My days as a landlord in Gotham

Chapter 220 This Tenant... Merry!

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"This is also a kind of survival of the fittest."

Li Lei said with a smile, "The villains who don't know the law or don't know how to hire a lawyer have been wiped out by us long ago, and which villain who can escape from prison is not proficient in the law and has a team of lawyers on call at any time?

So when there are more villains like this, everyone starts to follow suit. Otherwise, why are lawyer fees getting more and more expensive now?

After all, compared to those of us wage earners and middle class, the speed of money coming from bad people is much faster. "

After Li Lei finished making jokes, he took a loudspeaker and shouted at the people in the room, "Please pay attention to those with special abilities. I am the director of the Special Biological Management Office, Li Lei.

I think you should have heard of my name; if not, you can search for information about me now.

The Management Office is not particularly malicious or hostile towards all espers, but only if you are not hostile or hostile towards humans either.

I am very sorry for your current irrational behavior.

If you are willing to give up resistance now, then we can deal with it lightly in the follow-up trial.

If you have any inappropriate actions, I hope you can understand the fact that we have the right to execute the death penalty for supernatural beings.

And what I want to say is that the death penalty may not be as good as you imagined.

Now let us each calm down for 5 minutes, I hope you can make a correct and rational choice after 5 minutes. "

After listening to Li Lei's call, Captain Jones almost went crazy.

"Mr. Li, don't you realize that what you just said is a very big stimulus to them?

They can completely disregard the safety of the hostages inside! "

"Now that you know that they are magical creatures, you should know that they have many ways that we cannot control."

Li Lei replied calmly, "Our office is also learning their magic. I can assure you that as long as the magical creatures inside are not so mad as to completely destroy the hostages' bodies and extract their souls, then I have a way to make them Live well.

——By the way, let me give you a suggestion, call in some heavy weapons immediately, these weapons of yours are really not enough for them to see. "

After finishing speaking, Li Lei looked at Lu Dongbin and told the general situation inside. He asked, "I wonder if sir has a good way to get rid of those demons and heretics without hurting innocent people?"

Lu Dongbin pondered for a moment, then said: "I can quickly get rid of them with the flying sword. I don't know what the intention of the benefactor is?"

"Then let's wait for now. If these demons and heretics are willing to surrender, then we will not use violence."

Li Lei said, "But if they are stubborn, don't blame us for taking drastic measures."

Lu Dongbin also felt that it is not good to punish without teaching, so he waited patiently with Li Lei for 5 minutes.

After 5 minutes, they did not see them choosing to surrender.

Li Lei nodded, only to see Lu Dongbin muttering something.

Then in a moment, the long sword behind his back flew out; a moment later, the long sword returned to his back.

There were screams in the room, and Li Lei motioned for Captain Jones to rush in.

And what I saw when I rushed in was that the three magical creatures were beheaded on the spot, and the rescued hostages screamed because they couldn't stand such an exciting scene.

Captain Jones looked at the three fallen people, and then at Lu Dongbin who was as calm as water, and immediately didn't know what to say.

Since the management office has law enforcement powers, coupled with the special authorization of the president, there is no reason for these unlucky magical creatures to be killed.

"Mr. Li, we would like to know whether you ordered the killing of the robbers during the hostage-taking incident just now?"

A reporter with the CNN logo stopped Li Lei and asked his question very quickly.

"I ordered the killing.

But before that, the police had given them a chance; I also gave them five minutes to think.

It's a pity that they didn't make a sensible and informed choice. "

Li Lei replied.

"Don't you think it's inhumane?

Haven't you thought about harming the hostages? "

The reporter continued to ask questions.

"First of all, I trusted my subordinate very much, and I decided to order the killing after he assured that he would not harm the hostages.

In fact, the hostages had no other problems except for some shocks. "

Li Lei said calmly, "As for killing the robbers, is it humane?

I don't think there is anything to discuss about this issue. Any criminal who dares to challenge the authority of the judiciary will deserve to die.

If you were taken hostage, would you want the police to rescue you?

What's more, the hostage is a magical creature, which is more evil than the most evil human criminals.

For them, human beings are just a material for their research.

If you don't kill these magical creatures decisively, can you guarantee that he won't do anything dangerous to the hostages? "

CNN reporters were stopped by Li Lei, and then they stopped interviewing Li Lei in embarrassment.

Li Lei returned to Heihu with Lu Dongbin, and then drove back to the city.

During this period, President Donald called to inquire, which cost Li Lei a little bit of saliva.

When Li Lei and Lu Dongbin returned to the apartment, Jason said in the living room: "Lei, you are on TV!"

Li Lei watched TV, it was a CNN TV program.

The host, commentator, and several legal advisers were there discussing the legality of the Office of Special Creatures Management, and whether magical creatures should also have human rights.

Contrary to Fox News' position, CNN's position has always been very white-left.

In CNN's view, as long as you are weak, you are justified; as long as you are a minority, everything you do is just.

The host said very righteously in the program that the conflict between humans and magical creatures is a long time ago. Now everyone should put aside historical prejudice and hatred and become a loving family.

As he spoke, the male host began to cry bitterly. He said he thought of his grandma.

His grandma was voluntarily made into an Inferi by a black wizard, and he thought his grandma was happy when she was an Inferi.

"No coercion!

There is no threat either!

My grandma did it voluntarily! "

His tears and snot just rolled down.

"I hope the government should reflect on it. Is everyone who is a ghost being coerced and threatened?

Isn't it voluntary for anyone to be a ghost?

You see, there's an example right there that accuses you of misunderstandings about wizards and magic. "

The commentator took off his glasses, and he wanted to take out his handkerchief to wipe away the tears he was holding back.

In the end, what was pulled out was the CK bullet underwear of the young model who fought with him for [-] rounds last night. The white underwear was a little yellowed, and the urine anger reminded the commentator.

The commentator hurriedly put away his precious underwear, and he could still savor the shouting and hypocrisy in Chrysanthemum last night.

It is the collision of youth and years, the exchange of wisdom and beauty.

"Maybe someone falls in love with a wizard, but thinks that his lifespan cannot last forever with a wizard, so he chooses to become a ghost.

Although I have lost my life and sanity, is there anything more important than being able to be with the one I love?

I was moved, I was moved by this love that transcends time and race!

I want to sing about this great love, I want to chant about this great love!

O love!

You are the chrysanthemum booster that makes me climb to the top! "

"Okay, you should watch less of this kind of TV program, it will have a bad impact on your IQ."

Li Lei was almost baffled by those crazy hosts and commentators.

At this time, the people in the management office also sent emails asking how to deal with the media reports.

Li Lei told his director of public relations, "Remember, we and our employees do not make any comments on our case-handling procedures and rules on any occasion.

This will become a rule in our office in the future, please keep it in mind. "

Although CNN's report is a joke, but there are too many mentally retarded people in the United States.

Don't you see that in the movie "Independence Day", aliens are coming to destroy the earth, but a group of Americans are singing and dancing to welcome the new century.

Don't think this is an exaggeration of the movie. The IQ level of the American people really belongs to the bottom group in the world.

It's just that the elite education in the United States has really cultivated many elites, plus the talents imported from abroad, so their underwear is big enough to hide their shame.

But every time this kind of hot news happens, the mental retardation of the United States appears.

Americans are very keen to participate in various protests, as if they are all angels of justice and freedom fighters, but if you really want to ask them about their political demands, they are all at a loss.

Therefore, Li Lei completely ignored the protests provoked by CNN.

Li Lei was discussing with Lu Dongbin about inner alchemy cultivation at home. It has to be said that once the inner alchemy cultivation was started, Li Lei felt that it was broad and profound.

And Lu Dongbin, as the patriarch of the Taoist Quanzhen School, naturally has his own way of cultivation.

Under Lu Dongbin's simple explanation, Li Lei felt that his cultivation could be said to be progressing rapidly.

Just when Li Lei was indulging in the exercises, Bruce came to the door.

He said to Li Lei: "The Happy Harbor base of the Justice League has been attacked."

"Didn't you give up there long ago?"

Li Lei looked at Bruce strangely, "According to my information, isn't your Watcher Space Station already finished?

The opening ceremony was held just a few days ago. "

Hearing Li Lei's sarcasm, Bruce knew that the Justice League's failure to invite Li Lei to participate had made Li Lei's evaluation of the Justice League even lower.

But if Li Lei doesn't solve this matter now, Bruce won't be able to find a suitable person.

So Bruce could only bite the bullet and said: "Happy Harbor still retains some functions, such as we use it to test weapons and vehicles.

At the same time, we also built a teleportation bridge in Happy Harbor, which is convenient for us to enter and exit the Lookout.

According to our monitoring equipment, the people who came in to attack us were from the US military, because they used all US-standard weapons. "

Looking at the photos provided by Bruce, Li Lei found that they were indeed all the equipment and uniforms of the US Marine Corps.

However, the Justice League has been recorded in the US military and intelligence system, and the two sides have also cooperated in combat, so it is impossible for the problem of wrong identification of friend and foe to occur.

Thinking of this, Li Lei said, "I can help you ask the military's intelligence agency."

"Okay, Li, thank you very much."

Bruce said.