sinovels Chapter 30 30
Chapter 30 30
[public screen]
Fan 1: What did I hear ＼(≧Д≦)＜
Fan 2: I bet a cart full of cucumbers, the voice just now is definitely that of Shanglu's idiot (*￣￣)ノ
Fan 3: Is this a reality?So excited (≧▽≦)/
Fan 4: I finally came out, it was not easy (┳_┳)...
Fan 5: My two male gods are together [Happy to hear]
Fan 6: I'm the only one who noticed that Shanglu's stupid mother called "Baby"?
Fan 7: Upstairs you are not alone! ! ! !It's so sweet! ! ! ! !
Fan 8: I want to take a mouthful of essence to press the blood
Fan 9: I died laughing upstairs... o((≧▽≦o) is so funny!!
Fan 10: Please silly mothers thick lines, please fit
Fan 11: Please fit! ! ! ! "o((>ω<))o"
Fan 12: Please fit! ! ! ! "o((>ω<))o"
Lin Qingfeng was so frightened that he immediately turned off the mic. He was so shocked by the sudden news just now that he didn't realize that he hadn't turned off the mic at all. But as soon as Lu Shang made a sound, the small green light on the front of his vest started to flash, and he knew something was wrong. up.
Lin Qingfeng blinked and looked at Lu Shang with aggrieved eyes. It was not his fault, he was innocent! ο(=·ω<=)ρ⌒☆
Lu Shang knows that he is sometimes smart and transparent, and sometimes confused and stupid. Now Lin Qingfeng is pretending to be stupid with his cleverness, and Lu Shang is quite useful for his cute behavior of "I was wrong, please forgive me". Touching Lin Qingfeng's head, he smiled and said, "Are you satisfied now?"
Lin Qingfeng didn't understand, "What are you satisfied with?"
Lu Shang: "I don't mind if everyone knows about our relationship. In this circle, maybe everyone is very tolerant of people like us, but it will inevitably not involve real life. This is why I don't want to expose my three-dimensionality. That's why, I don't want you to be hurt in any way, not only on the Internet but also in life, I also hope you can be happy." Lu Shang looked at Lin Qingfeng with a serious expression, he didn't want Lin Qingfeng to be depressed, and the conversation started Turn: "However, since you like it, then I will cooperate with you to show affection."
Lin Qingfeng didn't expect Lu Shang to think so much. He felt that his two-dimensional and three-dimensional were very separate, but who can guarantee that there are no mistakes, otherwise Lu Shang would not know that he is a "green lady bug" In case the three-dimensional information is leaked, this society has not yet reached the level of tolerance for them, and it will be necessary to bear some gossip.Lin Qingfeng thought about it, but still pretended to be disdainful, curled his lips: "I don't like to show affection."
Duplicity guy!
Lu Shang's palm covered Lin Qingfeng's hand holding the mouse, and he slid the mouse up and down, looking at the frantically swiping messages on the public screen to roughly browse, "FT will continue, today's matter is probably the same as the group in the group. The girl is too boring and wants to break the news, this is also just right, so that everyone has a bottom of mind, and you can show your affection in a legitimate way in the future."
Lu Shang's hand holding the mouse slipped, and the line "Fit!!!!" o((>ω<))o"" was marked by him, Lin Qingfeng raised his head vigorously and rolled his eyes at Lu Shang, Lu Shang raised his eyebrows , using his eyes to indicate to Lin Qingfeng that this idea is good.Lin Qingfeng hurriedly pushed him away, his tiers were not enough, so he had to take his time, "Go back to the room, FT is still going on, your main character is gone, what should the others do! Don't bother me here, I can't have fun anymore."
Lu Shang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, kissed his forehead and backed away, "Okay, I'll go back to my room, do you want to help you bring in some food?"
"Enen, bring more." Lin Qingfeng waved his hand casually, signaling him to go out quickly, and put on the earphones himself, the host complied with the popular sentiment and still did not give up and called him, "Shanglu stupid mother, Qingfeng is big, Are you still there? Is the 'fight' finished? Today's FT process has been completely disrupted. Anyway, the planner plans to pick a time to make up one. Today we have plenty of time to spend with two! 'After the fight', please rough it up immediately Line, pretend to be dead, so many people are waiting for your 'results'!"
Lin Qingfeng waited until Lu Shang came in with snacks and then went out again before turning on the microphone, "Who said we were going to fight? We are obviously going to talk about life!"
Host: "Then did you talk about your life?"
Three o'clock water is not reliable at all, so many people teased him that he didn't help him, and even bullied him with them, "Since we are going to talk about life, I guess people are 'born', otherwise they wouldn't die so soon Appeared."
Fan 1: Like Three Points Water Silly Mom
Fan 2: Life?people? !born! !
Fan 3: Boys and boys?I like it
Fan 4: Is it really good for Qingfengda to come out just after giving birth?Don't you need confinement? [serious face]
Fan 5: Don’t worry about the little Gongju who was born by Qingfengda, Mama will take care of it, you and Shanglu silly mother continue to make humans! [firm face]
Three o'clock water: "Hehehe, everyone, please restrain yourself, you will not be happy if you offend Qingfeng, and I think I will talk about life later. After giving birth one after another, Qingfeng is also very hard, everyone loves him dearly."
Lin Qingfeng gritted his teeth: "Why don't you talk about 'life' with Mo Yin's silly mother!"
Three Dian Shui spoke nasty words seriously: "We usually just have sex directly, and we never engage in such elegant sports as talking about life."
Lin Qingfeng was speechless.
Fortunately, fans understand!
Fan 1: The amount of information is a bit large. I don’t read much. Are you sure you’re not lying to me?
Fan 2: Just checked the calendar, marriage is forbidden today!Is it a good day to come out? Σ(°△°|||)︴
Fan 3: So Sandianshui idiot and Moyin idiot are also a couple?
Fan 4: Phytolacca VS Qingfeng?Mo Yin VS Three Points of Water?What happened to this world?Mama Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Fan 5: It suddenly occurred to me that in the play, Shanglu's silly mother and Sandianshui's silly mother are the CPs, and Moyin's silly mother and Qing Niangchong's silly mother are the deputy CPs. The crew is really stunning! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Fan 6: Pfft... I was reminded by the upstairs, how should I listen to radio dramas correctly in the future, it is easy to play
Fan 7: The crew is really not an expert at dismantling CP?
Fan 8: □□ play?I'm evil hahaha
Fan 9: Because the two CPs in the radio drama Moe are graduating so soon/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
Host: "The planner handed me a small note just now. Here I want to make a statement. We didn't even know that these two couples of dog men and men were getting together when we first produced the radio drama. You have also been attracted by these two couples of dog men recently. The male show affection, only thought of doing an FT after the face was covered with blood, since it is an FT, everyone can say whatever they want to say, here, on behalf of the crew, I will pass on what they want to say to you, they just can't see it Going down, only a few of them were shown with blood on their faces, our goal is: everyone will be bloodied together!"
Lin Qingfeng laughed directly, no wonder it was so sudden today, it turned out that their grievances were already deep, and now that their hatred has been avenged, all of them were elated, instigating fans to attack them if they wanted to attack them, just attack them, if you have any questions Just ask, a good FT will soon turn into an interview.
Host: "Let me collect a few questions that everyone wants to ask. Don't worry, the four of you will not escape. Let's interrogate one by one. Let's ask Qingfengda first. Question [-]: Some fans have doubts. The attack in Qingfengda's novel seems to be It’s very similar to Shanglu’s stupid mother, so is Qingfeng Da’s character set written according to Shanglu’s stupid mother’s model? Is the prototype of Shou himself? So only if Shanglu’s stupid mother agrees to dub, will he authorize it?”
The first question was so sharp that Lin Qingfeng couldn't help it, he coughed, "This is obviously three questions, how could it be one question, it doesn't count!"
The host is an old hand, so how could he be easily fooled by him, "Master Qingfeng, hasn't he heard that concentration is the essence? This is a condensed question of three questions! This question is not difficult, you just need to answer 'yes' or' no'!"
"Yes..." Lin Qingfeng heard Lu Shang's grinning laughter from the headset, and suddenly felt that he was too honest.
Host: "Shanglu's silly mother's laughter is so captivating, I can't hold it in at all! Does Qingfeng feel that the Shanglu's silly mother in his imagination is completely different from reality? You don't need to answer this, you can experience it yourself .Ahem, question [-]: How long have you two been together? Who chased whom?"
Lin Qingfeng: "Uh, if I do the math, it will only be a few months. If someone is chasing someone, if I chase him on the Internet, after all, he is my male god and I have been in love with him for many years. In reality, he is the one chasing me. You clearly know my identity on the Internet and still keep it from me, so you're playing tricks on me!"
Lu Shang smiled bitterly: "Baby, this matter has been exposed."
Lin Qingfeng: "Hmph!"
Host: "Sure enough, you will be arrogant in front of the person you like. This rule applies to men and women! Okay, let's continue, question [-]: Have you ever had sex? How long? How often? Hehehe~~~ ~~ It's time for welfare!!!" The host laughed as lewdly as he could.
Lin Qingfeng didn't come up in one breath, and was almost choked to death. He is a very serious person, "During the crackdown period, be careful that the channel is blocked."
Host: "Don't worry, we are an honest channel, and all the people who come here are honest people. Only dishonest people will avoid answering such serious questions outside. We know that Shoujun is generally very shy, so let's attack What's your answer? Shanglu silly mother~~~"
Lin Qingfeng replied noblely and coldly with two words: "Hehe."
"If I didn't have this FT, I should have succeeded just now." Lu Shang said regretfully, as if he still disliked everyone for ruining his good deed, and the public screen unanimously swiped "Go and fuck, leave us alone, turn on the microphone Just [Nosebleed]", will Lu Chamber of Commerce agree?joke.
Lin Qingfeng couldn't sit still anymore, he left his stall and rushed to the room, shaking Lu Shang's shoulders poorly, "That's not what you said in bed just now!!! Now you're talking nonsense here!!! It's easy to misunderstand OK!!!"
Fan: We have no idea what you guys said in bed (*≧｜≦*)
The author has something to say:
Happy New Year everyone~~~~~
【You didn't say that in bed just now! ! ! 】It is because of this sentence that there is this article, my brain is really big, orz