Old Gong always wants to feed me fat

Chapter 88

The first time Cangdoushan used needle and thread, the thread went crookedly, but the advantage was that the stitches were dense and the stitches were very firm.Shaking it open, the hole was distorted so clearly that it was very obvious.

Hey... that's fine, anyway, I only have this level.Cangdoushan trembled, put away the other clothes, folded them and put them away.There was a sudden commotion outside, and the noise got louder and louder. The lazy Wei Sheng got up: "What's going on, it's noisy."

Cangdoushan put down the folded clothes: "Just lie down, I'll go and have a look."

"Ah, okay." Weisheng lay down again, and Cangdoushan got out of the tent and walked towards the source of the noise, the closer he got, the louder the noise was, and the foul language was endless, very unpleasant.

A large group of people huddled together, slapping their hands and shouting wildly. The crowd was so crowded that Cangdoushan stepped in mid-air and looked into the center of the crowd: two people were fighting.The armor seems to belong to different camps. The seven Beidou military camps on the border each have their own epaulets. It is easy to recognize the people from the Yaoguang military camp who fought with the Kaiyang military camp. The Yaoguang people are young and thin. The trick is ruthless and deadly. It is obvious that he has been in the army since he was a child, and he is proficient in the killing skills in the army. He is a young soldier.

The Yaoguang soldier yelled: "Fight! Fight!" The Kaiyang soldier shouted: "Fuck him! Kick him in the crotch, left and right!"

Yao Guang pointed at the Kaiyang man and yelled: "What kind of dog's idea! If you have the guts to fight yourself!"

Not to be outdone, the Kaiyang soldiers said, "Come, come, come fight!" They all rolled up their sleeves and yelled, if the captain hadn't shouted to stop, the two gangs would have started fighting.

The two people in the center had already seen the outcome, the young soldier was fighting harder and harder, and the Kaiyang man was weak, so the young soldier played a dirty trick, deliberately showing a gap, the Kaiyang man immediately fell into the trap, punched out, and was beaten by the young soldier. He grabbed him, twisted his arm, kicked him down with his sweeping legs, turned over, pressed his palm and slashed at his neck: "Are you convinced?!"

The Kaiyang people tried to struggle up, the Yaoguang youth soldier pressed down violently, and said in a trembling voice: "Are you convinced?!"

Yaoguang soldiers shouted loudly: "Submit! Submit! Submit!"

The Kaiyang people struggled several times, but the young soldiers did not move like a mountain. The Kaiyang people had no choice but to shout: "I will obey!"

"Okay!" The Yaoguang soldiers applauded and shouted, and laughed, and the Kaiyang people shouted: "I don't accept! I don't accept! Come again!"

The Yaoguang soldiers laughed loudly: "Pull it down! You old men can't even beat our little soldiers, and you want to come again?"

Kaiyang soldiers said one after another: "Fart! He has been injured for the past few days and his hands and feet are not flexible. You Yaoguang are the fastest runners in the battle. We Kaiyang are not the first to rush to the front!"

The Yaoguang soldier suddenly became furious: "What did you say, try saying it again?!"

A Kaiyang soldier shouted: "Three, two, one." The Kaiyang soldiers shouted in unison: "Yaoguang Yaoguang, the fastest runner, the best job! Yaoguang Yaoguang..." The doggerel has not yet finished shouting , the Yaoguang soldiers had already rushed up and punched them chaotically, the captain couldn't stop shouting, but was punched a few times inexplicably, and his anger surged up to join the chaos, making the situation even more chaotic.

Cang Doushan hurriedly avoided, a group of people were noisy and noisy, screams of pain and curses sounded from time to time, Xiu Bing with a higher status rushed over after hearing the news, and shocked everyone with the spell: "What are you doing! You want to rebel, don't you! "

"What are you doing, come back to the team!" A man in heavy armor walked slowly, his boots stepping on the ground, step by step.

The Yaoguang soldiers immediately began to withdraw, lined up in an orderly manner, and no one spoke.

Cangdoushan quickly landed and ran back.

"Master, get up quickly, a senior official is here." Cangdoushan entered the account and shook Weisheng, who got up suddenly, "Senior official? Where? Where?"

"The general of Yaoguang Barracks is here."

"Hi!" Weisheng lay down again, "I'll go when they tell me to go. I didn't ask me to join in the fun. If I go, maybe he thinks I'm playing the piano indiscriminately."

Cang Doushan pinched him: "Why are you becoming more and more lazy."

Weisheng grabbed his hand and rubbed it, grinning: "I've become a high official."

"What kind of high official are you?" Cang Doushan curled his lips, "I don't even have formal powers, at most I have a job."

"Not today, but there will definitely be in the future. When the time comes, I will let you sit in a big sedan chair and go wherever you want to play."

"You're talking nonsense." Cang Doushan pulled his hand, but didn't pull it back, Weisheng suddenly leaned closer and kissed him, Cang Doushan just cursed: "Disgusting..." The waiter lifted the curtain and walked in: "Report to the special envoy... "When he saw the scene just now, he was stunned for a moment, and coughed: "General Pan is here."

"Okay." Weisheng sat up, Cangdoushan's face was hot, and he scolded Weisheng thousands of times in his heart, turned his head and pretended nothing happened, and went to pack things, and waited for him and the servant to walk out of the military tent. Take a breath.

The person who came from the Yaoguang military camp was a captain of Zhaowu. He respectfully saluted Pan Ziping and briefly explained the purpose of his visit on behalf of the Yaoguang military camp. The place where the battle was fought was not far from the Yang army camp, and they discussed whether to fish in troubled waters, and took the opportunity to avenge the last raid to grab food.

Pan Ziping sneered: "Could it be that Lao Hong has gone crazy? It's just what a spy said, and there is no proof, so you just believe it?"

The Zhaowu school captain said: "Since General Hong came to invite, he naturally did a kung fu investigation. The mobilization of Gaochang's troops has always been under the control of Yaoguang, and there is also Da Zhou. General, please take a look. This is a new work." The map that comes out shows the latest troop transfers between the two countries."

Pan Ziping took the map and frowned.Weisheng didn't know the meaning of inviting himself to this kind of meeting, so he yawned boredly.

Pan Ziping put down the map, pondered for a while, and shook his head sadly: "No way. After the last battle, Kaiyang suffered a serious reduction in personnel, and the recruit resources have just been replenished. He is willing to go to the battlefield again, but I am reluctant! He wants to contribute to this matter. , I will open the way for him to pass, and I can also give some food and other things, and I will support it in the back. Fight frontally, don't do it!"

Captain Zhaowu wanted to say a few more words, but Pan Ziping turned to Weisheng: "Master Special Envoy, what do you think?"

When Weisheng was asked suddenly, he was a little dazed for a while, then he was stuck for a while, and said: "The general loves soldiers like sons, what he said is very true."

Pan Ziping seemed very satisfied, and issued a final order to chase away the guests to Captain Zhaowu: "I'm sorry, Captain, please go back."

The captain had no choice but to cup his fists and said, "Farewell! Turn around and stride away."

Weisheng went back to the tent depressed, a little puzzled. When he entered the tent, he saw Cangdoushan threading needles and threads on a piece of cloth, as if he was sewing something. As soon as he felt Weisheng came in, he quickly put it away, stood up and said, "Come back. Yes, so fast?"

Weisheng pretended not to see the long line protruding from the drawer: "Well, there is something I can't understand, please tell me." He sat down and told what happened at the meeting, and at the end he couldn't help but say depressedly: " You said it’s fine for the two of them to talk, why did you suddenly ask me? I don’t lead soldiers, and I don’t care about food.”

"Pan Ziping is afraid that you will go to Beijing to sue in the future, and I want you to sit in and be a witness." Cang Doushan thought for a moment and came up with the answer, "Your identity is Jin Yiwei, the emperor's eyes and ears, and a special envoy. Of course they don't think so. You came here just to distribute things, so you are secretly guarding against you, and there are certain things that you must see."

Weisheng rubbed his nose: "Should I sue? Am I that kind of person?"

"They think you're like, come on, there's nothing wrong with this." Cang Doushan swung his hands back and closed the drawer, Weisheng suddenly leaned forward and pulled out the drawer: "What are you doing?"

"Hey!" Cang Doushan didn't have time to stop him, Weisheng pulled out the ball of thread, Cang Doushan was anxious: "Give it back to me!"

"It's not something private, let me see it?" Weisheng turned around to prevent Cangdoushan from catching him, "Hey, why did you suddenly learn sewing?"

Cang Doushan withdrew his hands helplessly, and said coyly: "I see that you have a hole in your underwear, so I repaired it for you. The repair is not very good, so I want to practice more."

"Did you mend my trousers? Let me see." He immediately went to the pile of folded clothes, pulled out the obscene trousers, and unfolded them: "Hahahaha, they are so ugly!"

"Would you like to wear it or not!" Cang Doushan got angry and shook his hands to leave.Weisheng hurriedly put down his pants and blowing rainbow fart: "I'm just kidding! You just need to mend it, ugly or not, it's all inside the clothes, and no one else can see it. I wear it, I wear it."

Cang Doushan kept a cold face and didn't say a word, he took out a piece of apricot silk and white square cloth from his mustard finger, and stuffed it into his hand: "Practice if you want, and you will mend my torn trousers from now on."

Cangdoushan looked slightly relaxed, put his arm around his shoulders with a playful smile and chattered for a while, coaxing him to sit down.Cang Doushan had no psychological burden, bowed his head and practiced threading seriously, sewed the two sides of the cloth together, and tried his best to make the stitches even and neat.Weisheng flipped through the account books sent by the waiter recently.Occasionally, I sneak a glance at Cangdoushan, thinking he is really good-looking.

Cang Doushan stared at the white cloth all afternoon, his eyes hurt.Throwing away the crookedly sewn cloth, made another cup of merchant milk tea, shared it with Wei Sheng, took off his clothes and went to bed to rest.

The army's wooden couch was surprisingly hard, and Cangdoushan couldn't get used to it. He tossed and turned several times, and couldn't adjust his sleeping position no matter what.

The wooden couch creaked, Weisheng wrote a few lines of big characters for fun, raised his head and asked: "What's the matter, I slept so restlessly, what's on my mind?"

"This bed is too hard, my butt hurts." Cang Doushan's voice was muffled.

Weisheng put down his pen, approached the wooden couch, looked at the position, and suddenly patted hard: "Butt hurts?!"

Cang Doushan received a slap on the buttocks, bowed his waist, and kicked his thigh: "What are you doing!"

"Playing hooligans." Weisheng said brazenly, and climbed onto the bed with a smirk on his face: "Come on, come on, my uncle has rejuvenated his hands, and the medicine is cured. I will rub it for you, and I will definitely recover."

Cang Doushan sat up and did not sleep anymore, glaring at him with the quilt rolled up.Weisheng came over with a shy face: "Oh, it's all over so soon?"

"Either you go down, or I go down."

Weisheng immediately said seriously, "Well, if you think the bed is too hard, you can change the cot. There is no such thing in the barracks." He immediately went out and gave instructions to the waiter, who quickly brought a cot and put it in the mustard. I have eaten ashes in my fingers for a long time, and the mattress and sheets are stretchy and soft when I lie on them.

Cangdoushan finally felt comfortable, lying in a corner and curled up into a ball.Weisheng first went outside to take a cold shower, dried himself off and put on clean clothes, got into the bed Cangdoushan and shrank into a corner, he grabbed him into his arms: "It's not the first time, why are you hiding? "

Cang Dou Shan didn't speak.

Weisheng twisted his body comfortably, ready to fall asleep, but he felt a little uncomfortable while lying down, it was not obvious at first, but it became more and more obvious after lying in the same position for a long time.

To be precise, there is an uncomfortable spot on the buttocks.