corridor, in front of the huge white sailing boat, the little priest Qingchen wore his signature second-hand card with a smile, and hit the little swordsman with his staff, you can't touch my shoulder.

[Team formation] Qingchen: ^_^ Here I come.

[Nearby] You can't impress me: Slow down.

[Nearby] Rain hits plantains: Hey, hey!You can't move, you can't be so fussy!

[Nearby] Rain hits plantains: Hey, hey!You can't move, you can't be so fussy!

The blue veins on his forehead jumped happily, and Lang Jun tapped the microphone of the walkie-talkie: "Lang Ning, I think you seem to be a little hyperactive recently, should I send you to Dr. Chen's for recuperation for a few days?"

"No! Brother's mood is very stable."

"En." Lang Jun raised the corners of his lips, and cursed in a low voice to trouble the child, only Dr. Chen can restrain him if necessary.

13:41

Twenty-nine minutes before the ship set sail, Mr. Lang delivered a dessert to Lang Ning, who suddenly fell silent. When he returned to the computer, he saw that stupid, wretched little priest stripped naked and wearing a navy blue suit. The green novice outfit took out a huge ice cream and began to paint his little swordsman.

Glancing at the team formation window, sure enough——

[Team formation] Qingchen: Wait for Heimei, he runs too slowly. OO

[Team formation] Hi!Girl: =333=It's coming soon, girl!

[Team formation] Qingchen: ==+++ Shut up.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Can't beat GG?

[Team] Qingchen: _

Lang Jun sat back on the chair dumbfounded, is the little ranger coming to take the boat too?I can't ask for it!

The corners of his lips were raised and he started typing on the keyboard. To be honest, even though he knew that the wretched girl was pretending, but watching her carefully ask his opinion, Mr. Lang had to admit that he was really happy.

[Team formation] You can't beat me: ==|||||||

[Team formation] Qingchen: Can't wait for him?

[Team formation] You can't beat me: Just do as you like.

[Team formation] You can't beat me: Just do as you like.

Cheng Qing stared at the chat window, was silent for three seconds, turned his head and looked out of the window again, the afternoon sun was just right, and there was really no ghost, so... what the hell is that old hooligan with no EQ going to do?

Why does he always feel that the old hooligan is cheating?

Otherwise, how could the love words he often said to the sweet and soft cute girls suddenly travel to the old hooligan's house, and...fucking use it on him...


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