sinovels Chapter 12
Chapter 12
No matter whether it was on Weibo or in the Koukou group, they were all exploded, but the one who exploded the most was Qiao Yu.
When he found out that his Weibo homepage had an extra 1 yuan, he was sitting on the subway train home, and he was stunned on the spot.Fuck!Fuck!Could it be that the male god meant to give him two nights of prostitution? What does QAQ mean?
Then he found out sadly that his male god had deleted the morning Weibo!deleted!deleted!
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!A hundred thousand mud horses galloped past his mind, Qiao Yu was so frightened that his hands shook.Could it be that the male god would dump him within the second hour of agreeing to date him?
Snow playing plantain: the wine is big!
Xueda Basho: What are you doing?
Snow hitting Basho: Hurry up!
Xue Da Basho: You listen to my explanation, Jiu Da!
Snow hits plantains: Momou QAQ
Snow hitting Basho: What a plan!
Snow hit Basho: I'm going to commit suicide!
No!any!reply!
Qiao Yu broke down. The train had just stopped, and he didn't know where he was, so he ran out and jumped onto the train going in the opposite direction. QAQ Ma Ma, I am so happy!I'm really good, I've never been this good!
After tossing back and forth for more than an hour, he finally returned to the door of his male god's house and rang the doorbell vigorously.
Still, no, any, reply QAQ
Qiao Yu swears, after living for so many years, this is the first time she wants to slap herself so much.Tell you to boil water on the stove QAQ male god, listen to my explanation!
Yi Changmou felt as if he heard the doorbell, but after listening carefully, he found nothing, so he continued to turn on the range hood and microwave oven, and started to make lunch for himself.He bought some vegetables yesterday, for two people, so there is a bit too much now, so he had to cook half of them first, and put the rest in the refrigerator to eat tomorrow.
Xue Da Basho: QAQ male god, I was wrong
Xueda Basho: Jiu Da, I am at your door
Xue Da Basho: Let me in quickly, I know you are at home, don't hide inside and make no noise, open the door!
Xue Da Basho: If you don't open the door again, I will commit suicide!
Snow playing Basho: QAQ It’s so cold outside
Xue Da Basho: I will cry for you!
Snow hit Basho: I was just stunned for a while!Kowtow to the ground to admit your mistake!Please forgive Yi Changmou, who knows nothing about QAQ, finished his meal beautifully, washed the dishes by the way, and squatted on the sofa to watch CCTV news like a long time ago. By the time he finished watching the TV, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon.
He finally remembered to log on to Weibo, and as soon as he went online, countless comments bombarded him frantically.
He even responded with a cute nickname.
West Lake Fine Wine V replies to @酒大在我容易感泡: Touch your head o(≧v≦)o#! ! ! ! ! !
#Live!Big wine! ! !
#I want to commit suicide!
#: ╭ (° A °.) ╮ 卧 卧 卧 卧 卧#########
#touch upstairs+1
#touch upstairs+10086
After flirting with his fans, Yi Changmou opened the button, and the card machine was swiped by the news...
Then the phone died.
"..." Yi Changmou restarted, then crashed again.Rebooted, died again.
He ended up calling his secretary on his landline at home, "Get me a new phone."
"Ok."
The phone was out of use, so he had to sit silently on the sofa and watch TV. After watching the series for about half an hour, there was a "plop" sound from upstairs.
Yi Changmou raised his head and glanced up, just in time to see Qiao Yu running towards him from the stairs.
"The wine is big!"
"How did you get in?"
Qiao Yu took three steps and one step at a time, and threw himself into his arms, "Male God, listen to my explanation!"
"I climbed to the balcony and rolled down the crooked neck tree next to me." He explained, "Jiu Da, I was wrong, I didn't mean that!"
Yi Changmou was pressed by him and leaned back on the sofa, staring at his face with dark eyes, "Why didn't you ring the doorbell?"
QAQ God damn it, don't tell me you didn't hear me!Paralyzed Lao Tzu almost smashed the door just now!
"Don't care about these details! Why did you give me 1 yuan?"
"Prostitution." Yi Changmou said.
QAQ paralysis!God, you ruthless scumbag!Do you think money can buy everything?Money can't buy love and heart!
"Why did you delete Weibo? Are you going to break up with me? You are not allowed to nod or say 'hmm'!"
"Yes."
Qiao Yu's heart, liver, lungs, kidneys all exploded, QAQ, my heart is broken, the male god dumped me after less than three hours of dating!
Qiao Yu turned her head sideways, sniffed at Yi Changmou's ear, and said in a hoarse voice, "I don't care. Momou, since you seduced me, you have to be responsible to the end!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yi Changmou felt that his chin was pinched by him, and then he was forced to kiss him.
His movements were neither heavy nor light, rolling his lips, like a big dog trying to please its master.Yi Changmou put his arms around his waist, and put his other hand on his buttocks, holding him tighter so that it was easier for him to kiss himself.
Seeing his response, Qiao Yu was immediately elated. After a light kiss, she buried her head in his neck and laughed softly, "God, you are so cute."
Yi Changmou narrowed his eyes, and put his palm on the back of his neck, "Didn't you say that I am a serious person?"
QAQQiao Yu remembered that when he was chatting with Mou Mou, he said, "Jiu Da is a serious person, and he has nothing to do with being cute."He wanted to raise his head, only to find that the other party was holding his head, hugging him very domineeringly, "Well... Jiu Da, don't care about such small details, I have something very serious to ask you! "
"what's up?"
"Are you smart?" Qiao Yu asked, "Or the kind that can change personality multiple times within a minute?"
"What personality do you mean?" Yi Changmou asked.
"Jiu Da, you look so serious, why is Mou Mou so cute! Look at our chat records yourself, you see. The content you sent me is like a domineering president, but look at Mou Mou again. Mou, every sentence and facial expression, how cute!"
He took out his phone, swipe up the chat history, and pointed out a few cold words from West Lake Fine Wine.
"Look, I don't pay attention to people here, and call them Xiaotiantian after changing the number of Moumou!"
It's actually quite embarrassing to read the chat records I posted before, especially since Yi Changmou always uses his identity as Mou Mou to show off his cuteness.He slightly bent his eyes, his cheeks were a little red, and said in a low voice, "Because people will be shy."
QAQ Qiao Yu was poked at the cute spot again, and was immediately stunned.But this time he quickly reacted, and quickly pointed out the evidence, "Look! Just now he held me in his arms like a domineering president, and now he is acting cute again! Tell me, are you smart? "
Yi Changmou lowered his eyes, took his mobile phone, and slowly typed a few words in the dialog box.
o(≧v≦)o not
"Jiu Da, you're so cute that it's scary!" Qiao Yu couldn't hold it back for a moment, and the three inches below her abdomen were swollen and painful.He didn't care about the mobile phone, he rushed forward to hold him down, bit his mouth and neck, and wanted to kill the male god on the spot!
However, just as Qiao Yu pressed Yi Changmou on the sofa and kissed him forcefully, the combination lock of their house suddenly clicked and was opened from the outside.
The author has something to say:
Really not abuse QWQ, only sweet. ——beauty stay