Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 556 - 554: Master Daoist, You Really Are Punctual!

After confirming that his second elder brother Yang Qingshu and the others were completely safe, Lu Heng quietly returned to Nanxiang City.

Lately, there have been a lot of incidents, so he decided to stay quiet for a while, and then make another big move.

As for the location of the incident...

Let’s place it in some Southeast Asian country!

For no reason at all, he got bombed; this revenge must be avenged no matter what!

Thinking of this, Lu Heng let out a cold laugh, plotting his next specific plan.

Before he knew it, three days had passed, and it was already evening.

Lu Heng’s future plan finally had a rough framework.

Next, he just needs to add a few small things to it, and then it can be implemented!

"Counting the time, it’s been nearly a week since the last live stream."

"There doesn’t seem to be anything big tonight; how about a live stream?"

Thinking of this, Lu Heng remotely took the phone from the bedside and opened the Douhu APP.

When he entered the live streaming room and started the live stream, just like usual, the system immediately pushed his live streaming notification to every fan following the live room.

In less than ten minutes since the live stream started, nearly two million viewers had already flooded into the room.

"Old Taoist, you sure are punctual!"

"I thought the old Taoist was going to bail again!"

"Me too, had my heart pounding nervously."

"The distinguished super handsome user ’Celestial Sea Daniel Wu’ has entered the live stream room, gentlemen please hide your girlfriends! Ladies, please lock your doors!"

"Super invincible supreme VIP handsome user ’Wind-Defying Urine Three Zhangs’ has entered the live room, ladies, please open your doors in welcome, gentlemen please disappear voluntarily!"

"ProPlusMax supreme user ’Yanshan Silver Spear Little Overlord’ has entered the live room, everyone cheer together..."

"Alright, alright, y’all are having fun, huh?"

"Brothers and sisters, let me tell you some good news, this afternoon at one o’clock, my wife gave birth to a chubby boy!"

"Congratulations, congratulations!"

"As loyal users of the live stream room, I sincerely suggest the bro to get a DNA test."

"What, is it fated that everyone in our live room is destined to wear a grassland on their head?"

"Stop talking about useless things, congratulations bro for having a son!"

"Wuwuwu...where’s my wife, I don’t even know!"

"Brothers and sisters, it’s still me! My surname is ’Bu’, and I want everyone to help me give my son a cool name..."

"A cool name? How about ’Bu Jingyun’ then!"

"That’s a good name, sounds like it’s worth ten thousand taels of gold!"

"Good for what? Bu Jingyun lost his father at ten, didn’t he?"

"The stepfather died, the biological father is alive and well."

"Oh wow, if the bro died when his son was ten, wouldn’t that be another big news story?"

"I think it should be ’Boo’, sounds powerful!"

"This name... invincible!"

"How about ’Ibuprofen’? Rolls off the tongue nicely."

"Ibuprofen? Curing fever, is it?"

The viewers were eagerly coming up with names for someone else’s son.

This enthusiasm, even more than naming their own child.

Lu Heng looked at the chaotic names in the bullet screen, unable to hold back a laugh.

This bunch of silly viewers really have big imaginations!

Just coming up with a name can generate such variety.

"Ahem..."

After habitually clearing his throat, Lu Heng, with a smile, began, "Good evening, my little friends!"

"Tonight, we’ll continue to select two lucky viewers for fortune-telling."

"The usual rules, I won’t go over them again..."

After reciting the familiar opening line, he casually set a five-minute countdown.

The viewers naturally caught on quickly and started sending gifts.

Regardless of whether they were valuable or free, they all got flooded on the screen.

"Brothers, to be honest, the old Taoist has already pre-selected me, so you can feel free to be envious!"

"Envious? I’m not the least bit envious of you!"

"So high profile, aren’t you afraid the old Taoist might calculate that your son isn’t really yours?"

"More than that, I calculated with my toes, he isn’t even the real father of his daughter!"

"Listen to the old monk! Mister, your wife is actually in a second marriage!"

"Wow, you guys are disgusting! How can you curse others out of the blue? I think maybe he’s the child of a divorced father who remarried, and married his high school goddess!"

"Hmm? The goddess becomes the stepmom? Why do I feel like I know where this plot’s heading?"

"Oh damn, I’m familiar with this plot!"

"Feels kinda exciting!"

"Ahem... we are all decent people, such plots are best discussed in private!"

"If you have sources, please send a copy to my friend, he’s very curious."

"I am his friend, and I must criticize this!"

Quickly, the five-minute countdown was over.

"Time is up, everyone stop sending gifts!"

"The old Taoist will now start selecting tonight’s lucky viewers..."

After finishing, Lu Heng pressed the draw button in the live stream room.

In the blink of an eye, tonight’s lucky viewers were all drawn.

At this moment, four to five million people had already entered the live stream room.

To be selected among so many viewers is as hard as climbing the sky.

Naturally, everyone understood this point, so their minds were very steady.

Even if not selected, they wouldn’t get angry or upset, in fact, they’d feel a bit excited.

After all, the fun is here!

Lu Heng glanced at the two lucky ones tonight and smiled, "Let’s congratulate ’Sister-in-law Please Let Go’ and ’You’re Ugly You Sleep First’ for being tonight’s lucky viewers!"

"Now let’s welcome tonight’s first lucky viewer - ’Sister-in-law Please Let Go’!"

After this, he sent a connection request to the viewer.

"Goodness gracious! That name stirs the imagination!"

"Just asking, is Sister-in-law about to hit someone? Otherwise, why let her let go?"

"Stop pretending to be clueless!"

"Names like these, you can tell they’re the shy type."

"I guess either a glasses-wearing nerd or a sleazy little fatty."

"No, no, no, a sleazy fat nerd wearing glasses!"

"What did glasses ever do to you?"

"What did a fat nerd ever do to you?"

"What did a glasses-wearing sleazy fat nerd ever do to you?"

"Look, look, someone is taking it personally!"

"Let me tell you, the internet is not a lawless land! If you dare slander me again, I’ll sue you and demand you give me your girlfriend!"

"Uh... I’d like to sue too, where should we go, which court?"

"Single old bachelors, what kind of girlfriend? If you don’t mind, I’ll compensate you with my just-deflated wife."

"Compensate me, patch her up and she’s still good to go!"

"Oh wow, you’re really not picky!"

"A full man doesn’t know a hungry man’s pain!"

"You guys sure are something! I submit, as humble as one can get..."