On the Correct Posture of La Bang

Chapter 16

Unexpectedly, operating an iron pot as an aircraft for the first time is the same as driving without a driver's license for the first time.

That is, if you don't die, you won't die!

When falling from the sky, Shen Yue struggled a little, thinking that I ran out of gas, or was I discovered, or was I shot down?

Then think about changing your position in the air, instead of facing the ground.

Then there is no more.

"My young master! Why did you faint? How can you get married like this!" An old woman was crying, shaking Shen Yue out of breath, with an expression of being about to be hanged, full of anger and blood. Retrograde caused brain congestion, and the reflex arc finally sent that sentence to his mind after a long journey. Shen Yue was startled immediately, and lifted the quilt to look at his lower body.

Scared to death... Fortunately, the little brother is still there.

Is it a nightmare to get married?

Shen Yue looked at the crying old woman with a fierce face, "You, what you said just now, is getting married, what's going on?!"

The old lady was taken aback by his ferocious expression, and murmured, "Master, have you lost your memory, master? You don't remember me, master? Master, do you know how worried I was after you passed out!"

Shen Yue really wanted to interrupt her and ask who she was, but now he had a splitting headache, body aches and weakness, his mouth was open and his throat was swollen, so he reluctantly asked, "Where is this?"

"Uh..." The old lady choked, rolled her eyes, and began to cry again, "Young master, why don't you remember? You are going to marry Patriarch Jin Zheng today, but... just passed out! If you don't wake up, Mom, I'm going to hang myself!"

Shen Yue's whole body is now in a viscous state, dizzy, and there is only one feeling in his heart that slowly creeps into his mind:

Who the hell gave this script?Pull it out and talk about life!

Can brain holes be cured?Can it be blocked?Knowing that it's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, but she suddenly pulls out a copy of the young man who traveled through ten years ago to him after the agreed food cultivation, isn't this a scam!

That's right, when Shen Yue saw the gorgeous old lady, saw the red room behind him, smelled the faint smell on the bed, and imagined his situation, he was in a bad mood.

God proved that he was an adult in his previous life, so he was also a good guy!I don't know who has been lying on this bed, how come he came up!

It's all because of the pot!

"You, you, you, stay away from me!" Shen Yue was about to crawl to the corner of the bed immediately, stay away from this guy who turned into an old witch, and told him to marry someone... Why does it sound so so? Like Congliang?

The key is that he is a good man, a pure and pure person.

The old lady's anger turned black, and her mania was at its maximum.

"Hmph, brat, don't be ignorant of what's good and what's wrong! Just put on a good face and yell at me right here!"

The old lady finally tore off the hypocrisy, revealing the original true and dark intentions, "My mother, I picked you up and I didn't do good deeds every day. At that time, you were disheveled and covered in blood. I spent more than a dozen yuan on the middle-grade spirit Shicai cured you, but as soon as you woke up, your boy turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, and he ate the overlord's meal even on his old lady's head, do you know who this old lady is?"

The old lady stepped on the side of the bed, pointed at Shen Yue aggressively, causing Shen Yue to have a gender mismatch for a while, thinking that she had accidentally become a woman, and touched her chest.

Shen Yue pondered for a while, sorted out the clues, and understood her situation.The first time he manipulated the iron pot, he didn't control it well, and as a result, he fell directly from the air and probably got injured.In the end, he was picked up by the old lady and healed, and someone was found to marry him off with spirit stones as a dowry.

Shen Yue's mood at this moment is just two words: upset.

"I, Shen Siniang, have let the word go here today. This ancestor Jin Zheng, you have to marry if you marry, and you have to be forced to marry if you don't marry! Don't think that you are a man and I dare not beat you. If you have more than four taels of meat, you will still be wheeled." Flip you!"

After finishing speaking, the foot that stepped on the bed stomped vigorously again, causing the pear flower wood bed to shake three times, making a creaking sound, like a little shou being moaned and chirped.

Shen Yue's expression changed immediately when he heard those three words, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he decided to avoid the sharpness, let himself calm down, and looked up at the gorgeous old woman sincerely, "Can I be quiet for a while?"

The old lady narrowed her eyes, "What, premarital phobia?"

Goosebumps all over Shen Yue's body, trying to resist the incompatibility in his heart, but he didn't refute the other party, but fell silent. Seeing that he was honest and dumbfounded, the old lady finally went out.

Shen Yue got out of bed and took a look at the door, instead of going back and sitting on the bed, she found a chair and sat on it, and got Hua Fanjing out.

Hua Fanjing fell down laughing in his hand, Shen Yue couldn't bear to look directly at him, "What are you laughing at?"

"You're getting married." Hua Fanjing lay in Shen Yue's palm, squinting at Shen Yue, feeling that his expression changed so quickly.

Shen Yue's face went from white to red to purple to green in just a few blinks, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, he reached out and poked Hua Fanjing in his palm, "Then I'm going to get married, what are you so happy for?"

Hua Fanjing choked.

"Besides, I will marry you as a dowry girl." Shen Yue sneered, "Shouldn't we fight against each other and think about how to get out?"

As he spoke, he explored the space, trying to find his iron pot, only to realize that the iron pot that he had in hand was missing.

The sky was struck by lightning, and five thunders struck the top.

What?

Shen Yue tugged at the door and found that it couldn't be opened, so he went to the window and opened the window to see that he was on the second floor. Hearing what the old lady said just now, the person he was going to marry was an ancestor of Yuanying, and if he fell into his hands, he would be dead. Alice!

Shen Yue estimated his own weight, and started to toss about in the room, only to find that the old lady hid her things well, and all sharp things that could be used as weapons were put away, but he had no choice but to put away the sheets in a popular way. The quilt was torn off.

"Hua Fanjing, what can you do?" Shen Yue finally slumped on the bed, glanced to the side, looking at Hua Fanjing on the table.

Xiaohua said to him calmly, "I'm hungry, can we talk about it when I'm full?"