my sand sculpture boyfriend

Chapter 1

On the last day of August, the campus forum of Bald University finally got out of the cold winter and ushered in another spring.The students returning from the summer vacation are actively discussing the next class of juniors, betting on which department the school flower will be in, and how many people will cry to find their mother during military training.

At this time, a discussion post was born, which instantly attracted everyone's attention.

Discussion post: This year our school has an exam-free student.

Bald University, the full name of Dabaldingzishan Special Skills University, as the name suggests, is a university that teaches special skills, and the so-called special skills are called Taoism.

Five-element spells, mantra arrays, gossip divination, flying immortals with swords, alchemy and medicine, in short, whatever is written in the comprehension novels, it will teach.But there is no guarantee that you will become the supreme being of the immortal world or the overlord of the demon world after learning it, and it may even make you pay 80 or [-] years of tuition fees in vain and be unable to graduate for life.Moreover, even after graduating, the degree certificate will be regarded as a false certificate by major employers in the mainstream society, and even the copyright of job application has no legal classification.

Although Taoism is already a sunset red major, it is very likely that it will never rise again after falling, but if you want to learn Taoism, you still need strict tests.

How strict is this test?For example, if you want to enroll in the only official Daoist university in the country like Bald University, you must light up the spirit stone that tests your Daoist talent.

The specific steps are to come to the test site, walk to a desk, and pick up the test spirit stone on the desk.

The test Lingshi lights up, PASS.The test Lingshi did not light up, OUT.

Very strict, with few exceptions.

-Does our bald university have exam-free students?

- Our bald university really has exam-free students. There are 987 school rules, and the four major families have a no-examination recommendation every year.

-What age is this, our bald university still engages in the crooked way of exempting test-free students. In fact, I just want to know which company is ex-test-free this time. Hehehe, it is the first since the founding of the People’s Republic of China.

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- Zhong nmb, I belong to Zhong's family. I am the only one enrolled in our family this year, and I am the top five in the talent level!

-Upstairs, this year's freshmen haven't reported yet, where did you get your forum account from? ? ?

The first thing Cheng Chiyu did when he stepped into Bald University was to look back.

The majestic gate, outside is the busy street.The barren mountains and wild mountains just now seemed to be just his illusion, but the hot sweat from climbing the mountain was not fake. He wiped his bangs and turned back.

The spacious main road is full of exotic flowers and plants in the flower beds on both sides.On the square in the distance stands the majestic statue of the Three Emperors, and above it hangs a banner saying "Welcome first-year freshmen to Dabaldingzishan Special Skills University".

Make yourself seem like an ordinary university.hehe.

Cheng Chiyu pulled the corner of his lower lip, and dragged the trolley case to the square.

A lot of people gathered in the square at this time, and the queues to welcome new students from each college were huge, except for the small square table under a certain crooked-neck tree, which was very deserted.

On the square table stood a piece of paper with the words "Xuan Xue" written on it with a brush, and a student sat behind the square table, holding a fist-thick "Xuan Jie Volume Four" in his hand.

Cheng Chiyu raised his eyebrows.He knew that Metaphysics Academy was awarded the most neglected college in Bald University for its high failure rate and low graduation rate, and he didn't expect Metaphysics Academy to put on some juggling performances like Five Elements Academy, but at any rate, don't make it up Southeast branch is so scary!

Feelings are chosen under the crooked neck tree just to hang their heads?Afraid of falling asleep while reading?

Cheng Chiyu walked to the front of the square table, reached out and knocked on the square table.

The senior who hung his head on a tree with a hemp rope, but was still dozing off, did not wake up.

Cheng Chiyu glanced at the student ID cards arranged in sequence on the table. Several positions were empty, but there were still some traces. It seemed that there should be eighteen copies in total.Cheng Chiyu picked up his own book, glanced at his senior brother, turned and left.

If the senior brother wants to study hard, he won't bother.

Once you get your student ID card, you can go through various admission procedures, receive military training supplies, meal cards, school uniforms, and live in dormitories.

The dormitory arrangement of Bald University is random. Freshmen can directly enter their dormitory as long as they walk through a red rolling door with their student ID card.

Cheng Chiyu carried the red and blue body bag issued by the school and a large trolley case, and walked into the dormitory where he would live for four years.

The four-person room looks ordinary, but the strong man standing in the middle of the room is very unique. If the strong man hadn't reached out to greet him, he might have thought he was seeing the back of Tarzan the ape. However, it turns out that what he saw It is the front face of Aquaman.

It was a very tall boy, half a head taller than Cheng Chi Yu, and his visual height was no less than 185.With shoulder-length curly hair and a beard, only the straight nose can be seen clearly.

Cheng Chiyu suspected that he was cosplaying the wildlings.

The savage wore "I love bald big" pure white short-sleeved sleeves, which set off a pair of strong arms even more swarthy.A pair of military green slacks full of pockets, revealing sandals and two thumbs on the feet.

"Hello, classmate." The voice was deep and magnetic, with a bit of a clear taste. Sure enough, the sound card was cheaper than the graphics card.

"Hello, my name is Cheng Chi Yu." Cheng Chi Yu is a pure man who doesn't dislike his roommate's sloppy roommate. He stepped forward and extended his hand to the wild man.

Savage stretched out his hand, slapped Cheng Chi Yu, and said happily, "Hey, trash."

For a moment, Cheng Chiyu wanted to turn around and kick the savage out of the balcony, but in the next moment, he realized that "hey trash" might not be scolding him, but "highfive".

Cheng Chi Yu endured the pain, retracted his red hand, and smiled patiently.

"Student Cheng, which college are you from?" Savage asked with a smile.

"I'm from the Xuan Academy." Cheng Chiyu tried to keep smiling, "Also, my surname is not Cheng, but my surname is Cheng Chi."

"Isn't your surname Cheng? Your father's surname is Cheng? Then what's your surname?" The savage tilted his furry head, seeming very confused.

This is mentally handicapped!

Cheng Chiyu resisted the urge to curse, gritted his teeth and continued to explain, "My surname is a compound surname, with two characters Chengchi. My name is single character Yu, and my name is Cheng Chi Yu."

"That's not classmate Cheng." Savage said with a smile.

Cheng Chiyu sneered, quite sure that the other party was deliberately teasing him, "Your name?"

"Me? My name is Zhang Tianzhao." Zhang Tianzhao said as a matter of course, as if Cheng Chiyu should know his name in the first place.

And Cheng Chi Yu did know his name.

Zhang Tianzhao, the head of the four Daofa families - the successor of the Zhang family in Longhushan.

Of course, in this era regardless of family status, Zhang Tianzhao is not enough to be famous all over the world by virtue of his status as the heir of the Zhang family. It is his genius and stupidity that really make him famous.

Cheng Chiyu heard from his grandfather that the Zhang family has an heir who is the same age as him. Unlike him, he has no talent for Taoism. He is a natural wizard of Taoism. In the invincible position, even grandpa can't touch his edge.

But it was also when Zhang Tianzhao was eight years old, he did not know what kind of stimulation he received, and suddenly became stupid, became confused, sometimes sober and sometimes confused.It is said that he took advantage of the right time, place and people, and was retribution.

Since it was Zhang Tianzhao, Cheng Chiyu didn't mind if the other party was mentally retarded, because he was already mentally retarded.

Cheng Chiyu gave Zhang Tianzhao a warm and sympathetic smile, and began to choose a bed.

In the room, there are four beds and tables, two by the door and two by the balcony. Zhang Tianzhao has already chosen one by the balcony. Cheng Chiyu thought about it, and in order to avoid being entrusted with the heavy task of closing the door every day, he chose another one by the balcony. The bed was the opposite of Zhang Tianzhao's.

"It's good here. When you're sleeping, the wind from the balcony can blow your foot hairs." Zhang Tianzhao praised Cheng Chiyu's choice beside Cheng Chiyu, and enthusiastically helped Cheng Chiyu organize his things.

It's not so much arranging things as it is stuffing things into the closet.Cheng Chiyu quickly stopped Zhang Tianzhao's kindness, and smiled and asked him to wash a rag.

The bald upper and lower tables are quite unique and are not connected together.The bed above is fixed to the wall and connected to the steel bars of the whole building, which is very strong.There is a desk and a wardrobe underneath, and there is still some room for free use. Putting up a curtain is a very private small space.

Zhang Tianzhao came back after washing the rag, and began to enthusiastically help Cheng Chiyu wipe the table again.

Cheng Chi Yu was thinking about finding something else for him, so that he would not bother him, when the bedroom door creaked and was pushed open.

A tall and beautiful girl walked in, with black cat ear clips on her middle part, a white shirt tied at the waist, a red and black checked pleated skirt, white sneakers, and black socks The calf line is perfect.

"Brothers, my name is Chen Si, you can call me Sisi." The beautiful girl waved her hand, with a refreshing male voice.

"This is the boys' dormitory, how did you come in?" Zhang Tianzhao said, and rushed to the door to chase people away.

Cheng Chi Yu greeted politely: "Hello, my name is Cheng Chi Yu." It's a bit interesting to be a big guy in women's clothing.

Chen Si smiled, her beautiful face was like a spring peach in March, "I was also worried just now, whether the broken door would put me in the girls' dormitory. Classmate, don't get excited. I'm a man. If you don't believe me, I can show you my dick .”

"Do you have a penis?" Zhang Tianzhao asked incredulously, "Take it out and have a look."

Chen Si obviously didn't expect that Zhang Tianzhao would not even understand this kind of joke, the smile on his face gradually froze, he threw down the red and blue plastic bags, let go of the trolley case, and the color contact lenses gradually became cold.

Cheng Chiyu sighed in his heart, stepped forward and said, "I'm so hungry, it's already four o'clock, do you want to go eat something together?"

"What to eat?" Zhang Tianzhao turned to Chengchi Yu excitedly, with a longing expression on his unclear face.

"Four o'clock is so early, it's really time for dinner." Chen Si said mockingly, and then quickly smiled, "What are you eating? I'm treating you."

"There seems to be a barbecue downstairs, and you can buy some daily necessities by the way." Cheng Chiyu, who has a good temper, walked out of the dormitory first.On the first day of reporting, students should live in harmony with each other.

Their dormitory building is in a courtyard, and there are two other buildings arranged in a three-character line. One side of the three is the courtyard gate, and the other side is a row of stores. Barbecue milk tea day, some ordinary schools have it .

It was just four o'clock, and the dishes in the barbecue restaurant were not fully prepared, but the boss immediately showed his real kung fu when he saw them, and filled the dishes in an instant.

"You can have six arms, but what's the use of three heads." Chen Si sat at the table, resting his chin in boredom.

"Is he grilling meat with Hot Wheels?" Zhang Tianzhao stared at the grill with great interest, but unfortunately he didn't even show his eyes.

Chen Si smiled and didn't answer.Since Zhang Tianzhao introduced himself to me, Chen Si, like Cheng Chiyu, tacitly treated Zhang Tianzhao as mentally retarded.

Cheng Chiyu was flicking his phone with his head down, using his student ID number to activate the campus forum of Tuda University.The Tuda forum is anonymous, but the ID can only be changed once a month. Cheng Chiyu filled in the ID with "Don't mess with me" without any hesitation, and the registration was successful.

As soon as I entered the campus forum, I saw hot posts floating on the homepage.

Cheng Chiyu frowned, the news of the avoidance of the test was spread so quickly.

Chen Si kicked the leg of the table suddenly, and said, "Hey, Cheng Chi Yu, there is someone who deserves to be beaten, and seems to be looking at you."

Cheng Chiyu raised his head, suppressing his displeasure, and followed Chen Si's gaze.

It was an acquaintance he knew he would definitely meet, but he really didn't want to meet.

Zhong Ziming, his nominal cousin, is also a freshman.

"Cheng Chi Yu, it really is you!" Seeing Cheng Chi Yu looking at him, Zhong Ziming immediately shouted and walked over angrily, with a follower behind him.

Zhong Ziming walked up to Cheng Chiyu and questioned, "What qualifications do you have for the Zhong family's exemption from the test? You don't even have the surname Zhong."