Old Gong always wants to feed me fat

Chapter 105 Fortune Telling

"What do you want to ask?" Tian Zong sat upright, and Mu Xuan, who was beside him, failed to escape by jumping out of the window. Instead, he sprained his hip bone, lying on the rocking chair with a look of indifference beyond life and death.

"I would like to ask Master to help me figure out whether the two of us are suitable to be Taoist couples."

Tian Zong blinked his eyes: "Actually, the two of you are a good couple, so there is no need for fortune-telling."

Cangdoushan and Weisheng glanced at each other, but they didn't see any signs of husband and wife.Weisheng begged: "Master, you should do the math for us."

Tian Zong was helpless: "Hey, young man! Come on, the birthday horoscope will come up."

Weisheng reported his horoscope, Cang Doushan hesitated for a long time, not sure whether his birthday horoscope is based on the one before reincarnation, or according to this body originally called "Li Dong", or the day he resurrected from the dead body, he hesitated for a long time, Unable to speak.Tian Zong looked at him and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong? Can't even remember my own birthday?"

Cangdoushan looked at Weisheng, and Weisheng thought for a while: "Let's decide the day when you use the dead body to come back to life."

"It was the twelfth of July."

Tian Zong counted with his fingers, closed his eyes and thought about it, opened his eyes and said, "It's not bad, it's quite suitable."

Weisheng was laughing like crazy, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.Cang Doushan tugged at his clothes: "Be more reserved!"

"Okay, okay. Reserved, reserved." Weisheng's face was stern, and the corners of his mouth began to move after a while, Cangdoushan was really angry and helpless towards him.Tian Zong coughed in embarrassment: "Can you take care of me, a lonely old man? It's not good to be intimate in public."

Weisheng finally stopped laughing, and his face became serious.Ask politely: "Dare to ask Master, this winter is unusual, when will it pass?"

"The old man watched the stars at night, and found that the stars that symbolize the world's agricultural products are dim, and the three stars that kill the wolf shine in the sky..." Before Tian Zong finished speaking, Wei Sheng suddenly laughed again, his shoulders trembling.Tian Zong looked at him helplessly. After watching for a long time, Wei Sheng still couldn't stop laughing, and it seemed to be getting worse.

Tian Zong took a deep breath: "Hey, I think you should go outside and have a good laugh first, and then come in and talk to the old man."

Weisheng waved his hand: "This is the last time...hahahahahahahahaha! Wait, wait, hehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Cang Doushan felt embarrassed, first apologized to Tian Zong, and then twisted Wei Sheng's arm: "What are you laughing at! You are a prime minister anyway, why can't you hold back!"

"No... no, I'm not happy. Hahahahahahahaha, ouch, my stomach hurts. Hey, hey." He couldn't help laughing, and said, "My stomach hurts so much, rub it for me. "

"Will you stop giggling after rubbing for you?" Cang Doushan stared at him.

"Yes, yes! Hahahahahaha. Rubbing, rubbing. My stomach hurts from laughing hahahahaha."

Tian Zong wiped his eyes, and the old eyes almost squeezed out the tears of his lonely life.

Cangdoushan rubbed his hands, with a gritted expression.

Tian Zong calmed down, and watched Cang Dou Shan help Wei Sheng rub his stomach indifferently.Weisheng stopped laughing slowly, enjoyed it a bit, and said, "It's a little itchy."

Cangdoushan said indifferently, "You just have a lot of trouble."

……

"Ok?"

"All right."

Just as Cang Doushan moved his hand away, Weisheng suddenly burst into laughter, even worse than before.Cangdoushan was annoyed for a moment, stomped his feet and said, "Just laugh hard! I'll go back first!"

Tian Zong looked at them without thinking, and even wanted to laugh silly with him.

Mu Xuan was lying on the rocking chair with a book covering his face, he didn't care about anything, nothing happened.

Cang Dou Shan really went out.Weisheng rubbed his stomach, pulled the chair closer, and said solemnly: "Master Tianzong, I want to ask a very serious question, which concerns the whole world."

Tian Zong thought to himself, who are you scaring? It's a matter of the world, but Wei Sheng's expression was serious, and the aura of being a prime minister also came out, which seemed to have some degree of credibility. Tian Zong straightened his waist, intending to Listen to what he has to say.

Weisheng first talked about the brilliance that Zhao Wuya saw in Xueye Tianya, and then the catastrophe that turned the world upside down, which came from the words of Feng Yuan, the ancestor of the Zhao family, who went deep into Xueye just to escape from the world.

Then he talked about himself, Black Sea.

The secret he didn't tell Cangdou Mountain was hidden in the depths of his consciousness. At first, he would enter it as soon as he fell into a dream. Later, when he stepped into the dual realm of Xuanyu, he could choose whether to enter or not.

In most cases, he is unwilling to enter.

An inaccessible island in the Black Sea, sitting on the island is a person whose back is always turned to him.There are countless corpses in the depths of the sea, so dark that the depths are red with blood, and there will always be misty funeral songs from the unfathomable distance.The milky white glow at the end of the sky, he had seen it rise slowly like a giant moon and swallow the blue sky, turning the world into a night sky, and then suddenly disappeared in the blink of an eye.He entered Xuanyubai Realm, and saw funeral leaders holding wooden statues of gods, spiers of buildings with different styles, and a statue of a bare-bottomed child with wings spread under the triangular eaves.The girl lying among Hua Xun's roses looked like a god, and also like a friend of his. When she opened her eyes, her pupils were all white.

The black water turned the world upside down, and everything fell into silence.

Weisheng went on one by one according to the chronological order of the events.Tian Zong listened more and more seriously, and his thoughts began to run nervously. Mu Xuan sat up at some point, resting his chin in thought.

"You have a close relationship with this world. That's for sure, otherwise you wouldn't see these visions." Mu Xuan said first, "I don't know what the Black Sea you're talking about is, but it might not be. What 'thing' may be the embodiment of the catastrophe, including the white light that appears in our world. Second, I think that what you see, your Taoist companion may also see."

Weisheng subconsciously wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, he swallowed again.

"To a certain extent, Taoist couples are spiritually connected. They are destined to meet and be together, so you can definitely see something in common in dreams or in black and white. You can go back and ask him. And you think about it , there is a very strange person in your black and white realm, that woman, looks like a friend of yours?"

Weisheng hesitated for a while: "Her name is Qiu Weige, and she is very pretty."

"Besides, she's a dead person."

"Yes...is there something wrong?"

"In reality, she is alive, but why does she become a dead person when you see her in the black and white realm? Don't just regard the black and white realm as an obstacle on the road of practice, the black and white realm is your distorted true heart, maybe You can't even notice it yourself. In practice, you must not only respond to the heaven and the earth, but also face your own heart. This is the true meaning of the realm of black and white."

After thinking about it, Weisheng suddenly shuddered: "Could it be that Qiu Weige is a dead person?"

"I'm not sure about this." Mu Xuan shook his head, Tian Zong suddenly said, "Maybe she is a pure Yin body, or she is destined to die in the end. Or, she is entangled by some most Yin thing, that Things may kill her in the future, and what you see is the end of her death."

Weisheng's heart beat extremely fast: "Master, can you figure out where she went?"

"I don't dare to calculate this..." Before Tian Zong finished speaking, Mu Xuan suddenly said: "I will help you calculate."

Tian Zong was shocked: "Old Mumu, are you crazy? This is not a fun thing! It may be as simple as shaking hands!"

Mu Xuanyi frowned: "What are you thinking? I didn't do the calculation myself. I wrote a letter and asked them to do the calculation."

"You... you are too deceitful, how can you say that you are losing your life and fortune."

Mu Xuan found a pen and paper, and slowly flattened the crumpled paper, without raising his head: "I don't have a good life, don't I die early. Anyway, they don't have any good results, so it's okay to help before leaving."

Tian Zong hesitated to speak, Mu Xuan suddenly remembered the taboo, and hastily slapped his mouth twice: "Damn it, damn it, breaking the taboo again."

Mu Xuan was shaking all the time while writing, he used a lot of strength to stabilize, and slowly filled a piece of paper, folded it after finishing writing, tied the flying sword and threw it out.

Feijian plunged into the boundless darkness, flashing a streak of colorful light.

Weisheng asked cautiously: "Master, how many days will it take to know the result?"

Mu Xuan folded his hands behind his back, glanced at him, remained silent for a long time, and said, "Four or five days."

Wei Sheng calmed down a bit: "The junior thanked the senior for answering the questions."

"You're welcome, it's just a little effort."

A few days later, Mu Xuan's answer was sent to the prime minister's residence.

Four words on the paper: "Land of the Extreme North".

In the extreme north, there is only Xueye Tianya.

Qiu Weige went to Xueye Tianya?Thinking of what Zhao Wuya said, he felt even more uneasy, and asked the messenger one more time: "Have the two masters left?"

"They checked out and didn't know where to go."

The two masters walked on the ginkgo road, Tian Zong threw his eyes: "Where is which?"

Mu Xuandao: "One and two is east, and so on."

"Perfunctory." Tian Zong muttered, tossed the dice, grabbed it, and spread it out for a look: "Five, Bei." Toss it again, it's still five.

Mu Xuan remained expressionless: "You did it on purpose."

"No, God."

"Don't use God as a shield, God will strike you with lightning."

"Oh, why is God so cruel?" He paused, "Will you go?"

"...You buy more clothes and gloves, I don't want to be cold."

The two masters of metaphysics quietly disappeared in Zhongzhou.

After Tianzong and Muxuan entered the snow field Tianya, they witnessed the most intense snowstorm, the most grand meteor shower and the wildest aurora in the world.Under the starry sky, Mu Xuan went quietly, but Tian Zong buried him in the ice cave and blew up the entrance of the cave.The ice is so transparent that you can still see him under the ice from a distance of more than ten meters.

"Why did you just go like this?" Tian Zong sighed, and went on the road.

His cultivation base is deeper than Mu Xuan, and he barely survived to the end of the world.

As Weisheng said, it was like an unparalleled giant moon rising and swallowing the blue sky.Under the milky white light, on a lonely Icelandic island in the distant ice sea, there is a person sitting on it.

"Qiu Weige!" He yelled subconsciously.

She looked back at him, Tian Zong was in a daze for a moment, this girl is so beautiful, why can't she think about it like this?

"Come back? You're going to die."

The girl looked at him and said, "I'm dead."